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Men the universe was created in balance. Harmony. Men were given a degree of strength over women. To even the universe out, God gave women a degree of intellect over men. IDGAF if u Neil Degrassi Tyson or Bill Nye even they can't compete with a woman who got a hunch that something is up. Like u text yo girl a heart eyes emoji (๐Ÿ˜) and she gon reply 17 minutes later like "is everything ok? I ask because you usually send me a kissy emoji (๐Ÿ˜˜) but this morning I got heart eyes (๐Ÿ˜). Listen - if we need a break we can do that - I'm not saying you're asking for a break - I'm just sensing a vibe - I'll tell you what - you tell me if we need a break - go ahead and reflect on it - I'm busy the rest of the day, and tomorrow is a bit hectic - maybe we'll talk about it Tuesday. Enjoy the rest of your weekend." SHE JUST PUT YOUR EXISTENCE ON HOLD UNTIL TUESDAY DOG. THAT'S WTF SHE JUST DID. BOYYYYYY YOU BETTER GET THEM EMOJI'S RIGHT NEXT TIME ... OR JUST STICK TO THE LETTER KEYBOARD ... MATTER FACT TEXTING AINT FOR U DOG, TRY CALLING ... EITHER WAY, YALL BE EASY NOW ... BLESS UP ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚: She's waiting to take a bath cause she loves them @DrSmashlove Men the universe was created in balance. Harmony. Men were given a degree of strength over women. To even the universe out, God gave women a degree of intellect over men. IDGAF if u Neil Degrassi Tyson or Bill Nye even they can't compete with a woman who got a hunch that something is up. Like u text yo girl a heart eyes emoji (๐Ÿ˜) and she gon reply 17 minutes later like "is everything ok? I ask because you usually send me a kissy emoji (๐Ÿ˜˜) but this morning I got heart eyes (๐Ÿ˜). Listen - if we need a break we can do that - I'm not saying you're asking for a break - I'm just sensing a vibe - I'll tell you what - you tell me if we need a break - go ahead and reflect on it - I'm busy the rest of the day, and tomorrow is a bit hectic - maybe we'll talk about it Tuesday. Enjoy the rest of your weekend." SHE JUST PUT YOUR EXISTENCE ON HOLD UNTIL TUESDAY DOG. THAT'S WTF SHE JUST DID. BOYYYYYY YOU BETTER GET THEM EMOJI'S RIGHT NEXT TIME ... OR JUST STICK TO THE LETTER KEYBOARD ... MATTER FACT TEXTING AINT FOR U DOG, TRY CALLING ... EITHER WAY, YALL BE EASY NOW ... BLESS UP ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

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**( Old but gold ) My friend Gerald and I was heading to a new park in a different hood to ball. The park be packed on Father's Day. It be full of angry ballers full of resentment cause their fathers didn't return from that 18+ year Walmart trip. I was one of them. I should have known this was no regular park when all the nets on the rims are ripped up like some yeezy season merchandise. I pull up to the sideline to ask who had next when I see a nigga standing under the rim while the game in motion rolling a blunt. How you rolling up a backwood and grabbing boards like Tristan Thompson? We had next. We finally get on the court and im ready to chef. First play of the game they run a pick and roll and Gerald gets switched on the nice dude with the blunt. I try to be a good teammate and tell Gerald he got it on lock. I seen homie hit the blunt while sizing up Gerald. That's so disrespectful. Gerald looked like he was on skates. That's when we heard clear out with a cocky smirk like he was Vegeta or some shit. I knew this was trouble. Homie Gerald got mixed like a cup of codeine. Ankles look like a disformed chicken wing. I slide over and send help and met my fait. This niqqa was propelled by the pain and suffering of child support and flew in with his knee out flushed a tomahawk on my head. It look like them fake 2k9 lebron dunks. Kneed me right in my nuts. I was fucked ho the rest of the game. I couldn't hit a shot. I had more bricks than El Chapo. Jimmy from Degrassi has a better