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Beautiful, Butthurt, and Food: The Virgin Rebel VS The Chad Yankee Spiffy kepi that makes him look like a soldier and not a damn farmer Dies pathetic, loneljy death of typhoid fever; buried in unmarked grave Ugly tattered slouch hat that can't even do its job and keep the sun out of his eyes Falls at the head of his men, leadin a charge against rebel lines; name immortalized on war memorial back home Carries supplies in State-of-the-art repeating rifle shitty haversack with ., holes init "I w-wish I was in D-Dixie" "And we'll fill our vacant ranks with a million freemen more, shoutin the battle cry of freedom!" -Thinks maybe one day Horrible physique due to awful nutrition on ruraf Mississippi farmm Sturdy leather pack can hold pounds and pounds of ammunition, food, and supplies he'll be rich enough to own a slave, too Writes touching and eloquent letters to his sweetheart back Powerful arms home; they will and upper body move historians to from hard labor - tears Took his dad's old hunting musket to war Civilians in border states hate him for 'foraging' from their crops and livestock asks no material reward; the knowledge that he's sent dozens of traitors to the grave ahead of him is enougn in Boston factory Illiterate- Resplendent standard issue US Army uniform "Uniform" composed of random lice-covered bits of clothing found on campaign Grateful civilians in border states welcome him as a liberator from rebel terror and offer food and rest Not even sure why he's fighting Fighting a glorious crusade for the holy cause of liberty and the preservation of the Uniorn his girlfriend is cucking him with a wealthy slaveowner Beautiful bride to be anxiously sits awake each night, awaiting news of his safe return Descendants still butthurt about the war 160 years later Descendants cannot name a single Civil War battle other than Gettysburg Shiny new boots with which to march througl Georgia Barefoot because shitty boots rotted away marching. Already has several infections
Cats, Crazy, and Doctor: I can actually smell death. I know it seems crazy, but I really can. My father had a stroke, and I knew it. He had a different smell than usual. And it got stronger as the days grew closer to the day of his stroke. I started having dreams o t him ying on the floor, paralyzed, and could even smell t in my dreams. And 2 days before hisst ke, to my mom hat e as ctingƠiff rent that day, and I told her about the dreams, and the smell, and I was right. Similar things happened when my grandpa had lung cancer, and also looking back my landlady, and landlord when I was around 8 years old, and then my other landlady when I was 14, my mom even started asking me and believing me, calling me "psychic", which I dont think it's that, but anytime I say something, she will start questioning on how i all works. Thsmcll, ihe drams, notucing ihings oihs didnt, añer a fw unces, I inally belicvd mysclí, because at first it didrit scmpossible, but ii is can only s mell sickness health related deaths hough not murders suicides over oses. Sometimes ї wil have dreams o tose th n ard its usually someone m not closet haven't seen in years. And recently, the last 6 or 7 months, I have been having dreams about myself, and I have this smell, and will ask others if they smell it, but they cant It kind of smells like burnt hair mixed with popcorn, it's a strange smell and is stronger than what I've smelled before, I'm guessing since I can smell it from my own body. I've noticed it before, but it wasn't strong enough so I didn't realize until t became more potent. And also my dogs and cats were smelling me a lot lately, and being extra clingy, and loveable. And after many doctor visits, so much blood taken and tested. Turns out I have cervical cancer, and endometriosis, which has also spread to the lymphnodes all over my body. I refuse Chemotherapy, and am getting weaker by the day. And eve since I started smelling death on myself, I can't smell it on anyone else, all I smell is me dying from the inside out 8 0 0
Bad, Fake, and Fire: Today I found out that yamers think crocheting socks is subversive and controversial and just.on one hand, why the fuck not.เ guess yarners are allowed to have their controversles, but on the other, how much time do you have in your FUCKIN DAY? My main concem is how they would feel but gotta think about something while knitting five miles of Look, you can't just leave it at that, why is it subversive and controversial? "gets popoorn kaitoukitty I mean, I'm taking this on good faith, and I'm not saying this is my own personal belief. I believe But. .the structure of the stitches and the resulting fabric is pretty different between crochet and knitting. You get different effects between them, which lends themselves to different crafts. And none of the effects of (most) crochet stitches lend themselves naturally to socks. Youre (usually) going to end up with something either stiff and bulky, or full of holes that will Not Feel Good to walk on Whereas knitted socks will just...BE elastic and Sure you CAN do it. And there are people and patterns that do it well But MOST crochet socks are a bit like calling I mean... Okay? But people are going to Talk But this is BABY controversy, this is nothing You haven't even touched on the good shit like RHSS or that time the Olympic Committee llinteresting. So one of those just because you CAN doesn't mean you SHOULD things. Also I know very little about the yarn fandom except for that bit where a woman had to fake her death and had a nervous breakdown over selling kaitoukitty Was that the one that "died of leukemia or the one that "died of lupus, or the one that arinrowan From whatI know of the narrative as it was described to me, I want to say the one that overdosed, but I am intrigued and vaguely concerned that there are multiple distinct individuals the above situation could apply to hey umm, what the fuck the fake deaths thing: indie yarn dyer gets popular, gets overwhelmed by orders,cant refund money because of shitty bookkeeping decides faking online death is the only way out I'm sure some of them are unintentional rather than premeditated scammers but they're all still thieving assholes who shouldnt be running businesses and need to give all the money back the knitting (fiber arts in general) site, held a contest they called the ravelympics' to drum up olympic support then get a cease-and-desist letter for copyright infringement, and the letter said that calling it that 'denigrates the true nature of the Olympic Games' and was commitee: ravelry, well-known our country's finest except, you know, ravelry had like 2 million users who all by nature of ravery being a website, have basic tech literacy, the social media backlash was so bad that the olympics board had to make 2 official apologies because the first wasn't good enough. RHSS: Red Heart Super Saver is cheap yarn. some people hate it because it used to be just really fucking awful and they havent bothered updating their opinions, some people hate it because they hate because they're yarn sn in two flavors: the disdainful assholes and the people who just dont see the point if you have the money and don't indulge yourself). a lot of people defend it because it's cheap and widely locally available and honestly not that bad after a wash and some fabric softener. yams. some people hate it crocheted socks: exactly what kaitoukitty said people who crochet socks tend to either be new crocheters who are not aware crochet is not the best medium for socks or experienced crocheters who are pushing the boundaries of medium. babies on fire: i can't believe we're talking about yarncraft controversies and no one mentioned babies on fire. that's my favorite controversy so when deciding what material to make baby blankets out of, in addition to considerations like softness, ease of washing, and allergy concerns quite a lat of people like to consider what would happen to the baby if the blanket was set on fire. yes, really wool has the problem of hand-wash only blankets for a new mother (superwash wool exists but that's a whole 'nother paragraph) allergy concems, and also real fucking skin wool. but pro-wool-blanket people insist that because wool actually resists being set on fire pretty well and also can self-extinguish, it's the only sensible choice. acrylic on the other hand is cheap and you can throw it in the washing machine, and while bad quality acrylics might be stiff and plastic-y they're not itchy, but if it gets set on fire it will melt onto the baby's skin. pro-acrylic people insist that if your blanket is on fire, you probably have bigger problems than what the blanket is made of. kimbergoalt wow I didn't expect such a detailed response Fiber Arts Just Be Fucking Like That. Jan 17th, 2019