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        Being Alone, Booty, and Cats: RT
 This baby boy wasfoun
 food and diapers onacoldwinter night in Obninsk, Russia
 d with a bag containing baby
 Masha,the Cat, Saved the babyis life by curling
 around him
 and shielding!himtromlbelowitreezingtemperatures
 By the time paramedics responded totake thechild'toa
 hospital, Mashalhad grown protective of him, running after the
 baby and trvingttoljumplintothe ambulance afterhim
baenemy:
neurodivergent-crow:

jenniferrpovey:

goaliesarethebest:

pon-raul:

wewill-tryagain:

dendritic-trees:

booty-uprooter:

asryakino:

srsfunny:

Masha The Hero

They forgot the part where the ambulance actually stopped to let the cat in


oh good I was worried

What a good cat. What a kind cat. How can anyone not love cats they are so good and loving.

they also forgot the part where they only found the baby because masha was screaming her head off bc she knew this baby was in danger. she went around outside the alley the next morning and yelled at passerby until she got one to follow her to the baby. she kept him warm all night and then made sure someone found him. she was adopted after this bc she was a stray and is in a loving home and is a hero


Hero cat

Thank you, Masha, you’re such a good girl.

See.
Kittens can’t regulate their own body temperature. That’s why they pile up.
Cats see us as colony members.
Masha saw a kitten that was on its own, no mommy, no other kittens to cuddle with. She instinctively knew that was a cold kitten. She knew that a kitten alone on a cold night was very likely to die. Because a kitten would have died too.
So, all she was doing was what any good colony member does - protecting the abandoned kitten. Then when the abandoned kitten’s mommy didn’t come back, she called the rest of the colony for help.
People have this bizarre idea that housecats don’t have a social sense. They do, and it saved this kid’s life. And possibly Masha’s too, as life on the streets is dangerous for a kitty.
We say “good dog” all the time, but Masha was being a very, very good cat…not just by human moral standards but by feline ones.


Jackson Galaxy needs to do a My Cat From Heaven segment on her


anyone who says cats are ‘evil’ can go choke honestly

        

            
            

                
                
                    Being Alone, Booty, and Cats: RT
 This baby boy wasfoun
 food and diapers onacoldwinter night in Obninsk, Russia
 d with a bag containing baby
 Masha,the Cat, Saved the babyis life by curling
 around him
 and shielding!himtromlbelowitreezingtemperatures
 By the time paramedics responded totake thechild'toa
 hospital, Mashalhad grown protective of him, running after the
 baby and trvingttoljumplintothe ambulance afterhim
baenemy:
neurodivergent-crow:

jenniferrpovey:

goaliesarethebest:

pon-raul:

wewill-tryagain:

dendritic-trees:

booty-uprooter:

asryakino:

srsfunny:

Masha The Hero

They forgot the part where the ambulance actually stopped to let the cat in


oh good I was worried

What a good cat. What a kind cat. How can anyone not love cats they are so good and loving.

they also forgot the part where they only found the baby because masha was screaming her head off bc she knew this baby was in danger. she went around outside the alley the next morning and yelled at passerby until she got one to follow her to the baby. she kept him warm all night and then made sure someone found him. she was adopted after this bc she was a stray and is in a loving home and is a hero


Hero cat

Thank you, Masha, you’re such a good girl.

See.
Kittens can’t regulate their own body temperature. That’s why they pile up.
Cats see us as colony members.
Masha saw a kitten that was on its own, no mommy, no other kittens to cuddle with. She instinctively knew that was a cold kitten. She knew that a kitten alone on a cold night was very likely to die. Because a kitten would have died too.
So, all she was doing was what any good colony member does - protecting the abandoned kitten. Then when the abandoned kitten’s mommy didn’t come back, she called the rest of the colony for help.
People have this bizarre idea that housecats don’t have a social sense. They do, and it saved this kid’s life. And possibly Masha’s too, as life on the streets is dangerous for a kitty.
We say “good dog” all the time, but Masha was being a very, very good cat…not just by human moral standards but by feline ones.


