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Counter Strike, Fuck You, and Fucking: 11:25 13:12 sharpest jello kitchen knife insharpest carbon fiber kitchen the world 鍦у掔殑涓嶅鑰呫伄妤点伩! 10,447,009 views 2 months ago knife in the world 鍦у掔殑涓嶅鑰呫伄妤点伩! 13,634,525 views 2 months ago 11:48 11:15 sharpest Cardboard kitchen knife in the world 鍦у掔殑涓嶅鑰呫伄妤点伩! 12,212,340 views 1 month ago Sharpening a 1 knife with S 300 Whetstone 鍦у掔殑涓嶅鑰呫伄妤点伩! 3,047,043 views 7 months ago 8:27 sharpest ice kitchen knife in the world 鍦у掔殑涓嶅鑰呫伄妤点伩! 5,246,153 views 2 months ago sharpest Aluminium foil kitchen knife in the world 鍦у掔殑涓嶅鑰呫伄妤点伩! 4,598,865 views 3 months ago synthicyde: karpad: darkbookworm13: feedmecomicart: webbut: seelcudoom: transgirlnausicaa: durbikins: Counter Strike: Global Offensive this guys videos are fucking incredible i really want everyone to watch them this man is like midas but with knives instead of gold, he can make anything a knife, sicssor knives ,ice knives, cardboard knives, tiny knives if it can be made into a knife he will do it, and if he cant, he will do it anyway because fuck you This doesn鈥檛 even have the best one. One time he made a knife out of ravioli then proceeded to use the knife made out of ravioli to cut up cheese and tomatoes and basil and shit then took the ravioli knife that he had used to cut up his other ingredients and cooked said knife with those ingredients and ate the fucking knife! ate the fucking knife nah, his best one? he made a knife out of smoke. You know how to sharpen smoke? this guy does. Let鈥檚 not forget everything else in his videos. The googly eyes he puts on things His cow jugs The empty fridge that only contains Jack Daniels Chocolate That one time a bear figurine possessed with a demon would attack him if he didn鈥檛 pet it so he had to build a machine that constantly rolled the bear against brushes so he would be safe long enough to finish the knife
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Anime, God, and Love: NOTICE ME SQUIDWARD SENPAI xvatix seimu-art: bluberry-star: xnatiix: xnatiix: xnatiix: xnatiix: xnatiix: xnatiix: xnatiix: xnatiix: xnatiix: xnatiix: the au you all asked for omg thank you all for the positive feedback!! Some of you wanted a little more shoujo action so here you go: He maybe doesnt have a nose, ears and fingers and easily gets a sunburn but all what matters is his warm heart! Why dont you see that he is perfect for you, Spongebob? God I hate shoujo heroines! Dont get me wrong, I love Sponjibobu wa maid-sama but Squidward is an asshole. He is only nice when Mr. Krabs is looking! Do you remember when Squidwards heart got possessed by a demon but then Spongebob appeared and saved him? As you know I dont ship them but wow THAT was a good episode. 鈥淚 believe in you, Tentaculu-kun.鈥 Im so glad Plankton didnt reveal Pantsu-chans identity. He might be a villain but at least he has some聽integrity. As you know the last episode of Pantsu-chan - Love is magic was aired last sunday. The message of the whole series is so important and deep, wow. God bless the creators for giving us this wonderful piece. 鈥淢agic is not an outfit nor is it a wand, its everytime you show love to someone you care about.鈥 OMG guys!! KIWI studios confirmed the third season: Pantsu-chan - The Virgin Soul!!! idk if you read the manga but they will adapt chapter 79-113 which is the Patricku arc ;w; my absolute fav!! Love you Patricku!!! I know you guys are on the edge because of the new TOS of Tumblr but DONT WORRY!! This post wasnt flagged. 鈥淭entaculu-kun?鈥 Its happening guys. It鈥檚 good to know that Tumblr is still normal. Best anime ever I
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Tumblr, Blog, and Shane: arstygarbage: @2mooche2-art opened my eyes this is the only valid version of Demon Shane that there is

arstygarbage: @2mooche2-art opened my eyes this is the only valid version of Demon Shane that there is

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Dad, Family, and Fresh: leftbouquetarbiter listen ok. so there's that typical horror trope about the family and the haunted house and yadda yadda. but like, have a movie where this family has gone through many haunted houses before, to the point where they move into this new one and are like 'okay. fresh start number seven' and then basically throughout the movie avoid and deflect any typical horror event from the house like it's no big deal. something's under the teen girl's bed? she takes a can of bug spray and some chloroform and uses that shit on the demon creature without turning an eye from whoever she was texting. mom's cooking and the family's nowhere to be found? weird creaking noises? she sighs and continues cooking. family comes through the back door later with some blood on them and carrying a few hockey masks. mom doesn't question it. family looks exhausted and irritated. younger brother walks into his room to find the dog trapped in the wardrobe, wardrobe unable to open'? seeping dark smoke and gross liquids? move it and throw some salt around that thang and kick in the back of the wardrobe. dog hops out with a scoff and trots to the door of the room and down the stairs. a shadow follows. lots of growling and snarling and scuffling. a shadow runs fuckin outie back down the hall in fear. dad is in the garage working in the car. car shuts it's doors and locks them. he is unable to get out. he sighs and starts the car. might as well go get groceries. family don't give a fuck. tbonechessor hello, yes, how much do movies cost and how would I fund this What monster?
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Tumblr, Blog, and Http: brundleflyforawhiteguy: Tales from the Crypt Presents Demon Knight (1995)

