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daisyannewinchester: karadin: heads up! Never ever say yes before you identify who is on the other line. Some phrases you can use Hello This is xyz I am here How are you Who is this What’s up How can I help you What god do you serve Who is your master Speak now or forever hold your peace What do you want You have reached a life model decoy of [your name] please leave a message. And if its urgent, leave it urgently. Beep. Then hang up What’s bracken bro, how you livin My names Chelsea, what’s your favorite dinner food You have reached Mistress Elena’s Dungenous Deeds how may I be of pleasure to you today To talk to a customer, please press one I’m gay Just start singing Try to sell them something. That will throw them for a loop Pretend the line is breaking up by making static sounds with your mouth Speak State your purpose What you want, baby I got it. What you need? You know I’m askin Error 404 phone set to self destruct in 5… 4… 3… *Liam Neeson voice* Whoever you are, I will find you and I will kill you Answer with a lewd moan Answer crying I have done all of these. : daisyannewinchester: karadin: heads up! Never ever say yes before you identify who is on the other line. Some phrases you can use Hello This is xyz I am here How are you Who is this What’s up How can I help you What god do you serve Who is your master Speak now or forever hold your peace What do you want You have reached a life model decoy of [your name] please leave a message. And if its urgent, leave it urgently. Beep. Then hang up What’s bracken bro, how you livin My names Chelsea, what’s your favorite dinner food You have reached Mistress Elena’s Dungenous Deeds how may I be of pleasure to you today To talk to a customer, please press one I’m gay Just start singing Try to sell them something. That will throw them for a loop Pretend the line is breaking up by making static sounds with your mouth Speak State your purpose What you want, baby I got it. What you need? You know I’m askin Error 404 phone set to self destruct in 5… 4… 3… *Liam Neeson voice* Whoever you are, I will find you and I will kill you Answer with a lewd moan Answer crying I have done all of these.

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madnessofmen:only address me as The Friend from now on: Public Universal Friend The Public Universal Friend (born Jemima Wilkinson; November 29, 1752 – July 1, 1819), was born as an English- American to a Quaker family on Rhode Island, and was assigned female at birth. This person suffered a severe illness in 1776 (age 24), and reported having died and been reanimated by the power of God as a genderless evangelist named the Public Universal Friend. The Friend refused to answer any A portrait of the Public Universal a longer to the previous name, Friend, from the Friend's biography Jemima Wilkinson, (1 quoted Luke written by David Hudson in 1821. 23:3 ("thou sayest it") when visitors asked if it was the name of the person they were addressing, and ignored or chastised those who insisted on using it. The preacher shunned the name "Jemima" completely, having friends hold realty in trust rather than see the name on deeds and titles. Even when a lawyer insisted that the person's Will should identify its subject as having been born under the name Jemima, the preacher refused to sign that name, only making an X which others witnessed, even though the Friend could read and write.2) The Friend asked not to be referred to with gendered pronouns. Followers respected these wishes, avoiding gender-specific pronouns even in private diaries, and referring only to "the Public Universal Friend" or short forms such as "the Friend" or "P.U.F."3] madnessofmen:only address me as The Friend from now on

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celticpyro: ad-hominem-sappies: theprisonindustrialcomplex: religion-is-a-mental-illness: You’re so special you should get to defy the natural processes of the universe that apply to everyone and everything else. The religious: “it would be nice to see my family again, my departed friends, all my loved ones; and to know that there is a peaceful reward for my good deeds and suffering on this Earth brings me comfort in a world so lacking in -” New Atheist: You fucking narcissistic piece of shit, you absolute cunt. I can’t believe you’d be so self-centered. Go rot in a box, go fertilize a tree, dickhead It cost 0$ to let people believe in heaven. I love how this is worded as if people who believe in an afterlife think they’re the only ones who get an afterlife and like, everybody else doesn’t. Atheists? Posting pretentious ignorant shit on my tumblr? It’s more likely than you think : THE AFTERLIFE Because youre so imagine a universe narcissis stigthat you cant withoutyou. celticpyro: ad-hominem-sappies: theprisonindustrialcomplex: religion-is-a-mental-illness: You’re so special you should get to defy the natural processes of the universe that apply to everyone and everything else. The religious: “it would be nice to see my family again, my departed friends, all my loved ones; and to know that there is a peaceful reward for my good deeds and suffering on this Earth brings me comfort in a world so lacking in -” New Atheist: You fucking narcissistic piece of shit, you absolute cunt. I can’t believe you’d be so self-centered. Go rot in a box, go fertilize a tree, dickhead It cost 0$ to let people believe in heaven. I love how this is worded as if people who believe in an afterlife think they’re the only ones who get an afterlife and like, everybody else doesn’t. Atheists? Posting pretentious ignorant shit on my tumblr? It’s more likely than you think
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lifepro-tips: Homeless Veteran Housing Dear Friend, Many of our veterans – who had our backs when it mattered most – are in trouble. You see, many veterans suffer from PTSD from their time spent in combat. As a result, they’re left homeless in our streets. Let me paint you a picture. Roberto is homeless veteran living on the streets of San Francisco, California, and he’s been diagnosed with PTSD. At first glance, you may think Roberto’s situation is a rare, isolated incident…However, you couldn’t be further from the present day reality. As you’re reading this right now, there are over 40,000 homeless veterans in the United States. Tragically, there are enough homeless veterans to fill several football stadiums over again. You can run but you can’t hide from the truth – these veterans desperately need our help. That’s why we’ve put together this campaign to build an affordable housing centre for homeless veterans in the Arcata, California area. The housing centre will provide housing and support that the VA cannot bring to the table. https://www.gofundme.com/xzdx5-homeless-veteran-housingrcid=r01-155136602818-2c2d9de1a2e7490bpc=ot_co_campmgmt_m : .e Be a beacon of hope RA V CHARITIES Actions & deeds, not words! lifepro-tips: Homeless Veteran Housing Dear Friend, Many of our veterans – who had our backs when it mattered most – are in trouble. You see, many veterans suffer from PTSD from their time spent in combat. As a result, they’re left homeless in our streets. Let me paint you a picture. Roberto is homeless veteran living on the streets of San Francisco, California, and he’s been diagnosed with PTSD. At first glance, you may think Roberto’s situation is a rare, isolated incident…However, you couldn’t be further from the present day reality. As you’re reading this right now, there are over 40,000 homeless veterans in the United States. Tragically, there are enough homeless veterans to fill several football stadiums over again. You can run but you can’t hide from the truth – these veterans desperately need our help. That’s why we’ve put together this campaign to build an affordable housing centre for homeless veterans in the Arcata, California area. The housing centre will provide housing and support that the VA cannot bring to the table. https://www.gofundme.com/xzdx5-homeless-veteran-housingrcid=r01-155136602818-2c2d9de1a2e7490bpc=ot_co_campmgmt_m