Jackson Galaxy needs to do a My Cat From Heaven segment on her


anyone who says cats are ‘evil’ can go choke honestly

                    
                
            

            
                
                
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neurodivergent-crow:

jenniferrpovey:

goaliesarethebest:

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        Police, Run, and Target: CITY OF ATLANTA
 PUBLIC NOTICE
 URG
 ATLAY
 LANTA
 Please Do Not Dump Trash
 on White Supremacist Leaders' Properties
 People have been dumping trash on the properties of well-known white nationalists Sam Dickson and Evan
 Anderson. Dickson has said that this dumping is a financial hardship, and it interferes with his plans of gentrifying
 the Lakewood area and forcing out people of color. He and Anderson are very busy organizing with other white
 supremacists, including attending white pride rallies and providing violent white supremacists with material
 support.
 It has been too costly for them to hire security at each of these properties, and it is not possible for police to
 watch them at all times. So we are relying on your honor and goodwill to refrain from dumping garbage or doing
 other property damage to these locations, such as breaking windows and spray painting "Nazis get out". If the
 dumping continues, Dickson and Anderson may even be forced to sell the properties at a loss.
 Here is a list of Sam Dickson's and Evan Anderson's properties to please not dump any trash on:
 Hickory Hill 1185
 run by Sam Dickson
 Six lots on Rhodesia Ave (A and B on map)
 14 005700210453
 14 005700220320
 14 005700230360
 14 005700230352
 14 005700230345
 Turman Ave
 .14 0057 LL0053
 Rhodesia Ave SE
 Sun Rising
 run by Evan Anderson
 1701 Jonesboro Rd
 54
 building (D on map)
 Adair Ave SE
 Three lots on Lakewood
 Ave (C on map)
 14 005700250327
 14 005700250335
 14 005700250343
 Claire Dr SE
 ire Dr SE
 .
 The Beltem Trust
 managed by Sam
 Dickson
 139 Rhodesia Ave (Part of B on map)
 1445 Parsons St SE (Part of B on map)
 ·
antisolanum:
antifainternational:
C’mon now Atlanta they’re asking ever-so nicely!

I’m glad they gave specific addresses so the good people of atlanta know where not to dump their used diapers en masse

        

            
            

                
                
                    Police, Run, and Target: CITY OF ATLANTA
 PUBLIC NOTICE
 URG
 ATLAY
 LANTA
 Please Do Not Dump Trash
 on White Supremacist Leaders' Properties
 People have been dumping trash on the properties of well-known white nationalists Sam Dickson and Evan
 Anderson. Dickson has said that this dumping is a financial hardship, and it interferes with his plans of gentrifying
 the Lakewood area and forcing out people of color. He and Anderson are very busy organizing with other white
 supremacists, including attending white pride rallies and providing violent white supremacists with material
 support.
 It has been too costly for them to hire security at each of these properties, and it is not possible for police to
 watch them at all times. So we are relying on your honor and goodwill to refrain from dumping garbage or doing
 other property damage to these locations, such as breaking windows and spray painting "Nazis get out". If the
 dumping continues, Dickson and Anderson may even be forced to sell the properties at a loss.
 Here is a list of Sam Dickson's and Evan Anderson's properties to please not dump any trash on:
 Hickory Hill 1185
 run by Sam Dickson
 Six lots on Rhodesia Ave (A and B on map)
 14 005700210453
 14 005700220320
 14 005700230360
 14 005700230352
 14 005700230345
 Turman Ave
 .14 0057 LL0053
 Rhodesia Ave SE
 Sun Rising
 run by Evan Anderson
 1701 Jonesboro Rd
 54
 building (D on map)
 Adair Ave SE
 Three lots on Lakewood
 Ave (C on map)
 14 005700250327
 14 005700250335
 14 005700250343
 Claire Dr SE
 ire Dr SE
 .
 The Beltem Trust
 managed by Sam
 Dickson
 139 Rhodesia Ave (Part of B on map)
 1445 Parsons St SE (Part of B on map)
 ·
antisolanum:
antifainternational:
C’mon now Atlanta they’re asking ever-so nicely!

I’m glad they gave specific addresses so the good people of atlanta know where not to dump their used diapers en masse

                    
                
            

            
            
        

    

    

        
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        Ass, Fucking, and Nasty: 7:54 AM
 Q Searclh
 This is what happened to Gunner's leg after trying the
 parents choice pull ups. His pediatrician did confirm
 that he has a chemical burn. Please don't buy these pull
 ups!!!
 Every one please share thus post so that parents can
 be warned
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r-the-kawaii:

rosexxxblack:

wanderingobsidian:

These are giving babies chemical burns!!!

Please reblog and spread the news to not buy Parent Choice diapers due to them having harsh chemicals that harm cause terrible burns to little ones like this.

