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Ass, Books, and Christmas: Actual Quotes from my Dad (An English Teacher) Dad: Why the hell did vou put a comma there? Dad: Do you even know what a participial phrase is? Dad: Omg. He's like my favorite character of all time Dad: Who should 1 dress up as for the movie premier? Dad: Hey are you awake? 1 know it's late, but you read Animal Farm, right? Yeah. 1 need you to read this report. 1 can't tell if I am just super tired or if this is actual bullshit. Dad: Alesha wouldn't be able to spell 'definitely' right if wrote it down for doesn't care. 1 hate her Dad: 1 need you to bake brownies. I lost a bet. her. She would fucking erase it and then write 'defiantly', because she Dad: Omg. You cannot ship me with Gilcher. You know 1 don't like tattoos and he's like twenty-five. And for Christ's sake, he teaches math. Dad: Omg. Gilcher said the funniest thing today Dad: Mrs. Ashworth and 1 have decided to start a band. It'll be called Great Expectations. Dad: It's like you didn't read the fucking book. Dad: Okay. So this week you're reading this book 1 stole from Mrs. Ashworth's. It's like sixty pages long, but you'll love it. Dad: "puts books on my bed for me to read everyday and demands that 1 read them* Dad: My son doesn't like reading. I have not only failed him, but society You aren't my son. Leave Dad: Okay. So you're getting books for Christmas. All of you. I get discounts on them since I'm a teacher, and since I'm a teacher, it's all 1 can afford, so ... Dad: Fucking standardized testing can go fuck itself in the ass. Dad:I have to teach for the required testing instead of what they really need to know Dad: Fuck the government Dad: Fuck the school board. Dad: Close the door Dad: Charles Dickens was so fucking pretentious, and 1 hate him, but he also caused change, but he's such a Dick. Ha, DICKens. Dad:I love puns. Dad: People who say sarcasm is the lowest form of humor are assholes Dad: Please shut up Dad: Catching Fire was the worst book but the best movie and that feels weird Dad: I wouldn't get so mad when you call me at school if you didn't change your ringtones to inappropriate rap music Dad: fucking hate Alesha. She asked what countries were apart of Austria-Hungary today and 1 almost told her to get out. Dad: You cannot visit my school in a dress that short. There are boys there Dad: Barbra Parks is fucking Queen. Dad: I need you to make me a good, relaxing playlist for silent reading. I'm too Dad: If1 have to watch two of my students grind on each other at one more dance, 1 will kill them both. Dad: They act like 1 care what they think. Dad: I hate homework. Dad: 1 have decided to become a politician. Dad: What's the one book with the guys and the one kills the other and the chick without a name who dies and the short angry man? Mouseman? Oh my fucking gosh. Of Mice and Men. I have failed. JAN VIA THISISANATATTACK "I TEACH SO MANY ALESHAS SO MANY 399a2NOTE An English teacher, uncensored
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Billboard, Fake, and Head: DELETE ALL YOUR SOCIAL MEDIA ACCOUNTS WARNS THE FOUNDING FATHER OF VIRTUAL REALITY imgflip.com In a new explosive interview, Silicon Valley tech pioneer and creator of the virtual reality 'avatar' Jaron Lanier tells people to delete your social media accounts due to the strong correlation between persistent social media usage and a dramatic societal rise in depression, anger, and anxiety that he says is the result of internet-induced modified forms of behavior. The warning comes in the wake of his new book which details how the creators of social media and the early engineers behind the internet "foolishly laid the foundations for global monopolies." Jaron Lanier is best known as a founding father of the field of virtual reality and throughout his polymath career has written extensively on human-computer interaction, including most recently in his book Ten Arguments for Deleting Your Social Media Accounts Right Now. Lanier explained in a recent UK Channel 4 interview: When you watch the television the television isn't watching you. When you see the billboard the billboard isn't seeing you... When you use these new designs — social media, search, YouTube — when you see these things, you're being observed constantly and algorithms are taking that information and changing what you see next. According to Lanier's bio, he coined the term 'Virtual Reality' (VR) and in the early 1980s founded VPL Research, the first company to sell VR products. In the late 1980s he led the team that developed the first implementations of multi-person virtual worlds using head mounted displays, as well as the first "avatars," and developed the first widely used software platform architecture for immersive virtual reality applications. As he defiantly asserts on his personal website, Lanier himself has "no social media accounts at all and all purported ones are fake." He's elsewhere said that most internet and social media pioneers in Silicon Valley "have regrets right now" after perfecting what is essentially mass human behavioral engineering and that that internet addiction is not only ruining people's lives but the political process as well. This is what I could call almost a stealthy addiction. It's a statistical addiction.