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lifepro-tips: Homeless Veteran Housing Dear Friend, Many of our veterans – who had our backs when it mattered most – are in trouble. You see, many veterans suffer from PTSD from their time spent in combat. As a result, they’re left homeless in our streets. Let me paint you a picture. Roberto is homeless veteran living on the streets of San Francisco, California, and he’s been diagnosed with PTSD. At first glance, you may think Roberto’s situation is a rare, isolated incident…However, you couldn’t be further from the present day reality. As you’re reading this right now, there are over 40,000 homeless veterans in the United States. Tragically, there are enough homeless veterans to fill several football stadiums over again. You can run but you can’t hide from the truth – these veterans desperately need our help. That’s why we’ve put together this campaign to build an affordable housing centre for homeless veterans in the Arcata, California area. The housing centre will provide housing and support that the VA cannot bring to the table. https://www.gofundme.com/xzdx5-homeless-veteran-housingrcid=r01-155136602818-2c2d9de1a2e7490bpc=ot_co_campmgmt_m : .e Be a beacon of hope RA V CHARITIES Actions & deeds, not words! lifepro-tips: Homeless Veteran Housing Dear Friend, Many of our veterans – who had our backs when it mattered most – are in trouble. You see, many veterans suffer from PTSD from their time spent in combat. As a result, they’re left homeless in our streets. Let me paint you a picture. Roberto is homeless veteran living on the streets of San Francisco, California, and he’s been diagnosed with PTSD. At first glance, you may think Roberto’s situation is a rare, isolated incident…However, you couldn’t be further from the present day reality. As you’re reading this right now, there are over 40,000 homeless veterans in the United States. Tragically, there are enough homeless veterans to fill several football stadiums over again. You can run but you can’t hide from the truth – these veterans desperately need our help. That’s why we’ve put together this campaign to build an affordable housing centre for homeless veterans in the Arcata, California area. The housing centre will provide housing and support that the VA cannot bring to the table. https://www.gofundme.com/xzdx5-homeless-veteran-housingrcid=r01-155136602818-2c2d9de1a2e7490bpc=ot_co_campmgmt_m

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lifepro-tips: Build Housing For Homeless Veterans Dear Friend, Many of our veterans – who had our backs when it mattered most – are in trouble. You see, many veterans suffer from PTSD from their time spent in combat. As a result, they’re left homeless in our streets. Let me paint you a picture. Roberto is homeless veteran living on the streets of San Francisco, California, and he’s been diagnosed with PTSD. At first glance, you may think Roberto’s situation is a rare, isolated incident…However, you couldn’t be further from the present day reality. As you’re reading this right now, there are over 40,000 homeless veterans in the United States. Tragically, there are enough homeless veterans to fill several football stadiums over again. You can run but you can’t hide from the truth – these veterans desperately need our help. That’s why we’ve put together this campaign to build an affordable housing centre for homeless veterans in the Arcata, California area. The housing centre will provide housing and support that the VA cannot bring to the table. https://www.gofundme.com/xzdx5-homeless-veteran-housingrcid=r01-155009702209-f19b35d4513a4e35pc=ot_co_campmgmt_m : Veteran suffering from PTSD RA V CHARITIES R TM Actions & deeds, not words! lifepro-tips: Build Housing For Homeless Veterans Dear Friend, Many of our veterans – who had our backs when it mattered most – are in trouble. You see, many veterans suffer from PTSD from their time spent in combat. As a result, they’re left homeless in our streets. Let me paint you a picture. Roberto is homeless veteran living on the streets of San Francisco, California, and he’s been diagnosed with PTSD. At first glance, you may think Roberto’s situation is a rare, isolated incident…However, you couldn’t be further from the present day reality. As you’re reading this right now, there are over 40,000 homeless veterans in the United States. Tragically, there are enough homeless veterans to fill several football stadiums over again. You can run but you can’t hide from the truth – these veterans desperately need our help. That’s why we’ve put together this campaign to build an affordable housing centre for homeless veterans in the Arcata, California area. The housing centre will provide housing and support that the VA cannot bring to the table. https://www.gofundme.com/xzdx5-homeless-veteran-housingrcid=r01-155009702209-f19b35d4513a4e35pc=ot_co_campmgmt_m

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lifepro-tips: Build Housing For Homeless Veterans Dear Friend, Many of our veterans – who had our backs when it mattered most – are in trouble. You see, many veterans suffer from PTSD from their time spent in combat. As a result, they’re left homeless in our streets. Let me paint you a picture. Roberto is homeless veteran living on the streets of San Francisco, California, and he’s been diagnosed with PTSD. At first glance, you may think Roberto’s situation is a rare, isolated incident…However, you couldn’t be further from the present day reality. As you’re reading this right now, there are over 40,000 homeless veterans in the United States. Tragically, there are enough homeless veterans to fill several football stadiums over again. You can run but you can’t hide from the truth – these veterans desperately need our help. That’s why we’ve put together this campaign to build an affordable housing centre for homeless veterans in the Arcata, California area. The housing centre will provide housing and support that the VA cannot bring to the table. https://www.gofundme.com/xzdx5-homeless-veteran-housingrcid=r01-155009702209-f19b35d4513a4e35pc=ot_co_campmgmt_m : Veteran suffering from PTSD RA V CHARITIES R TM Actions & deeds, not words! lifepro-tips: Build Housing For Homeless Veterans Dear Friend, Many of our veterans – who had our backs when it mattered most – are in trouble. You see, many veterans suffer from PTSD from their time spent in combat. As a result, they’re left homeless in our streets. Let me paint you a picture. Roberto is homeless veteran living on the streets of San Francisco, California, and he’s been diagnosed with PTSD. At first glance, you may think Roberto’s situation is a rare, isolated incident…However, you couldn’t be further from the present day reality. As you’re reading this right now, there are over 40,000 homeless veterans in the United States. Tragically, there are enough homeless veterans to fill several football stadiums over again. You can run but you can’t hide from the truth – these veterans desperately need our help. That’s why we’ve put together this campaign to build an affordable housing centre for homeless veterans in the Arcata, California area. The housing centre will provide housing and support that the VA cannot bring to the table. https://www.gofundme.com/xzdx5-homeless-veteran-housingrcid=r01-155009702209-f19b35d4513a4e35pc=ot_co_campmgmt_m

