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Disney, Internet, and Free: What made you cancel Disney+? Please select all that apply. I can't use Disney+ on the device I want Price I couldn't find anything to watch I've watched everything I want to watch Technical problem I had issues downloading T had difficulty navigating Disney+ Other Recently discovered internet pornography. I will be watching that from now on. SUBMIT Cancelling Disney+ after the free trial.

Cancelling Disney+ after the free trial.

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Isis, Lost, and Afghanistan: leon@leyawn Aug 7 if i was in afghanistan i wouldv stopped isis t 23K 85K 351 Dan Crenshaw@DanCrenshawTX Aug 7 I was a Navy SEAL deployed in Afghanistan and lost my right eye to an improvised explosive device. You have no idea what you're talking about t 138 12 1.1K leon @leyawn Replying to @DanCrenshawTX rip to ur eye but im different 11:57 AM 7 Aug 2019 1,357 Retweets 6,790 Likes

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Belgium, Fire, and Football: NFL 10 Steevers VETERA NS DAY ALEJANDRO VILLANUEVA OTBALL LEAC OT/STEELERS ENLISTED MAY 2010-2014 THREE TOURS IN AFGHANISTAN HIGHEST RANK HELD: CAPTAIN FOR THE UNITED STATES ARMY, 1ST RANGER BATTALION BORN ON A NAVAL BASE IN MISSISSIPPI, VILLANUEVA LIVED IN RHODE ISLAND, SPAIN, AND BELGIUM BEFORE BEING RECRUITED TO ARMY WEST POINT TO PLAY FOOTBALL THREE SEPARATE TOURS OF DUTY IN AFGHANISTAN DEPLOYED AS A RIFLE PLATOON LEADER IN THE 10TH MOUNTAIN DIVISION ON HIS FIRST DEPLOYMENT, THEN HELD MULTIPLE ROLES IN THE 1ST RANGER BATTALION ON HIS SECOND AND THIRD DEPLOYMENTS AS A RESULT OF HIS ACTIONS DURING HIS FIRST DEPLOYMENT, HE WAS AWARDED A BRONZE STAR MEDAL WITH "V" DEVICE FOR RESCUING WOUNDED SOLDIERS WHILE UNDER ENEMY FIRE FIRST SERVICE ACADEMY PLAYER TO BE SELECTED TO THE PRO BOWL SINCE ROGER STAUBACH (NAVY) IN 1979 We are thankful for the service and sacrifice of @steelers OT Alejandro Villanueva, today and every day. 🇺🇸 #VeteransDay #SaluteToService https://t.co/KJ9bWxJIHz

We are thankful for the service and sacrifice of @steelers OT Alejandro Villanueva, today and every day. 🇺🇸 #VeteransDay #SaluteToService ht...

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Children, School, and Yeah: In 1945, a group of Soviet school children presented a US Ambassador with a carved US Seal as a gesture of friendship. It hung in his office for seven years before discovering it contained a listening device. Outstanding giove Yeah, this is big brain time

Yeah, this is big brain time

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Tumblr, Blog, and Colorado: Sr space-pics: I have been using a device called a “star tracker” which will follow the rotation of the Earth when aligned thus allowing me to capture extremely detailed images of the Milky Way. This is my latest attempt from Colorado. [OC]

space-pics: I have been using a device called a “star tracker” which will follow the rotation of the Earth when aligned thus allowing me to...

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Bad, Community, and England: In England, after 2 thieves broke into a mans home and made of with his laptop, they inspected the device, found serious child abuse material, and brought it to the cops regardless. That man got 3 years in jail. The judge gave robbers a 12 month community service orders in light of their good deed. The robbers: We were bad, but now we're good memehumor: Good job robbers

memehumor: Good job robbers

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Dad, Football, and News: NEWS.MB.COM.PH Young inventors create device that converts noise to electricity SHARE CALLEXY 5-LIGHT my dad watching football Infinite power

Infinite power

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Memes, How To, and Texans: NNETWORK Tsi 10 0 5-3 19 3 JAGUARS 1st & 10 TEXANS 4-4 4th 4:53 08 Carlos Hyde breaks loose. But the @Jaguars defense never quits on it. FUMBLE! 📺: #HOUvsJAX on @nflnetwork Watch now on your 📱: https://t.co/mNcUQz4KgW How to watch on any device: https://t.co/12CyKg442X https://t.co/XRupXOJToU

Carlos Hyde breaks loose. But the @Jaguars defense never quits on it. FUMBLE! 📺: #HOUvsJAX on @nflnetwork Watch now on your 📱: https://t....