brundleflyforawhiteguy: Tales from the Crypt Presents Demon Knight (1995)

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Back to the Future, Beautiful, and College: New York Times bestselling author SANDRAHILL k Times bestselling author HILL continues her sexy Deadly Angels series, as a Viking vangel's otherworldly mission pairs him with a beautiful chef who whets his thousand-year-old appetite... Once guilty of the deadly sin of gluttony, thousand- year-old Viking vampire angel Cnut Sigurdsson is now a lean, mean, vampire-devil fighting machine. His new side-job? No biggie: just ridding the world of a threat called ISIS while keeping the evil Lucipires (demon vampires) at bay. So when chef drea Stewart hires him to rescue her sister from a cult recruiting terrorists at a Montana dude ranch, vangel turns cowboy. Yeehaw! The too-tempting mortal insists on accompanying him, surprising Cnut with her bravery at every turn. But with terrorists stalking the ranch in demon- oid form, Cnut teletransports Andrea and himself out of danger-accidentally into the tenth-century Norselands. Suddenly, they have to find their way back to the future to save her family and the world.. and to satisfy their insatiable attraction. vonVomance DISCOVER GREAT AUTHORS EXCLUSIVE OFFERS, AND MORE AT HC.COM Paranormal Romance ISBN 978-0-06-235654-3 50799 AVONBOOKS Win free prizes, get exclusive content, and more-scan with a QR App now! 9780062 356543 USA $7.99/$9.99 CAN martianbees: creed-of-corruption: island-delver-go: secretsinthemargin: I was out with a friend tonight doing one of my fave things. Reading the backs of romance novels aloud. Found this gem. This is honestly the most wild sounding romance novel I have ever seen and thought it might brighten someone鈥檚 day. OK FOR THOSE OF YOU WHO DON鈥橳 REALIZE, SANDRA HILL IS THE WOMAN WHO WROTE 鈥淩OUGH AMD READY鈥 ANOTHER EROTIC VIKING NOVEL. SOME OF THE MORE MEMORABLE QUOTES BEING: 鈥淎s Hilda鈥檚 buttermilk bosoms squished up against his granite abs, Torolf almost had a dick aneurysm.鈥 鈥淭orolf entered her like she was a lottery. His engorged pecker pushed inside her and she felt fulfilled with sexual fulfillment.鈥 鈥淗er body was like a beautiful flower that was opening and somebody was pushing their dick inside it.鈥 YOU DO NOT KNOW HOW MANY PEOPLE I HAVE READ THIS TO AT COLLEGE. ONE GUY COMPLETELY LOST IT FOR LIKE 10 MINUTES AFTER HEARING THE PHRASE 鈥淒ICK ANEURYSM.鈥
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Dude, Movies, and Nasty: bolto white dude in this horror movie translates old arabic textsomehow it rhymes perfectly in english when-the-reindeer-comes-home Now I really wanna see a horrible faltering translation from one of these movies, like "Whomsoever enters this room, they shall.. well, this word is like.. literally it means 'unbecome,' but it was used as a euphemism for death pooping, and-wait, when was this carved? was it 15th century? Cuz it was a euphemism for sex too in the 15th century. This is either a cursed crypt, a bathroom, or a royal bedroom. Who wants to roll the dice?" kiddthemaniac "You guys, I've gotta be honest, okay? This thing's written in some kind of weird localized dialect, and I've only ever studied the standard form of the language. I mean, this part right here... I can't even tell if it's some kind of error or an obscure slang phrase.. whatever it is, I have no idea what the fuck it means." roachpatrol this is written in ancient sumerian. it's about... uh.. well that word is... uh. okay this is either a poem about farming, or straight-up a nasty sex guide. it might be both. i want a shower lizawithazed okay see the thing is in one dialect this word is the name of a terrifying Demon but in a completely different language from the same area that has the same writing system and gave a lot of loan words to the first, it means horse and the context is really not helping" seananmcguire "You know what? This thing is bound in human skin and the walls are bleeding let's just leave pod7et #those examples are#in order#5am#Kevin#Cas#Bobby#and Dean Source: bolto iffave #text post 286,509 notes A team of archaeologists and linguists, ladies and gentlemen
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