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Bad, Fail, and Future: 15 Things to Give Up If You Want to Be Happy 1. Give up your need to always be right. Would I rather be right, or would I rather be kind?-Wayne Dyer 2. Give up your need for control. By letting it go, it all gets done. The world is won by those who let it go. When you try & try, the world is beyond winning. Lao Tzu 3. Give up on blaming others A man can fail many times, but he isn't a failure until he begins to blame somebody else.- John Burroughs 4. Give up your self-defeating self-talk. The mind is a superb instrument if used rightly. Used wrongly, however, it becomes very destructive. Eckhart Tolle 5. Give up your limiting beliefs. A belief is not an idea held by the mind; it is an idea that holds the mind. -Elly Roselle 6. Give up complaining. You can complain because roses have thorns, or you can rejoice because thorns have roses. Ziggy 7. Give up the luxury of criticism. Spend so much time improving yourself that you have no time left to criticize others.- Christian D. Larsen 8. Give up your need to impress others. Don't try to impress others. Let them have the fun of impressing you.-James R. Fisher, Jr. 9. Give up your resistance to change. Follow your bliss and the universe will open doors for you where there were only walls.- Joseph Campbel 10. Give up labels. The highest form of ignorance is when you reject something you don't know anything about.-Wayne Dyer 11. Give up on your fears. The only thing we have to fear is fear itself. -Franklin Delano Roosevelt 12. Give up your excuses. 99% of failures come from people who have the habit of making excuses. -George Washington Carver 13. Give up the past Forget the mistakes of the past and press on to the greater achievements of the future. Christian D. Larsen 14. Give up attachment. The wise individual doesn't get too attached to any of life's pleasures, knowing that wonderful science is hard at work proving it's bad for him. Bill Vaughan 15. Give up living your life to other people's expectations. The world is a mirror and reflects back your expectations. What you get is what you see. You create your own reality.- Denis Waitley Source: http://worldobserveronline.com/2012/04/25/15- things-you-should-give-up-to-be-happy you should probably go to TheMetaPicture.com srsfunny:If You Want To Be Happy

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Bad, Barber, and Bitch: Let me tell you about the first time I cut someones hair. My porn buffering when I get a call from my bro Ronny. He wanted me to cut his hair for this date he had because his barber wasn't in that day. Such bad timing. I'm pumping my chicken and you call me for cosmetic reasons? Before I could make a excuse I hear "Good looking bro see you soon" *click*. 5 minutes later I hear a knock at my door. I had just got off too. Nigga ain't even give me a heads up or nothing. I let Ronny in. He one of those friends who always wants to dap you up. Ronny is also a crip. You know their hand shakes be difficult as fuck. Every Time I see this nigga I gotta do the Fire style Fireball Jutsu. I didn't even wash my hands after fapping either. Ronny got my child residue on his hands. I tell him it's lotion he rubs it into his ashy brick hands. I don't even know how Ima cut this mans hair. That's when he pulls out some rigid clippers with a USB attached. What kinda mega man fuckery is this? He said he had $20 for me. Say no more. I plugged that bitch up to my laptop and started cutting. Ronnies playing music from my laptop when some Desiigner comes on. You know when that Panda comes niggas be ready to fuck shit up. Not even a minute in "I got broads in Atlan." *YEEET*. I dabbed and Zeeked his whole front. Ronny had the C from Chickfila in the front of his head. He didn't feel shit so I shouldn't be obligated to tell him I fucked up his cut. Homie needed the Arby's hat to cover up such a devastating haircut. I didn't even let him see it. I just sprayed some spray starch on his head. I didn't have Alcohol. I just laid a fitted cap on his head and told him good luck on his date. I'm probably going to hell for not telling him. Idc tho that $20 went to some VC. My MyPlayer nice now. Ronny hair cut fucked up like 2k servers. Pray for Ronny he got that Denis Schroder cut. I know he not pulling hoes for a couple of weeks.
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