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Dad, I Came, and Back: My dad used my car and I came back to my normally dashboard Togepi in a seatbelt.

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Bones, Gandalf, and Instagram: tumblr <p><i>New day, new name. The Tumblr formerly known as thefandometrics will now only respond to <a href="https://tmblr.co/msqSl7HRvd95qREpIWHptZw">@fandom</a>. We’re more than just data. Spread the word.</i></p><p>Listen up. It’s time. You can feel it in your bones, can’t you? Or maybe it’s that little piece of your brain dedicated to your OTP, your secondary ships, and your favorite fandoms. Its whisper has turned into a blissed-out scream…<br/></p><h2><b><i>SAN DIEGO COMIC-CON IS STARTING IN THREE DAYS. </i></b></h2><p>Can’t make it? Don’t worry—Tumblr will be there covering the most important stuff in comics, movies, TV, games, and all things entertainment. Consider us your eyes and ears. We&rsquo;ll be on the floor, in Artist Alley, at outdoor activations, and everywhere in between. Take it all in via <a href="https://tmblr.co/msqSl7HRvd95qREpIWHptZw">@fandom</a>, the <a href="http://tumblr.com/search/sdcc">#SDCC</a> tag, our <a href="http://instagram.com/tumblr">official Instagram</a>, and a few Answer Times and exclusive GIFs over on <a href="https://tmblr.co/mwphPpMxa8C3zeAQVvle0Qg">@stardom</a>. </p><p>In previous years, we brought <a href="https://fandom.tumblr.com/post/163348304584/over-the-past-four-days-weve-captured-the-best">the best cosplay</a> from the con floor straight to your dashboard (hi, <a href="https://fandom.tumblr.com/post/163316514887/you-shall-not-passthis-post-without-reblogging">Sexy Gandalf</a>). This year we want to add a little audience participation to the mix. Let’s see you—yes, you—in your finest cosplay gear. Whether you’re at Comic-Con yourself or just dressed up at home,<b> <a href="http://fandom.tumblr.com/submit">submit your picture</a> to <a href="https://tmblr.co/msqSl7HRvd95qREpIWHptZw">@fandom</a>. </b>We’re going to showcase the best of the best right here on this ol’ Tumblr.</p>
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Bad, Beautiful, and Comfortable: Splenda Pappy @caroline_oreo 20h Shrek is a cautionary tale about how dating ugly, musty men because "it's what's on the inside that counts" will make you ugly and musty as well thank you for coming to my ted talk 90 ロ9,915 26.6K △ <p><a href="http://celticpyro.tumblr.com/post/175726848039/cheshireinthemiddle-siryouarebeingmocked" class="tumblr_blog">celticpyro</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="https://cheshireinthemiddle.tumblr.com/post/175726495377/siryouarebeingmocked-itisoktobewhite" class="tumblr_blog">cheshireinthemiddle</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://siryouarebeingmocked.tumblr.com/post/175726365629/itisoktobewhite-thecaucasianfilipino" class="tumblr_blog">siryouarebeingmocked</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="https://itisoktobewhite.tumblr.com/post/175292441966/thecaucasianfilipino-the-darkest-of-souls" class="tumblr_blog">itisoktobewhite</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://thecaucasianfilipino.tumblr.com/post/175288226813/the-darkest-of-souls-renegadebusiness" class="tumblr_blog">thecaucasianfilipino</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://the-darkest-of-souls.tumblr.com/post/175287999760/renegadebusiness-the-darkest-of-souls" class="tumblr_blog">the-darkest-of-souls</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://renegadebusiness.tumblr.com/post/175287984641/the-darkest-of-souls-imsopopfly" class="tumblr_blog">renegadebusiness</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://the-darkest-of-souls.tumblr.com/post/175287936730/imsopopfly-standard-dingo-abiggaynerd" class="tumblr_blog">the-darkest-of-souls</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://imsopopfly.tumblr.com/post/175287778210/standard-dingo-abiggaynerd-bobavader" class="tumblr_blog">imsopopfly</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://standard-dingo.tumblr.com/post/172216617168/abiggaynerd-bobavader-biomerge-facts" class="tumblr_blog">standard-dingo</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://abiggaynerd.tumblr.com/post/172178298553/bobavader-biomerge-facts-only-why-the-fuck" class="tumblr_blog">abiggaynerd</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://bobavader.tumblr.com/post/172172510100/biomerge-facts-only-why-the-fuck-am-i-seeing" class="tumblr_blog">bobavader</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://biomerge.tumblr.com/post/172167135896/facts-only" class="tumblr_blog">biomerge</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>facts only</p></blockquote> <p>Why the fuck am I seeing shrek slander on my dashboard right now. Did any of you even watch the goddamn films. I can’t believe this. You guys don’t deserve shrek. </p> </blockquote> <p>Fuck you Fiona was already an ogre and was trying to hide that part of herself because her parents told her to be ashamed but shrek helped her accept that part of herself and become her true self unapologetically! Fuck you </p> </blockquote> <p>OP is lord farquaad </p> </blockquote> <p>Fuck you ogre Fiona is gorgeous</p> <p>The only ugly musty one in that entire movie was farquaad</p> </blockquote> <p>Is no one gonna point out that she’s ugly as fuck?</p> </blockquote> <p>Fiona is beautiful </p> </blockquote> <p>Not Fiona the chick tweeting </p> <p>That forehead ratio </p> </blockquote> <p>I disagree with Slenda Pappy’s choice in eye shadow. </p> </blockquote> <p>The movie goes out of its way again and again to show how much people hate ogres. Shrek goes on and on about how humans think hes some fat ugly monster. Fiona hates her ogre form saying pretty much the same thing. So when the wedding scene happens it really hits hard. And you realise you are beautiful. It doesn’t matter what other people think. Shreks “But you are beautiful” Has to be one of the best lines in the movie. </p> <p>Holy crap I wrote that about freakin shrek.</p> </blockquote> <p>At least it’s not Harry Potter again.</p> <p>Also, plenty of people think Ogre Fiona is hotter.</p> <p><strike>I’ve heard.</strike></p> </blockquote> <p>And why is “it’s what’s on the inside that counts” so bad? Why are you so opposed to it? Shrek was comfortable with who he was (in the first movie), and he taught Fiona to be comfortable with who she was. They were both interesting people worth befriending. </p> <p><br/></p> <p>Yes, the inside is important. </p> </blockquote> <p>OP seems to be equating “ugly, musty men” with genuinely awful men. Meanwhile implying that you shouldn’t look past a person’s appearance because it reflects on what kind of person they are, and their negativity will make you similarly a bad person. </p></blockquote> <p>Shrek‘s “but you are beautiful” always makes me tear up and I’m not ashamed to admit it. Shrek loved Fiona, but feared she would never accept him. Fiona love Shrek, but feared he would never accept her. Eventually they learned to be happy with who they are and accept each other. How in the hell do you miss the point that hard?</p>
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