chance of walking again than Gerald. I didn't expect to go against DRAYMOND and get hit in my nuts. Nothing been the same fam. There's no reason why I gotta do a fadeaway to take a piss. Gerald owe that nigga a Father's Day card.: When your man gets the ball up top and says "Ayo Clear out!" OH NEPTUNE **( Old but gold ) My friend Gerald and I was heading to a new park in a different hood to ball. The park be packed on Father's Day. It be full of angry ballers full of resentment cause their fathers didn't return from that 18+ year Walmart trip. I was one of them. I should have known this was no regular park when all the nets on the rims are ripped up like some yeezy season merchandise. I pull up to the sideline to ask who had next when I see a nigga standing under the rim while the game in motion rolling a blunt. How you rolling up a backwood and grabbing boards like Tristan Thompson? We had next. We finally get on the court and im ready to chef. First play of the game they run a pick and roll and Gerald gets switched on the nice dude with the blunt. I try to be a good teammate and tell Gerald he got it on lock. I seen homie hit the blunt while sizing up Gerald. That's so disrespectful. Gerald looked like he was on skates. That's when we heard clear out with a cocky smirk like he was Vegeta or some shit. I knew this was trouble. Homie Gerald got mixed like a cup of codeine. Ankles look like a disformed chicken wing. I slide over and send help and met my fait. This niqqa was propelled by the pain and suffering of child support and flew in with his knee out flushed a tomahawk on my head. It look like them fake 2k9 lebron dunks. Kneed me right in my nuts. I was fucked ho the rest of the game. I couldn't hit a shot. I had more bricks than El Chapo. Jimmy from Degrassi has a better chance of walking again than Gerald. I didn't expect to go against DRAYMOND and get hit in my nuts. Nothing been the same fam. There's no reason why I gotta do a fadeaway to take a piss. Gerald owe that nigga a Father's Day card.
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<h2>TV Shows</h2><p><b>Week Ending January 9th, 2017</b></p><ol><li><a href="http://www.tumblr.com/search/sherlock">Sherlock</a></li> <li><a href="http://www.tumblr.com/search/steven%20universe">Steven Universe</a>ย <i>+2</i></li> <li><a href="http://www.tumblr.com/search/miraculous%20ladybug">Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug and Cat Noir</a>ย <i><i>โˆ’1</i></i></li> <li><a href="http://www.tumblr.com/search/voltron">Voltron: Legendary Defender</a>ย <i>+1</i></li> <li><a href="http://www.tumblr.com/search/skam">Skam</a>ย <i><i>โˆ’2</i></i></li> <li><a href="http://www.tumblr.com/search/shadowhunters">Shadowhunters</a>ย <i>+1</i></li> <li><a href="http://www.tumblr.com/search/golden%20globes"><b>2017 Golden Globes</b></a></li> <li><a href="http://www.tumblr.com/search/supernatural">Supernatural</a>ย <i><i>โˆ’2</i></i></li> <li><a href="http://www.tumblr.com/search/supergirl">Supergirl</a></li> <li><a href="http://www.tumblr.com/search/teen%20wolf">Teen Wolf</a>ย <i>+7</i></li> <li><a href="http://www.tumblr.com/search/brooklyn%20nine%20nine">Brooklyn Nine-Nine</a>ย </li> <li><a href="http://www.tumblr.com/search/star%20vs%20the%20forces%20of%20evil">Star vs. the Forces of Evil</a>ย <i><i>โˆ’2</i></i></li> <li><a href="http://www.tumblr.com/search/stranger%20things">Stranger Things</a><i>ย +1</i></li> <li><a href="http://www.tumblr.com/search/girl%20meets%20world"><b>Girl Meets World</b></a></li> <li><a href="http://www.tumblr.com/search/lazytown">LazyTown</a>ย <i><i>โˆ’3</i></i></li> <li><a href="http://www.tumblr.com/search/sense8">Sense8</a>ย <i><i>โˆ’8</i></i></li> <li><a href="http://www.tumblr.com/search/goblin">Goblin</a>ย <i><i>โˆ’2</i></i></li> <li><a href="http://www.tumblr.com/search/gravity%20falls">Gravity Falls</a>ย <i>+1</i></li> <li><a href="http://www.tumblr.com/search/degrassi"><b>Degrassi: Next Class</b></a></li> <li><a href="http://www.tumblr.com/search/the%20walking%20dead">The Walking Dead</a>ย <i><i>โˆ’4</i></i></li></ol><p><i>The number in italics indicates how many spots a title moved up or down from the previous week. Bolded titles werenโ€™t on the list last week.