So I’ve used the Parent’s Choice brand wipes and diapers on my son before, they literally melted his skin off. After about 2 minutes after contact, his skin turned red hot and started blistering. We were able to get an emergency visit with his pediatrician, but he still has scars where the wipes and diapers burned him over 2 years later. This brand is AWFUL. How it’s still on the market? I have no fucking clue, but do not EVER EVER EVER gift these to someone with a newborn or small infant. The wipes actually have alcohol in them (I tried using the leftover wipes on my own ass and ended up with a nasty rash).

Err on the side of caution and go with a smaller pack of pampers or huggies, or even get a cheap starter set of cloth diapers (ToysRUs sells a small econo pack for $15), but DO NOT use these diapers. There’s no worse feeling than seeing those scars and knowing you inadvertently caused them by making a careless purchase.

BOOST TO BABY HAVING FOLLOWERS

WTF!!!! O_O

        

            
            

                
                
                    Ass, Fucking, and Nasty: 7:54 AM
 Q Searclh
 This is what happened to Gunner's leg after trying the
 parents choice pull ups. His pediatrician did confirm
 that he has a chemical burn. Please don't buy these pull
 ups!!!
 Every one please share thus post so that parents can
 be warned
 9
 2.
 Share
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trebled-negrita-princess:
r-the-kawaii:

rosexxxblack:

wanderingobsidian:

These are giving babies chemical burns!!!

Please reblog and spread the news to not buy Parent Choice diapers due to them having harsh chemicals that harm cause terrible burns to little ones like this.

So I’ve used the Parent’s Choice brand wipes and diapers on my son before, they literally melted his skin off. After about 2 minutes after contact, his skin turned red hot and started blistering. We were able to get an emergency visit with his pediatrician, but he still has scars where the wipes and diapers burned him over 2 years later. This brand is AWFUL. How it’s still on the market? I have no fucking clue, but do not EVER EVER EVER gift these to someone with a newborn or small infant. The wipes actually have alcohol in them (I tried using the leftover wipes on my own ass and ended up with a nasty rash).

Err on the side of caution and go with a smaller pack of pampers or huggies, or even get a cheap starter set of cloth diapers (ToysRUs sells a small econo pack for $15), but DO NOT use these diapers. There’s no worse feeling than seeing those scars and knowing you inadvertently caused them by making a careless purchase.

BOOST TO BABY HAVING FOLLOWERS

WTF!!!! O_O

                    
                
            

            
            
        

    

    

        
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        Being Alone, Booty, and Cats: RT
 This baby boy wasfoun
 food and diapers onacoldwinter night in Obninsk, Russia
 d with a bag containing baby
 Masha,the Cat, Saved the babyis life by curling
 around him
 and shielding!himtromlbelowitreezingtemperatures
 By the time paramedics responded totake thechild'toa
 hospital, Mashalhad grown protective of him, running after the
 baby and trvingttoljumplintothe ambulance afterhim
jenniferrpovey:
goaliesarethebest:

pon-raul:

wewill-tryagain:

dendritic-trees:

booty-uprooter:

asryakino:

srsfunny:

Masha The Hero

They forgot the part where the ambulance actually stopped to let the cat in


oh good I was worried

What a good cat. What a kind cat. How can anyone not love cats they are so good and loving.

they also forgot the part where they only found the baby because masha was screaming her head off bc she knew this baby was in danger. she went around outside the alley the next morning and yelled at passerby until she got one to follow her to the baby. she kept him warm all night and then made sure someone found him. she was adopted after this bc she was a stray and is in a loving home and is a hero


Hero cat

Thank you, Masha, you’re such a good girl.

See.
Kittens can’t regulate their own body temperature. That’s why they pile up.
Cats see us as colony members.
Masha saw a kitten that was on its own, no mommy, no other kittens to cuddle with. She instinctively knew that was a cold kitten. She knew that a kitten alone on a cold night was very likely to die. Because a kitten would have died too.
So, all she was doing was what any good colony member does - protecting the abandoned kitten. Then when the abandoned kitten’s mommy didn’t come back, she called the rest of the colony for help.
People have this bizarre idea that housecats don’t have a social sense. They do, and it saved this kid’s life. And possibly Masha’s too, as life on the streets is dangerous for a kitty.
We say “good dog” all the time, but Masha was being a very, very good cat…not just by human moral standards but by feline ones.