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lifepro-tips: Build Housing For Homeless Veterans Dear Friend, Many of our veterans – who had our backs when it mattered most – are in trouble. You see, many veterans suffer from PTSD from their time spent in combat. As a result, they’re left homeless in our streets. Let me paint you a picture. Roberto is homeless veteran living on the streets of San Francisco, California, and he’s been diagnosed with PTSD. At first glance, you may think Roberto’s situation is a rare, isolated incident…However, you couldn’t be further from the present day reality. As you’re reading this right now, there are over 40,000 homeless veterans in the United States. Tragically, there are enough homeless veterans to fill several football stadiums over again. You can run but you can’t hide from the truth – these veterans desperately need our help. That’s why we’ve put together this campaign to build an affordable housing centre for homeless veterans in the Arcata, California area. The housing centre will provide housing and support that the VA cannot bring to the table. https://www.gofundme.com/xzdx5-homeless-veteran-housingrcid=r01-155009702209-f19b35d4513a4e35pc=ot_co_campmgmt_m : Veteran suffering from PTSD RA V CHARITIES R TM Actions & deeds, not words! lifepro-tips: Build Housing For Homeless Veterans Dear Friend, Many of our veterans – who had our backs when it mattered most – are in trouble. You see, many veterans suffer from PTSD from their time spent in combat. As a result, they’re left homeless in our streets. Let me paint you a picture. Roberto is homeless veteran living on the streets of San Francisco, California, and he’s been diagnosed with PTSD. At first glance, you may think Roberto’s situation is a rare, isolated incident…However, you couldn’t be further from the present day reality. As you’re reading this right now, there are over 40,000 homeless veterans in the United States. Tragically, there are enough homeless veterans to fill several football stadiums over again. You can run but you can’t hide from the truth – these veterans desperately need our help. That’s why we’ve put together this campaign to build an affordable housing centre for homeless veterans in the Arcata, California area. The housing centre will provide housing and support that the VA cannot bring to the table. https://www.gofundme.com/xzdx5-homeless-veteran-housingrcid=r01-155009702209-f19b35d4513a4e35pc=ot_co_campmgmt_m

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lifepro-tips: Build Housing For Homeless Veterans Dear Friend, Many of our veterans – who had our backs when it mattered most – are in trouble. You see, many veterans suffer from PTSD from their time spent in combat. As a result, they’re left homeless in our streets. Let me paint you a picture. Roberto is homeless veteran living on the streets of San Francisco, California, and he’s been diagnosed with PTSD. At first glance, you may think Roberto’s situation is a rare, isolated incident…However, you couldn’t be further from the present day reality. As you’re reading this right now, there are over 40,000 homeless veterans in the United States. Tragically, there are enough homeless veterans to fill several football stadiums over again. You can run but you can’t hide from the truth – these veterans desperately need our help. That’s why we’ve put together this campaign to build an affordable housing centre for homeless veterans in the Arcata, California area. The housing centre will provide housing and support that the VA cannot bring to the table. https://www.gofundme.com/xzdx5-homeless-veteran-housingrcid=r01-155009702209-f19b35d4513a4e35pc=ot_co_campmgmt_m : Veteran suffering from PTSD RA V CHARITIES R TM Actions & deeds, not words! lifepro-tips: Build Housing For Homeless Veterans Dear Friend, Many of our veterans – who had our backs when it mattered most – are in trouble. You see, many veterans suffer from PTSD from their time spent in combat. As a result, they’re left homeless in our streets. Let me paint you a picture. Roberto is homeless veteran living on the streets of San Francisco, California, and he’s been diagnosed with PTSD. At first glance, you may think Roberto’s situation is a rare, isolated incident…However, you couldn’t be further from the present day reality. As you’re reading this right now, there are over 40,000 homeless veterans in the United States. Tragically, there are enough homeless veterans to fill several football stadiums over again. You can run but you can’t hide from the truth – these veterans desperately need our help. That’s why we’ve put together this campaign to build an affordable housing centre for homeless veterans in the Arcata, California area. The housing centre will provide housing and support that the VA cannot bring to the table. https://www.gofundme.com/xzdx5-homeless-veteran-housingrcid=r01-155009702209-f19b35d4513a4e35pc=ot_co_campmgmt_m

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lifepro-tips: Build Housing For Homeless Veterans Dear Friend, Many of our veterans – who had our backs when it mattered most – are in trouble. You see, many veterans suffer from PTSD from their time spent in combat. As a result, they’re left homeless in our streets. Let me paint you a picture. Roberto is homeless veteran living on the streets of San Francisco, California, and he’s been diagnosed with PTSD. At first glance, you may think Roberto’s situation is a rare, isolated incident…However, you couldn’t be further from the present day reality. As you’re reading this right now, there are over 40,000 homeless veterans in the United States. Tragically, there are enough homeless veterans to fill several football stadiums over again. You can run but you can’t hide from the truth – these veterans desperately need our help. That’s why we’ve put together this campaign to build an affordable housing centre for homeless veterans in the Arcata, California area. The housing centre will provide housing and support that the VA cannot bring to the table. https://www.gofundme.com/xzdx5-homeless-veteran-housingrcid=r01-155009702209-f19b35d4513a4e35pc=ot_co_campmgmt_m : Veteran suffering from PTSD RA V CHARITIES R TM Actions & deeds, not words! lifepro-tips: Build Housing For Homeless Veterans Dear Friend, Many of our veterans – who had our backs when it mattered most – are in trouble. You see, many veterans suffer from PTSD from their time spent in combat. As a result, they’re left homeless in our streets. Let me paint you a picture. Roberto is homeless veteran living on the streets of San Francisco, California, and he’s been diagnosed with PTSD. At first glance, you may think Roberto’s situation is a rare, isolated incident…However, you couldn’t be further from the present day reality. As you’re reading this right now, there are over 40,000 homeless veterans in the United States. Tragically, there are enough homeless veterans to fill several football stadiums over again. You can run but you can’t hide from the truth – these veterans desperately need our help. That’s why we’ve put together this campaign to build an affordable housing centre for homeless veterans in the Arcata, California area. The housing centre will provide housing and support that the VA cannot bring to the table. https://www.gofundme.com/xzdx5-homeless-veteran-housingrcid=r01-155009702209-f19b35d4513a4e35pc=ot_co_campmgmt_m

