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Memes, News, and Parents: Queens Model Found Dead With Her Throat Cut On Empty Road in Jamaica @balleralert Queen’s Model Found Dead With Her Throat Cut On Empty Road in Jamaica - Blogged by: @RaquelHarrisTV ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ A Queen’s model was found dead in Jamaica this past Sunday with her throat slashed on the side of a deserted road. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ DesireeGibbon was a 26-year-old model looking for work in a tourist area of Jamaica. Her body was found Sunday morning in a town northwest of Anchovy on Long Hill Road, just four miles away from MontegoBay. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Witnesses saw Gibbon’s body covered in blood in bushes, and called the police, according to the news outlet, LoopJamaica.com. Gibbon’s parents immediately flew to the island Thursday once they heard the horrific news. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ “It has to have been a complete stranger. Desiree had a heart of gold, everybody loved her,” said her aunt, Peggy Brunner. “Everything hurts. It's hard to breathe.” ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Gibbon arrived in Jamaica on Oct. 20., she planned to get a job working in the resort industry, as her father owned a hotel in Jamaica. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ In order to identify Gibbon, police took a photo of her and asked residents if they recognized her. Ironically, officials ended up in her father’s hotel which ended the search. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Coroners are now going over her body to find out exactly how she died. The process may take months according to Brunner.

Queen’s Model Found Dead With Her Throat Cut On Empty Road in Jamaica - Blogged by: @RaquelHarrisTV ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ A Queen’s model was ...

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Bless Up, Memes, and Whip: German shepherd pup Dr Smashlove Men my advice to u is, be specific. U gotta understand, if yo girl send a selfie, u could say something u think is sweet: "you pretty baby", "you beautiful", "wow your boobs look big I like it that". Yes: "it that". U motherfuckers so dry that u done dehydrated your grammar and syntax and have rendered them nonsensical. Straight up Sahara Desert level reply game. She might not reply to your dry-ass reply but she thinking: "wow you can fuck right off with your sandpaper dry ass." Give her a lil specificity that applies to how she looks in particular and emphasizes a unique feature: "baby your thighs - so toned yet so soft, perfect and inviting - leave work and come wrap those around my face, let Daddy get a taste". Keep it sexy and dirty. If her Punani taste good, tell her. Describe it. Listen to your palette. Same way u be at work dinners and it's always that one asshole Pete who's like "this wine has oaky notes, with a peppery overtone ☺️" (it's spoiled grape juice, shut your whore mouth PETE 😀), I let a girl know her flavor notes. If her Punani taste like cookie dough soft serve ice cream drizzled in warm caramel with sweet, chewy gum drops on top smothered in whip cream and then two Maraschino cherries on top of that, I tell her. "Oh baby ur juice tastes good" <- Bruh y'all become illiterate when it come time to talk sweet to your girl. Be descriptive. I mean, keep it G, and exercise proper restraint, but be playful. Or don't keep it G and don't exercise restraint, like me ☺️. With me, every shot is a direct shot 🏹. I'm liable to just be like "Let me make sweet, passionate, unprotected love to you in the missionary position and then when I'm done I'll hold your legs up and pinch the Punani shut to ensure fertilization 👶." <- I don't recommend this course of action. It work for me because I'm not right in the head and people know that 😩. For the rest of y'all I recommend using your words and focusing on her one-of-a-kind attributes. Make her blush. U get me! BLESS UP 🖤😂😂😂
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