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Dad, Driving, and Food: What is the dumbest thing you've ever done for absolutely no reason?seAskeddit 223 submitted S hours ago by blackwatchdoctor Cl+ 1977 comments source share save hide give gold report crosspost hide all child comments galpalactic this thread has me in tears right now We were driving to a restaurant and wanted to see how long the wait was. My dad handed me the phone book and asked me to look up the number. I, for whatever reason, thought he said "get rid of this". So l opened the window and chucked the phone book while we were going 70 MPH down the highway great I stuck my hand in a bowl of soup simply because I hadn't before same When I was maybe 10-12, I threw one of my dad's golf clubs that had no head on it like a spear down the hallway after telling my brother it would be cool absolutely One time I was eating a lemon poppyseed muffin. The phone rang, so l reacted by shoving the entire muffin my mouth and eating it as fast as I could nearly choking to death, and I didn't even make it to the phone before it stopped ringing huge mood Gave my sister a piggyback when she was giving my other sister a piggyback at the same time thank vou for vour service thenarius -1 haccthaplanet 21.8k points 7 days ago (last edited6 days ago Sometimes I blow on my ice cream before I take a bite. Have no idea why permalink source embed save save-RES report give gold reply hide child comments [+2] 26.6k points 7 days ago @ [-] junkhacker here's what i suspect was going on brain: food, is very temperature! also brain: no worry, learned from soup, know what do permalink source embed save save-RES parent report give gold reply hide child comments 个 Source: galpalactic 27,415 notes
Blade, Chipotle, and Food: cheeso chipotle what i had: burrito. do they make other things? what i thought: the logo is a chilli pepper but there werent actually any chilli peppers you could have in the food? i enjoyed the dainty red basket rating: 3/5. guess burritos just always taste good, no matter what theyre made of. i think the chipotle burritos were made using some kind of food product but im not sure . sonic drive thru what i had: loaded chilli cheese dog' fourht of july baby!! happy star wars day what i thought: very inconceivable. there is a sit in a drive in and a drive thru and the sonic drive thru person comes over to your car in roller skates. its a made up cartoon store. it doesnt exist rating: 5/5. we spent 20 minutes googling if you tip at sonic and in the end we drove off so my guilt prevents me from assessing it poorly . taco bel what i had: it only sells tacos in like threes so i got three tacoS what i thought: its like a dorito with a leaf stapled to it. why is it called taco bell? also, who am i, inside? rating: 4/5. i flung six tacos in the microwave when we got back and i enjoyed watching them roll over each other playfully - made me think of my childhood and the political conspiracy around my birth sheetz what i had: chicken nuggets at 2anm . what i thought: it was interesting that about half of the items on the interactive menu ended with a 'z' rather than an s. while that was fun -i would not go so far as to say i died at sheetz but i certainly did not leave it in one piece due to the colossal spinning death blade embedded into the milkshake machine rating: 5/5. ordering entirely through a little touchpad is a natural progression in a society of unwholesome, evil food production and distribution
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