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Martin, Memes, and Verizon: keara hunter @HunterKeara Incase you were wondering why my uncle got kicked out of Walmart: l Verizon LTE 5:53 PM @-q 40% Verizon LTE 5:53 PM Grammy Grammy Fwd: Now I'm banned from Grammy 5. August 16: Looked right into the security camera in the fishing section and used it as a mirror while you picked your nose Walmart. I just received this email 1. July 3: You took 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in other people's carts when they weren't looking. 09/18/2018 Dear Mr. Marshall 6. September 4: You went into a fitting room, shut the door, waited awhile, and then yelled very loudly Hey! There's no toilet paper in here.' One of the clerks passed out. Over the past two months you have caused quite a commotion in our store. We cannot tolerate this behavior and have beern forced to ban you from the store. Complaints against you are listed below and are documented by our video surveillance cameras. 2. July 10: You set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5 minute intervals. 3. July 23: You went to the Service Desk and tried to put a bag of M&Ms on layaway. You are no longer aloud in the Brunswick Walmart and will immediately be asked to leave if you enter said premises! 1. July 3: You took 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in other 4. August 4: Moved a CAUTION WET FLOOR sign to a carpeted area. Tag Martin Store Manager Walmart Brunswick Store Text Message 01 4 Text Message Post 1238: whatโ€™s the craziest thing youโ€™ve ever returned to Walmart? I returned a dead palm tree and they were cool with it

Post 1238: whatโ€™s the craziest thing youโ€™ve ever returned to Walmart? I returned a dead palm tree and they were cool with it

Advice, Being Alone, and Anaconda: An Econ Teacher Gave His Senior Highschool Students His Personal List Of Wisest Words..And They Make A Lot Of Sense. 1 There are plenty of ways to enter a pool The stairs is not one of them 2 Never cancel dinner plans by text message. 3. Don't knock it till you try it 4. a stree performer makes you stop walking, you owe him a buck 5 Always use we when referring to your home 6. When entrusted with a secret, keep it. 7. Don't underestimate free throws in a game of HORSE. 8 lust because you can doesn't mean you should 9. Don't dumb yourself down. 10 You only get one chance to notice new hairout. 11 If you're staying more than one night, unpack 12. Never park in front of a bar 13. Expect the seat in front of you to redine. Prepare 14. Keep a picture of your first fish, first cer, and first 15. Hold your heroes to a high standard. 17 Never lie to your doctor 18 All guns are 19. Don't mention sunburns. Believe me, they know. 20. The best way to show thanks is to wear it Even if it's only once. 21 Take and TV once vacation of your cell phone, internet, year 22. Don't fill up on bread, no matter how good. 24 Don't linger in the doorway. in or out 25. If you choose to go in drag, don't sell yourself short. 26. If you want to know what makes you unique, sit for 27 Never get your haircut the day of a special 28 Be mindful of what comes between you and the Earth Ahways buy good shoes, tires and sheets. 29. Never eat unch at your desk If you can avoid it 30. When you're with new friends, don't just tak 31. Eat unch with the new kids 32. When traveling, keep your wits about you No 33. It's never too late for an apology. 34. Don't pose wth boore. It's unbecoming. 5. If you have the right of way, TAKE IT 36. You don't get to choose your own nickname. 37, When you marry someone, remember you marry 39. Under nocrcumstances should you ask เธ‡ woman 40. it'snot enough to be proud of your ancestry, ive up to t 41. Don't make a 42. When giving a thank you speech, short and sweet 44. Never glost 46. Make time for your mother on your birthday. It'sa special day for her too 47. When opening presents, no one lices &a good guesver 48. Sympathy Is a crutch Never take เธฅ limp. 49, Give credit, Take biame 50. Suck it up every now and then. 51. Never be the last one in the pool 52. Don't stare. 53. Address everyone that carries a firearm 54. Stand up to bulies, You only have to do it once. 55. fyoul've made your point, stop talking 56. Admit it when you're wrong 7. it you offer to help don't quit until the job is done 58. Look people in the eye when you thank them 60. Never answer the phone at the dinner table. 61. Forgive yoursef for your mistakes. 62. Know at least one good joke. 63. Don't boo Even the ref is somebody's son one good meal 65, Leam to drive manual/stick shift. 66. Be cool to yourger kids. Reputations are built over 67. It's okay to po to the movies by yourself 68. Dance with your mother/Tather 69. Don't lose your cool. Especialy at work 0. Always thank the host 71. It you don't understand, ask before it's too late. 72. Know the size of your boyfriend girtriend's 73 There is nothing wrong with a plain t shirt. 74. De a good รคstener. Don't just take your turn to 5. eep your word, 76. In colege always sit near the front. You'll stand our immediately and come grade time it will oome in handy. 7. Carry your mother's begs, She carried you for 9 78. Be pacient with arport security. They are just 79. Don't be the talker in a movie. 80. The oppesite svex ikes people who shower. 81. You are what you da. Nat what you say 82. Learn to change tire 83. Be kind Everyone has a hard fight ahead 84. An hour with grandparents is time we spent. Ask for advice when you need it Don't itter 86, tf you have เธฎ sister, get to know her 87. You won't always be the strongest or fastest. But you can't be the toughest 89. Duy the orange properties in Monopoly 90. Make the littie things count. 91 92. There is a fine line between loaking suitry and slutty. Find it 93. 94. You're never too old to need your Mom. Ladies, 2 you make the decision to wee hees on the first dste commit to keeping them on and keeping your trap shut about how much your feet kil 96. Your dance moves might not be the best. but i promise making a fool of yourself is more fun than sitting on the bench alone 99. Being old is not dictated by your bedtime 100. If you HAVE to fight, punch first and punch hard. epicjohndoe: Wise Words From A Smart Teacher