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lifepro-tips: Build Housing For Homeless Veterans Dear Friend, Many of our veterans – who had our backs when it mattered most – are in trouble. You see, many veterans suffer from PTSD from their time spent in combat. As a result, they’re left homeless in our streets. Let me paint you a picture. Roberto is homeless veteran living on the streets of San Francisco, California, and he’s been diagnosed with PTSD. At first glance, you may think Roberto’s situation is a rare, isolated incident…However, you couldn’t be further from the present day reality. As you’re reading this right now, there are over 40,000 homeless veterans in the United States. Tragically, there are enough homeless veterans to fill several football stadiums over again. You can run but you can’t hide from the truth – these veterans desperately need our help. That’s why we’ve put together this campaign to build an affordable housing centre for homeless veterans in the Arcata, California area. The housing centre will provide housing and support that the VA cannot bring to the table. https://www.gofundme.com/xzdx5-homeless-veteran-housingrcid=r01-155009702209-f19b35d4513a4e35pc=ot_co_campmgmt_m : Veteran suffering from PTSD RA V CHARITIES R TM Actions & deeds, not words! lifepro-tips: Build Housing For Homeless Veterans Dear Friend, Many of our veterans – who had our backs when it mattered most – are in trouble. You see, many veterans suffer from PTSD from their time spent in combat. As a result, they’re left homeless in our streets. Let me paint you a picture. Roberto is homeless veteran living on the streets of San Francisco, California, and he’s been diagnosed with PTSD. At first glance, you may think Roberto’s situation is a rare, isolated incident…However, you couldn’t be further from the present day reality. As you’re reading this right now, there are over 40,000 homeless veterans in the United States. Tragically, there are enough homeless veterans to fill several football stadiums over again. You can run but you can’t hide from the truth – these veterans desperately need our help. That’s why we’ve put together this campaign to build an affordable housing centre for homeless veterans in the Arcata, California area. The housing centre will provide housing and support that the VA cannot bring to the table. https://www.gofundme.com/xzdx5-homeless-veteran-housingrcid=r01-155009702209-f19b35d4513a4e35pc=ot_co_campmgmt_m

