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<p>El futuro muy lejano, totalmente “predecido”. Indispensable verlo <a href="https://image.ibb.co/hJv5uS/1490543088002_0.png">aquí, en grande</a>.</p>: Timeline of the Far Future earth heavens size magnitude of event Buildings decayed Most words extinct day word wil have survived ce sheet completely mebed 6 metres higher 1000 New North Star Gamma Cephel replaces Polaris 1000 Carbon Dioxide released before 2100 New NorthStar #2 lota Cephei wins the top spot Mayan endtimes (again) Rough length of the Earth's axial tilt reversed Islamic & Gregorian calendars TEN THOUSANO YEARS Chernobyl finally safe Arecibo message KEO time capsule Lake Erie capacity to carry a fourpage messge 296,000 brightest star in the nght sky 500,000 New ice age Earth kely to have been hit day's reactors will finally be off a new global teeze glass created to dabe wa have finually degraded 50.000 exist. Everything ese gone Galactic near miss about L1 light years trom the 5,000,000 Aqulae system 125 light years from Earth have weakened to the 7200,000 Mount Rushmore eroded 8400000 LAGEOS re-entry The utellite's orbits 10,000.000 Red Sea flooded, dividing Star T Pyaidt 3.260 light years away 50,000,000 50,000,000 50.000.000 Antarctica ice meltGalactik empire aking sea levels by 75mgalaxy could be ange similar to the Himalayas 60000000 Australia and Indonesia merge effects of gravity lang periods, making orbits chaoto Atlantic ocean moving back together untbil All continents fused 600 000.000 Total solar eclpses impossible End of C3 photosynthesis way from Earthfor 1000,000,000 Game over, man End of multicellular life The Sun's luminosity inceases 10% Earthi's surface 300,000,000 End of most cellular life the poles, alowing simple lide End of Earth's magnetic field 3,500000.000 Earth like Venus dentical (read very nasty) 2800 000,000 The end of life 000,000,.000 feld mears no profection temperature its 147C All ife des-seeya 5,400000.000 Sun's hydrogen exhausted Mlomeda galany 7,900,000,000 Sun hits max radius TEN BLLION YEARS Sun white dwarf 256 times Venus and maybe Earth destroyed Becomes a carbon-oxygen 4,400,000,000 ms Sun-black dwarf 0.000,000,000 The Big Rip Local group merge Cosmic microwave background merge. The Big Bang cools from 20C tonear 1.000.000,000,000 Local group finishes merging End of star formation EN TRILION YEARS End of star formation 110,000,000.000,000 Star's Fuel Exhausted The only objects left are remnants white dearh, neutron stars, and black holes 100,000,000,000,000.000,000 Earth dies years Earth's obit have finaly decayed and it will plunge into the sun Knowledge is Beautiful Design &Concept: David McCandless&Paul Butt vLD7 April 205 sources NASA, Dutch (2006L Ancher & Bovkin 0os, Petsdam Iestitute, Britannica, Nature, The Geological Society, designe Fabio Bergamaschi Bobylev (2010), Scientic net <p>El futuro muy lejano, totalmente “predecido”. Indispensable verlo <a href="https://image.ibb.co/hJv5uS/1490543088002_0.png">aquí, en grande</a>.</p>

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Because shes the: 5/2/2018 There I was, enjoying a night filled with libations, good conversation, and merriment when it all came grinding to a halt thanks to a "wolf in waitress' clothing." Being a poor student, yet feeling magnanimous, I decided to pay for my table's drinks. I sacrificed a small animal, and lo and behold a demon appeared. With fiery red hair, and a scowl to match, she told me she'd be happy to fetch the bill. She said her name was Melissa--l assume this was her human" name, since revealing her true form would surely destroy the entire establishment. I paid the bill with my debit card and fearing that my funds were running low, I left a 10 percent tip on the bill (just drinks mind you). Before l could leave the rest of the tip in cash, the check was snatched by her talons, and in a blaze she was gone Moments later, I felt the icy touch of death on my back, with the words "was there something wrong with the service?" spoken through forked tongue, sending a chill up my spine Apologetically, I began to explain that everything was fine and hurriedly fumbled through my wallet for a greater offering to the beast. Ashamed, I left the required (apparently) cash on the table, taking the tip to about 18 percent. Wanting to make a quick getaway lest I receive another dirty look, I gathered my party (about 4 people each of whom tipped tipped to compensate my portion) and we began to exit. On my way out the door, Melissa felt the need to announce to the entire building that "that guy only left a 10 percent tip!" Defeated, degraded, and emasculated I left her lair and called the manager the next day. He told me that "this is really an issue for the owner" and never called me back. Overall, summit gets 5 stars for location, board games, and food My waitress, however, gets 1 star and can go eat a fart. Was this review...? UsefulFunnyCool Because shes the

