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Apparently, Bad, and Dude: Freehand Profit liked Domonique . @ChefDomonique You know how racist you have to be to use the N-word during a conference call About Pizza ????? 7/12/18, 1:55 AM 6,247 Retweets 17.5K Likes Sean McGregor @SeanToo Trill-1d ﹀ Replying to @ChefDomonique Like how does that word even work itself into the conversation 3 172 Domonique @ChefDomonique.1d Buddv iust needs to aive me the garlic <p><a href="http://celticpyro.tumblr.com/post/176012420944/curiooftheheart-celticpyro-iirc-he-was" class="tumblr_blog">celticpyro</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="https://curiooftheheart.tumblr.com/post/176012238756/celticpyro-iirc-he-was-talking-about-his" class="tumblr_blog">curiooftheheart</a>:</p><blockquote> <p><a href="http://celticpyro.tumblr.com/post/176012105014/iirc-he-was-talking-about-his-upbringing-and-about" class="tumblr_blog">celticpyro</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>IIRC he was talking about his upbringing and about how racist a neighborhood he grew up in (and that it was terrible how blatantly racist they were in that time and place). In context, he was saying “They would call you the n-word openly” but he actually said the word. <br/></p></blockquote> <p>From what I’m seeing apparently he for some fucking reason decided to claim Colonel Sanders used that word with no public backlash (like the reason is because Papa John himself was getting backlash for comments on NFL protests but even then he really didn’t have to bring up or quote exactly the Colonol). And the thing about a racist neighborhood was to bring up tying black people to trucks and basically keelhauling them…ostensibly in an attempt to go “See I’m from an area that did this and think it’s so I’m not racist.” But the people he was talking to rather reasonably went “Why the fuck would you talk about that???”</p> </blockquote> <p>Okay, that’s fair.<br/></p></blockquote> <p>Yeah that was the context of the statements and it’s like… Maybe you’re not a big racist yourself but holy fuck dude, in this day and age do you not see how you can’t say shit like that on a phone call? There were about a million better ways to communicate “I’m not racist“ or just vaguely say “I remember how bad racism was growing up“. At no point did you need to actually use the N-word or go into graphic descriptions of racist violence.</p>

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Being Alone, Beautiful, and Creepy: 17:17 1 13 hrs I often eat alone at a Wendy's that's just down the street from my house. A little less than a week ago, I noticed that they hired a new employee. She's a fair skinned woman who, for the sake of not violating a pending order of protection, we'll say is named Michelle. I was fond of her from the moment I first saw her. I immediately went home and scoured the internet to find out more information about her. I figured this way I'd be able to learn her interests and engage her in conversation regarding them l remember initially thinking to myself that it's a shame how name tags don't include last names. All I had to go on was her first name and location, yet thanks to Facebook's ability to search by city and state, I was able to find her after just a few hours. Once I did l realized I hit a goldmine; her phone number was visible to everyone, not just Facebook friends. Most women are scared to give out their number to a stranger because they don't think they're trustworthy, but if someone asked you out on a date after looking you up and learning your phone number without you having to tell them, you'd likely be far more trusting of that person since they already know your personal info. You'd have nothing to lose. That was my line of thinking, anyway. After obtaining her phone number I figured I'd try to do something romantic that would build up to me asking her out. I decided to use an app that would let me text her without revealing my actual number. The app allowed me to change my number at will O Write a comment... GF) )> 7 17:17 1 3 app allowed me to change my number at will, essentially making it unblockable, which I thought was a good idea since she might think it's just one of her friends messing with her and block it right away. This would grant me the ability to remain a complete enigma to her. "Once a day," I told myself. "Only text her once a day so it isn't creepy." Sadly, I was far too excited at the prospect of having my first girlfriend to stick to that. My first text to her was simply, "l saw that picture of your graduation you posted. You're beautiful." Later that day while I was sitting in the Wendy's parking lot I sent her another text that said, "l can see you right now. One day you'll see me, too." Before I knew it I had texted her over three hundred times in just a few days She never once responded to any of them. Still, not all messages contained text, some were just pictures of her that l took while she was at work to let her know that I was actually there Some of you may have noticed that I wasn't online at all yesterday. There is good reason for that. Yesterday was the day that I met her in person and tried to ask her out. It didn't go as planned. I walked up to Michelle while she was at the counter and told her that I'm her admirer. Her cheerful expression changed as she suddenly started shouting, "This is the guy! Marco, this is the guy!" Marco is her manager. He jumped from behind the counter and grabbed me while instructing her to call the police. I bit his arm hard enough to draw blood, but he did not release me O Write a comment... GF) )> 7 17:17 1 13 hrs while instructing her to call the police. I bit his arm hard enough to draw blood, but he did not release me until police arrivedd The police said that the detainment was lawful, which meant that I was to be charged with battery for biting the manager in addition to stalking. This amounts to almost $500 in fines. Thankfully, father told me he'd take care of it since I'm currently unemployed. The police also told me that she's filing for an order of protection, so l can't return to that specific Wendy's. Father told me to keep my chin up and to remember that some women just aren't worth it. He said that If she thinks having a guy flatter her and think about her all the time is something to call the police over, then she must be "one of those nutty feminists." After spending some time thinking about it, I realized that he's right. Sometimes you just have to remind yourself that it's not you, it's them O Write a comment... GIF 7 The creepiest Neckbeard I've seen in a long time, him and his dad blame rejection on feminism