epicjohndoe: Wise Words From A Smart Teacher

Bad, Baseball, and Desk: sandersstudies My sociology professor had a really good metaphor for privilege today. She didn't talk about race or gender or orientation or class, she talked about being left-handed. A left-handed person walks into most classrooms and immediately is made aware of their left-handedness - they have to sit in a left-handed seat, which restricts their choices of where to sit. If there are not enough left-handed seats, they will have to sit in a right-handed seat and be continuously aware of their left-handedness. (There are other examples like left-handed scissors or baseball mitts as well.) Meanwhile, right-handed people have much more choice about where to sit, and almost never have to think about their right-handedness. Does this mean right-handed people are bad? No Does it mean that we should replace all right-handed desks with left-handed desks? No But could we maybe use different desk styles that can accommodate everyone and makes it so nobody has limited options or constant awareness that they are different? Yes. Now think of this as a metaphor. For social class. For race. For ethnicity. For gender. For orientation. For anything else that sets us apart madamedraconis WHY DOESN'T THIS HAVE MORE NOTES? Sandersstudies Because I posted it about 90 seconds ago, calm down Source: sandersstudies 14,088 notes Credit u/snarlingdarling Should be given as a flyer. via /r/wholesomememes https://ift.tt/2NhPrWp

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5 Am, Being Alone, and America: This is how I like to wake my good girl. (๐ŸŽฅ: reddit u-din7) Look bruv some of yโ€™all smart like yโ€™all just gon be successful in life on the strength of being hella smart alone. But some of yโ€™all ainโ€™t smart. Actually yโ€™all dumb (low key ๐Ÿ˜‚). But u wanna know some bruv? U CAN STILL ABSOLUTELY KILL IT IN LIFE. โ€œSmash wayment. U saying even if Iโ€™m dumb I could kill it in corporate America? How Sway? ๐Ÿค”โ€ Iโ€™m absolutely saying that. I got clients that will take your breath away with they intellect - hell one CEO I work with is a biomedical engineer. He ainโ€™t een have to stunt on em like that! He coulda had a lil state school MBA! Nah. He a PhD in a field that ainโ€™t een applicable! He could be negotiating pricing on a multi million $ agreement and disagree with u and then then heck around and slice ya ear off then make u a substitute synthetic ear in a Petri dish and reattach it like โ€œbam - no love lost - just wanted to biomedically engineer u right quick - this ear is bionic and will let u hear perfectly bless up.โ€ But nah on the other end of the spectrum is executives who are just hella dumb. Couldnโ€™t write an email without typos if they had a gun to they head. But u know what they are, bruv? Always and without fail? EARLY ๐Ÿ˜‚. Dumb people in corporate America early as HELL bruh. U know I love our armed services and got nothing but respect for them bruv but do u know why itโ€™s so many former soldiers - marines - Air Force in corporate America bruv? Not bc they naturally smarter - they just early! If u at ya desk sending email at 7 am bruv u look authoritative. Sharp. U feel me? Dedicated. Hell I got one client she get to work at 6! And another one that get to work at 5. FIVE ๐Ÿ‘ A ๐Ÿ‘ M ๐Ÿ‘. Now look Iโ€™m not saying u HAVE to be at work at 7 am. Iโ€™m just saying if u DO, people will perceive u as a BOSS - even if u literally braindead. U feel me? Trick: I get up to pray early then go back schleep but before I do, I reply to emails from overnight. That way people like โ€œwow he up at 5 am damn.โ€ Nah. Iโ€™m up to email yโ€™all a$$es before snoozing ๐Ÿ˜‚. But if yโ€™all wanna assume then good ๐Ÿ˜Š. Either get to work early or email early (like my dumb a$$) - may God bless all of u in ya careers. Bless up! ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

(๐ŸŽฅ: reddit u-din7) Look bruv some of yโ€™all smart like yโ€™all just gon be successful in life on the strength of being hella smart alone. But s...