        

            
            

                
                
                    Being Alone, Booty, and Cats: RT
 This baby boy wasfoun
 food and diapers onacoldwinter night in Obninsk, Russia
 d with a bag containing baby
 Masha,the Cat, Saved the babyis life by curling
 around him
 and shielding!himtromlbelowitreezingtemperatures
 By the time paramedics responded totake thechild'toa
 hospital, Mashalhad grown protective of him, running after the
 baby and trvingttoljumplintothe ambulance afterhim
jenniferrpovey:
goaliesarethebest:

pon-raul:

wewill-tryagain:

dendritic-trees:

booty-uprooter:

asryakino:

srsfunny:

Masha The Hero

They forgot the part where the ambulance actually stopped to let the cat in


oh good I was worried

What a good cat. What a kind cat. How can anyone not love cats they are so good and loving.

they also forgot the part where they only found the baby because masha was screaming her head off bc she knew this baby was in danger. she went around outside the alley the next morning and yelled at passerby until she got one to follow her to the baby. she kept him warm all night and then made sure someone found him. she was adopted after this bc she was a stray and is in a loving home and is a hero


Hero cat

Thank you, Masha, you’re such a good girl.

See.
Kittens can’t regulate their own body temperature. That’s why they pile up.
Cats see us as colony members.
Masha saw a kitten that was on its own, no mommy, no other kittens to cuddle with. She instinctively knew that was a cold kitten. She knew that a kitten alone on a cold night was very likely to die. Because a kitten would have died too.
So, all she was doing was what any good colony member does - protecting the abandoned kitten. Then when the abandoned kitten’s mommy didn’t come back, she called the rest of the colony for help.
People have this bizarre idea that housecats don’t have a social sense. They do, and it saved this kid’s life. And possibly Masha’s too, as life on the streets is dangerous for a kitty.
We say “good dog” all the time, but Masha was being a very, very good cat…not just by human moral standards but by feline ones.

                    
                
            

            
                
                
jenniferrpovey:
goaliesarethebest:

pon-raul:

wewill-tryagain:

dendritic-trees:

booty-uprooter:

asryakino:

srsfunny:

Masha The Hero

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        Being Alone, Booty, and Cats: RT
 This baby boy wasfoun
 food and diapers onacoldwinter night in Obninsk, Russia
 d with a bag containing baby
 Masha,the Cat, Saved the babyis life by curling
 around him
 and shielding!himtromlbelowitreezingtemperatures
 By the time paramedics responded totake thechild'toa
 hospital, Mashalhad grown protective of him, running after the
 baby and trvingttoljumplintothe ambulance afterhim
jenniferrpovey:

goaliesarethebest:

pon-raul:

wewill-tryagain:

dendritic-trees:

booty-uprooter:

asryakino:

srsfunny:

Masha The Hero

They forgot the part where the ambulance actually stopped to let the cat in


oh good I was worried

What a good cat. What a kind cat. How can anyone not love cats they are so good and loving.

they also forgot the part where they only found the baby because masha was screaming her head off bc she knew this baby was in danger. she went around outside the alley the next morning and yelled at passerby until she got one to follow her to the baby. she kept him warm all night and then made sure someone found him. she was adopted after this bc she was a stray and is in a loving home and is a hero


Hero cat

Thank you, Masha, you’re such a good girl.

See.
Kittens can’t regulate their own body temperature. That’s why they pile up.
Cats see us as colony members.
Masha saw a kitten that was on its own, no mommy, no other kittens to cuddle with. She instinctively knew that was a cold kitten. She knew that a kitten alone on a cold night was very likely to die. Because a kitten would have died too.
So, all she was doing was what any good colony member does - protecting the abandoned kitten. Then when the abandoned kitten’s mommy didn’t come back, she called the rest of the colony for help.
People have this bizarre idea that housecats don’t have a social sense. They do, and it saved this kid’s life. And possibly Masha’s too, as life on the streets is dangerous for a kitty.
We say “good dog” all the time, but Masha was being a very, very good cat…not just by human moral standards but by feline ones.

        

            
            

                
                
                    Being Alone, Booty, and Cats: RT
 This baby boy wasfoun
 food and diapers onacoldwinter night in Obninsk, Russia
 d with a bag containing baby
 Masha,the Cat, Saved the babyis life by curling
 around him
 and shielding!himtromlbelowitreezingtemperatures
 By the time paramedics responded totake thechild'toa
 hospital, Mashalhad grown protective of him, running after the
 baby and trvingttoljumplintothe ambulance afterhim
jenniferrpovey:

goaliesarethebest:

pon-raul:

wewill-tryagain:

dendritic-trees:

booty-uprooter:

asryakino:

srsfunny:

Masha The Hero

They forgot the part where the ambulance actually stopped to let the cat in


oh good I was worried

What a good cat. What a kind cat. How can anyone not love cats they are so good and loving.

they also forgot the part where they only found the baby because masha was screaming her head off bc she knew this baby was in danger. she went around outside the alley the next morning and yelled at passerby until she got one to follow her to the baby. she kept him warm all night and then made sure someone found him. she was adopted after this bc she was a stray and is in a loving home and is a hero


Hero cat

Thank you, Masha, you’re such a good girl.