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Gatorade, Memes, and Nfl: NFL VETWORK GATORADE G GATORADEG GATORAL GATORADE ATC ADE GATOR ADE G RADE GATORADE ATORADE G GATORADE G GATORAD 02 STEGOAL 1st & Goal 02 :37 4-4 3 3rd 5-3 12 JAGUARS TEXANS Duke Johnson ended this TD run with AUTHORITY. 😤 @DukeJohnson_8 📺: #HOUvsJAX on @nflnetwork Watch now on your 📱: https://t.co/mNcUQz4KgW How to watch on any device: https://t.co/12CyKg442X https://t.co/u9Nx9rbBow

Duke Johnson ended this TD run with AUTHORITY. 😤 @DukeJohnson_8 📺: #HOUvsJAX on @nflnetwork Watch now on your 📱: https://t.co/mNcUQz4KgW Ho...

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Memes, How To, and Texans: NFLVETWORI 23 D &6 5-3 3 0 2nd & 6 TEXANS JAGUARS 2nd 8:13 09 4-4 It's a sack... WAIT. @deshaunwatson did it again. 😱 📺: #HOUvsJAX on @nflnetwork Watch now on your 📱: https://t.co/mNcUQz4KgW How to watch on any device: https://t.co/12CyKg442X https://t.co/nIyWMsWPA3

It's a sack... WAIT. @deshaunwatson did it again. 😱 📺: #HOUvsJAX on @nflnetwork Watch now on your 📱: https://t.co/mNcUQz4KgW How to watch...

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Memes, How To, and Texans: NETWORNC 3AD & 3 5-3 3 0 TEXANS JAGUARS 2nd 11:46 06 3rd & 3 4-4 Something like this happens every week... 😮😮 @deshaunwatson! 😮😮 📺: #HOUvsJAX on @nflnetwork Watch now on your 📱: https://t.co/mNcUQz4KgW How to watch on any device: https://t.co/12CyKg442X https://t.co/TWfLaBIfcO

Something like this happens every week... 😮😮 @deshaunwatson! 😮😮 📺: #HOUvsJAX on @nflnetwork Watch now on your 📱: https://t.co/mNcUQz4KgW H...

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Bee Movie, Community, and England: In England, after 2 thieves broke into a mans home and made off with his laptop, they inspected the device, found serious child abuse material and went to the cops regardless. The paedophile got 3 yrs in jail. The judge gave robbers a 12 month community service orders in light of their good deed Professionals have STANDARDS Bee movie judge

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Chrome, Future, and Internet: grawly NonAd Block ADD TO CHROME offered by gkcard 11) Eun 355 users OVERVIEW REVIEWS SUPPORT RELATED G 24 Compatible with your device This extension blocks any content that is NOT an ad. This shows you the Internet the way content creators want you to see it: by blocking any content that is NOT an ad. It helps you focus on the important parts of webpages Created for the Stupid Sht No One Needs & Terrible Ideas Hackathon 2016. ac0D New version improves performance and shows more ads Website Report Abuse Additional Information Version: 1.00.1 Updated: February 11, 2016 Size: 57.82KB Language: English (United States) This extension blocks any content that is NOT an ad. the future is here Zsnes !! you install this and then install adblock you get to look at absolutely nothing hobgoblinhero amish simulator 20+ Top Tumblr Posts | Page 5 of 10 | funnynmemes

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Gmail, Another, and Sign In: Gmail when you sign in on another device Oh my Gmail!!

Oh my Gmail!!

