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Bad, Beautiful, and Fucking: Take the breadsticks Young Man and run Man young [door man hand hook said car gun deceit-the-snakey-snake: plaid-n-converse: cherrysconeslut: pawsofponies: garecc: inthishousewekinkshamefnaf: inthishousewekinkshamefnaf: buggykin: inthishousewekinkshamefnaf: inthishousewekinkshamefnaf: biggest-goofiest-fish: desertdaylight: kait-the-kitty: chiribomb: politicalcompassmemes: your-uncle-dave: maps-and-elvis-and-zelda-n-shit: japhers: jewishzevran: animatedamerican: pagesofkenna: mommacomms: fidefortitude: bl00dlikeice: elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey: plaid-n-converse: memeception WE’VE HIT TERMINAL MEME @caesarianconfection I’ve said “I hate this” so many times on this website, and never actually meant it, because “I hate this” is just shorthand for ‘this is an example of a meme given a twist I wasn’t expecting with intent to surprise’. Which is, in of itself, a meme on this site. God damn it. But this… This is something else. The rapidity of a meme’s introduction to its zenith to its decline is so rapid that in ten years, you’ll need a damn twenty-page manual to explain this. It’ll be as unfunny and hard to explain as jokes in Shakespeare plays, except even more inexplicable because fuck, at least Shakespeare’s jokes are usually about anal or fucking your mother, good wholesome sex jokes we can all get behind. For the love of fuck, how do you explain loss.jpg? How do you explain gun? ….I THOUGHT THIS WAS A YMCA REFERENCE it is a YMCA reference - that’s one of the 6 memes being represented here ok let me see if i can break this down easily. YMCA is the easiest place to start - the song itself has become a meme over time with people changing the lyrics to reference other pop cultural events. so YMCA is meme one (1) this first lyric replacement (”take the breadsticks and run”) is a reference to the tumblr meme ‘stuffing breadsticks into my purse’. i think everyone remembers that one so i wont bother to explain it. that’s meme two (2) “man door hand hook car door” is a meme of its own, a creepypasta from i dont remember when. it was a terrible stupid retelling of the generic ‘stuck in a car while hook handed man tries to kill us’ story so the stupid title caught on for memorability. that in and of itself is meme three (3) ‘gun’ is… yeah i dont know how to explain gun. long story short you add gun to the end of a phrase instead of what you expect the last word to be. its shock funny. its everywhere but its popular to add to “man door hand hook car door” for.. some reason? gun is meme four (4) and the thing is, this four meme combo is something thats gone around before. meme combos are, itself, a meme. which means taking this meme combo and mixing in another meme actually becomes meme five (5) which leaves us at loss.jpg. loss.jpg was a terrible bad comic supposed to be about some tragic event, but it was presented so poorly literally no one takes it seriously, and for some reason recreating the four-panel setup has become popular. so thats meme six (6) (but i need to add that this is the greatest version of loss.jpg i think i’ve ever seen. the initial ‘young man’ lines up with the guy bursting through the door, and the shock meme ‘gun’ matches the shock scene of the woman in the hospital and idk if OP even thought about that but it makes this just so much better) I wasn’t going to reblog this, but @pagesofkenna‘s comprehensive meme-by-meme annotation is a thing of beauty and should be shared. average tumblr post contains one meme, this post, which contains six, is an outlier and should not be counted it might also just be a coincidence due to loss.jpg’s format but the whole white minimalist four-panel setup is also suspiciously reminiscent of those early 2000’s rage comics I was getting a political compass vibe too tag urself im man door hand hook car gun This works better than I thought it would. This was in my senior project I’m not sorry. EIGHT MEME COMBO FATALITY We have officially created a new language  I just had to do it to em THIS FUCKING THREAD I’M GONNA CRY I LOST IT AND MAN DOOR HAND HOOK CAR GUN AND DIDN’T EXPECT MORE I’M SOBBING M E M E T E N OwO? W o w You know I had to I hope you know this is the most cursed addition to my post, and I love it THIRTEEN!? MEME COUNT:1 - YMCA (@plaid-n-converse, pointed out by @pagesofkenna)2 - breadsticks (see above)3 - man door hand hook car door (see above)4 - gun (see above)5 - meme combo (see above)6 - loss (see above)7 - 2000s comics vibes (@plaid-n-converse, as pointed out by @japhers)8 - political compass (@plaid-n-converse, as pointed out by @maps-and-elvis-and-zelda-n-shit, then highlighted by @politicalcompassmemes)9 - tag yourself (user was @your-uncle-dave but now appears to be deactivated)10 - i hate this (kind of barely used by @fidefortitude so idk if it really counts)11 - nickelback/look at this photograph (@inthishousewekinkshamefnaf)12 - had to do it to them (see above)13 - distracted boyfriend (see above)14 - is this a pigeon (see above)15 - oh, this is beautiful (@garecc)16 - expanding brain (@cherrysconeslut)17 - cursed (can be argues as a meme due to its excessive use and popularity, as well as the sort of subtext/emotion behind it that accompanies most memes on this site) (@plaid-n-converse)18 - weve created a new language (@inthishousewekinkshamefnaf)19 - owo (see above)20 - most ___ addition to a post (@plaid-n-converse)21 - it could be argued that meme analysis in itself is a memeFeel free to debate any of these or add any Ive missed, but I think I got them all??
