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Being Alone, Animals, and Dogs: HOW TO SWEAR AROUND THE WORLD VAFFANCULO CASSE-TOI! YUMAGO! BY JASON SACHER ILLUSTRATIONS BY TOBY TRIUMPH Perha human being, there happily copulates with animals in her and mean-spirited picture uld truly be reserved for moments of extreme anger. take kindly to the mental images that the phrases e the most obvious globally sho We as a species do not t below conjure. As you can imagine, insulting animal of choice to p have fun throwing a few more culturally specific ani consider the bears in Bulgaria, and reindeer (of c dogs ar air with a mother, but certain cultures imals in there BULGARIAN Mayka ti duha na mechki v gorata Your performs o performs oral sex upon bears in the forest." DUTCH Zoon van een hoerige kameel! Son of a camel whore!" With this insult, it's unclear whether one is saying the mother in question was a camel that was also a prostitute or a prostitute wh serviced camels. FINNISH Äitisi nai poroja! Your mother copulates with reindeer!" AOTIAN Ma see mea mung! Your mother enjoys keeping intimate company with dogs!" HOW TO SWEAR AROUND THE WORLD THE MOTHERLOD Fuck off uzendayo うぜーんだよ。 Motherfucker. kisama 貴様。 Asshole teme てめぇー。 Leave me the fuck alone. shitsukėndayo しつけ-んだよ。 I hate you. daikirai 大嫌い。 Ded na What did you just say!?! nandatö なんだと !?! Get out of my way. doke どけ。 Go to hell. shine 死ね。 Eat shit. kusokurae くそくらえ。 Shut the fuck up. ussendayo うっせ-んだよ。 What the fuck? ahoka アホか?! You're worthless. tsukaenė yatsu dana つかえねーやつだな。 eacefu ng. Just ent. My uS with a de. novelty-gift-ideas: How to Swear Around the World

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America, Bless Up, and Bruh: My (almost 16) good boy is deaf. He didn't hear us come through the back and thinks we are still in the car. vid: reddit u/romansamurai Dromashlove 0:00 0:26 Bro. Tell me why every American hit show got a lead actor playing an American but in real life he British asf with a British accent. The Wire - Dominic West is a Brit. Walking Dead - Andrew Lincoln is a Brit...hol up...AND Lennie James is a Brit! Watch a interview bruv! Your head will explode! On walking dead u see Lennie playing Morgan Jones sounding American asf and then u see a interview and he wearing spectacles and a flannel shirt talmbout “Oi play the charactah Morgan Jewns in Wohkeeng Ded it’s really quat briyyant Cheerio!” Nah. Hell nah. I’m on to y’all. All u Brits with that lovely 1,000 year old accent who come to America and act better than Americans with American accents that sound more American than Americans I 👏 am 👏 on 👏 to 👏 y’all 👏. In fact I got a theory. To be honest bruh? I think y’all talk normal English and sound just like Americans when y’all hanging out in secret but when u in public u put on that cherrio lad accent YALL AINT FOOLING ME 😂. I think y’all put that accent on when the camera rolling and I don’t blame y’all. When y’all acting in American shows that’s when u talk in ya real accent I’m CONVINCED 😂. Like every kid born in England his mama like “Ello, James. Yo foive yeaz old now so eets time we told yew the truth: oi dewnt really towk like theese. In fact, James *American accent* I talk like this. Just like Americans. But we used to be the global colonial super power at once and what distinguished us is our refined English speech SEW NOW YEW GOT TO LEAHN BOTH. IN PROIVATE, YEW CAN TAWK NOH-MAL. IN PUBLIC YEW MUST SPEAK WITH THIS CHEERIO-BRIYYANT-VERY GOOD GUVANNAH TYPE AFFECTATION. OKAY JAMES? And James just like “wow we thought the Canadians were wild for doing the English-French joint but we literally speak English TWO TYPE OF WAYS? Yes James. Yes. But guess what? It’s finna allow u to colonize acting like ya forefathers colonized India LMAOOO. AND IT AIN’T EEN A RACE THING. OL BOY FROM “Get Out”? BRITISH ASF 😂. Watch a interview and see how he REALLY talk...SUPPOSABLY 😂. BLESS UP 🇬🇧😂❤️
Best Friend, Fucking, and Jedi: Unknown to Kenobi, he was also being rigorously hunted ortured several Jedi in order to find kenobi's whereabouts, and sparing no expense to do This would work to Vader's disadvantage, however <p><a href="http://owl-with-teeth.tumblr.com/post/155400901564/roachpatrol-ghostymcspooky-soloontherocks" class="tumblr_blog">owl-with-teeth</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="https://roachpatrol.tumblr.com/post/155378219512/ghostymcspooky-soloontherocks" class="tumblr_blog">roachpatrol</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://ghostymcspooky.tumblr.com/post/155300744226/soloontherocks-notanotherreyloblog" class="tumblr_blog">ghostymcspooky</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://soloontherocks.tumblr.com/post/155219834426/notanotherreyloblog-thebaconsandwichofregret" class="tumblr_blog">soloontherocks</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://notanotherreyloblog.tumblr.com/post/141672735603">notanotherreyloblog</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://thebaconsandwichofregret.tumblr.com/post/138224733990">thebaconsandwichofregret</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://azumariko.tumblr.com/post/138155980468">azumariko</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><i>he was on TATOOINE you fucking loser</i></p> </blockquote> <p>Obi-Wan can find an invisible planet hidden by a devious Sith Lord, Anakin can’t find his ex-best friend on his own home planet while the guy is still using his own damn name.</p> <p>I know we give Obi-wan a lot of shit for leaving Luke with his real surname but Anakin really is that stupid<br/></p> </blockquote> <p>the perfect hiding place: the sandiest fucking planet that anakin would never set foot on again</p> </blockquote> <p>I’d like to remind everyone again that it’s literally <b>canon</b> that Vader can’t step foot on Tatooine because the desert gets into his creaky old man robot joints and makes his suit break down</p> <p>aka the sand is coarse, rough, irritating, and gets everywhere </p> </blockquote> <p><b>i  d o n t  l i k e  s a n d</b><br/></p> </blockquote> <p>okay but what if everyone was like ‘vader, kenobi’s on tattooine. he’s obviously on tattooine. he’s been there for years. he’s just right fucking there, we all know it.’ and vader is just desperately shaking down jedi like they’re magic eight-balls and he wants a better fortune. like ‘no i don’t like that try again’. </p> <p>kenobi’s just sitting there in his pile of sand like a smug fucking bastard. he doesn’t need to hide jack shit. he went to the tattooine board of tourism and got them to print up flyers that say ‘COME TO TATTOOINE, WE HAVE SAND’ and luke is probably going to be safe until his midlife fucking crisis at this rate.</p> <p>palpatine finds vader aimlessly checking behind pieces of furniture in some shitty space motel on kamino</p> <p>‘he’s on tattooine,’ palpatine says. <br/></p> <p>‘nuh uh,’ vader says, and peers under a couch.<br/></p> </blockquote> <p>I’m DED</p> </blockquote>

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