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Stalking, Gmail, and Another: Gmail when you sign in on another device Stop stalking me, Gmail

Stop stalking me, Gmail

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Gmail, Another, and Login: Gmail when you login from another device Verification

Verification

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Gmail, Another, and Login: Gmail when you login from another device

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Click, Shit, and Power: Scientists Develop Device To Transform Stress Into Electricity...Click to read more ift.tt/2iPH1IN DEVIN @freedevo Shit imma be able to power the whole world

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Dinosaur, Internet, and School: My school disabled the no internet dinosaur game. Pics& Gifs The owner of this device turned off the dinosaur game You're like Hitler, but even Hitler cared about Germany, or something Boomer teachers

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Dinosaur, Internet, and School: My school disabled the no internet dinosaur game. Pics& Gifs The owner of this device turned off the dinosaur game You truly are the lowest scum in history Those monsters

Those monsters

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Apple, God, and Google: oooo Sprint LTE @ 99% 8:54 AM Settings Emergency Chat Meltdown gave you my phone because l can't use or process speech right now, but l am still capable of text communication. My hearing and tactile senses are extremely sensitive in this state, so please refrain from touching me. Please keep calm, and proceed to the next screen that has a simple chat client through which we can communicate. Continue R...ht New Message Send @ 99% ooo Sprint LTE 9:02 AM Settings Emergency Chat Today 9:02 AM would you like to get out of here? Left yes please R...ht New Message Send the I'm O p qw r У u f jk d gh а S C b Z X 123 return space sweetandsavageautistic: thathumanwiththecatears: kuroba101: sweet-and-tender: lesbiandana: hello! I don’t know if anyone has already made a post about this before, but I just stumbled upon this app made specifically for when you’ve gone into a nonverbal anxiety attack!!! it was made by Jeroen De Busser who is an autistic computer science student. the app is really easy to use! all you do is open it and hand your phone to someone you need to communicate with during an attack but physically cannot, and it shows this cool little alert for the person to read, and then it takes them to an easy to use chat (that looks a lot like texting! except both of you are communicating using the same device). the alert message is completely customizable and you can have it say whatever you need! the app is called Emergency Chat and it’s available in the Apple Store and google play store. I highly recommend it to anyone who might need it :) OH MY GOD?!?!?? BOOST That’s so bootiful! thank you so much for this because i never know what to do when i cant talk to people and they just start trying to ask me questions and its really hard to force myself to say i cant talk and stuff. im definately getting this right now WHAT?

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Pop, Huffington, and Huffington Post: New Bubble Wrap Will No Longer Pop When You Squeeze It The Huffington Post | By Ed Mazza f </> I have created the most evil device ever New template

New template

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Dank, Fucking, and Memes: SCIENCEALERT.COM That Great Pacific Garbage Patch Cleaning Device Is Finally Working Properly Everyone 1iked that Finally some good fucking news by kokabrizvi MORE MEMES

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Fucking, News, and Good: SCIENCEALERT.COM That Great Pacific Garbage Patch Cleaning Device Is Finally Working Properly Everyone 1iked that Finally some good fucking news

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Memes, New York, and Best: Pick 0:28 15 EVIL GENIUSES ASTRALIS Round 24/30 Best of 5 P device Xyp9x+device tarik ESL One New York 2019 #ESLONE ONE (intel. Grand Final Brehze 6 100 device KAD 14 5 17 $50 $1200 A 2 Magisk stanislaw 7 100 KAD 7 2 20 $200 $1000 3 3Ppreeh tarik 8 K AD KAD 13 3 15 20 2 19 SO $1150 Xyp9x 100 4 Xyp9x Ethan 9 100 A D +100 100 23 /90 11 3 16 62 S450 $700 67 5 glalve CeRqo 100 paysafecard $250 $100 That does it! It took one extra map, but we take home first place at #ESLOne New York! GGs to @astralisgg. The support we have received this weekend is overwhelming, and this is only the beginning! #USA #BleedBlue https://t.co/wXifWw1bXg

That does it! It took one extra map, but we take home first place at #ESLOne New York! GGs to @astralisgg. The support we have received thi...

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Target, Tumblr, and Blog: oin the audience! LSCS New show idea: America's Next Top ackbox.tv Pick your favorite on your device now 2 audience votes b-atiful: pancakeke: another fun night of quiplash This is maybe the funniest possible outcome for this question

b-atiful: pancakeke: another fun night of quiplash This is maybe the funniest possible outcome for this question

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Google, Gmail, and What Is: Me *logs into Gmail with a different device* Google What is this placel? ds

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Model, Device, and Service: Promiu For service on this unit, call on's National Response Center (800) 824-2023 ase havve your units Model and eomber available Four years since installing the “Scissor Antitheft Device.” Nobody has figured out the flaw yet.

Four years since installing the “Scissor Antitheft Device.” Nobody has figured out the flaw yet.