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Fire, Gif, and Phone: My hotel has a sitting area with no possible way to access it <p><a href="http://heresymaker.tumblr.com/post/173374226185/mattfrost9-pencil-rebagels-nickyvmlp" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">heresymaker</a>:</p><blockquote> <p><a href="http://mattfrost9.tumblr.com/post/173368584955/pencil-rebagels-nickyvmlp" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">mattfrost9</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="https://pencil-rebagels.tumblr.com/post/170789645641/nickyvmlp-randomjunkbloguniverse" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">pencil-rebagels</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://nickyvmlp.tumblr.com/post/170643626730/randomjunkbloguniverse-sunnysundown" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">nickyvmlp</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://randomjunkbloguniverse.tumblr.com/post/136930524501" target="_blank">randomjunkbloguniverse</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://sunnysundown.tumblr.com/post/136926845481" target="_blank">sunnysundown</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://thetallblacknerd.tumblr.com/post/136925657311" target="_blank">thetallblacknerd</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://chellzaintshit.tumblr.com/post/136922296793" target="_blank">chellzaintshit</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://weaintaboutshit.tumblr.com/post/136912549583" target="_blank">weaintaboutshit</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://superbrybread.tumblr.com/post/136866352410" target="_blank">superbrybread</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://pokemanaphy.tumblr.com/post/136836479516" target="_blank">pokemanaphy</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://stillhasabigego.tumblr.com/post/136814876667" target="_blank">stillhasabigego</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://guitaurenhero.tumblr.com/post/136805416431" target="_blank">guitaurenhero</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://therealfeedback.tumblr.com/post/136750453004" target="_blank">therealfeedback</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://salty-mcfly.tumblr.com/post/136750369382" target="_blank">salty-mcfly</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://termanal-velocity.tumblr.com/post/136749786955" target="_blank">termanal-velocity</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://strawberryr.tumblr.com/post/136749594651" target="_blank">strawberryr</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://delcat177.tumblr.com/post/136176480164" target="_blank">delcat177</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://professor-bats.tumblr.com/post/136176369985" target="_blank">professor-bats</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://kalasraven.tumblr.com/post/135329532619" target="_blank">kalasraven</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://knightsintodreams.tumblr.com/post/135317626485" target="_blank">knightsintodreams</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://acearoruby.tumblr.com/post/135091848501" target="_blank">acearoruby</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://sarakitten.tumblr.com/post/135067742921" target="_blank">sarakitten</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://realgirlsgaming.tumblr.com/post/132113456630" target="_blank">realgirlsgaming</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://azaleecalypso.tumblr.com/post/131334095107" target="_blank">azaleecalypso</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://touchyourblood.tumblr.com/post/131304828509" target="_blank">touchyourblood</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://thephilosophyofnope.tumblr.com/post/129745107562" target="_blank">thephilosophyofnope</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://bikwin5.tumblr.com/post/129124872826" target="_blank">bikwin5</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://jimthecitizen.tumblr.com/post/129117876728" target="_blank">jimthecitizen</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>that’s quitter’s talk</p> </blockquote> <p>you have to crouch and then press a to do a backflip</p> </blockquote> <p>use whirlwind sprint</p> </blockquote> <p>climb on the desk and double jump from there<br/></p> </blockquote> <p>hookshot to the ceilight lamp then move the pad back and forth to swing</p> </blockquote> <p>Hang onto the tiny ledge on either side and shimmy across.