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land-of-birds-and-comics: Donald Duck Goes To Group Therapy For His Debilitating Executive Dysfunction And It’s Just Played Completely Straight For Like Four Pages Like What: Where should I start? Do something despite your laziness! It can be something small! Alright. I'll be there. See you tomorrow! We'll meet again tomorrow. Swing by and tell us what you've achieved Courage, Donald. You can speak freely. The next evening... H-hello. e+ Any success? Well... I, uh... No need for shame, Donald. We're all in the Well, unfortunately I slept through the morning, and, uh, the afternoon, too. That's alright, Donald. Our agreement only required you to get something done. Did you? Sure, I did. There you go! I knew you wouldnt disappoint us! Well done! My bedroom door was squeaking! During my nap, it bothered me so much that I got up and oiled it. Hear, hear! Not a bad debut! Surely you'll surprise us with another small victory tomorrow. Alright. I'll do my best. I. And so, at the next meeting... And what did you do today, Donald? I gathered all my willpower and mowed the lawn. Fantastic! It took unspeakable effort and sacrifice, but today I managed to turn the TV off at nine and go to bed early And from then on Donald makes sure to achieve something every day, and every day, he regains a bit of control over his life... KLICK The next morning, I saw the sunrise for the first time in years! land-of-birds-and-comics: Donald Duck Goes To Group Therapy For His Debilitating Executive Dysfunction And It’s Just Played Completely Straight For Like Four Pages Like What

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open-plan-infinity: antisleep: nabulus: sapphiredoves: king-emare: Oh shit. I never realized this. This is a depressing reality every 4th of July. So they go around the world bombing and killing people and then expect us to feel sorry for them?? Nah son, you deserve it. me if i ever find out any of my neighbors are veterans Hmmm. I mean, just because the army as an institution is flawed and damaging doesn’t mean everyone in it is a terrible person. To paint every single veteran with the same brush is reductive and to make light of the debilitating mental disorders many have just seems wrong. Like yes, fuck the military as an institution completely 100%, but blaming disabled ex-front-line infantry maybe isn’t the best direction for our anger, perhaps.: COMBAT VETERAN LIVES HERE Please Be Courteous with Fireworks www.MILITARYWITHPTSD.ORG open-plan-infinity: antisleep: nabulus: sapphiredoves: king-emare: Oh shit. I never realized this. This is a depressing reality every 4th of July. So they go around the world bombing and killing people and then expect us to feel sorry for them?? Nah son, you deserve it. me if i ever find out any of my neighbors are veterans Hmmm. I mean, just because the army as an institution is flawed and damaging doesn’t mean everyone in it is a terrible person. To paint every single veteran with the same brush is reductive and to make light of the debilitating mental disorders many have just seems wrong. Like yes, fuck the military as an institution completely 100%, but blaming disabled ex-front-line infantry maybe isn’t the best direction for our anger, perhaps.
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buckbeakbabie: qcknd: ishtarelisheba: soloontherocks: zohbugg: aquilamon: plentys: soggymoistbread1: gang0fwolves: whatwindsmeup: discoverynews: Switch off your sperm with this new male birth control Experience the sinking feeling, that anxious self doubt of “did I leave my balls on?” (a sensation similar to the nagging feeling you’ve left the iron on or the stove but with fewer house fires and more unintended pregnancies) this looks crazy painful id rather just have the kid(s) if i witnessed someone turning their balls off like this id jump out the nearest window tbh…… this is disgusting i don’t want machinery inside my ballsack Yeah no who’d want this amazing reversible birth control? Let’s just keep forcing birth control on women, making them take pills that literally include side effects like hormonal imbalances, blood clots, heavier and longer bleeding which can lead to anemia, and literally “sudden death”. Because birth control should definitely be the responsibility of women only. Men are so weak that they can’t stand the thought of something inside their ball sacks. I have an IUD, motherfuckers. I HAD SOMETHING METAL PAINFULLY SHOVED THROUGH MY CERVIX INTO MY UTERUS TO TRY TO PREVENT PREGNANCY. No anesthetic, no numbing. Just a rod right up my cervix. Wanna know what that feels like? Not pleasant. Oh! And I got an IUD because hormonal birth control pills were causing migraines and heart palpitations. But something in your balls? Nah fuck that shit, that sounds invasive. Y’all over here saying you’d rather have the kids then take the burden of birth control and family planning off your woman and let her continue to suffer with the current forms of birth control that don’t even work 100% of the time? You’d literally rather have to be responsible for a human being for 18 years than get a simple 30 minute procedure on your fucking saggyass ballsack? Are you fucking serious? I’m just saying it’s better to be shot at by a gun with no bullets than be shot at wearing a bulletproof vest. And the bullet proof vest might kill you even when you’re not being shot at.  Science has been trying to push male birth control for ages and I’m fucking sick and tired of nothing ever getting funding, or getting FDA approval, or getting recognized as a responsibility for everyone, and certainly not just the responsibility of women. Fuck this patriarchy bullshit.  “Hey, take this potentially lifethreatening medicine for literally the next 40 years of your life, because I don’t want to touch my own balls for a half second.” Yes, men have fewer options for personal birth control, because literally almost every single form of it is rejected by them for ridiculous reasons that are far less than or equal to the discomfort or side-effects involved in birth control methods that involve solely women.  