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Ass, Be Like, and Bless Up: Pic: reddit usullyTheEnglishLab @DrSmashlove Say bruv shout to u ladies leaving comments and sending me DMs asking when Iโ€™m finna start writing about Punani again. U know what bruv? U ladies wild lemme tell u why. Turn the tables. Just for a sec, turn the tables for me. What if I was in the comment section of your favorite betch account talmbout โ€œPP PP PPs PLEASE! MEMES ON PPs, JOKES ON PPs, CAPTIONS ON PPs MEOW...RIGHT MEOW! WHAT DO WE WANT?? PP ๐Ÿค—. WHEN DO WE WANT IT? NOW! PPbrigade TeamPP EggplantMafia ๐Ÿ’ช.โ€ All u ladies in the comments would be like โ€œJesus whatโ€™s up with this Durs Mashlove nutcase constantly talking about PPs like let her post ads for strapless, backless pull-together braโ€™s that are useless after the first wear, framed maps that nobody needs, and $1 recurring subscription Ponzi scheme bracelets, and the occasional worn-out, not-even-funny-anymore, circa 2014 xeroxed-looking, light-blue-tint-for-no-reason trash can Meme about something dating-related but literally not even relatable by any sane, reasonably normal human โ€” sheesh.โ€ But nah. Hells nah. In Smashland if my ladies donโ€™t get they weekly dose of Punani bruv I gotta hear about it. โ€œWhatโ€™s wrong smash why you G-rated now smash you used to be filthy smash you fell off smash whereโ€™s smash bring smash back.โ€ *Dr. Evil voice* ALRIGHT ZIPPIT. ZIPPIT. ZIPPP. Ladies and gentlemen of the jury...ExZIPPIT A. โ€œLook Iโ€™m zippy longstockingโ€ ZIPPIT ๐Ÿค—. U need it. Iโ€™m like a boyfriend u canโ€™t leave because the pipe too good - u gon come around regardless and u gon get this work regardless. REGARDLESS. I could post puppies only and three laughy emojis like Daquan and u STILL gon come back like a crack fiend BC U ADDICTED MAMA U LOVEEEEE IT. U STUCK WITH ME. BE PATIENT. PUNANI POST SOON COME STAY CHUNE. (Nah but keep the aggression coming. Itโ€™s nothing more attractive than a sassy, damn near tyrannical-ass crazy tyrannosaurus woman barking orders at me. It floats my boat. Go head with them short arms and pointy chompers Mama letโ€™s make a happy home together and call it Jurassic Park (โ€œis this West Indian lilac? Are you sure?โ€ ๐Ÿค”). Love yโ€™all. Donโ€™t change. DONโ€™T CHANGE UNLESS IF ITโ€™S TO GET CLOSER TO GOD BLESS UP ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚).
Ass, Be Like, and Bless Up: Pic: reddit usullyTheEnglishLab
 @DrSmashlove
Say bruv shout to u ladies leaving comments and sending me DMs asking when Iโ€™m finna start writing about Punani again. U know what bruv? U ladies wild lemme tell u why. Turn the tables. Just for a sec, turn the tables for me. What if I was in the comment section of your favorite betch account talmbout โ€œPP PP PPs PLEASE! MEMES ON PPs, JOKES ON PPs, CAPTIONS ON PPs MEOW...RIGHT MEOW! WHAT DO WE WANT?? PP ๐Ÿค—. WHEN DO WE WANT IT? NOW! PPbrigade TeamPP EggplantMafia ๐Ÿ’ช.โ€ All u ladies in the comments would be like โ€œJesus whatโ€™s up with this Durs Mashlove nutcase constantly talking about PPs like let her post ads for strapless, backless pull-together braโ€™s that are useless after the first wear, framed maps that nobody needs, and $1 recurring subscription Ponzi scheme bracelets, and the occasional worn-out, not-even-funny-anymore, circa 2014 xeroxed-looking, light-blue-tint-for-no-reason trash can Meme about something dating-related but literally not even relatable by any sane, reasonably normal human โ€” sheesh.โ€ But nah. Hells nah. In Smashland if my ladies donโ€™t get they weekly dose of Punani bruv I gotta hear about it. โ€œWhatโ€™s wrong smash why you G-rated now smash you used to be filthy smash you fell off smash whereโ€™s smash bring smash back.โ€ *Dr. Evil voice* ALRIGHT ZIPPIT. ZIPPIT. ZIPPP. Ladies and gentlemen of the jury...ExZIPPIT A. โ€œLook Iโ€™m zippy longstockingโ€ ZIPPIT ๐Ÿค—. U need it. Iโ€™m like a boyfriend u canโ€™t leave because the pipe too good - u gon come around regardless and u gon get this work regardless. REGARDLESS. I could post puppies only and three laughy emojis like Daquan and u STILL gon come back like a crack fiend BC U ADDICTED MAMA U LOVEEEEE IT. U STUCK WITH ME. BE PATIENT. PUNANI POST SOON COME STAY CHUNE. (Nah but keep the aggression coming. Itโ€™s nothing more attractive than a sassy, damn near tyrannical-ass crazy tyrannosaurus woman barking orders at me. It floats my boat. Go head with them short arms and pointy chompers Mama letโ€™s make a happy home together and call it Jurassic Park (โ€œis this West Indian lilac? Are you sure?โ€ ๐Ÿค”). Love yโ€™all. Donโ€™t change. DONโ€™T CHANGE UNLESS IF ITโ€™S TO GET CLOSER TO GOD BLESS UP ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚).

Say bruv shout to u ladies leaving comments and sending me DMs asking when Iโ€™m finna start writing about Punani again. U know what bruv? U l...