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vanilla-birdbrain: abyssalthaumaturge: critical-perspective: cointelpro-plant: Man found the stoplight cameras were activated during yellow lights and decided to cut the wires of it. Florida Man: Chaotic evil.New York Man: Chaotic good. Holy shit. Nah dude look up the entire story, it’s INSANE. The dude got arrested once before this for using a painter’s extension rod to point the stoplight cameras into the sky instead of cutting the wires. He didn’t cut the wires until AFTER he got out after being arrested the first time–which he did after posting facebook videos that prove that the stoplights are intentionally rigged to trick drivers into citations–the yellow lights at intersections with cameras only last THREE SECONDS, as opposed to the five seconds they last at other stoplights without cameras in the same county. When he cut the camera cords, he reported his deeds to the news -himself,- and then politicians pressured the local police force into arresting him. The local police and sheriff deputies actually SUPPORT him for his actions because the lights have been killing innocent people! During his most recent arrest, one of the Sheriff’s Deputies actually -offered to bail him out-.When he got home again after these incidents, there was a surveillance camera planted at his house BY THE GOVERNMENT to watch him! His reaction to being surveilled? He painted over the camera in America’s flat out fucking ballsiest “fuck you” to the gubmint I’ve ever heard of.And it gets EVEN CRAZIER. After painting over the camera, suddenly this guy–his name is Stephen Ruth by the way–started GETTING ATTEMPTS ON HIS LIFE. He reports that a car intentionally tried to hit him in a head-on collision, and after talking about the car to his neighbors, they confirmed that the car in question (Or at least, one that was visibly identical, its occupants included) had been staking out his house! Somebody was legitimately trying to MURDER HIM over his discovery and his actions! As a final insult to injury, Ruth pointed out that the VAST majority of the cameras were found SPECIFICALLY in lower-to-middle-class neighborhoods. As well, the victims of these rigged stoplights tried to go to the local news station to talk about the deaths of their family members that occurred from the rigging. Aaaand… The local station, “News12″, never aired their interviews.Remember how I said that, after cutting the cables and calling the local news station, Ruth was arrested because of pressure from politicians? Get this: News12 is actually owned by CableVision, who PROVIDES INTERNET SERVICE TO THE CAMERAS. Whereas mister Ruth was only trying to help people and save lives, he’s been caught up in a full-blown fucking government conspiracy that’s out for his blood. This guy isn’t Robin Hood, he makes Robin Hood look like a -CHUMP-. HOLY SHIT I HAVE A NEW FUCKING ROLE MODEL : New York Man Arrested for Cutting Wires to Red Light Cameras After Exposing Government Revenue Generating Scheme BEN KELLER vanilla-birdbrain: abyssalthaumaturge: critical-perspective: cointelpro-plant: Man found the stoplight cameras were activated during yellow lights and decided to cut the wires of it. Florida Man: Chaotic evil.New York Man: Chaotic good. Holy shit. Nah dude look up the entire story, it’s INSANE. The dude got arrested once before this for using a painter’s extension rod to point the stoplight cameras into the sky instead of cutting the wires. He didn’t cut the wires until AFTER he got out after being arrested the first time–which he did after posting facebook videos that prove that the stoplights are intentionally rigged to trick drivers into citations–the yellow lights at intersections with cameras only last THREE SECONDS, as opposed to the five seconds they last at other stoplights without cameras in the same county. When he cut the camera cords, he reported his deeds to the news -himself,- and then politicians pressured the local police force into arresting him. The local police and sheriff deputies actually SUPPORT him for his actions because the lights have been killing innocent people! During his most recent arrest, one of the Sheriff’s Deputies actually -offered to bail him out-.When he got home again after these incidents, there was a surveillance camera planted at his house BY THE GOVERNMENT to watch him! His reaction to being surveilled? He painted over the camera in America’s flat out fucking ballsiest “fuck you” to the gubmint I’ve ever heard of.And it gets EVEN CRAZIER. After painting over the camera, suddenly this guy–his name is Stephen Ruth by the way–started GETTING ATTEMPTS ON HIS LIFE. He reports that a car intentionally tried to hit him in a head-on collision, and after talking about the car to his neighbors, they confirmed that the car in question (Or at least, one that was visibly identical, its occupants included) had been staking out his house! Somebody was legitimately trying to MURDER HIM over his discovery and his actions! As a final insult to injury, Ruth pointed out that the VAST majority of the cameras were found SPECIFICALLY in lower-to-middle-class neighborhoods. As well, the victims of these rigged stoplights tried to go to the local news station to talk about the deaths of their family members that occurred from the rigging. Aaaand… The local station, “News12″, never aired their interviews.Remember how I said that, after cutting the cables and calling the local news station, Ruth was arrested because of pressure from politicians? Get this: News12 is actually owned by CableVision, who PROVIDES INTERNET SERVICE TO THE CAMERAS. Whereas mister Ruth was only trying to help people and save lives, he’s been caught up in a full-blown fucking government conspiracy that’s out for his blood. This guy isn’t Robin Hood, he makes Robin Hood look like a -CHUMP-. HOLY SHIT I HAVE A NEW FUCKING ROLE MODEL
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geekinglikeaboss: cunningcelt: hilarious-nefarious: Source This is bloody genius : "In our family, we have a special way of transitioning the kids from receiving from Santa, to becoming a Santa. This way, the Santa construct is not a lie that gets discovered, but an unfolding series of good deeds and Christmas spirit When they are 6 or 7, whenever you see that dawning suspicion that Santa may not be a material being, that means the child is ready | take them out "for coffee" at the local wherever. We get a booth, order our drinks, and the following pronouncement is made "You sure have arown an awful lot this year. Not only are you taller, but l can see that your heart has grown, too. [ Point out 2-3 examples of empathetic behavior, consideration of people's feelings, good deeds etc, the kıd has done in the past year]. In fact, your heart has grown so much that I think you are ready to become a Santa Claus You probably have noticed that most of the Santas you see are people dressed up ike him. Some of vour friends miaht have even told you that there is no Santa. A lot of children think that, because they arent ready to BE a Santa yet, but YOU ARE Tell me the best things about Santa. What does Santa get for all of his trouble? [lead the kid from cookies to the good feeling of having done something for someone else]. Well, now YOU are ready to do your first job as a Santa!" Make sure you maintain the proper conspiratorial tone We then have the child choose someone they know-a neighbor, usually. Ihe child'S mission is to secretly, deviously, find out something that the person needs, and then provide it, wrap it, deliver it-and never reveal to the target where it came from. Being a Santa isn't about getting credit, you see. It's unselfish giving My oldest chose the "witch lady" on the corner. She really Was horrible--had a fence around the house and would never let the kids go in and get a stray ball or Frisbee. Shed yell at them to play quieter, etc--a real pill. He noticed when we drove to school that she came out every morning to get her paper in bare feet, so he decided she needed slippers. So then he had to go spy and decide how big her feet were. He hid in the bushes one Saturday, and decided she was a medium. We went to Kmart and bought warm slippers. He wrapped them up, and tagged it "merry Christmas from Santa. After dinner one evening, he slipped down to her house, and slid the package under her driveway gate. The next morning, we watched her waddle out to get the paper, pick up the present, and go inside. My son was all excited, and couldn't wait to see what would happen next. The next morning, as we drove off, there she was, out getting her paper--wearing the slippers. He was ecstatic. I had to remind him that NO ONE could ever know what he did, or he wouldn't be a Santa Over the years, he chose a good number of targets, always coming up with a unique present just for them. One year, he polished up his bike, put a new seat on it, and gave it to one of our friend's daughters. These people were and are very poor. We did ask the dad if it was ok The look on her face, when she saw the bike on the patio with a big bow on it, was almost as good as the look on my son's face When it came time for Son #2 to join the ranks, my oldest came along, and helpeo with the induction speech. They are both excellent gifters, by the way, and never felt that they had been lied to-because they were let in on the Secret of Beinga Santa geekinglikeaboss: cunningcelt: hilarious-nefarious: Source This is bloody genius