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Target, Tumblr, and Blog: oin the audience! LSCS New show idea: America's Next Top ackbox.tv Pick your favorite on your device now 2 audience votes b-atiful: pancakeke: another fun night of quiplash This is maybe the funniest possible outcome for this question

b-atiful: pancakeke: another fun night of quiplash This is maybe the funniest possible outcome for this question

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Family, Friends, and Funny: xwaysi: heynowimalooser: pleasingly-aesthetics: Fun grape ball style decompression squeeze toy. Squeezing it’s body, it turns into grapes. Very good office or home pressure relief device can also be fun as a toy. Perfect gift for your friends, family or yourself to help relief stress and anxiety! => GET YOURS HERE <= want… i want

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Isis, Lost, and Afghanistan: leon@leyawn Aug 7 if i was in afghanistan i wouldv stopped isis ti 23K 351 85K Dan Crenshaw@DanCrenshawTX Aug 7 I was a Navy SEAL deployed in Afghanistan and lost my right eye to an improvised explosive device. You have no idea what you're talking about 12 t138 1.1K leon @leyawn Replying to @DanCrenshawTX rip to ur eye but im different 11:57 AM-7 Aug 2019 1,357 Retweets 6,790 Likes me irl

me irl

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Google, Gmail, and Security: Melogging into GMail from a new Google Security device

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College, Money, and Tablet: Fifty Shades of Whey @davenewworld_ Privilege is turning down a free PDF of a $200 college textbook bc "you don't like reading on a tablet" Connor I know we just met but im starving gimme some money I woulda had that airdropped to me on every device

I woulda had that airdropped to me on every device

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Crush, Penis, and Mind: MIND READER WITH THIS DEVICE ICAN NOW READ THE MIND OF My CRUSH! My penis is hard BEEP BEEP BEEP SHE IS ER ECT SRGRAFO I made this, enjoy

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Tldr, Business, and Free: Device Driver Installation Wizard License Agreement To continue, accept the following license agreement. To read the entire agreement, use the scroll bar or press the Page Down key. TLDR: You don't need to pay for it. Don't use this software to harm or kill A anybody. Use on your own risk. Don't sue me later, when it breaks or causes any damage. HID Wiimote is free for use in any environment, including but not necessarily limited to: personal, academic, commercial, government, business, non-profit, and for-profit. "Free" in the preceding sentence means that there is no cost or charge associated with the installation and use of HID Wiimote. Save As Print I accept this agreement OI don't accept this agreement Back Next Cancel This guy’s Wiimote driver installer license agreement has a TL;DR.

This guy’s Wiimote driver installer license agreement has a TL;DR.

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Hurricane, Rose, and Can: Hurricane Tip #1: If flooding becomes too severe, use a door as a flotation device. One door can hold two people....Rose. Why Rose, why??

Why Rose, why??

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Google, Acting, and Cia: Google: Someone just signed in on a device, do you know them? Me: -Well, of course I know him. He's me Google be acting like CIA sometimes :D hehe

Google be acting like CIA sometimes :D hehe

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Google, Time, and Another: Google after signing into my google account on another device me valid usename Every freaking time

Every freaking time

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Time, Watch, and Evil: 2009 ts a smartphone it can do anything dreamrci 2019: Stare into thisnightmarerectangle and watch society collapse in real time 123RF EVIL DEVICE

EVIL DEVICE

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Apple, God, and Google: oooo Sprint LTE @ 99% 8:54 AM Settings Emergency Chat Meltdown gave you my phone because l can't use or process speech right now, but l am still capable of text communication. My hearing and tactile senses are extremely sensitive in this state, so please refrain from touching me. Please keep calm, and proceed to the next screen that has a simple chat client through which we can communicate. Continue R...ht New Message Send @ 99% ooo Sprint LTE 9:02 AM Settings Emergency Chat Today 9:02 AM would you like to get out of here? Left yes please R...ht New Message Send the I'm O p qw r У u f jk d gh а S C b Z X 123 return space sweetandsavageautistic: thathumanwiththecatears: kuroba101: sweet-and-tender: lesbiandana: hello! I don’t know if anyone has already made a post about this before, but I just stumbled upon this app made specifically for when you’ve gone into a nonverbal anxiety attack!!! it was made by Jeroen De Busser who is an autistic computer science student. the app is really easy to use! all you do is open it and hand your phone to someone you need to communicate with during an attack but physically cannot, and it shows this cool little alert for the person to read, and then it takes them to an easy to use chat (that looks a lot like texting! except both of you are communicating using the same device). the alert message is completely customizable and you can have it say whatever you need! the app is called Emergency Chat and it’s available in the Apple Store and google play store. I highly recommend it to anyone who might need it :) OH MY GOD?!?!?? BOOST That’s so bootiful! thank you so much for this because i never know what to do when i cant talk to people and they just start trying to ask me questions and its really hard to force myself to say i cant talk and stuff. im definately getting this right now WHAT?