</p> </blockquote> <p>Fuckin triangle jump</p> </blockquote> <p>Wallrun and jump to it</p> </blockquote> <p>There’s a secret vine on the outside of the building that connects to the window and you open from there</p> </blockquote> <p>There’s defiantly a secret switch somewhere to allow you to cross. Go and break as many objects as possible until you find the button!!</p> </blockquote> <p>you’re just not thinking with portals. </p> </blockquote> <p>They intended to dummy it out, but you can still access it if you strafe into the corner at the right angle.  Doing this will bypass 3 nights of your stay and glitch out your room service to read 244 pizzas (the pizzas are actually infinite-use, the counter will not decrease).<br/></p> </blockquote> <p>Just go outside and punch the ground a couple times. Go back inside and build a noob tower up to the sitting area, it can’t be higher than 3, 4 blocks.</p> </blockquote> <p>jump and then hit control</p> </blockquote> <p>paint the entire wall and then just swim in the ink</p> </blockquote> <p>Get a rocket launcher and shoot your feet</p> </blockquote> <p>Build a remote-controlled sentry gun, aim at your feet while crouched, then fire the SECOND button.</p> </blockquote> <p>It’s for spiderman, when he visits on vacation.<br/></p> </blockquote> <p>Press the switch to activate the ring path, then light speed dash</p> <figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="372" data-orig-width="594"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/a4229de323d2c2395fdd0258ba17903e/tumblr_inline_o0lrswM7fO1s0dtdn_540.jpg" data-orig-height="372" data-orig-width="594"/></figure></blockquote> <p>Wavedash off the ledge, jump and DI towards the chandelier, Z-Cancel the landing, then wavedash into shield onto the balcony.</p> </blockquote> <p>Kill all the enemies in the hotel and when you go back to the lobby a ladder will have appeared yo climb up there. </p> <p>There’s a heart container and a 300 rupee chest up there</p> </blockquote> <p>No, there’s moveable crates on the other side of the room, just press and hold square to lock on to them and push them by the wall so you can jump up</p> </blockquote> <p>You moved the block too early and now you gotta use the other save to finish the water temple</p> </blockquote> <p>Modern gamer: Wait for the hotfix </p> </blockquote> <p>Jump and press start repeatingly!</p> </blockquote> <p>For the longest glides, press the X button at the top of your jump.</p> </blockquote> <figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="637" data-orig-width="1132"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/16a6816af1b633c408a3fbbffc76a300/tumblr_inline_p411poGlJ41r8dd77_540.png" data-orig-height="637" data-orig-width="1132"/></figure><figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="637" data-orig-width="1132"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/d96cd8eb1d7a0c21fb9ae63245bc2b3b/tumblr_inline_p411ppfaer1r8dd77_540.png" data-orig-height="637" data-orig-width="1132"/></figure><figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="637" data-orig-width="1132"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/4162036a35c968ed1cfce1996737cd91/tumblr_inline_p411pstsNo1r8dd77_540.png" data-orig-height="637" data-orig-width="1132"/></figure><figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="637" data-orig-width="1132"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/9b5684204043e17fdb93c5c18d7a4b86/tumblr_inline_p411pvyl5y1r8dd77_540.png" data-orig-height="637" data-orig-width="1132"/></figure><figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="637" data-orig-width="1132"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/0190b5e88668d46d34185ed2e9056a11/tumblr_inline_p411qe9MWF1r8dd77_540.png" data-orig-height="637" data-orig-width="1132"/></figure><figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="637" data-orig-width="1132"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/83df7394f243f14fa07db96f50c13eb1/tumblr_inline_p411rjAR7c1r8dd77_540.png" data-orig-height="637" data-orig-width="1132"/></figure><figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="637" data-orig-width="1132"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/a49d0df53998358a408becdfc247bb25/tumblr_inline_p411rk5bFh1r8dd77_540.png" data-orig-height="637" data-orig-width="1132"/></figure></blockquote> <figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="278" data-orig-width="500" data-tumblr-attribution="deejaybox:lHYs5gpyNfWFidWRc5fUbQ:ZeSMgusDg9lP"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/76f97706e8cc5b0659ff9da120bb5fcf/tumblr_mri525Hqz91rcqmk0o1_500.gif" data-orig-height="278" data-orig-width="500"/></figure></blockquote> <p>Dialing 5501436 in the lobby phone will disable clipping. Just make sure to only do this if this isn’t a protected hotel, or if you have the mod/admin aproval. </p> </blockquote> <p>Need to defeat Vah Madoh and obtain Revali&rsquo;s Gale first</p>