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Advice, Animals, and Arthur: ATANISM represents kindness to those who de serve it instead of love wasted on ingrates! You cannot love everyone; it is ridiculous to think you can. If you love everyone and everything you lose your natural powers of selection and wind up being a pretty poor judge of character and quality. If anything is used too freely it loses its true meaning. Therefore, the Satanist believes you should love strongly and com pletely chose who deserve your love, but never turn the other cheek to your enemy! Love is one of the moet nt highrankingdemoness: the-vampire-inside-me: ficcyshit: imaginetheavengers: 1w1wbigher06fan: mistresserycinae: ciceroll: paradiseofthemindd: lekswinterisdyslexic: danplasmius: gender-ikari: harpyholidays: bookerdewitt: antique-arthur: the-fact-rat: The more I learn about Satanism, the less horrendous it seems. Not even kidding. That’s cause non-theistic Satanism is more about worshipping yourself and sorta treating others how you want to be treated etc hail satan satanism is actually really solid like the Fifth Satanic Rule of the Earth says not to make sexual advances unless you are given consent  satan seems like a pretty nice guy This week on “I didn’t know I was a Satanist” Wait till you hear the Nine Satanic Sins 1. Stupidity 2. Pretentiousness 3. Solipsism 4. Self-deceit 5. Herd conformity 6. Lack of perspective 7. Forgetfulness of past orthodoxies 8. Counterproductive pride 9. Lack of aesthetics That’s right. If you ain’t got no style, you be sinning. *converts to Satanism* it mentioned a rule above, but i havent seen the rest of the satanic rules posted here, so… 1: Do not give opinions or advice unless you are asked 2: Do not tell your troubles to others unless you are sure they want to hear them 3: When in another’s home, show them respect or else do not go there 4: If a guest in your home annoys you, treat them cruelly and without mercy 5: Do not make sexual advantages unless you are given the mating signal 6: Do not take which does not belong to you, unless it is a burden to the other person and they cry out to be relieved 7: Acknowledge the power of magic if you have employed it to successfully obtain your desires. If you deny the power of magic after having called upon it with success, you will loose all you have obtained. 8: Do not complain about anything to which you need not subject yourself. 9: Do not harm young children. 10: Do not kill non-human animals unless you are attacked or for your food. 11: When walking in open territory, bother no one. If someone bothers you, ask them to stop. If they do not stop, destroy them. Today in ‘Shit, lets be Satan.’ I’m a catholic christian but this made more sense than some of the stuff in the bible does! I don’t usually post things like this on my blog but I thought it’d be important for people to know that: Satanists DO NOT worship Satan. “Satan” is the latin root for “the one whom opposes”. The name was purposlly chosen to piss off Christians. Satanists are opposed to everything religious, which means that they do not believe in God, therefore, they do not believe in Satan either. The misconceptions of Satanism come from the movies where you see people sacrificing goats and all that stuff, but it is not true. I have read the Satanic Bible. I can assure you that they do not believe in anything religious. Throwing this back up here because I’m thinking about leading with it at the family reunion. wow it’s kinda like perking your head outside a window they always told you would be dangerous, and instead… you find only another view, interesting If only history was not view from the winners who wanted to push thier way on every One as right and not just law we have alot more intresting religions in the public and not just misinformation
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Advice, Animals, and Arthur: ATANISM represents kindness to those who de serve it instead of love wasted on ingrates! You cannot love everyone; it is ridiculous to think you can. If you love everyone and everything you lose your natural powers of selection and wind up being a pretty poor judge of character and quality. If anything is used too freely it loses its true meaning. Therefore, the Satanist believes you should love strongly and com pletely chose who deserve your love, but never turn the other cheek to your enemy! Love is one of the moet nt <p><a href="http://deathmagicandnature.tumblr.com/post/167702384958/ifreakinglovemarshmallows" class="tumblr_blog">deathmagicandnature</a>:</p><blockquote> <p><a