See.
Kittens can’t regulate their own body temperature. That’s why they pile up.
Cats see us as colony members.
Masha saw a kitten that was on its own, no mommy, no other kittens to cuddle with. She instinctively knew that was a cold kitten. She knew that a kitten alone on a cold night was very likely to die. Because a kitten would have died too.
So, all she was doing was what any good colony member does - protecting the abandoned kitten. Then when the abandoned kitten’s mommy didn’t come back, she called the rest of the colony for help.
People have this bizarre idea that housecats don’t have a social sense. They do, and it saved this kid’s life. And possibly Masha’s too, as life on the streets is dangerous for a kitty.
We say “good dog” all the time, but Masha was being a very, very good cat…not just by human moral standards but by feline ones.

                    
                
            

            
                
                
jenniferrpovey:

goaliesarethebest:

pon-raul:

wewill-tryagain:

dendritic-trees:

booty-uprooter:

asryakino:

srsfunny:

Masha The Hero

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        Black Friday, Disney, and Disney World: Iram
 @lramFlorCamacho
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mamamichine:

socialistexan:

lake–verity:

theryanproject:

buttcheekpalmkang:

ski-mvsk-mxbbin:


thelovelybones124:
This shit used to hurt me so much. Now when I go shopping I don’t even touch shit unless I know I want it lol cus I know that pain 

i’m that person you see folding something and putting it back after i’ve looked at it lol 


^^^ And if I can’t fold it back perfectly they’re gonna at least see that I tried. 


^^^^^^^^^^^^^


All.of.this


Worked in retail almost half a decade, and let me tell y'all this is daily, not just Black Friday or summer sales.
I’ve had people look me straight in the eyes while they knock over a perfectly folded stack of shirts off a table so they could put down their Starbucks cup. People leave food, drinks, diapers, used pads and bandages, even one time an actual syringe on tables.
I’ve had people destroy entire displays and complain about how dirty and “why don’t employees respect their own store” while I was directly next to them frantically trying to fix what they, themselves, just messed up.
This shit is so ingrained in me now that I fixed displays while on vacation in Disney World for a full half hour.
And before anyone says anything, no, actually picking up after grown adults that should know better, it actually isn’t my job to clean up after you all day. We have customer service, check for product, work the registers, keep the bathrooms clean, deal with angry customers, try to prevent shop lifting, and keep the store running. Recovery (fixing displays) is supposed to be low on our list because people aren’t supposed to be selfish shitheads. If you wouldn’t destroy your friend’s house, don’t destroy retail shops. 


I’ve literally had people ask me if I work at several stores before because I’m cleaning up after myself??? like they are asking me for help and I’m like “idk I don’t work here” then they are like “then why are you cleaning?”


It’s,,, basic manners,,, to clean after yourself,,, what is wrong with people,,,

        

            
            

                
                
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 @lramFlorCamacho
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 I hate people.
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 And y'all think folks in retail and food service
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 I hate people
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cawcawoedipus:

mamamichine:

socialistexan:

lake–verity:

theryanproject:

buttcheekpalmkang:

ski-mvsk-mxbbin:


thelovelybones124:
This shit used to hurt me so much. Now when I go shopping I don’t even touch shit unless I know I want it lol cus I know that pain 

i’m that person you see folding something and putting it back after i’ve looked at it lol 


^^^ And if I can’t fold it back perfectly they’re gonna at least see that I tried. 


^^^^^^^^^^^^^


All.of.this


Worked in retail almost half a decade, and let me tell y'all this is daily, not just Black Friday or summer sales.
I’ve had people look me straight in the eyes while they knock over a perfectly folded stack of shirts off a table so they could put down their Starbucks cup. People leave food, drinks, diapers, used pads and bandages, even one time an actual syringe on tables.
I’ve had people destroy entire displays and complain about how dirty and “why don’t employees respect their own store” while I was directly next to them frantically trying to fix what they, themselves, just messed up.
This shit is so ingrained in me now that I fixed displays while on vacation in Disney World for a full half hour.
And before anyone says anything, no, actually picking up after grown adults that should know better, it actually isn’t my job to clean up after you all day. We have customer service, check for product, work the registers, keep the bathrooms clean, deal with angry customers, try to prevent shop lifting, and keep the store running. Recovery (fixing displays) is supposed to be low on our list because people aren’t supposed to be selfish shitheads. If you wouldn’t destroy your friend’s house, don’t destroy retail shops. 