Af, Anaconda, and Asian: u/Meems138 3d i.redd.it Gabby knows where all the heating vents are @DrSmashlove So one of my followers DMed me from China talmbout โ€œsmash you talked about big girls and you talked about thicky thicc girls ... what about small girls?โ€ Well baby girl Iโ€™m glad u asked. Now see a lot of American men got a lil diminutive, subservient Asian girl geisha type fetish. Bruv ๐Ÿ˜ค...STOP IT WITH THAT SH!T YALL GROSS ๐Ÿ˜‚. And what I love most is they wife a Asian girl and she gon turn his COT DAMN life upside down because lo and behold! Asian girls are aggressive AF ๐Ÿค—๐Ÿ˜‚. Underneath that modest frame and chill demeanor is a fire breathing dragon - itโ€™s all fun and games till u wife her up and find out that just like the skinny Somalian dude in the tom hanks movie...she da captain now lmao. They donโ€™t call them โ€œTiger Momsโ€ for nothing! Naw I ainโ€™t about no damn racist fetishes. I love u lil Asian girls because the fact is, yโ€™all make the best dinner companions bc yโ€™all dainty! Yโ€™all barely eat! Yโ€™all just nibble! Itโ€™s so adorable! LMFAO JK YALL EAT LIKE LIONS WHO ARE BEING STARVED BEFORE FIGHTING A WARRIOR IN A ROMAN COLISEUM AND YALL AINT SEEN FOOD FOR TWO DAYS BEFORE THE MATCH THATโ€™S HOW YALL EAT ๐Ÿ˜‚. If u ainโ€™t seen this sh!t bruv, itโ€™s a thing of wonderment. I honestly am astonished every time. U lil Asian girls bruv I donโ€™t een know where the food go...Is your chest cavity comprised entirely of stomach? ๐Ÿ˜‚ Four tacos, half a burrito, and u scraping the bottom of the guacamole bowl? I SEENT IT ๐Ÿ˜‚. Dated this one girl bruv half Asian half white 5โ€™7โ€ UNDER 100 LBS we went to Kumaโ€™s which serve burgers the size of volleyballs she bodied it, bodied the waffle fries and we got fro yo after. Nah. Hell nah. To keep up with a Asian girl bruv u need a second mortgage. Fvck around and redo ya whole dating budget. Food (per month): $10,000 (for the lion dragon Monster). ๐Ÿ˜‚ FR tho I love u lil Asian girls. Fvck around and leave me dead broke off of four dates but itโ€™s worth it, my body is ready. SMASH LOVES ALL BODY TYPES THICC AND THIN BIG AND SMALL Iโ€™M WARNING YALL THO THE LIL ONES AIN NOTHING TO EFF WITH FINANCIALLY BLESS UP ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
Af, Anaconda, and Asian: u/Meems138 3d i.redd.it
 Gabby knows where all the heating vents are
 @DrSmashlove
So one of my followers DMed me from China talmbout โ€œsmash you talked about big girls and you talked about thicky thicc girls ... what about small girls?โ€ Well baby girl Iโ€™m glad u asked. Now see a lot of American men got a lil diminutive, subservient Asian girl geisha type fetish. Bruv ๐Ÿ˜ค...STOP IT WITH THAT SH!T YALL GROSS ๐Ÿ˜‚. And what I love most is they wife a Asian girl and she gon turn his COT DAMN life upside down because lo and behold! Asian girls are aggressive AF ๐Ÿค—๐Ÿ˜‚. Underneath that modest frame and chill demeanor is a fire breathing dragon - itโ€™s all fun and games till u wife her up and find out that just like the skinny Somalian dude in the tom hanks movie...she da captain now lmao. They donโ€™t call them โ€œTiger Momsโ€ for nothing! Naw I ainโ€™t about no damn racist fetishes. I love u lil Asian girls because the fact is, yโ€™all make the best dinner companions bc yโ€™all dainty! Yโ€™all barely eat! Yโ€™all just nibble! Itโ€™s so adorable! LMFAO JK YALL EAT LIKE LIONS WHO ARE BEING STARVED BEFORE FIGHTING A WARRIOR IN A ROMAN COLISEUM AND YALL AINT SEEN FOOD FOR TWO DAYS BEFORE THE MATCH THATโ€™S HOW YALL EAT ๐Ÿ˜‚. If u ainโ€™t seen this sh!t bruv, itโ€™s a thing of wonderment. I honestly am astonished every time. U lil Asian girls bruv I donโ€™t een know where the food go...Is your chest cavity comprised entirely of stomach? ๐Ÿ˜‚ Four tacos, half a burrito, and u scraping the bottom of the guacamole bowl? I SEENT IT ๐Ÿ˜‚. Dated this one girl bruv half Asian half white 5โ€™7โ€ UNDER 100 LBS we went to Kumaโ€™s which serve burgers the size of volleyballs she bodied it, bodied the waffle fries and we got fro yo after. Nah. Hell nah. To keep up with a Asian girl bruv u need a second mortgage. Fvck around and redo ya whole dating budget. Food (per month): $10,000 (for the lion dragon Monster). ๐Ÿ˜‚ FR tho I love u lil Asian girls. Fvck around and leave me dead broke off of four dates but itโ€™s worth it, my body is ready. SMASH LOVES ALL BODY TYPES THICC AND THIN BIG AND SMALL Iโ€™M WARNING YALL THO THE LIL ONES AIN NOTHING TO EFF WITH FINANCIALLY BLESS UP ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

So one of my followers DMed me from China talmbout โ€œsmash you talked about big girls and you talked about thicky thicc girls ... what about ...