The creepiest Neckbeard I've seen in a long time, him and his dad blame rejection on feminism

Dumb, Family, and Life: Lumencontego 8h Gengar is my favorite and let me tell you random redditor, the story why; The year is 1998, and 9 year old me just found out that my parents were getting separated. To add icing onto the cake, my cousins who had lived with us for my entire life until this point, would be moving across the country, so a lot of change all at once for a 9 year ad just gotten my first gameboy (a wonderful present from my grandparents) and pokemon Blue My grandparents then decided to take my sister and l out on a cross country road trip (get us out of my parents hair and such, it was a good idea). The day before l left my cousin "borrowed" a link cable from her friend and we decided to trade favorites! T got her Haunter and she got my Blastoise. Imagine my surprise when it evolved after trading (we were pretty dumb and didn't know this was a thing yet) I'll never forget that Gengar. Sometimes it would feel like my cousin was still there, but not quite, almost like thnere was alwavs a ghost of her with me. Helping me through what was the hardest time of my young life. So many hours desperately trying to focus on anything but what was happening around me, through it all, I could look at that little purple sprite and remember thatl still nave family out there. miss you cuz TL:DR; Gengar is the best <p>Found on a thread about favourite Pokémon: via /r/wholesomememes <a href="https://ift.tt/2Ki6R72">https://ift.tt/2Ki6R72</a></p>

<p>Found on a thread about favourite Pokémon: via /r/wholesomememes <a href="https://ift.tt/2Ki6R72">https://ift.tt/2Ki6R72</a></p>

Bad, Family, and Phone: 2 When my grandfather was young he owned a roadside motel, and my mother used to do work around the motel for the family. The building was old and they had bad pipes, so visits from the plumber were a fairly regular occurrence over there At one point they had a clogged toilet after a guest checked out, so they called the plumber to come and clean it out. The plumber came in with his bag of gear and set to work, but the clog was stubborn After a few tries, he decided he needed to get the snake I don't know if you've ever seen a serious plumbing snake, but the big ones are a sight to behold. This isn't a little crank auger, it's a full-on electrical powered snake with a big motor on the back and a little grabby claw on the end So he fires up the snake and sends the metal coil down into the pipes with the claw closed, figuring whatever's down there he'll just bump it a bit, push it down the pipes until it clears - but this doesn't happen either. Finally, in frustration, he twists the control to open the mechanical claw at the end of the coil, closes it on something, throws the motor in reverse and starts to pull it back up By now a couple of members of the staff have gathered in the room to try and tigure out what the hell got flushed down the toilet that this giant machine couldn't remove. The motor is really straining you know that sound an electric motor makes when it's working really hard? The whole machine is struggling to pull whatever this is back up through the pipes and into the roonm Finally, after an extended wait, the object is slowly dragged, sopping wet, out of the toilet bowl - and it's a shower curtain, The staff is dumbfounded. They're trying to figure out how this could have happened. It would be weird enough if the guest had ripped the shower curtain down and flushed it down the toilet, but the shower curtain in the room is still there. It would be even weirder if the guest had brought their own shower curtain to the motel and tried to flush it down the toilet, but it's clearly one of their shower curtains. Did they try and steal the shower curtain, leave with it, then feel guilty and come back only to find that the shower curtain had already been replaced, and then flush the shower curtain down the toilet to hide the evidence? While they're discussing this, the room phone rings The person on the other end is screaming, hysterical, so it takes a few minutes for them to figure out that it's the housekeeper who was cleaning the rooms. After a few moments, the manage to get the story out of her: The snake had missed the clog entirely. Rather than spiraling down into the plumbing where it was intended to go, it had wound its way into the central line, and then back up the pipes in the room next door. It spiraled its way up, out the toilet bowl, and then started flailing wildly around the next-door bathroom like a Lovecraftian nightmare made of steel, knocking things off of shelves and clattering furiously around the room. Then, while the hapless housekeeper watched in horror, a metal claw opened on the end of it and snagged the shower curtain, ripped it off the bar ring-by-ring, spun it around the room until it was coiled tightly around the cable, and dragged it back down into the toilet bowl The actual clog was never found 10980 Because a shower curtain would really go through the pipes like that