I’ve literally had people ask me if I work at several stores before because I’m cleaning up after myself??? like they are asking me for help and I’m like “idk I don’t work here” then they are like “then why are you cleaning?”


It’s,,, basic manners,,, to clean after yourself,,, what is wrong with people,,,

                    
                
            

            
            
        

    

    

        
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        Boner, Brains, and Children: Myths About Men That Need
 To Be Eradicated
 1.
 That we don't like cuddlin'. I will cuddle
 your brains out. I will cuddle you so good
 you will walk funny the next day
 2. We're not all emotionally stunted, sex
 driven idiots who think that women are
 some enigma
 3. Men are worse parents, and less
 nurturing, than women
 4. Just because I need to be physically
 attracted to a girl I'd like to date doesn't
 imply I only like girls for their looks
 5. That if we like kids, we're pedophiles.
 6. "Men shouldn't cry." Screw you, I ain't
 made out of stone
 7. That men cannot ever be victims of
 sexual assault.
 8. That men cannot ever be the victims of
 domestic abuse by a female partner.
 9. That men can't be affectionate, we just
 fake it for sex.
 10. That we don't get harshly judged for our
 appearance, and specifically our height.
 11. I'm not talking to you just because I want
 to bone you
 12. That, as a man and father, I'm incapable
 of changing diapers, feeding and
 nurturing my children, taking my kids to
 the park, am generally clueless when it
 comes to making decisions about
 household matters, can't grocery shop,
 can't sew or cook, and generally have no
 clue what to do with my
 kids/house/money
 13. Ladies, really, we have no idea what we
 did. Stop being mad and explain
 14. Commercials make us look like bumbling
 idiots who can't dress ourselves.
 15. When women say we ALL stereotype
 women, which is really them
 stereotyping men
 16. That men think about sex every 7
 seconds
 I/. All men like sports
 18. That by being sexually attracted to you,
 we are somehow dehumanizing you, or
 objectifying you. This can happen, but it
 is not an automatic consequence of a
 man's sexuality
 19. Having a boner doesn't always mean
 that we're excited, it can just happen for
 no goddamn reason and it doesn't make
 us more perverted than you girls!
 20. That enjoying effeminate things and
 enjoying women are mutually exclusive
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                    Boner, Brains, and Children: Myths About Men That Need
 To Be Eradicated
 1.
 That we don't like cuddlin'. I will cuddle
 your brains out. I will cuddle you so good
 you will walk funny the next day
 2. We're not all emotionally stunted, sex
 driven idiots who think that women are
 some enigma
 3. Men are worse parents, and less
 nurturing, than women
 4. Just because I need to be physically
 attracted to a girl I'd like to date doesn't
 imply I only like girls for their looks
 5. That if we like kids, we're pedophiles.
 6. "Men shouldn't cry." Screw you, I ain't
 made out of stone
 7. That men cannot ever be victims of
 sexual assault.
 8. That men cannot ever be the victims of
 domestic abuse by a female partner.
 9. That men can't be affectionate, we just
 fake it for sex.
 10. That we don't get harshly judged for our
 appearance, and specifically our height.
 11. I'm not talking to you just because I want
 to bone you
 12. That, as a man and father, I'm incapable
 of changing diapers, feeding and
 nurturing my children, taking my kids to
 the park, am generally clueless when it
 comes to making decisions about
 household matters, can't grocery shop,
 can't sew or cook, and generally have no
 clue what to do with my
 kids/house/money
 13. Ladies, really, we have no idea what we
 did. Stop being mad and explain
 14. Commercials make us look like bumbling
 idiots who can't dress ourselves.
 15. When women say we ALL stereotype
 women, which is really them
 stereotyping men
 16. That men think about sex every 7
 seconds
 I/. All men like sports
 18. That by being sexually attracted to you,
 we are somehow dehumanizing you, or
 objectifying you. This can happen, but it
 is not an automatic consequence of a
 man's sexuality
 19. Having a boner doesn't always mean
 that we're excited, it can just happen for
 no goddamn reason and it doesn't make
 us more perverted than you girls!
 20. That enjoying effeminate things and
 enjoying women are mutually exclusive
srsfunny:Some Men Want To See The World Demystified
                    