</i></p>: FANDOMETRICS LEVIS TELEV LE SION TLLEVISIO LEV <h2>TV Shows</h2><p><b>Week Ending January 9th, 2017</b></p><ol><li><a href="http://www.tumblr.com/search/sherlock">Sherlock</a></li> <li><a href="http://www.tumblr.com/search/steven%20universe">Steven Universe</a>ย <i>+2</i></li> <li><a href="http://www.tumblr.com/search/miraculous%20ladybug">Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug and Cat Noir</a>ย <i><i>โˆ’1</i></i></li> <li><a href="http://www.tumblr.com/search/voltron">Voltron: Legendary Defender</a>ย <i>+1</i></li> <li><a href="http://www.tumblr.com/search/skam">Skam</a>ย <i><i>โˆ’2</i></i></li> <li><a href="http://www.tumblr.com/search/shadowhunters">Shadowhunters</a>ย <i>+1</i></li> <li><a href="http://www.tumblr.com/search/golden%20globes"><b>2017 Golden Globes</b></a></li> <li><a href="http://www.tumblr.com/search/supernatural">Supernatural</a>ย <i><i>โˆ’2</i></i></li> <li><a href="http://www.tumblr.com/search/supergirl">Supergirl</a></li> <li><a href="http://www.tumblr.com/search/teen%20wolf">Teen Wolf</a>ย <i>+7</i></li> <li><a href="http://www.tumblr.com/search/brooklyn%20nine%20nine">Brooklyn Nine-Nine</a>ย </li> <li><a href="http://www.tumblr.com/search/star%20vs%20the%20forces%20of%20evil">Star vs. the Forces of Evil</a>ย <i><i>โˆ’2</i></i></li> <li><a href="http://www.tumblr.com/search/stranger%20things">Stranger Things</a><i>ย +1</i></li> <li><a href="http://www.tumblr.com/search/girl%20meets%20world"><b>Girl Meets World</b></a></li> <li><a href="http://www.tumblr.com/search/lazytown">LazyTown</a>ย <i><i>โˆ’3</i></i></li> <li><a href="http://www.tumblr.com/search/sense8">Sense8</a>ย <i><i>โˆ’8</i></i></li> <li><a href="http://www.tumblr.com/search/goblin">Goblin</a>ย <i><i>โˆ’2</i></i></li> <li><a href="http://www.tumblr.com/search/gravity%20falls">Gravity Falls</a>ย <i>+1</i></li> <li><a href="http://www.tumblr.com/search/degrassi"><b>Degrassi: Next Class</b></a></li> <li><a href="http://www.tumblr.com/search/the%20walking%20dead">The Walking Dead</a>ย <i><i>โˆ’4</i></i></li></ol><p><i>The number in italics indicates how many spots a title moved up or down from the previous week. Bolded titles werenโ€™t on the list last week.</i></p>
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After this year's VMAs, it was hard not to root for Aubrih. After all, Drake said he'd been in love with Rihanna since he was a tiny baby rapper fresh off Degrassi, and who could blame him? Then they got matching shark tattoos, and the deal appeared to be sealed. Of course, true love is often fleeting, and the on-again off-again relationship soon flipped its switch back to "off." But that's OK, because Drake is kissing Jennifer Lopez now. The newly minted possible couple won Prom King and Prom Queen at some kind of prom-themed party, because honestly who else is going to win Prom King and Queen when Drake and J.Lo are in attendance? But can we talk about how happy Drake looks in his crown? And how stoked J.Lo is to be with him? by Sasha Geffen: DRAKE AND JENNIFER LOPEZ GOT CAUGHT SMOOCHING AT SOME KIND OF PROM FOR NEWS RICH PEOPLE After this year's VMAs, it was hard not to root for Aubrih. After all, Drake said he'd been in love with Rihanna since he was a tiny baby rapper fresh off Degrassi, and who could blame him? Then they got matching shark tattoos, and the deal appeared to be sealed. Of course, true love is often fleeting, and the on-again off-again relationship soon flipped its switch back to "off." But that's OK, because Drake is kissing Jennifer Lopez now. The newly minted possible couple won Prom King and Prom Queen at some kind of prom-themed party, because honestly who else is going to win Prom King and Queen when Drake and J.Lo are in attendance? But can we talk about how happy Drake looks in his crown? And how stoked J.Lo is to be with him? by Sasha Geffen