Because a shower curtain would really go through the pipes like that

Arthur, Beautiful, and Calvin Johnson: <p><a href="http://blackcrystalsrpg.tumblr.com/post/167417774769/ok-then-heres-some-info-about-starsio-story" class="tumblr_blog">blackcrystalsrpg</a>:</p><blockquote> <p>Ok then. Here’s some info about Starsio!!!!</p> <figure data-orig-width="1440" data-orig-height="1350" class="tmblr-full"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/71f6cd92b17b1a3e75d6f2ca671c6b59/tumblr_inline_ozbew3hmMs1uswpmg_540.png" alt="image" data-orig-width="1440" data-orig-height="1350"/></figure><p><b>Story So Far</b></p> <p>Starsio is gifted with a beautiful voice. He worked as a street performer in his home town along with his friend, Melody. Starsio would sing his little heart out all day while Melody acted as the hype girl of the duo, gathering audience, getting the crowd excited and accepting/demanding money from onlookers. Life was hard for the two, but they managed to make ends meet somehow.<br/></p> <p>Here’s a sketch of Starsio and Melody back in the good ol’ days.</p> <figure data-orig-width="2072" data-orig-height="1888" class="tmblr-full"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/4878f5755149e7da5f46646a9345b58a/tumblr_inline_ozbe19Vj4Z1uswpmg_540.jpg" alt="image" data-orig-width="2072" data-orig-height="1888"/></figure><p>Melody doesn’t have a game sprite yet. Here are some sketches of her for the curious.</p> <figure data-orig-width="1456" data-orig-height="1556" class="tmblr-full"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/e0ab6ca20be5e8700ba232ecdfd77383/tumblr_inline_ozbehbgEF41uswpmg_540.jpg" alt="image" data-orig-width="1456" data-orig-height="1556"/></figure><p>Now back to the story!</p> <p>All of this changed though when one day Starsio was kidnapped off of the streets by a bunch of goons!!!!<br/></p> <p>Starsio was taken to the cabaret/brothel “Paprika”. This establishment is notorious for human trafficking and forced labor, however is protected by the Law Enforcement of Capital City. Starsio was forced to become a singer at Paprika. The boss there had heard of Starsio and his voice and decided he would be the perfect change the establishment needed in order to boost business.</p> <p>All of this was very hard on poor Starsio. At first he was helpless to do anything, however, not long after he was brought to Paprika, Starsio awakened a mysterious ability. He could suddenly <b>conjure fireflies that would do his bidding! </b>Here’s a WIP of his fire fly magic!</p> <figure data-orig-width="674" data-orig-height="451" class="tmblr-full"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/00d981cae52fbd5ce4fc446664aaeb70/tumblr_inline_ozbeyk53WO1uswpmg_540.gif" alt="image" data-orig-width="674" data-orig-height="451"/></figure><p>Starsio did not understand how and why he had gained this ability, but he knew one thing for certain: it was time to escape. On a rainy night, not very different from the night he was kidnapped, Starsio sets off his escape plan with one last song….<br/></p> <p><b>Personality</b><br/></p> <p>Starsio is mild mannered and very polite. He gets irritated by things often but he never loses his temper. He is more of a passive aggressive type. He is also not a leader type of person. Back at home Melody acted as the leader of the two. However, Starsio steps up and assumes leadership when him and Arthur set their escape plan in motion. </p> <p>He also has an inner diva that comes out from time to time. Here’s a draft skill animation that kinda shows that side of him.</p> <figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="411" data-orig-width="712"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/d4ea718723cb6e1db0627d89d07ddde5/tumblr_inline_ozbgf4TTfI1uswpmg_540.gif" data-orig-height="411" data-orig-width="712"/></figure><p><b>Likes </b><br/></p> <p>CANDY. Think of the most unhealthy, more artificially colored, suger coated with 20 layers of glazing, stuffed with 10 types of custard, dipped in 15 types of chocolate candy, multiply by infinity, and then serve to Starsio. He LOVES unhealthy candy. Glow in the dark  and fluorescent candy is his favorite. </p> <p>In fact, candy items have bonus effects on him if used in battle! That’s how much he loves CANDY!!!!</p> <figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="185" data-orig-width="536"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/ae531573b4f21c8c0b9480c4d7312cd9/tumblr_inline_ozbgk2SYM81uswpmg_540.png" data-orig-height="185" data-orig-width="536"/></figure><p><b>Fun Facts</b><br/></p> <p>I originally created Starsio when I was about 13-14 years old. He was a character in a story I wrote called “The Legend of the Black Crystals”. In that story, Starsio was Italian and was a mute. This is what he looked like back then! </p> <figure data-orig-width="600" data-orig-height="566" class="tmblr-full"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/3a685470735a704c6f5e12752d2a8eee/tumblr_inline_ozbfqk9HL31uswpmg_540.png" data-orig-width="600" data-orig-height="566"/></figure><p>I hope you guys found this post interesting. Until next time!</p> </blockquote>

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