                
            

            
            
        

    

    

        
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        Clothes, Fucking, and Homeless: Don't forget
 Clothes
 Laptop
 Keys
 Toothbrush
 Wallet or purse
 Check the safe
 Passport
 Check the bedside table
 Mobile phone
 Kids
 Steal the toiletries
 Chargers
youcantseebutimmakingaface:

trilliath:

halduron-brightwang:

slightlynaive:

diary-of-a-chinese-kid:
This hotel reminds you to steal the toiletries!
I work in hotels/resorts, and honestly, take the little shampoos and soaps! We throw them away when you leave (we don’t know if you’ve opened them and messed with them or whatever, so for health and safety it all goes in the trash)If you stay at the fancier places or chains, they’ve actually done some bit of thought into the scents for the toiletries, in that if you use them while at home you’ll remember the time you stayed at the hotel and be more likely to return.Just don’t take the towels or the robes or any of that shit, it’s expensive.

This is true, all soaps, shampoos, and the like are tossed after a guest checks out of the hotel even if it’s clearly unopened because it is considered a health hazard violation in most places if they’re left there. If someone were to somehow get sick from it, a hotel can be shut down. Just take the toiletries, they’re ordered in bulk as is and only cost the hotel a few dollars to order them by the hundreds

And even if you don’t use them, you can donate them to your local homeless shelter or other similar charity and give someone something they could use that would otherwise go to waste.

PLEASE TAKE THE SOAPS. PLEASE DONATE THE SOAPS. It’s one of the biggest requests shelters/supply banks get. You want to make their fucking day? Show up with socks, undies, diapers, and toiletries.

        

            
            

                
                
                    Clothes, Fucking, and Homeless: Don't forget
 Clothes
 Laptop
 Keys
 Toothbrush
 Wallet or purse
 Check the safe
 Passport
 Check the bedside table
 Mobile phone
 Kids
 Steal the toiletries
 Chargers
youcantseebutimmakingaface:

trilliath:

halduron-brightwang:

slightlynaive:

diary-of-a-chinese-kid:
This hotel reminds you to steal the toiletries!
I work in hotels/resorts, and honestly, take the little shampoos and soaps! We throw them away when you leave (we don’t know if you’ve opened them and messed with them or whatever, so for health and safety it all goes in the trash)If you stay at the fancier places or chains, they’ve actually done some bit of thought into the scents for the toiletries, in that if you use them while at home you’ll remember the time you stayed at the hotel and be more likely to return.Just don’t take the towels or the robes or any of that shit, it’s expensive.

This is true, all soaps, shampoos, and the like are tossed after a guest checks out of the hotel even if it’s clearly unopened because it is considered a health hazard violation in most places if they’re left there. If someone were to somehow get sick from it, a hotel can be shut down. Just take the toiletries, they’re ordered in bulk as is and only cost the hotel a few dollars to order them by the hundreds

And even if you don’t use them, you can donate them to your local homeless shelter or other similar charity and give someone something they could use that would otherwise go to waste.

PLEASE TAKE THE SOAPS. PLEASE DONATE THE SOAPS. It’s one of the biggest requests shelters/supply banks get. You want to make their fucking day? Show up with socks, undies, diapers, and toiletries.

                    
                
            

            
            
        

    

    