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jathis: cerulean-tmp: nonespark: ask-gallows-callibrator: wintercoffin: brotoro: cherryblossomsparkle: did-you-kno: Source THIS IS ABSOLUTELY CORRECT ACTUALLY THIS MAKES ME REALLY HAPPY  he was 100% against preaching to unwilling people, too, and all for bringing religion into the lives of those who wanted it. he would often say that those who pray loudly in front of others were the worst kind of believers what a cool dude it makes me sad when people mischaracterize jesus like he was literally the nicest dude ever like he could be anyones bff if he tried because he was so rad like i hate christians who make him seem rude like lol no stopv YES YES YES. this is because the pharisees would go out into public, get on their knees, and pray where everyone could see them. because they wanted everyone to see how good they were and how pious, because they were sort of religious authority. but jesus came and told people to do the opposite, because he wanted them to be humble. because God wants you to be devoted to a relationship with Him, not to be devoted to making sure others think highly of you. jesus also encouraged people to do good deeds quietly, or even anonymously. because he wanted you to do good deeds for the sake of others, not for how good it’ll make you feel or for others to praise you. jesus was the absolute coolest and i fucking hate it when anyone points fingers at a certain group of people and says “GOD HATES-” NO HE DOESN’T. THAT WAS HIS WHOLE THING. HE LITERALLY LOVED EVERYONE. ???? This is the type of Christianity and Christians that I like. canon Jesus fanon Jesus : did you know? did-you-kno.tumblr.com Jesus encouraged people not to pray out loud, and to practice their religion in private. did-you-kno.tumblr.com didyouknowblog.com facebook.com/didyouknowblog jathis: cerulean-tmp: nonespark: ask-gallows-callibrator: wintercoffin: brotoro: cherryblossomsparkle: did-you-kno: Source THIS IS ABSOLUTELY CORRECT ACTUALLY THIS MAKES ME REALLY HAPPY  he was 100% against preaching to unwilling people, too, and all for bringing religion into the lives of those who wanted it. he would often say that those who pray loudly in front of others were the worst kind of believers what a cool dude it makes me sad when people mischaracterize jesus like he was literally the nicest dude ever like he could be anyones bff if he tried because he was so rad like i hate christians who make him seem rude like lol no stopv YES YES YES. this is because the pharisees would go out into public, get on their knees, and pray where everyone could see them. because they wanted everyone to see how good they were and how pious, because they were sort of religious authority. but jesus came and told people to do the opposite, because he wanted them to be humble. because God wants you to be devoted to a relationship with Him, not to be devoted to making sure others think highly of you. jesus also encouraged people to do good deeds quietly, or even anonymously. because he wanted you to do good deeds for the sake of others, not for how good it’ll make you feel or for others to praise you. jesus was the absolute coolest and i fucking hate it when anyone points fingers at a certain group of people and says “GOD HATES-” NO HE DOESN’T. THAT WAS HIS WHOLE THING. HE LITERALLY LOVED EVERYONE. ???? This is the type of Christianity and Christians that I like. canon Jesus fanon Jesus
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The plan: You get 1 Billion dollarsbu You have to spend ALL of it in one weekend or lose irontargaryen *cracks neck* my time has come breelandwalker Okay, first? Pay off all your debts. Take out a small loan and pay it off right away Buy several hundred vacant houses. Schedule repairs for said houses with reputable contractors and make sizable down payments in advance Get everything in writing and hang onto those deeds Buy a large open parcel of land that is being auctioned for development. And when I say large, I mean LARGE Sink millions into paying off people's Kickstarters/ college loans/medical bills /mortgages, and give generously charity organizations. That alone will carry off a lot of money. Once you've got things down to a reasonable level, say $1m, buy yourself a house, furnishings, appliances, and a dependable car. Pay everything off so that you own it free and clear. Purchase about $200k worth of something easy to liquidate (i.e. gold, gems, bonds, stocks) Put the rest onto prepaid credit cards and wait for Monday to roll around NOW THE FUN BEGINS You now have commendable credit anda shining public reputation. Fix up and flip those houses, sell them for fair market value or below to families who need them, or create non-profit homeless shelters. (After all, it's not like you need to "make" money, this is all running on the proceeds from the property sales.) Sell the parcel of land to developers, or donate it to public works as a park or open space. Have them name it after you Retire to your fully furnished home Liquidate your extra assets, or leave them to appreciate in value for a later date Make Christmas epic with those gift cards. Keep the extra money in the bank and keep your day job And don't worry about taxes when return time rolls around, because you'll be able to write off several millions' worth of charitable donations. punchbuggydragon Basically this goingtopshelf This is someone who paid attention in finance class Source: jxhn-mulaney 1,203,322 no....D The plan

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Firefighter Dies From Cancer Linked To His Rescue Efforts On 9-11 - blogged by @worldwidekeege ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Humanitarians are hard to come by nowadays. Today the city mourns the death of a true soldier, former New York Firefighter, Thomas Phelan. Before he was a firefighter, he was a ferry captain for a Statue of Liberty line and was close by when the twin towers were hit. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Through his heroism, hundreds of people were rescued as he helped those from Lower Manhattan. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Shortly after, Phelan joined the fire department and was even promoted to marine pilot. Unfortunately, due to carcinogens and pollutants after the attack, not to mention the smoke, many people working on the cleanup, the recovery, and the rescue, were heavily affected by it. Most were diagnosed with cancer linked to 9-11, and for Phelan, his life’s end was due to his great deeds on that day. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ May he Rest In Peace.: Firefighter Dies From Cancer Linked To His Rescue Efforts On 9/11 @balleralert FD Firefighter Dies From Cancer Linked To His Rescue Efforts On 9-11 - blogged by @worldwidekeege ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Humanitarians are hard to come by nowadays. Today the city mourns the death of a true soldier, former New York Firefighter, Thomas Phelan. Before he was a firefighter, he was a ferry captain for a Statue of Liberty line and was close by when the twin towers were hit. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Through his heroism, hundreds of people were rescued as he helped those from Lower Manhattan. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Shortly after, Phelan joined the fire department and was even promoted to marine pilot. Unfortunately, due to carcinogens and pollutants after the attack, not to mention the smoke, many people working on the cleanup, the recovery, and the rescue, were heavily affected by it. Most were diagnosed with cancer linked to 9-11, and for Phelan, his life’s end was due to his great deeds on that day. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ May he Rest In Peace.