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theonion:WASHINGTON—Saying the CNN town hall debate had left him sexually aroused in a way he hadn’t experienced since his failed 2016 presidential run, Florida senator Marco Rubio admitted Friday that he was still rock-hard a couple days after being publicly humiliated on the national stage. “Oh, fuck yes, I had forgotten how good it hurts to be degraded on live television for everyone to see,” said Rubio, noting that the Parkland shooting survivors taking him to task for his complicity combined with the booing crowd gave him a raging erection more turgid than the one he had when Chris Christie totally destroyed him during a republican debate two years ago. “It was so intense when those town hall participants asked me to stop accepting donations from the NRA and I just squirmed around like the naughty boy I am. Then when Jake Tapper told everyone to settle down, I just about creamed my pants right there on stage. Mmm, I bet Americans are so disgusted with me. Jesus, I think I’m gonna blow a load.” Rubio added that if the survivors don’t stop roasting on Twitter soon, he would have to visit a doctor for his aching cock.: Marco Rubio Still Rock-Hard Days After Being Publicly Humiliated On National Stage (g theonion:WASHINGTON—Saying the CNN town hall debate had left him sexually aroused in a way he hadn’t experienced since his failed 2016 presidential run, Florida senator Marco Rubio admitted Friday that he was still rock-hard a couple days after being publicly humiliated on the national stage. “Oh, fuck yes, I had forgotten how good it hurts to be degraded on live television for everyone to see,” said Rubio, noting that the Parkland shooting survivors taking him to task for his complicity combined with the booing crowd gave him a raging erection more turgid than the one he had when Chris Christie totally destroyed him during a republican debate two years ago. “It was so intense when those town hall participants asked me to stop accepting donations from the NRA and I just squirmed around like the naughty boy I am. Then when Jake Tapper told everyone to settle down, I just about creamed my pants right there on stage. Mmm, I bet Americans are so disgusted with me. Jesus, I think I’m gonna blow a load.” Rubio added that if the survivors don’t stop roasting on Twitter soon, he would have to visit a doctor for his aching cock.
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rhamiel: sassy-tail: holy dicks, that’s useful y e sssss : Emotions Vocabulary for Writers Emotions - Feelings Word Vocabulary Intensity Ha Scare ConfuS ecstatic crushed sorrowful uncared for betraved worthless enaged abused exploited afraid fuming patronized [dread spiteful appalled desperate cnstricted bewildered energized ejcted enthusiastic depressed wounded furious excited exuberant disgraced condemned hostile jubilant directionless flustered stagnant devastated burdened hateful rantic intimidated panic drained exhausted deserted demoralized lhumiliated throttled horrified Strong marvelous helpless terrific incensed distraught outraged pissed o vindictive loverwhelmed hopeless empty grievous rebellious rejected errible unloved unwanted pitif discarded ashamed despised disappointed degraded controlled eated axed miserable seething mournful trangled vengeful shocked terrified tormented admired abandoned agitated alienated aggravated alarmed anguished apprehensive awkward ambivalent annoyed amused appreciated |discouraged deprived assured disorganized disgusted coerced defensive doubt disheartened disturbed exasperated deceived guarded disillusioned drained dismal foggy hesitant misunderstood perplexed puzzled frustrated dominated insecure harassed provoked shaken infantilized irritated offended peeved resentful ridiculed smothered confident delighted determined ldistressed slighted encouraged inadequate wasted fulfilled grateful gratified oyful justified optimistic resigned stunned suspicious troubled tense threatened uneasy lonel gle slighted unappreciated relieved resolved respected valued content flattered fortunate apathetic bothered dismaved displeased tolerant uptight anxious concerned distracted deflated disenchanted surprised uncertain uncomfortable impatient nervous perplexed undecided reluctant la wea good peaceful pleased relaxed unsettled unsure unsure rhamiel: sassy-tail: holy dicks, that’s useful y e sssss
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a-writers-littlethings: TAKE YOUR PICK! EMBRACE AN EMOTION AND WRITE IT OUT. SUBMIT IT TO US. ALL SUBMISSIONS WILL BE QUEUED UP TO BE POSTED WITHIN THE REST OF THE WEEK! : Emotions Vocabulary for Writers Emotions - Feelings Word Vocabulary Intensity Ha Scare ConfuS ecstatic crushed sorrowful uncared for betraved worthless enaged abused exploited afraid fuming patronized [dread spiteful appalled desperate cnstricted bewildered energized ejcted enthusiastic depressed wounded furious excited exuberant disgraced condemned hostile jubilant directionless flustered stagnant devastated burdened hateful rantic intimidated panic drained exhausted deserted demoralized lhumiliated throttled horrified Strong marvelous helpless terrific incensed distraught outraged pissed o vindictive loverwhelmed hopeless empty grievous rebellious rejected errible unloved unwanted pitif discarded ashamed despised disappointed degraded controlled eated axed miserable seething mournful trangled vengeful shocked terrified tormented admired abandoned agitated alienated aggravated alarmed anguished apprehensive awkward ambivalent annoyed amused appreciated |discouraged deprived assured disorganized disgusted coerced defensive doubt disheartened disturbed exasperated deceived guarded disillusioned drained dismal foggy hesitant misunderstood perplexed puzzled frustrated dominated insecure harassed provoked shaken infantilized irritated offended peeved resentful ridiculed smothered confident delighted determined ldistressed slighted encouraged inadequate wasted fulfilled grateful gratified oyful justified optimistic resigned stunned suspicious troubled tense threatened uneasy lonel gle slighted unappreciated relieved resolved respected valued content flattered fortunate apathetic bothered dismaved displeased tolerant uptight anxious concerned distracted deflated disenchanted surprised uncertain uncomfortable impatient nervous perplexed undecided reluctant la wea good peaceful pleased relaxed unsettled unsure unsure a-writers-littlethings: TAKE YOUR PICK! EMBRACE AN EMOTION AND WRITE IT OUT. SUBMIT IT TO US. ALL SUBMISSIONS WILL BE QUEUED UP TO BE POSTED WITHIN THE REST OF THE WEEK!

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