        
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        Being Alone, Charlie, and Facebook: toddler facebook from MOMMYSHORTS.com
 Ava B
 My mom thinks I'm going down for a nap when we get home.
 Bwahahaha. She's hilarious.
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 15 toddlers like this.
 1 minute ago Like 3
 Luke A FYI- I convinced my mom I don't need a nap. Now she lets
 me watch TV every afternoon because SHE needs a break! WIN
 23 seconds ago Like 14
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 Kara G
 I pooped in the bath tub while taking a bath last night and my mom
 had to scoop it up with a cup and flush it down the toilet. LMAO!
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 Owen G
 Forgot the teacher's name at Gymboree today so called her Mommy.
 What's the big deal? Isn't that every woman's name?
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 Gillian H It's the woman in my house's name.
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 Thomas L Mine too!
 5 minutes ago Like.
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 Lee P
 My cat really looks like it needs it's tail pulled. Repeatedly.
 Like Comment 18 minutes ago
 34 toddlers like this.
 Martin D
 So, here's the thing. I totally know how to use the potty. But Mommy
 keeps giving me treats if I make it seem like a surprise when I go.
 Psht. Diapers for life, yo.
 Like Comment 30 minutes ago
 47 toddlers like this.
 Hannah W I stopped using diapers at 15 months.
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 Write a comment..
 KortneyA
 I opened all of my mom's tampons today and watched them expand in
 the toilet. It was awesome. You should all try this at home.
 Like Comment 34 minutes ago
 16 toddlers like this.
 Cassie S
 Why did mommy walk into the laundry room?! Oh no, I don't think
 she's ever coming back! I'm going to be in the living room alone
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 Thomas L UPDATE: She came back. Sorry for the false alarm.
 44 minutes ago
 Write a comment...
 Shelley B
 It's fun to ask for "no bubbles" once my bubble bath is ready.
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 33 toddlers like this.
 Lucas N
 Is it bedtime yet? Because that's the time I like to announce I'm
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 10 toddlers like this.
 Mark T I'm about to pretend I need to poop on the potty so... YES.
 50 minutes ago Like 1
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 Nikki S
 Watch, I'm gonna ask for a red popsicle and when mom gives it to
 me, I'm going to scream 'I SAID PURPLE' and have a fit.
 Like Comment 1 hour ago
 44 toddlers like this.
 Ella B Ha. I tried that yesterday with the blue sippy cup
 instead of the green one. SO MUCH FUN!!!!
 54 minutes ago Like 4
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                    Being Alone, Charlie, and Facebook: toddler facebook from MOMMYSHORTS.com
 Ava B
 My mom thinks I'm going down for a nap when we get home.
 Bwahahaha. She's hilarious.
 Like Comment 2 minutes ago
 15 toddlers like this.
 1 minute ago Like 3
 Luke A FYI- I convinced my mom I don't need a nap. Now she lets
 me watch TV every afternoon because SHE needs a break! WIN
 23 seconds ago Like 14
 Write a comment...
 Kara G
 I pooped in the bath tub while taking a bath last night and my mom
 had to scoop it up with a cup and flush it down the toilet. LMAO!
 Like Comment 4 minutes ago
 12 toddlers like this
 Lila G I hope it wasn't one of my sippy cups, sis!
 3 minutes ago via mobile Like s 2
 Write a comment...
 Owen G
 Forgot the teacher's name at Gymboree today so called her Mommy.
 What's the big deal? Isn't that every woman's name?
 Like Comment 10 minutes ago
 21 toddlers like this.
 Gillian H It's the woman in my house's name.
 9 minutes ago Like 5
 Thomas L Mine too!
 5 minutes ago Like.
 Write a comment...
 Lee P
 My cat really looks like it needs it's tail pulled. Repeatedly.
 Like Comment 18 minutes ago
 34 toddlers like this.
 Martin D
 So, here's the thing. I totally know how to use the potty. But Mommy
 keeps giving me treats if I make it seem like a surprise when I go.
 Psht. Diapers for life, yo.
 Like Comment 30 minutes ago
 47 toddlers like this.
 Hannah W I stopped using diapers at 15 months.
 22 minutes ago Like
 Charlie G UNLIKE
 15 minutes ago Like 32
 Write a comment..
 KortneyA
 I opened all of my mom's tampons today and watched them expand in
 the toilet. It was awesome. You should all try this at home.
 Like Comment 34 minutes ago
 16 toddlers like this.
 Cassie S
 Why did mommy walk into the laundry room?! Oh no, I don't think
 she's ever coming back! I'm going to be in the living room alone
 Like Comment 45 minutes ago
 1 toddler likes this.
 Thomas L UPDATE: She came back. Sorry for the false alarm.
 44 minutes ago
 Write a comment...
 Shelley B
 It's fun to ask for "no bubbles" once my bubble bath is ready.
 Like Comment 48 minutes ago
 33 toddlers like this.
 Lucas N
 Is it bedtime yet? Because that's the time I like to announce I'm
 ready to eat my dinner
 Like Comment 1 hour ago
 10 toddlers like this.
 Mark T I'm about to pretend I need to poop on the potty so... YES.
 50 minutes ago Like 1
 Write a comment...
 Nikki S
 Watch, I'm gonna ask for a red popsicle and when mom gives it to
 me, I'm going to scream 'I SAID PURPLE' and have a fit.
 Like Comment 1 hour ago
 44 toddlers like this.
 Ella B Ha. I tried that yesterday with the blue sippy cup
 instead of the green one. SO MUCH FUN!!!!
 54 minutes ago Like 4
 Daniel N LOL. Moms are so easy to piss off
 24 minutes ago Like- 23
 Write a comment...
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 you should probably go to TheMetaPicture.com
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