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<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://desertislanddream.tumblr.com/post/82529123532/beckie0-this-headline-and-article-had-me">desertislanddream</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://beckie0.tumblr.com/post/82520974280/this-headline-and-article-had-me-fuming-they">beckie0</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>This headline and article had me fuming. They focus the readers attention on appearance again - rather than the good the person (in this case, Anne) is doing. I think it’s disgusting how newspapers pick us up on little details such as our makeup - rather that just report good deeds. Does anyone remember seeing the articles about the actress who saved people from drowning, yet all they focused on was her nipples that slipped out as she pulled them from the water?</p> <p>Stop focusing on appearance and forming your articles in such a fashion to gain attention, it belittles the good that others do.</p> </blockquote> <p>We really need to mention her lack of make-up? Really? She flew to Tennessee to spend the day with patient’s in a children’s hospital. Let’s focus on that.</p> </blockquote>: Make-up free Anne Hathaway surprises children at St Jude hospital with a visit and a screening of her new movie Rio 2 By JENNIFER PEARSON PUBLISHED: 17:13, 11 April 2014 | UPDATED: 18:11, 11 April 2014 Share 216 shares 38 voewnents Anne Hathaway took time out from her hectic schedule for some needy little ones on Wednesday. The 31-year-old actress visited the St Jude Children's Research Hospital in Memphis, Tennessee for a chance to meet some of the patients there. Anne made the day of one litle girl named Breanna by posing with her for a picture and with little trace of make-up on her face either. ost. Jude Children's Research Hospital Star with a heart: Anne Hathaway flew into Memphis, Tennessee to visit the patients at St Jude Children's Research Hospital on Wednesday <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://desertislanddream.tumblr.com/post/82529123532/beckie0-this-headline-and-article-had-me">desertislanddream</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://beckie0.tumblr.com/post/82520974280/this-headline-and-article-had-me-fuming-they">beckie0</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>This headline and article had me fuming. They focus the readers attention on appearance again - rather than the good the person (in this case, Anne) is doing. I think it’s disgusting how newspapers pick us up on little details such as our makeup - rather that just report good deeds. Does anyone remember seeing the articles about the actress who saved people from drowning, yet all they focused on was her nipples that slipped out as she pulled them from the water?</p> <p>Stop focusing on appearance and forming your articles in such a fashion to gain attention, it belittles the good that others do.</p> </blockquote> <p>We really need to mention her lack of make-up? Really? She flew to Tennessee to spend the day with patient’s in a children’s hospital. Let’s focus on that.</p> </blockquote>
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<p><a href="https://youcantseebutimmakingaface.tumblr.com/post/169630220743/archiemcphee-the-patient-this-3-day-old" class="tumblr_blog">youcantseebutimmakingaface</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://geyserofawesome.com/post/169625585097/the-patient-this-3-day-old-little-boy-was-born" class="tumblr_blog">archiemcphee</a>:</p> <blockquote> <blockquote><p>“The patient: this 3-day-old little boy was born with torn upper and lower wings. Let’s see how we can help!”<br/></p></blockquote> <p>Today the <a href="http://geyserofawesome.com/tagged/good%20deeds">Department of Awesomely Good Deeds</a> salutes costume designer and master embroiderer <a href="https://www.instagram.com/fadendesignstudios/">Romy McCloskey</a> who used her fine skills with delicate materials to help a monarch butterfly she’d raised and who’d emerged from his cocoon with damaged right wings.</p> <blockquote><p>“The operating room and supplies: towel, wire hanger, contact cement, toothpick, cotton swab, scissors, tweezers, talc powder, extra butterfly wing”</p></blockquote> <figure data-orig-width="700" data-orig-height="525" class="tmblr-full"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/ddd8ab42fb0cbd29595e6ba81647205a/tumblr_inline_p2fcklqjyN1qzf6t4_540.jpg" alt="image" data-orig-width="700" data-orig-height="525"/></figure><blockquote><p>“Securing the butterfly and cutting the damaged parts away. Don’t worry it doesn’t hurt them. It’s like cutting hair or trimming fingernails”<br/></p></blockquote> <figure data-orig-width="700" data-orig-height="933" class="tmblr-full"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/37a3dcb24fffecc53e85e63601854dd8/tumblr_inline_p2fckzjnx71qzf6t4_540.jpg" alt="image" data-orig-width="700" data-orig-height="933"/></figure><blockquote><p>“Ta-da! With a little patience and a steady hand, I fit the new wings to my little guy”<br/></p></blockquote> <figure data-orig-width="700" data-orig-height="933" class="tmblr-full"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/61a62d2bf38dc5a388af4ff9639d277e/tumblr_inline_p2fcl8q5n21qzf6t4_540.jpg" alt="image" data-orig-width="700" data-orig-height="933"/></figure><blockquote><p>“The black lines do not match completely and it is missing the black dot (male marking) on the lower right wing, but with luck, he will fly”<br/></p></blockquote> <figure data-orig-width="700" data-orig-height="933" class="tmblr-full"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/04440c19c5a1a66742638e51328f46f0/tumblr_inline_p2fcmesA921qzf6t4_540.jpg" alt="image" data-orig-width="700" data-orig-height="933"/></figure><figure data-orig-width="700" data-orig-height="747" class="tmblr-full"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/d7fb4b2374d72512ccb6bd66f9a5877f/tumblr_inline_p2fck1icpc1qzf6t4_540.jpg" alt="image" data-orig-width="700" data-orig-height="747"/></figure><blockquote> <p>“FLIGHT DAY! After a day of rest and filling his belly with homemade nectar, it is time to see if he will fly”<br/></p> <p>“With a quick lap around the yard and a little rest on a bush, he was off! A successful surgery and outcome! Bye, little buddy! Good luck”<br/></p> </blockquote> <figure data-orig-width="700" data-orig-height="933" class="tmblr-full"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/522e928c4ebdeee225f16eeea66ff837/tumblr_inline_p2fchqCt6n1qzf6t4_540.jpg" alt="image" data-orig-width="700" data-orig-height="933"/></figure><p>[via <a href="https://www.boredpanda.com/monarch-butterfly-wing-transplantation/">Bored Panda</a>]</p> </blockquote> <p>Imagine being the biologist who finds this little dude in the wild and realizes someone loved him enough to do a full on wing transplant</p> </blockquote> <p>Y se la comió un pájaro.</p>: <p><a href="https://youcantseebutimmakingaface.tumblr.com/post/169630220743/archiemcphee-the-patient-this-3-day-old" class="tumblr_blog">youcantseebutimmakingaface</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://geyserofawesome.com/post/169625585097/the-patient-this-3-day-old-little-boy-was-born" class="tumblr_blog">archiemcphee</a>:</p> <blockquote> <blockquote><p>“The patient: this 3-day-old little boy was born with torn upper and lower wings. Let’s see how we can help!”<br/></p></blockquote> <p>Today the <a href="http://geyserofawesome.com/tagged/good%20deeds">Department of Awesomely Good Deeds</a> salutes costume designer and master embroiderer <a href="https://www.instagram.com/fadendesignstudios/">Romy McCloskey</a> who used her fine skills with delicate materials to help a monarch butterfly she’d raised and who’d emerged from his cocoon with damaged right wings.</p> <blockquote><p>“The operating room and supplies: towel, wire hanger, contact cement, toothpick, cotton swab, scissors, tweezers, talc powder, extra butterfly wing”</p></blockquote> <figure data-orig-width="700" data-orig-height="525" class="tmblr-full"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/ddd8ab42fb0cbd29595e6ba81647205a/tumblr_inline_p2fcklqjyN1qzf6t4_540.jpg" alt="image" data-orig-width="700" data-orig-height="525"/></figure><blockquote><p>“Securing the butterfly and cutting the damaged parts away. Don’t worry it doesn’t hurt them. It’s like cutting hair or trimming fingernails”<br/></p></blockquote> <figure data-orig-width="700" data-orig-height="933" class="tmblr-full"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/37a3dcb24fffecc53e85e63601854dd8/tumblr_inline_p2fckzjnx71qzf6t4_540.jpg" alt="image" data-orig-width="700" data-orig-height="933"/></figure><blockquote><p>“Ta-da! With a little patience and a steady hand, I fit the new wings to my little guy”<br/></p></blockquote> <figure data-orig-width="700" data-orig-height="933" class="tmblr-full"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/61a62d2bf38dc5a388af4ff9639d277e/tumblr_inline_p2fcl8q5n21qzf6t4_540.jpg" alt="image" data-orig-width="700" data-orig-height="933"/></figure><blockquote><p>“The black lines do not match completely and it is missing the black dot (male marking) on the lower right wing, but with luck, he will fly”<br/></p></blockquote> <figure data-orig-width="700" data-orig-height="933" class="tmblr-full"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/04440c19c5a1a66742638e51328f46f0/tumblr_inline_p2fcmesA921qzf6t4_540.jpg" alt="image" data-orig-width="700" data-orig-height="933"/></figure><figure data-orig-width="700" data-orig-height="747" class="tmblr-full"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/d7fb4b2374d72512ccb6bd66f9a5877f/tumblr_inline_p2fck1icpc1qzf6t4_540.jpg" alt="image" data-orig-width="700" data-orig-height="747"/></figure><blockquote> <p>“FLIGHT DAY! After a day of rest and filling his belly with homemade nectar, it is time to see if he will fly”<br/></p> <p>“With a quick lap around the yard and a little rest on a bush, he was off! A successful surgery and outcome! Bye, little buddy! Good luck”<br/></p> </blockquote> <figure data-orig-width="700" data-orig-height="933" class="tmblr-full"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/522e928c4ebdeee225f16eeea66ff837/tumblr_inline_p2fchqCt6n1qzf6t4_540.jpg" alt="image" data-orig-width="700" data-orig-height="933"/></figure><p>[via <a href="https://www.boredpanda.com/monarch-butterfly-wing-transplantation/">Bored Panda</a>]</p> </blockquote> <p>Imagine being the biologist who finds this little dude in the wild and realizes someone loved him enough to do a full on wing transplant</p> </blockquote> <p>Y se la comió un pájaro.</p>

