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Advice, Dank, and Dating: Mfw people come to me for dating advice and I haven’t even kissed a girl by Thatanxiousboi MORE MEMES

Mfw people come to me for dating advice and I haven’t even kissed a girl by Thatanxiousboi MORE MEMES

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Advice, Bored, and Children: ,111 88%0 12:05 PM Forums Dear Dish-lt > Boyfriend and Girlfriend Issues "Sabie's Relationship Guide 1 1 2 3 45 6 7 89 12 13 Posted about 11 years ago Saabe Posts: 186 First and foremost I must give credit to Void, not that the ideas in here are his, but that the guide itself is inspired by his. I started writing this a just a guide that l'd post up on Kidzworld, and let everyone there use it once l had left the site, and since I'm pretty much leaving, here it is: 簝 .111 85% 12:20 PM ou may not know, since my topic go deleted, for the second time now, but I've been doing advice here for almost two years. And thus far have been the only person to keep a relationship advice thread running that long. Unfortunately during the cleaning, it was erased, before I got past 50 pages, and the second time a Spamme.r caused the board to glitch so my topic had to be erased after it reached 82 pages. So l decided Imight as well put up a love guide. I will try to keep each "chapter" as short as possible, so as not to bore you, while putting in enough info to get you through if you're dealing with that topic. / would also like to note that credit to the basis of this Guide goes to all who posted questions in either of my threads, and StarF, because this is a little less than a copy of his Guide to Kidzworld Please remember this is my opinion and the advice here may not help in every case, but it's a good place to start, andI've had plenty of experience and success when giving advice. I am not a professional. yet. durnesque-esque: I’m crying of laughter and embarrassment. I was bored googling this morning and on a whim decided to see if the dating guide I wrote as a pretentious teenager was still floating around and it fucking is! 11+ years later and it is STILL a pinned topic in the relationship forum on Kidzworld. To set the scene: at age 14, having held hands with a cute Austrailian boy whilst at summer camp for my dad’s car company, I decided I was well versed enough in the art of love to start a teenage romance column: Dear Sabie (short for Sarahbeth which is another story all together). So I did! Now because I was thoughtful and could compose coherent sentences, my Dear Sabie forum grew in popularity (omg, 50 pages of me telling people things! Omg another 80 pages of me telling people things!). Or maybe I was actually good at it, I dunno. But I got it into my 16 year old head that I wanted a legacy. Being a forum for children, there was an age limit, so I had to work quickly. I spent a summer writing a romance guide for the website that I would post before I got kicked off due to the age restriction. But I had bigger plans, the post would be just the beginning. I was going to write a BOOK! And it would be published and I would be famous for giving EXCELLENT dating advice at such a tender age! I posted, made my grand farewells, and low and behold I convinced the forum moderators to pin it to the top of the board because it was so *wonderful.* And there it sits! I can’t believe they have allowed that relic to remain pinned to the forum. If you ever wanted a time capsul of what a sanctimonious and self-important teenager looks like, have a read! I’m so proud and so embarrassed. (http://www.kidzworld.com/forums/bf-gf-issues/t/15935-sabies-relationship-guide) P.S. if Void is out there somewhere and sees this: hey friend! Remember when we were legend?
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