Nstagram
Nstagram

Nstagram

Dies
Dies

Dies

Part
Part

Part

You Are
You Are

You Are

Thanks You
Thanks You

Thanks You

Casual
Casual

Casual

Fucking Casual
Fucking Casual

Fucking Casual

So Dumb
So Dumb

So Dumb

you-so-much
you-so-much

you-so-much

thanking
 thanking

thanking

πŸ”₯ | Latest

Anaconda, Crime, and Future: LAD BIBLE UCA PO Box 28 Customer Contact Centre GL52 3ZA Re: Application to Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry Dear applicant Thank you for your application to the above University. After careful consideration, we're sorry to inform you that you have not been successtul. The reason being that Hogwarts School of wiechcraft and Wizardry is fctional, and a igment of J. K Rowling's imagination. We really did appreciate your letter, specifically the part regarding your "impressive wand skills" and the fact that you had been "shouting Wingardium Leviosa at pigeons in your local city centre. However it is probably important to note that the only reason they began to levitate was because they a) have wings and b) were temified The aurors here at UCAS were also shocked to hear that you had abandoned your A Level revision in order to watch the movies 100 times over. We would advise that in future you should check whether or not the university you're applying for is actually real before giving up on your A Levels completely Also, as much as we appreciate the forward-thinking of "collecting hundreds of frogs from the local pond" so that you can use them for spell practice-we would advise taking them back to their home. Other people may see this as a Sinus crime You're dlearly a very creative person (probably a Huffleput), so it may be worth applying for a drama-related course, or possible script writing. through Clearing There's always spaces, so we're sure you can Stytherin We wish you the best of luck. Got rejected from Hogwarts George Brown Don't worry if you're results weren't great, this lad just got rejected from Hogwarts πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

Don't worry if you're results weren't great, this lad just got rejected from Hogwarts πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

Anaconda, Bless Up, and Life: Ever seen a 100 lb Great Pyrenees force herself through a 7" wide doggy door? No? You're welcome β€œThe odds are against me.” β€œI can’t.” β€œThat’s impossible.” β€œI’m just gonna be complacent, there’s no way I’ll make it to that next level, the deck is stacked against me.” STOP WITH THE β€˜CANTS’, GET OFF YA A$$ AND WIN. MY LIL HOMEGIRL APPLIED FOR A JOB A FEW DAYS AGO FOR WHICH SHE DID NOT PRECISELY MEET THE MINIMUM QUALIFICATIONS BUT SHE LOBBED IN A RESUME, SMASHED THE SCREENING INTERVIEW, AND GOT A FULL INTERVIEW TODAY (wish her luck!) THAT’S HOW U IGNORE YOUR LIMITATIONS AND GET IT. ANOTHER PERSON IN MY LIFE WHO IS VERY DEAR TO ME WAS AN ADMIN ASSISTANT A MATTER OF YEARS AGO. SHE LEVELED UP TO BEING ONE OF THE TOP SALES PEOPLE IN HER ORGANIZATION AND SHE GOT A LEVEL OF HUSTLE AND SCRAPPINESS I HAVE NEVER SEEN. YALL HAVE TO PROMISE ME U WILL IGNORE THE LIMITATIONS. IF THIS GIGANTIC PUPPER WHO WEIGH AS MUCH AS A SMALL ADULT CAN MAKE IT THRU A TRAP DOOR BUILT FOR A TOY POODLE, U CAN ACCOMPLISH DAMN NEAR ANYTHING (β€œSmash...anything? But Iβ€”β€œ BISH DID I STUTTER. I πŸ‘ SAID πŸ‘ ANY πŸ‘ TING πŸ‘. BLESS UP πŸ˜πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚) (πŸ“Ή: reddit u-halfpasteight)

β€œThe odds are against me.” β€œI can’t.” β€œThat’s impossible.” β€œI’m just gonna be complacent, there’s no way I’ll make it to that next level, th...

Bad, Best Buy, and Life: Cear About $ % years or so ago you, I I did something very terrible to you, 1 stole your wallet out of your purse. 1 to take money from whoever could to get my next high. I didn't even know pickpocketed you and took it right out of your purse. took the best buy card you had in it and cash that was in it and threw the wallet in a trash can next to a store Not to long after that I landed in a treatment facility and got sober, rve been sober for 4 just recently found your Best Buy card in a bad of old stuff, I looked up your name and found where you worked. So here I am can't imagne the frustration and despaic I put you through not to mention al the time and effort looking for it and getting alli new stuff.It is unforgivesble what i have done but I would like to pay you a small amount ef money for it will also never hurt someone in thst way ever again and will continue to live an honest lite I wish you nothing but happiness, prosperity, and good health Dear About 5 years o was a drug add r so ago I did something very terrible to you, I stole your wallet out of your purse. I ict wanting to take money from whoever I could to get my next high. I didn't even know u, I pickpocketed you and took it right out of your purse. I took the best buy card you had in it and yo whatever cash that was in it and threw the wallet in a trash can next to a store. Not to long after that I landed in a treatment facility and got sober. I've been sober for 4 years now and st recently found your Best Buy card in a bad of old stuff, I looked up your name and found where you ju worked. So here 1 am I can't imagine the frustration and despair I put you through not to mention all the time and effort looking for it and getting all new stuff. It is unforgiveable what I have done but I would like to pay you a small amount of money for it I will also never hurt someone in that way ever again and will continue to live an honest life I wish you nothing but happiness, prosperity, and good health <p>Glad to see people change for the better 😊</p>

<p>Glad to see people change for the better 😊</p>