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Booty, Facebook, and Hentai: Or DEPARTMENT OF THE SPACE FORCE 1 EN 117 SPARTANS LOW EARTH ORBIT, EARTH, SOLSYSTEM OPERATION PROTECC References CODEX ASTARTES SM 3-21 Spartan Platoon and Squad OM6-50 ODST Tactics Techniques and Procedures Time Zone Used Throughout Order Local- Uniform Task Organization: 1St BN 117th SPARTANS 2 d BN 5th ODST 92 Alien Clapping Regiment ULTRAMARINES S Imperial Guard Artillery BN 1. Situation Enemy Forces 450,000 Internet Boogalo0 Autists a Intelligence reports have confirmed that 450,000 Intemet Autista' plan on a general assault of Area 51 Air Force Base, 20 September 2019. Planning and organization of the enemy assault began in July 2019 and their numbers are expected to grow. ONI estimates sugrest that additional Naruto runner Battalions and Kyles are expected to swell the enemy force to 600,000 depending on the viral nature of the enemy's Facebook post Estimated strength during the anticipated advance of the Internet Autists: 100,000x Chad Heaty Infantry 300,000x Kvle Assauit Infantry 200,000xNaruto Cavalry We expect their advance to come in large waves as the terain allows for a wide deployment of enemy force in the area of operations. We can hiphly expect the enemy attack to start after 1100 to 1130, as the Naruto runners will not be up due to their hentai binges which usually end around 0400 at any given day. We expect the enemy to be very determined and have high levels of morale as they estimate the Alien booty to the clapped is an estimated S tier Waith Friendly Farces 1 Zeon Mobile Suit Regiment 7 b. The main enemy advance will be engaged by 1 BN 117 SPARTANS, 2 BN S ODST Regiment, and the 92 Alien Clapping Regiment with the 1 Zeon Mobile Suit Regiment in reserve to PROTECC key sensitive Air Force installation sites. MS Division c. Attachments and Detachments L ULTRAMARINES and the 5t Imperial Guard Artillery Battalion will be in Direct Support of the operations. FENS DEF BEWARTH The plans for defending area 51.

The plans for defending area 51.

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Bodies , Money, and Naruto: >>a huge horde of fat conspiracy theorists shows up rivaling that of ghengis khan >>bodies pile up, but it's a losing struggle >>the fattened naruto running hordes take too many shots to kill and the guards end up getting overrun >>the area 51 raid is successful >>the hordes scour the whole base looking for aliens or UFO technology >>it turns out the post cold war black projects are a husk of what they once were >>there are huge wastes of funds, with contractors literally sucking money and getting away with it because everything secret >>$1 million dollars for a single roll box of screws >>no aliens to be found >>the couple antigravity research projects there were never worked >>most of the secret technology is completely boring >>there's a super-advanced camera for finding cow patties from space and analyzing their elemental composition to figure out how well fed their cows are to analyze the risk of disease developing and causing a conflict >super advanced Al algorithms for optimal toilet paper logistics providing US ground troops with a 4.2% increase in deployment speed >>It becomes apparent that instead of being ahead, the USA is actually behind other countries >>secret tests on hypersonic weapons systems turn out to have been unsuccessful >>other countries notice that their nukes can hit us twice as fast as ours can hit them >>tensions escalate >>because a bunch of fat conspiratards tore up billions of dollars in hypersonic weapon research equipment the USA can't development better ones in time >other countries gang up on the USA and hit the USA with their nukes >>because they arrive twice as fast, they're able to take out the USA's nuclear launch command and control infrastructure before they have the chance to launch even though a couple nukes get through, the USA is still way more fucked, so they manage to win a nuclear war Anon makes predictions
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Home, Husband, and Paper: Paper chain I made to count down the [approximate] days till my husband comes home from his deployment.

Paper chain I made to count down the [approximate] days till my husband comes home from his deployment.

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Booty, Facebook, and Hentai: MENT DEPARTMENT OF THE SPACE FORCE 1 BN 117n SPARTANS ITED LOW EARTH ORBIT, EARTH, SOLSYSTEM OPERATION PROTECC References: CODEX ASTARTES SM 3-21 Spartan Platoon and Squad OM 6 50 ODST Tactics Techniques and Procedures Time Zone Used Throughout Order: Local Uniform Task Organization 1s BN 117h SPARTANS 2 BN 5h ODST 92 Alien Clapping Regiment ULTRAMARINES 5th Imperial Guard Artillery BN 1. Situation Enemy Forces: 450,000 Internet Boogaloo Autists a. general assault of Area 51 Air Force Base, 20 September 2019. Planning and organization of the enemy assault expected to grow. ONI estimates suggest that additional are expected to swell the enemy force to 600,000 depending Intelligence reports have confirmed that 450,000 Intemet Autists' plan on a began in July 2019 and their numbers are Naruto runner Battalions and Kyles on the viral nature of the enemy's Facebook post Estimated strength during the anticipated advance of the Intenet Autists: 100,000 x Chad Heavy Infantry 300,000 x Kyle Assault Infantry 200,000 x Naruto Cavalry We expect their advance to come in large enemy force in the area of operations. We can highly expect the enemy attack to start after 1100 to 1130, as the Naruto runners will not be up due to their hentai binges which usually end around 0400 at any given day. We expect the enemy to be very determined and have high levels of morale as they estimate the Alien booty to the clapped waves as the terrain allows for a wide deployment of is an estimated S tier Waifi Friendly Forces: 1 Zeon Mobile Suit Regiment 7th MS Division The main enemy advance will be engaged by 1st BN 117th SPARTANS, 2nd BN 5th ODST Regiment, and the 92d Alien Clapping Regiment with the 1 Zeon Mobile Suit Regiment in reserve to PROTECC key sensitive Air Force installation sites. b. Attachments and Detachments i. ULTRAMARINES and the 5th Imperial Guard Artillery Battalion will be in Direct Support of the operations C. DEFENS EPARTM A leaked government document!!!!