sweetandsavageautistic: thathumanwiththecatears: kuroba101: sweet-and-tender: lesbiandana: hello! I don’t know if anyone has already ma...

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Crush, Knowledge, and Irl: r/AskReddit u/taiwanna 15h If you were given a device that could show you everyone who has ever had a crush on you without your knowledge, would you use it? Why or why not? Discussion 43.4k 5.4k Share SINGLE COMMENT THREAD VIEW ALL Ricks SzechuanSauce1 9h If I wanted to stare at an empty screen I'd just go to my dm's Reply 594 me irl

me irl

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Android, Community, and Twitter: This 8 year old Mexican girl invented a solar powered device to heat water entirely out of Recycled materials Functions to provide hot water to low- income families in her community. It also saves trees! She is a HERO HER NAME IS Xóchitl Guadalupe Cruz KNOW HER NAME! 2:30 AM 8/16/19 Twitter for Android 50.7K Retweets 132K Likes That’s a hero alright! via /r/wholesomememes https://ift.tt/2PaTTvs

That’s a hero alright! via /r/wholesomememes https://ift.tt/2PaTTvs

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Android, Community, and Twitter: StanceGrounded @_SJPeace_ This 8 year old Mexican girl invented a solar powered device to heat water entirely out of Recycled materials Functions to provide hot water to low- income families in her community. It also saves trees! She is a HERO. HER NAME IS Xóchitl Guadalupe Cruz KNOW HER NAME! 9:30 PM 8/15/19. Twitter for Android 12K Retweets 30.5K Likes KNOW HER NAME!

KNOW HER NAME!