It all boils down to men not giving a fuck about the women they have sex with as long as they aren’t inconvenienced. They would rather a woman take ~40 years worth of pills that can cause a heap of life-threatening health problems, or have invasive surgery, or have an IUD, or or or anything as long as it means they don’t have to do shit. Look at how many men don’t even want to use a condom. I mean, hey, a 30 minute outpatient surgery to install an invisible switch that doesn’t affect their long term fertility at all is too much trouble or too painful. But fuck knows these are the same guys who would tell their girlfriends or wives to go get an IUD or have a tubal ligation like it’s a mani-pedi. Assholes. I’m close to six months off of my hormonal birth control and I’m still suffering from the side effects. When I brought condoms home and expressed how this was the form of birth control I was leaning towards now my partner spit out, “oh I don’t really like wearing condoms.” Oh. I’m sorry sweetie, I didn’t realize I chemically forced my body back into the hormonal state of a nine year old girl all this time just so you could best optimize your nut. I get vision blurring migraines from the combined pill. Literally can’t take oestrogen. The mini pill isn’t all that reliable, so I was on injections. They didn’t want me to be on them for more than two years because they were concerned there was a risk it would thin my bones. I got the implant in my arm, but it caused me to have low-level spotting for literally three months, making me at risk for anaemia and generally fucking up my metabolism completely. During a conversation with my then boyfriend about all of this, he said ‘yeah, but you know… I hate wearing condoms.’ My biggest regret about that relationship is that instead of snapping back ‘I hate having debilitating headaches, brittle bones and no fucking iron, so deal with it’ instead of sitting there battling the feeling that it was me, that I had done something wrong in not being able to just find some easy way to handle it. It still makes me so angry to this day. : buckbeakbabie: qcknd: ishtarelisheba: soloontherocks: zohbugg: aquilamon: plentys: soggymoistbread1: gang0fwolves: whatwindsmeup: discoverynews: Switch off your sperm with this new male birth control Experience the sinking feeling, that anxious self doubt of “did I leave my balls on?” (a sensation similar to the nagging feeling you’ve left the iron on or the stove but with fewer house fires and more unintended pregnancies) this looks crazy painful id rather just have the kid(s) if i witnessed someone turning their balls off like this id jump out the nearest window tbh…… this is disgusting i don’t want machinery inside my ballsack Yeah no who’d want this amazing reversible birth control? Let’s just keep forcing birth control on women, making them take pills that literally include side effects like hormonal imbalances, blood clots, heavier and longer bleeding which can lead to anemia, and literally “sudden death”. Because birth control should definitely be the responsibility of women only. Men are so weak that they can’t stand the thought of something inside their ball sacks. I have an IUD, motherfuckers. I HAD SOMETHING METAL PAINFULLY SHOVED THROUGH MY CERVIX INTO MY UTERUS TO TRY TO PREVENT PREGNANCY. No anesthetic, no numbing. Just a rod right up my cervix. Wanna know what that feels like? Not pleasant. Oh! And I got an IUD because hormonal birth control pills were causing migraines and heart palpitations. But something in your balls? Nah fuck that shit, that sounds invasive. Y’all over here saying you’d rather have the kids then take the burden of birth control and family planning off your woman and let her continue to suffer with the current forms of birth control that don’t even work 100% of the time? You’d literally rather have to be responsible for a human being for 18 years than get a simple 30 minute procedure on your fucking saggyass ballsack? Are you fucking serious? I’m just saying it’s better to be shot at by a gun with no bullets than be shot at wearing a bulletproof vest. And the bullet proof vest might kill you even when you’re not being shot at.  Science has been trying to push male birth control for ages and I’m fucking sick and tired of nothing ever getting funding, or getting FDA approval, or getting recognized as a responsibility for everyone, and certainly not just the responsibility of women. Fuck this patriarchy bullshit.  “Hey, take this potentially lifethreatening medicine for literally the next 40 years of your life, because I don’t want to touch my own balls for a half second.” Yes, men have fewer options for personal birth control, because literally almost every single form of it is rejected by them for ridiculous reasons that are far less than or equal to the discomfort or side-effects involved in birth control methods that involve solely women.  It all boils down to men not giving a fuck about the women they have sex with as long as they aren’t inconvenienced. They would rather a woman take ~40 years worth of pills that can cause a heap of life-threatening health problems, or have invasive surgery, or have an IUD, or or or anything as long as it means they don’t have to do shit. Look at how many men don’t even want to use a condom. I mean, hey, a 30 minute outpatient surgery to install an invisible switch that doesn’t affect their long term fertility at all is too much trouble or too painful. But fuck knows these are the same guys who would tell their girlfriends or wives to go get an IUD or have a tubal ligation like it’s a mani-pedi. Assholes. I’m close to six months off of my hormonal birth control and I’m still suffering from the side effects. When I brought condoms home and expressed how this was the form of birth control I was leaning towards now my partner spit out, “oh I don’t really like wearing condoms.” Oh. I’m sorry sweetie, I didn’t realize I chemically forced my body back into the hormonal state of a nine year old girl all this time just so you could best optimize your nut. I get vision blurring migraines from the combined pill. Literally can’t take oestrogen. The mini pill isn’t all that reliable, so I was on injections. They didn’t want me to be on them for more than two years because they were concerned there was a risk it would thin my bones. I got the implant in my arm, but it caused me to have low-level spotting for literally three months, making me at risk for anaemia and generally fucking up my metabolism completely. During a conversation with my then boyfriend about all of this, he said ‘yeah, but you know… I hate wearing condoms.’ My biggest regret about that relationship is that instead of snapping back ‘I hate having debilitating headaches, brittle bones and no fucking iron, so deal with it’ instead of sitting there battling the feeling that it was me, that I had done something wrong in not being able to just find some easy way to handle it. It still makes me so angry to this day.
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