A leaked government document!!!!

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Booty, Facebook, and Funny: MENT DEPARTMENT OF THE SPACE FORCE 1 BN 117n SPARTANS ITED LOW EARTH ORBIT, EARTH, SOLSYSTEM OPERATION PROTECC References: CODEX ASTARTES SM 3-21 Spartan Platoon and Squad OM 6 50 ODST Tactics Techniques and Procedures Time Zone Used Throughout Order: Local Uniform Task Organization 1s BN 117h SPARTANS 2 BN 5h ODST 92 Alien Clapping Regiment ULTRAMARINES 5th Imperial Guard Artillery BN 1. Situation Enemy Forces: 450,000 Internet Boogaloo Autists a. general assault of Area 51 Air Force Base, 20 September 2019. Planning and organization of the enemy assault expected to grow. ONI estimates suggest that additional are expected to swell the enemy force to 600,000 depending Intelligence reports have confirmed that 450,000 Intemet Autists' plan on a began in July 2019 and their numbers are Naruto runner Battalions and Kyles on the viral nature of the enemy's Facebook post Estimated strength during the anticipated advance of the Intenet Autists: 100,000 x Chad Heavy Infantry 300,000 x Kyle Assault Infantry 200,000 x Naruto Cavalry We expect their advance to come in large enemy force in the area of operations. We can highly expect the enemy attack to start after 1100 to 1130, as the Naruto runners will not be up due to their hentai binges which usually end around 0400 at any given day. We expect the enemy to be very determined and have high levels of morale as they estimate the Alien booty to the clapped waves as the terrain allows for a wide deployment of is an estimated S tier Waifi Friendly Forces: 1 Zeon Mobile Suit Regiment 7th MS Division The main enemy advance will be engaged by 1st BN 117th SPARTANS, 2nd BN 5th ODST Regiment, and the 92d Alien Clapping Regiment with the 1 Zeon Mobile Suit Regiment in reserve to PROTECC key sensitive Air Force installation sites. b. Attachments and Detachments i. ULTRAMARINES and the 5th Imperial Guard Artillery Battalion will be in Direct Support of the operations C. DEFENS EPARTM To be executed immediately

To be executed immediately

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Booty, Facebook, and Hentai: ENT DEPARTMENT OF THE SPACE FORCE 1 BN 117 SPARTANS LOW EARTH ORBIT, EARTH, SOLSYSTEM OPERATION PROTECC References: CODEX ASTARTES SM 3-21 Spartan Platoon and Squad OM 6-50 ODST Tactics Techniques and Procedures Time Zone Used Throughout Order: Local - Uniform Task Organization: 1 BN 117h SPARTANS 2d BN 5h ODST 92 Alien Clapping Regiment ULTRAMARINES 5th Imperial Guard Artillery BN 1. Situation Enemy Forces: 450,000 Intemet Boogaloo Autists a general assault of Intelligence reports have confirmed that 450,000 Intemet Autists' plan Area 51 Air Force Base, 20 September 2019. Planning and organization of the enemy assault began in July 2019 and their mumbers are Naruto runner Battalions and Kyles on the viral nature of the enemy's Facebook post. on a expected to grow. ONI estimates suggest that additional are expected to swell the enemy force to 600,000 depending Estimated strength during the anticipated advance of the Intemet Autists: 100,000x Chad Heavy Infantry 300,000 x Kyle Assault Infantry 200,000 x Naruto Cavalry We expect their advance to come in large waves as the terrain allows for a wide deployment of enemy force in the area of operations. We can hiphly expect the enemy attack to start after 1100 to 1130, as the Naruto runners will not be up due to their hentai binges which usually end around 0400 at any given day. We expect the enemy to be very determined and have high levels of morale as they estimate the Alien booty to the clapped is an estimated S tier Waif Friendly Forces: 1 Zeon Mobile Suit Regiment 7h MS Division The main enemy advance will be engaged by 1 BN 117h SPARTANS, 2ud BN 5h ODST Regiment, and the 92d Alien Clapping Regiment with the 1s Zeon Mobile Suit Regiment in reserve to PROTECC key sensitive Air Force installation sites. b. Attachments and Detachments: i ULTRAMARINES and the 5th Imperial Guard Artillery Battalion will be in Direct Support of the operations C. DEVENSE They're on to us. Credits: Unknown.

They're on to us. Credits: Unknown.

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Dad, Girls, and How: Asked my Dad for an update on how my girls were doing during my deployment and I got this picture of them.

Asked my Dad for an update on how my girls were doing during my deployment and I got this picture of them.

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Taken, Marine, and Uss: 70L50 Taken during my deployment. I was flying in a Marine helicopter from the USS Kearsarge to a Middle Eastern country.

Taken during my deployment. I was flying in a Marine helicopter from the USS Kearsarge to a Middle Eastern country.

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