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Long story shortomg-humor.tumblr.com: no: hOodrich: to put a long story short, I was trying to kill time and I'm walking thru times sq (gross) and I walked by the church of Scientology and they were giving free personality tests so I'm like 'this is going 2 b so funny' and I go in, and everyone looks at me and they're all like following me w their eyes like it was SCARY. and they sit me down (there's triangles everywhere it looked like some illuminati hq) and I'm taking this test that's like 200 q's that are asking the same 6 questions with weird wording and I hear the lady on the phone behind me 'hi this is Beth from the church, you haven't called back... I'm worried, it's crucial to ur growth that you contact us, you need to call us I can't emphasize it enough, you will not recover if you don't call us, we need you to call immediately. thank you xoxo Scientology and I'm like damn she's mad thirsty... anyways. I finish and this other woman takes me upstairs and leads me into this 4x3 ft room and there's 8 chairs and a projector and I sit down and it's DARK and she's like 'do u know dianetics ' and I'm like kinesthetics? like excercise?anyway so I'm sitting in this HOT ASS little room and I'm like... it's so dark.. and so hot... they're pumping some sort of gas in here to brainwash me I feel woozy... the walls are closing in... jk, but this video has the production value of a middle school sex Ed movie with acting skills that would make degrassi look Oscar worthy. I'm in there alone for like 20 minutes and I'm CRYING from laughing like I felt crazy. also there was no knob on the inside ski was ready for the chair to strap down my wrists or for a trap door to open and me to fall thru. finally she opens the door and she's like time 2 evaluate I'm ready to kartwheel over her and jump out the window to escape bc it was TOO MUCH. too much . I'm like '1 have work in 20 minutes I need to go' and it's like everyone in the building heard me bc they all cocked their heads and looked at me. I was ready to fight EVERYBODY, me vs. the church. so she takkes me down stairs and this lady starts showing me this chart and she's like hmm interesting... and we get to talking and she's like I like you I'm not supposed to say that tho' and I was like o.and she's telling me how my depression and nervousness levels are so low they're off the chart..and she's like 'let me read ur trait descriptions' and she starts going OFF. she's like 'ur untrustworthy, unreliable, extremely unstable, ur ugly, ur timbs are dusty...' l'm jk about the last two but she's like RIPPING THE HAIR OUT MY HEAD, I was so ready to cal my mom and be like 'I need to you come fight this woman.' so I'm sitting there acting mad intrigued like hmmm... I didn't know I was such a garbage bag of a human thank u for telling me! and she's basically like if u don't take these 3 $100 classes and buy this $25 book you're not going to get better and if you don't get better you'll die' and I'm like LISTEN. I need to leave and she's like you didn't give a last name or phone number and I had my phone in my hand with 911 already dialed so I couldn't lie and say I didn't have one.. I was like 'l don't like phone calls' and I went to like run out and everyone's FOLOOWING ME with their eyes I was rEADY TO FIGHt li razy 88's WITHOUT the om RUNNING and mile per hour awa you coming back' *picture a pai ng a me ud of dust left i me screaming t op of my lungs ime SCI ogl sts I did ng story short" c Long story shortomg-humor.tumblr.com
