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moodyehudi: epaulettes: wildlyannoyingdoofus: These kinds of responses are my FAVORITE. Some examples to answers to this question I have heard: 1. “Okay, and who’s the president?” “Obama, no wait, shit *vehemently* fuck, I hate him… what’s his name…” “It’s okay, you know who he is.” 2. “Who’s the president?” “*drunkenly angry and confused* ..uhhhhhhh…Orange… damn it what’s the fuck’s name…. “Yup, good enough.” 3. “And who’s the president,” “Not fuckin’ Obama!” “I feel ya.” 4. “Who’s the president- wait, nevermind you’re from Korea you said, right? So who’s-“ “Everybody knows that Trump-bitch.” “Oh, well, alright then.” 5. (My personal favorite) “Who’s the president?” “Ew.” “Good enough.” My roommate is a neurologist and has to do this check all the time. Her all-time favorite so far has been “ay dios mio” during which the woman was vigorously crossing herself. lol me too , lady : pey @peytonspan13 a girl in one of my classes today had a seizure and when the paramedics were trying to talk to her they asked her a bunch of questions. she finally came to when they asked her who the president is and she deadass mumbles "dont make me say it" moodyehudi: epaulettes: wildlyannoyingdoofus: These kinds of responses are my FAVORITE. Some examples to answers to this question I have heard: 1. “Okay, and who’s the president?” “Obama, no wait, shit *vehemently* fuck, I hate him… what’s his name…” “It’s okay, you know who he is.” 2. “Who’s the president?” “*drunkenly angry and confused* ..uhhhhhhh…Orange… damn it what’s the fuck’s name…. “Yup, good enough.” 3. “And who’s the president,” “Not fuckin’ Obama!” “I feel ya.” 4. “Who’s the president- wait, nevermind you’re from Korea you said, right? So who’s-“ “Everybody knows that Trump-bitch.” “Oh, well, alright then.” 5. (My personal favorite) “Who’s the president?” “Ew.” “Good enough.” My roommate is a neurologist and has to do this check all the time. Her all-time favorite so far has been “ay dios mio” during which the woman was vigorously crossing herself. lol me too , lady
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crazyintheeast: coochie-chronicles: inu-demon: clockworkmachineking: the-howling-storm: skinoutqueen: shaylahatesyou: nessaaageee: arandomthot: Making conversation can be tougher than it seems This one time at work, I was training someone and the system froze so I decided to have some small talk and I asked her if she had any kids or anything (she was older) and she started crying. She asked me if it was cool if she went to take a walk to get some air and I told her okay because I mean what was I supposed to say? Anyways, she came back clearly still upset and told me that her husband left her for one of her daughters. After that, I kept all my conversations strictly work related. 👀 Bitch whet b r u h . You were training Mia Farrow? : maskulla @MakVest I work at a bank and this lady came in with a $150,000 check and to make conversation I was like 'oh wow I wish I had one of these" then she deadass was like it's a life insurance check. I would rather have the person. crazyintheeast: coochie-chronicles: inu-demon: clockworkmachineking: the-howling-storm: skinoutqueen: shaylahatesyou: nessaaageee: arandomthot: Making conversation can be tougher than it seems This one time at work, I was training someone and the system froze so I decided to have some small talk and I asked her if she had any kids or anything (she was older) and she started crying. She asked me if it was cool if she went to take a walk to get some air and I told her okay because I mean what was I supposed to say? Anyways, she came back clearly still upset and told me that her husband left her for one of her daughters. After that, I kept all my conversations strictly work related. 👀 Bitch whet b r u h . You were training Mia Farrow?
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itsgonnabeacoldwinter-soldier: furbytheminx: dandridgegirl: adreamdeferred: dynastylnoire: blackgirloutrage2: PAY ATTENTION! This is how you weed out the men who deserve your time and the ones that don’t. These dudes are literally telling you who they are, but y'all refuse to listen. Your safety comes first. I’m in a FB group where dudes 30 and older were having full tantrums over this post. These are the same guys that admit: Not deleting nudes post break up Not believing when women that were sexually assaulted Not believing sex with a partner that is sleeping is rape Etc. Please do not date people that take issue with your protecting yourself. i deadass took a picture of my dates license and sent to my homegirls in the gc. and turned on my location. yea you cool but it’s always about me and my safety. Men who aren’t trash should already know this is commonplace. One of my last dates even offered to take a picture together for my safety text. Men who get mad when women try to protect themselves are just telling on themselves, nothing more. All you people out there talking about “spreading my private information” like you don’t drive around with your liscense plate out there for everyone and their mom to see all day every day. Sit down. Shut up. She didn’t ask for your social security number you absolute acorn. Your plates are public knowledge. : lweet A Boogie @BoogieBankss 22h I had a chick go behind my car and text her homegirl my plate number before she got in the car with me. 58 163 415 @saintcleopatra 17h Did you enjoy your date? O 1 04 A Boogie @BoogieBankss Replying to @saintcleopatra I left her ass there and went home lol Not taking no woman nowhere that's doin all that. 7/17/17, 3:22 PM 23 Retweets 25 Likes itsgonnabeacoldwinter-soldier: furbytheminx: dandridgegirl: adreamdeferred: dynastylnoire: blackgirloutrage2: PAY ATTENTION! This is how you weed out the men who deserve your time and the ones that don’t. These dudes are literally telling you who they are, but y'all refuse to listen. Your safety comes first. I’m in a FB group where dudes 30 and older were having full tantrums over this post. These are the same guys that admit: Not deleting nudes post break up Not believing when women that were sexually assaulted Not believing sex with a partner that is sleeping is rape Etc. Please do not date people that take issue with your protecting yourself. i deadass took a picture of my dates license and sent to my homegirls in the gc. and turned on my location. yea you cool but it’s always about me and my safety. Men who aren’t trash should already know this is commonplace. One of my last dates even offered to take a picture together for my safety text. Men who get mad when women try to protect themselves are just telling on themselves, nothing more. All you people out there talking about “spreading my private information” like you don’t drive around with your liscense plate out there for everyone and their mom to see all day every day. Sit down. Shut up. She didn’t ask for your social security number you absolute acorn. Your plates are public knowledge.
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