href="https://ifreakinglovemarshmallows.tumblr.com/post/165573658093/the-vampire-inside-me-ficcyshit" class="tumblr_blog">ifreakinglovemarshmallows</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://the-vampire-inside-me.tumblr.com/post/164761422189/ficcyshit-imaginetheavengers" class="tumblr_blog">the-vampire-inside-me</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://ficcyshit.tumblr.com/post/163212711316/imaginetheavengers-1w1wbigher06fan" class="tumblr_blog">ficcyshit</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://imaginetheavengers.tumblr.com/post/109582872609">imaginetheavengers</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://1w1wbigher06fan.tumblr.com/post/109211281827">1w1wbigher06fan</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://mistresserycinae.tumblr.com/post/101519102954">mistresserycinae</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://ciceroll.tumblr.com/post/101515708153">ciceroll</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://paradiseofthemindd.tumblr.com/post/101307733074">paradiseofthemindd</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://lekswinterisdyslexic.tumblr.com/post/48733399446">lekswinterisdyslexic</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://danplasmius.tumblr.com/post/39071312622">danplasmius</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://gender-ikari.tumblr.com/post/39053629365">gender-ikari</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://harpyholidays.tumblr.com/post/39053452574">harpyholidays</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://bookerdewitt.tumblr.com/post/38938589872">bookerdewitt</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://antique-arthur.tumblr.com/post/38571585496">antique-arthur</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://the-fact-rat.tumblr.com/post/38564399586">the-fact-rat</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>The more I learn about Satanism, the less horrendous it seems. Not even kidding.</p> </blockquote> <p>That’s cause non-theistic Satanism is more about worshipping yourself and sorta treating others how you want to be treated etc</p> </blockquote> <p>hail satan</p> </blockquote> <p>satanism is actually really solid like the Fifth Satanic Rule of the Earth says not to make sexual advances unless you are given consent </p> </blockquote> <p>satan seems like a pretty nice guy</p> </blockquote> <p>This week on “I didn’t know I was a Satanist”</p> </blockquote> <p>Wait till you hear the Nine Satanic Sins</p> <p>1. Stupidity</p> <p>2. Pretentiousness</p> <p>3. Solipsism</p> <p>4. Self-deceit</p> <p>5. Herd conformity</p> <p>6. Lack of perspective</p> <p>7. Forgetfulness of past orthodoxies</p> <p>8. Counterproductive pride</p> <p>9. Lack of aesthetics</p> <p>That’s right. If you ain’t got no style, you be sinning.</p> </blockquote> <p>*converts to Satanism*</p> </blockquote> <p>it mentioned a rule above, but i havent seen the rest of the satanic rules posted here, so…</p> <p>1: Do not give opinions or advice unless you are asked</p> <p>2: Do not tell your troubles to others unless you are sure they want to hear them</p> <p>3: When in another’s home, show them respect or else do not go there</p> <p>4: If a guest in your home annoys you, treat them cruelly and without mercy</p> <p>5: Do not make sexual advantages unless you are given the mating signal</p> <p>6: Do not take which does not belong to you, unless it is a burden to the other person and they cry out to be relieved</p> <p>7: Acknowledge the power of magic if you have employed it to successfully obtain your desires. If you deny the power of magic after having called upon it with success, you will loose all you have obtained.</p> <p>8: Do not complain about anything to which you need not subject yourself.</p> <p>9: Do not harm young children.</p> <p>10: Do not kill non-human animals unless you are attacked or for your food.</p> <p>11: When walking in open territory, bother no one. If someone bothers you, ask them to stop. If they do not stop, destroy them.</p> </blockquote> <p>Today in ‘Shit, lets be Satan.’</p> </blockquote> <div> I’m a catholic christian but this made more sense than some of the stuff in the bible does! </div> </blockquote> <p>I don’t usually post things like this on my blog but I thought it’d be important for people to know that:</p> <p>Satanists <i><b>DO NOT worship Satan</b></i>. “Satan” is the latin root for “the one whom opposes”. The name was purposlly chosen to piss off Christians. <b>Satanists are opposed to everything religious</b>, which means that they do not believe in God, therefore, <i>they do not believe in Satan either</i>. The misconceptions of Satanism come from the movies where you see people sacrificing goats and all that stuff, but it is not true. I have read the Satanic Bible. I can assure you that they do not believe in anything religious.<br/></p> </blockquote> <p>Throwing this back up here because I’m thinking about leading with it at the family reunion.</p> </blockquote> <p>wow it’s kinda like perking your head outside a window they always told you would be dangerous, and instead… you find only another view, interesting<br/></p> </blockquote> <p>I’ve known about this for a while and I’m so glad someone finally mentioned it hahaha</p> </blockquote> <ul><li>Reblogging to add that this is one small segment (who are actually atheists/humanists but who am I to judge what someone calls themselves) of an extremely diverse group, the majority of which (in my experience) do worship Satan in one form or another. Please don’t lump us all together or throw theistics under the bus to make yourselves seem more acceptable.</li></ul></blockquote>
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