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Abc, cnn.com, and Donald Trump: Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump And the FAKE NEWS winners are. PresidentTrump has released the list of winners for his “Fake News Awards” and are as follows: 1. The New York Times’ Paul Krugman claimed on the day of President Trump’s historic, landslide victory that the economy would never recover. 2. ABC News’ Brian Ross CHOKES and sends markets in a downward spiral with false report. 3. CNN FALSELY reported that candidate Donald Trump and his son Donald J. Trump, Jr. had access to hacked documents from WikiLeaks. 4. TIME FALSELY reported that President Trump removed a bust of Martin Luther King, Jr. from the Oval Office. 5. Washington Post FALSELY reported the President’s massive sold-out rally in Pensacola, Florida was empty. Dishonest reporter showed picture of empty arena HOURS before crowd started pouring in. 6. CNN FALSELY edited a video to make it appear President Trump defiantly overfed fish during a visit with the Japanese prime minister. Japanese prime minister actually led the way with the feeding. 7. CNN FALSELY reported about Anthony Scaramucci’s meeting with a Russian, but retracted it due to a “significant breakdown in process.” 8. Newsweek FALSELY reported that Polish First Lady Agata Kornhauser-Duda did not shake President Trump’s hand. 9. CNN FALSELY reported that former FBI Director James Comey would dispute President Trump’s claim that he was told he is not under investigation. 10. The New York Times FALSELY claimed on the front page that the Trump administration had hidden a climate report. 11. And last, but not least: “RUSSIA COLLUSION!” Russian collusion is perhaps the greatest hoax perpetrated on the American people. THERE IS NO COLLUSION! 🇺🇸 WSHH

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Being Alone, Comfortable, and Energy: had teachers laugh in my face when I told them I wanted to chase my dream of being an artist and now I can send them this... Artists play a special role in society. . Part of the reason artist Terrance Vann has been successful comes from his defiant attitude and the understanding that the role of the artist is no less important then that of a judge or politician. . "I had teachers laugh in my face when I told them I wanted to chase my dream of being an artist and now I can send them this," he wrote on Twitter. . Terrance, who describes his work as Afro Surrealism, believes the power of the artist can shift the energy of many and has seen this in response to his own work. . It is important for him to depict the world in an accurate way while still providing metaphors for people who follow his work. . Terrance’s success may seem to have come about with ease, but there has without a doubt been some scary encounters along the way. . One of the most life changing decisions he has made was leaving his job to pursue his passion full–time. Reflecting upon this he says: “If my job had provided a much more comfortable lifestyle for me, I’m not sure I would have left.” . He is inspired to continue because he doesn’t want people to lose their originality in the industry and does so by surrounding himself with positive and creative thinkers. . He says: "If you are around like-minded people you will never be alone.” . Terrence actively participates in charity events, and consistently does live paintings while managing a schedule of art shows consistently and all his own. . @terranceism 👑 . Words @delawareblackcom