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Advice, Android, and Apple: creative writing MASTERPOST studysection: Hey guys! As a writer myself, it’s hard to have a lot of resources for writing in one place. That’s why I decided to create this masterpost, and maybe make more if I find future resources. I hope you like it, and expect to see more masterposts like this in the future! Generators Character Appearance Generator Archetypes Generator Character Generator Character Traits Generator Family Generator Job/Occupation Generator, (II) Love Interest Generator Motive Generator Name Generator Personality Generator, (II) Quick Character Generator Super Powers Generator Names Brand Name Generator Medicine Title Generator Name Generator Quick Name Generator Vehicle Generator Town Name Generator Plot First Encounter Generator First Line Generator, (II) Plot Generator, (II), (III) Plot Device Generator Plot Twist Generator Quick Plot Generator Setting/World-Building City Generator Fantasy Race Generator Laws Generator Pet Generator Setting Generator Species Generator Terrain Generator Prompts Subject Generator ”Take Three Nouns” Generator Word Prompt Generator Misc Color Generator Decision Generator Dialogue Generator Journey Generator Title Generator, (II), (III) Some Tips Just a few I found from the writing tips tag! Writing action / @berrybird How to create a strong voice in your writing / @collegerefs How to plot a complex novel in one day! / @lizard-is-writing 8 ways to get past writer’s block / @kiramartinauthor psa for writers / @dasakuryo ”Write Using Your 5 Senses” / @ambientwriting How People Watching Improves Your Writing / @wherethetransthingsare Writing Science Fiction: Tips for Beginners / @fictionwritingtips Creating Likeable Characters / @authors-haven Vocabulary Descriptive words / @somekindofstudent Words to replace “Said” / @msocasey Obscure color words / @mintsteelpeachlilac Words to spice up your stories / @busyibee Words to describe someone’s voice Words to Use Instead of Very / @gaybybirth Touchy Feely Words / @gaybybirth Some Advice Stephen King’s Top 20 Rules for Writers ”But my plot isn’t UNIQUE or BIG enough!” / @youreallwrite 8 Things Every Creative Should Know / @adamjk (How To) Get Over Comparing Yourself to Other Creatives / @adamjk How to Get Over Common Creative Fears (Maybe) / @adamjk 14 Tips From Stephen King On Writing / @i-can-give-you-prompts Playlists Electronic Thoughts / @eruditekid “Mix About Writing” An Instrumental Mix / @shadowofemirates Shut Up, I’m Writing! / @ninadropdead Chill / @endlessreveries Breathtaking Film Scores / @tweedskirts Music to Write to Vol. 1: Starlight / @crestadeen Music for Written Words / @ghoulpatch Dead Men Tell No Tales / @scamandersnewt Fatale / @dolcegf All These Things that I’ve Done / @referenceforwriters Feeling Soaking into Your Bones / @verylondon I Can Feel Your Pulse in the Pages / @rphelper Morally Ambiguous / @scamandersnewt Wonderwall / @wheelerwrites Pythia / @mazikeene Ballet: To Dance / @tanaquil Websites and Apps For Writing ZenPen: A minimalist writing website to keep you free of distractions and in the flow. The Most Dangerous Writing App: A website where you have to keep typing or all of your writing will be lost. It helps you keep writing…kind of. You can choose between a time or word count limit! Evernote: An online website where you can take notes and save the product to your laptop and/or smartphone! Writer, the Internet Typewriter: It’s just you and your writing, and you can save your product on the website if you create an account. Wordcounter: A website to help check your word and character count, and shows words you’re using frequently. Monospace: An Android app for writing on the go when you feel the inspiration, but you don’t have your laptop on you! For Productivity Tide: An app that combines a pomodoro-esque timer with nature sounds and other noises! (Google Play / Apple Store) ClearFocus: An Android app with a pomodoro-type time counter to let you concentrate easier and stay productive. Forest: An app with a time counter to keep you focused and off your phone, and when you complete the time limit, a tree grows in your garden! (Google Play / Apple Store) SelfControl: A Mac downloadable app that blocks you from distracting mail servers, websites, and other things! Prompt Blogs @writeworld @dialouge-prompts @oopsprompts @prompts-for-the-otp @creativepromptsforwriting @the-modern-typewriter @theprofessionalpromptmaker @writers-are-writers @otp-imagines-cult @witterprompts @havetobememes @auideas @putthepromptsonpaper @promptsonpaper @fyotpprompts @otpisms @soprompt @otpprompts @ablockforwritersblock @awritersnook Writing Tips Blogs @writeworld @anomalously-written @awritersnook @clevergirlhelps @referenceforwriters @whataboutwriting @thewritershelpers @nimblesnotebook @slitheringink

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Books, Movies, and Access: I HAVE AN EVEN SMALLER WIRELESS DEVICE THAT GINES ME ACCESS TO THOUSANDS OF BOOKS&MOVIES.. IT'S A LIBRARY CARD 00 Do you think that your attitude towards smartphones might be an extension of your fears that you, along with your items and beliefs of yesteryear, will become obsolete? That, rather than simply embracing both change and age, your avoidance and decrying of advancing technology will mask your slowly depleting youth? 00

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Google, Avengers, and Signs: Me: Signs in on a different device Google: Now this is an Avengers level threat Critical Security Alert!

Critical Security Alert!

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Conway, Internet, and Life: Trans computer scientist Lynn Conway is largely to thank for the device you're reading this on. Modern silicon chip design is mainly based on her ideas, and the textbook she co-wrote taught most of today's microchip designers. Plus, processors from the '90s onward were sped up with innovations she came up with in the '60s. And she achieved everything despite being fired by IBM in 1968, when she transitioned, and having to start her life over while hiding her past. CRACKED.COM elierlick: This is what we mean when we say trans women invented the internet.

elierlick: This is what we mean when we say trans women invented the internet.

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Being Alone, Amazon, and Drinking: o Verizon 10 66% 10:47 PM Alexa YOU MATCHED WITH ALEXA ON 5/4/17 So how many guys try to open with a pun involving your name and the amazon device? May 4, 2017, 8:00 PM Surprisingly few, but I'm open to the attempt. May 4, 2017, 9:07 PM Oh boy, you're asking for it hey alexa, what's my schedule look like for saturday night? May 4, 2017, 9:37 PM You have a recurring weekly event on Saturdays titled "Drinking Alone" May 4, 2017, 9:59 PM "Alexa, find me the nearest burn unit" Sent Send Type a Message... GIF I was doing so well