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<h2>TV Shows</h2><p><b>Week Ending August 10th, 2015</b></p><ol><li><a href="http://www.tumblr.com/search/steven%20universe">Steven Universe</a></li> <li><a href="http://www.tumblr.com/search/bb17">Big Brother 17</a>ย <i>+1</i></li> <li><a href="http://www.tumblr.com/search/teen%20wolf">Teen Wolf</a>ย <i>โˆ’1</i></li> <li><a href="http://www.tumblr.com/search/pretty%20little%20liars">Pretty Little Liars</a></li> <li><a href="http://www.tumblr.com/search/gravity%20falls">Gravity Falls</a></li> <li><a href="http://www.tumblr.com/search/supernatural">Supernatural</a></li> <li><a href="http://www.tumblr.com/search/we%20bare%20bears">We Bare Bears</a>ย <i>+11</i></li> <li><a href="http://www.tumblr.com/search/parks%20and%20recreation">Parks and Recreation</a>ย </li> <li><a href="http://www.tumblr.com/search/hannibal">Hannibal</a>ย <i>โˆ’2</i></li> <li><a href="http://www.tumblr.com/search/doctor%20who">Doctor Who</a>ย <i>+2</i></li> <li><a href="http://www.tumblr.com/search/legend%20of%20korra">The Legend of Korra</a>ย <i>+3</i></li> <li><a href="http://www.tumblr.com/search/sense8">Sense8</a>ย <i>โˆ’3</i></li> <li><a href="http://www.tumblr.com/search/rick%20and%20morty">Rick and Morty</a>ย <i>+6</i></li> <li><a href="http://www.tumblr.com/search/ouat">Once Upon a Time</a>ย <i>โˆ’1</i></li> <li><a href="http://www.tumblr.com/search/game%20of%20thrones">Game of Thrones</a>ย <i>+1</i></li> <li><a href="http://www.tumblr.com/search/oitnb">Orange is the New Black</a>ย <i>โˆ’6</i></li> <li><a href="http://www.tumblr.com/search/the%20100">The 100</a>ย <i>+3</i></li> <li><a href="http://www.tumblr.com/search/sherlock">Sherlock</a>ย <i>โˆ’1</i></li> <li><a href="http://www.tumblr.com/search/i%20am%20cait">I Am Cait</a>ย <i>โˆ’8</i></li> <li><a href="http://www.tumblr.com/search/degrassi"><b>Degrassi</b></a></li></ol><p><i>The number in italics indicates how many spots a title moved up or down from the previous week. Bolded titles werenโ€™t on the list last week.</i></p>: FANDOMETRICS LEVIS TELEV LE SION TLLEVISIO LEV <h2>TV Shows</h2><p><b>Week Ending August 10th, 2015</b></p><ol><li><a href="http://www.tumblr.com/search/steven%20universe">Steven Universe</a></li> <li><a href="http://www.tumblr.com/search/bb17">Big Brother 17</a>ย <i>+1</i></li> <li><a href="http://www.tumblr.com/search/teen%20wolf">Teen Wolf</a>ย <i>โˆ’1</i></li> <li><a href="http://www.tumblr.com/search/pretty%20little%20liars">Pretty Little Liars</a></li> <li><a href="http://www.tumblr.com/search/gravity%20falls">Gravity Falls</a></li> <li><a href="http://www.tumblr.com/search/supernatural">Supernatural</a></li> <li><a href="http://www.tumblr.com/search/we%20bare%20bears">We Bare Bears</a>ย <i>+11</i></li> <li><a href="http://www.tumblr.com/search/parks%20and%20recreation">Parks and Recreation</a>ย </li> <li><a href="http://www.tumblr.com/search/hannibal">Hannibal</a>ย <i>โˆ’2</i></li> <li><a href="http://www.tumblr.com/search/doctor%20who">Doctor Who</a>ย <i>+2</i></li> <li><a href="http://www.tumblr.com/search/legend%20of%20korra">The Legend of Korra</a>ย <i>+3</i></li> <li><a href="http://www.tumblr.com/search/sense8">Sense8</a>ย <i>โˆ’3</i></li> <li><a href="http://www.tumblr.com/search/rick%20and%20morty">Rick and Morty</a>ย <i>+6</i></li> <li><a href="http://www.tumblr.com/search/ouat">Once Upon a Time</a>ย <i>โˆ’1</i></li> <li><a href="http://www.tumblr.com/search/game%20of%20thrones">Game of Thrones</a>ย <i>+1</i></li> <li><a href="http://www.tumblr.com/search/oitnb">Orange is the New Black</a>ย <i>โˆ’6</i></li> <li><a href="http://www.tumblr.com/search/the%20100">The 100</a>ย <i>+3</i></li> <li><a href="http://www.tumblr.com/search/sherlock">Sherlock</a>ย <i>โˆ’1</i></li> <li><a href="http://www.tumblr.com/search/i%20am%20cait">I Am Cait</a>ย <i>โˆ’8</i></li> <li><a href="http://www.tumblr.com/search/degrassi"><b>Degrassi</b></a></li></ol><p><i>The number in italics indicates how many spots a title moved up or down from the previous week. Bolded titles werenโ€™t on the list last week.</i></p>
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