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Fire, Being Salty, and Target: My hotel has a sitting area with no possible way to access it randomjunkbloguniverse: sunnysundown: thetallblacknerd: chellzaintshit: weaintaboutshit: superbrybread: pokemanaphy: stillhasabigego: guitaurenhero: therealfeedback: salty-mcfly: termanal-velocity: strawberryr: delcat177: professor-bats: kalasraven: knightsintodreams: acearoruby: sarakitten: realgirlsgaming: azaleecalypso: touchyourblood: thephilosophyofnope: bikwin5: jimthecitizen: that’s quitter’s talk you have to crouch and then press a to do a backflip use whirlwind sprint climb on the desk and double jump from there hookshot to the ceilight lamp then move the pad back and forth to swing Hang onto the tiny ledge on either side and shimmy across. Fuckin triangle jump Wallrun and jump to it There’s a secret vine on the outside of the building that connects to the window and you open from there There’s defiantly a secret switch somewhere to allow you to cross. Go and break as many objects as possible until you find the button!! you’re just not thinking with portals. They intended to dummy it out, but you can still access it if you strafe into the corner at the right angle.  Doing this will bypass 3 nights of your stay and glitch out your room service to read 244 pizzas (the pizzas are actually infinite-use, the counter will not decrease). Just go outside and punch the ground a couple times. Go back inside and build a noob tower up to the sitting area, it can’t be higher than 3, 4 blocks. jump and then hit control paint the entire wall and then just swim in the ink Get a rocket launcher and shoot your feet Build a remote-controlled sentry gun, aim at your feet while crouched, then fire the SECOND button. It’s for spiderman, when he visits on vacation. Press the switch to activate the ring path, then light speed dash Wavedash off the ledge, jump and DI towards the chandelier, Z-Cancel the landing, then wavedash into shield onto the balcony. Kill all the enemies in the hotel and when you go back to the lobby a ladder will have appeared yo climb up there. There’s a heart container and a 300 rupee chest up there No, there’s moveable crates on the other side of the room, just press and hold square to lock on to them and push them by the wall so you can jump up You moved the block too early and now you gotta use the other save to finish the water temple Modern gamer: Wait for the hotfix  Jump and press start repeatingly! just fly
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Apparently, Jail, and Marriage: <p><a href="http://priceofliberty.tumblr.com/post/128331658528/rtrixie-priceofliberty-breakingnews-the" class="tumblr_blog">priceofliberty</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://rtrixie.tumblr.com/post/128331124274">rtrixie</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://priceofliberty.tumblr.com/post/128330960493">priceofliberty</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://breakingnews.tumblr.com/post/128329736266">breakingnews</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://www.courier-journal.com/">The Courier-Journal:</a> With Kentucky clerk Kim Davis remaining defiantly in jail, her office has issued a marriage license to a gay couple for the first time. <br/><br/><a href="https://www.breakingnews.com/topic/kentucky-same-sex-marriage/">Follow updates on this story with Breaking News.</a><br/><br/>Photo: Mike Wynn/Twitter<br/></p> </blockquote> <h2>We jailed a woman so we could replace her with someone else, what happens next will warm your heart</h2> </blockquote> <p>What exactly warranted jailing her, though? Her actions are grounds for firing her, but that’s about it.<br/></p> </blockquote> <p>Apparently she can’t be fired through the normal process because she was elected to her position. Removing her requires a convening of the Kentucky state legislature, which won’t happen until January (??? wat) and the arrest is for failure to obey a court order instructing her to issue the licenses. </p><p>It’s still wrong that jail is supposedly the only option, but clearly they can replace her duties and responsibilities once she is out of the picture, as demonstrated above. Why not just send her home without pay? Though maybe her position is ‘protected’ from such a thing (not jail, though).</p></blockquote> <p>Jail wasn&rsquo;t her only option. She was given the option to get out of jail if she simply agreed not to interfere with the other clerks, but she refused. She&rsquo;s only in jail because she chooses to be. If your government official your job is to uphold the law. If you feel you can no longer do that in good conscience, you step down. If you refuse to step down and refuse to do with the judge tells you and refuse any other option given to you, you go to jail. I&rsquo;ll be the first to admit that there are some messed up situations with some serious violation of the First Amendment rights, but this just plain is not one of them.</p>

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