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Advice, Alive, and Ass: English Pronunciation If you can pronounce correctly every word in this poem, you will be speaking English better than 90 % of the native English speakers in the world. After trying the verses, a Frenchman said he'd prefer six months of hard labour to reading six lines aloud. Dearest creature in creation, Study English pronunciation. I will teach you in my verse Sounds like corpse, corps, horse, and worse. I will keep you, Suzy, busy, Make your head with heat grow dizzy. Tear in eye, your dress will tear. So shall I! Oh hear my prayer. Just compare heart, beard, and heard, Dies and diet, lord and word, Sword and sward, retain and Britain. (Mind the latter, how it's written.) Now I surely will not plague you With such words as plaque and ague. But be careful how you speak: Say break and steak, but bleak and streak Cloven, oven, how and low, Script, receipt, show, poem, and toe. Hear me say, devoid of trickery, Daughter, laughter, and Terpsichore, Typhoid, measles, topsails, aisles, Exiles, similes, and reviles; Scholar, vicar, and cigar, Solar, mica, war and far; One, anemone, Balmoral, Kitchen, lichen, laundry, laurel; Gertrude, German, wind and mind, Scene, Melpomene, mankind. Billet does not rhyme with ballet, Bouquet, wallet, mallet, chalet. Blood and flood are not like food, Nor is mould like should and would. Viscous, viscount, load and broad, Toward, to forward, to reward. And your pronunciation's OK When you correctly say croquet, Rounded, wounded, grieve and sieve, Friend and fiend, alive and live. Ivy, privy, famous; clamour And enamour rhyme with hammer. River, rival, tomb, bomb, comb, Doll and roll and some and home. Stranger does not rhyme with anger, Neither does devour with clangour. Souls but foul, haunt but aunt Font, front, wont, want, grand, and grant, Shoes, goes, does. Now first say finger, And then singer, ginger, linger, Real, zeal, mauve, gauze, gouge and gauge, Marriage, foliage, mirage, and age. Query does not rhyme with very, Nor does fury sound like bury. Dost, lost, post and doth, cloth, loth. Job, nob, bosom, transom, oath. Though the differences seem little, We say actual but victual. Refer does not rhyme with deafer. FeOffer does, and zephyr, heifer. Mint, pint, senate and sedate; Dull, bull, and George ate late. Scenic, Arabic, Pacific, Science, conscience, scientific Liberty, library, heave and heaven, Rachel, ache, moustache, eleven. We say hallowed, but allowed, People, leopard, towed, but vowed. Mark the differences, moreover, Between mover, cover, clover; Leeches,breeches, wise, precise Chalice, but police and lice; Camel, constable, unstable, Principle, disciple, label. Petal, panel, and canal, Wait, surp Worm and storm, chaise, chaos, chair, Senator, spectator, mayor. Tour, but our and succour, four. Gas, alas, and Arkansas. Sea, idea, Korea, area, Psalm, Maria, but malaria. Youth, south, southern, cleanse and clean. Doctrine, turpentine, marine. Compare alien with Italian, Dandelion and battalion. plait, promise, pal. Sally with ally, yea, ye, Eye,I, ay, aye, whey, and key. Say aver, but ever, fever, Neither, leisure, skein, deceiver. Heron, granary, canary. Crevice and device and aerie. Face, but preface, not efface. Phlegm, phlegmatic, ass, glass, bas. Large, but target, gin, give, verging, Ought, out, joust and scour, scourging. Ear, but earn and wear and tear Do not rhyme with here but ere. Seven is right, but so is even, Hyphen, roughen, nephew Stephen, Monkey, donkey, Turk and jerk, Ask, grasp, wasp, and cork and work. Pronunciation (think of Psyche!) Is a paling stout and spikey? Won't it make you lose your wits, Writing groats and saying grits? It's a dark abyss or tunnel: Strewn with stones, stowed, solace, gunwale, Islington and Isle of Wight, Housewife, verdict and indict. Finally, which rhymes with enough, Though, through, plough, or dough, or cough? Hiccough has the sound of cup. My advice is to give up!!! you should probably go to TheMetaPicture.com lolzandtrollz: Excellent English Pronunciation Poem

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Head, Shit, and The Voice: Ah Perry the Platypus l've seen you discovered my newest invention the voice-Inhead inator. With this device i will translate my voice into everyone's head while they read this across the whole Tri-State-Area! Holy shit it works

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