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copperbadge: storiesofimagination: positive-memes: Awesome School Principal FTW! It’s the “As a trained principal and hobby dentist…” that gives me pause. I’m sure this isn’t the first lost tooth he’s had to vouch for. I’m more worried about what the ga-ga pit might be. : October 9, 2019 Dear Tooth Fairy. lost a tooth while playing outside at recess Today Unfortunately, it was lost in our ga-ga pit, and despite the valiant efforts of an intrepid search team, we were unable to recover the tooth. As a trained principal and hobby dentist. I can verify that there is definitely a gap in teeth that was not there this morning when he came in. Please accept this letter as official verification of a lost footh and provide the standard monetary exchange rate you normally use for a real footh. If you have any questions, please feel free to contact me at the address above. Sincerely. Curt Angeli, Principal Gillett Elementary School P.S. I am still waiting for the money for my wisdom teth from 1987. Please remit as soon as possible. Not the hero we deserved, but the,hero we needed. copperbadge: storiesofimagination: positive-memes: Awesome School Principal FTW! It’s the “As a trained principal and hobby dentist…” that gives me pause. I’m sure this isn’t the first lost tooth he’s had to vouch for. I’m more worried about what the ga-ga pit might be. 

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lolzandtrollz: The Answers Are Priceless: 15 Kids Were Asked About Their Thoughts On Marriage. These Answers Are Priceless When is it okay to kiss someone? The rule goes like this: If you kiss someone, ther you should marry them and have kids with them It's the right thing to do. - Howard, age 8 The law says you have to be eighteen, so l wouldn't want to mess with that - Curt, age 7 When they're rich - Pam, age 7 What is the right age to get married? Twenty-three is the best age because you know the person FOREVER by then. - Camille, age 10 No age is good to get married at. You got to be a fool to get married - Freddie, age 6 (very wise for his age) How can a stranger tell if two people are married? You might have to guess, based on whether they seem to be yelling at the same kids Derrick, age 8 What do you think your mom and dad have in common? Both don't want any more kids. Lori, age 8 What do most people do on a date? Dates are for having fun, and people should use them to get to know each other. Even boys have something to say if you listen long enough - Lynnette, age 8 (isn't she a treasure) On the first date, they just tell each other lies and that usually gets them interested enough to go for a second date. - Martin, age 10 What would you do on a first date that was turning sour? I'd run home and play dead. The next day I would call all the newspapers and make sure they wrote about me in all the dead columns. Craig, age 9 How do you decide who to marry? You got to find somebody who likes the same stuff. Like, if you like sports, she should like it that you like sports, and she should keep the chips and dip coming. - Alan, age 10 No person really decides before they grow up ho they're going to marry. God decides it all way before, and you get to find out later who you're stuck with - Kirsten, age 10 Is it better to be single or married? It's better for girls to be single but not for boys. Boys need someone to clean up after them - Anita, age 9 (bless you child) How would the world be different if people didn't get married? There sure would be a lot of kids to explain, wouldn't there? Kelvin, age 8 How would you make a marriage work? Tell your wife that she looks pretty, even if she looks like a truck. - Ricky, age 10 lolzandtrollz: The Answers Are Priceless

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<p><a href="https://novelty-gift-ideas.tumblr.com/post/174270727033/e-mail-from-god-for-teens" class="tumblr_blog">novelty-gift-ideas</a>:</p><blockquote><p><b><a href="https://awesomage.com/e-mail-from-god-for-teens/">E-Mail From God for Teens</a></b></p></blockquote>: e-mal1 from God For Teens claire cloninger & curt cloninger You've got e-mail Quicki check your in-box! It's overflowing with mail from God! As you read this book, each power packed note wi11 excite, energize, and encourage you to believe that God is real and He thinks you are incredibly special. Packed with guidance and assur- ancei every e-mai1 wi l1 help you face the real issues of life You'll feel loved and appreciated mportant and unique, significant and understood. Even when life isn't perfect, God stil1 loves you and wants to help. Find out how auch yants to help. Find out Get online with God today! Even when your system crashes a. e-mail from God wi l1 boot you right back up! David e Cook US $14.99 ISUN 978-1-60919-810-4 5 1 499 JUVENILE NONFICTION Heligion bevotional & Prayer TNGN 978158998104 Printed in USÁ <p><a href="https://novelty-gift-ideas.tumblr.com/post/174270727033/e-mail-from-god-for-teens" class="tumblr_blog">novelty-gift-ideas</a>:</p><blockquote><p><b><a href="https://awesomage.com/e-mail-from-god-for-teens/">E-Mail From God for Teens</a></b></p></blockquote>

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Dr. LEONID ROGOZOV OPERANDO A SI MESMO. Dr. Leonid Rogozov foi um jovem médico que participou da expedição soviética à estação Novolazarevskaya, na Antártida em 1960. Depois de mais ou menos quatro meses nesta região, ele passou a sentir fraqueza, náuseas, febre e dor na região ilíaca direita e se autodiagnosticou com apendicite aguda. Era necessária uma operação de urgência, e, não havendo a menor condições de transporte para um hospital, Dr. Rogozov fez uma cirurgia nele mesmo auxiliado por um engenheiro mecânico e um meteorologista. Um entregava a ele os instrumentos cirúrgicos necessários e ou outro segurava um pequeno espelho sobre sua barriga para que melhor enxergasse. A cirurgia durou 1h45min e o doutor foi curado. DATA DA FOTO: 30 de abril de 1961 FOTÓGRAFO: Desconhecido LOCAL: Antártida. . O @historiandofotos é um projeto magnífico de um amigo! Se você curte fotos históricas, recomendo @historiandofotos: @historiandofotos Dr. LEONID ROGOZOV OPERANDO A SI MESMO. Dr. Leonid Rogozov foi um jovem médico que participou da expedição soviética à estação Novolazarevskaya, na Antártida em 1960. Depois de mais ou menos quatro meses nesta região, ele passou a sentir fraqueza, náuseas, febre e dor na região ilíaca direita e se autodiagnosticou com apendicite aguda. Era necessária uma operação de urgência, e, não havendo a menor condições de transporte para um hospital, Dr. Rogozov fez uma cirurgia nele mesmo auxiliado por um engenheiro mecânico e um meteorologista. Um entregava a ele os instrumentos cirúrgicos necessários e ou outro segurava um pequeno espelho sobre sua barriga para que melhor enxergasse. A cirurgia durou 1h45min e o doutor foi curado. DATA DA FOTO: 30 de abril de 1961 FOTÓGRAFO: Desconhecido LOCAL: Antártida. . O @historiandofotos é um projeto magnífico de um amigo! Se você curte fotos históricas, recomendo @historiandofotos

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