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ofmoonlightandthesun: libertarirynn: cunningcelt: hilarious-nefarious: Source This is bloody genius Love this. I’ve often thought about how to incorporate the magic of “Santa” with the real lessons in generosity as inspired by St. Nicholas. omg this is honestly such a sweet idea! Saving for future child. : "In our family, we have a special way of transitioning the kids from receiving from Santa, to becoming a Santa. This way, the Santa construct is not a lie that gets discovered, but an unfolding series of good deeds and Christmas spirit When they are 6 or 7, whenever you see that dawning suspicion that Santa may not be a material being, that means the child is ready | take them out "for coffee" at the local wherever. We get a booth, order our drinks, and the following pronouncement is made "You sure have arown an awful lot this year. Not only are you taller, but l can see that your heart has grown, too. [ Point out 2-3 examples of empathetic behavior, consideration of people's feelings, good deeds etc, the kıd has done in the past year]. In fact, your heart has grown so much that I think you are ready to become a Santa Claus You probably have noticed that most of the Santas you see are people dressed up ike him. Some of vour friends miaht have even told you that there is no Santa. A lot of children think that, because they arent ready to BE a Santa yet, but YOU ARE Tell me the best things about Santa. What does Santa get for all of his trouble? [lead the kid from cookies to the good feeling of having done something for someone else]. Well, now YOU are ready to do your first job as a Santa!" Make sure you maintain the proper conspiratorial tone We then have the child choose someone they know-a neighbor, usually. Ihe child'S mission is to secretly, deviously, find out something that the person needs, and then provide it, wrap it, deliver it-and never reveal to the target where it came from. Being a Santa isn't about getting credit, you see. It's unselfish giving My oldest chose the "witch lady" on the corner. She really Was horrible--had a fence around the house and would never let the kids go in and get a stray ball or Frisbee. Shed yell at them to play quieter, etc--a real pill. He noticed when we drove to school that she came out every morning to get her paper in bare feet, so he decided she needed slippers. So then he had to go spy and decide how big her feet were. He hid in the bushes one Saturday, and decided she was a medium. We went to Kmart and bought warm slippers. He wrapped them up, and tagged it "merry Christmas from Santa. After dinner one evening, he slipped down to her house, and slid the package under her driveway gate. The next morning, we watched her waddle out to get the paper, pick up the present, and go inside. My son was all excited, and couldn't wait to see what would happen next. The next morning, as we drove off, there she was, out getting her paper--wearing the slippers. He was ecstatic. I had to remind him that NO ONE could ever know what he did, or he wouldn't be a Santa Over the years, he chose a good number of targets, always coming up with a unique present just for them. One year, he polished up his bike, put a new seat on it, and gave it to one of our friend's daughters. These people were and are very poor. We did ask the dad if it was ok The look on her face, when she saw the bike on the patio with a big bow on it, was almost as good as the look on my son's face When it came time for Son #2 to join the ranks, my oldest came along, and helpeo with the induction speech. They are both excellent gifters, by the way, and never felt that they had been lied to-because they were let in on the Secret of Beinga Santa ofmoonlightandthesun: libertarirynn: cunningcelt: hilarious-nefarious: Source This is bloody genius Love this. I’ve often thought about how to incorporate the magic of “Santa” with the real lessons in generosity as inspired by St. Nicholas. omg this is honestly such a sweet idea! Saving for future child.

ofmoonlightandthesun: libertarirynn: cunningcelt: hilarious-nefarious: Source This is bloody genius Love this. I’ve often thought a...

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