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Bad, Drinking, and Dude: Now, this is a story all about how My lite got flipped-turned upside down And l'd like to take a minute Just sit right there I'll tell you how I became the prince of a town called Bel Air In Philadelphia born and raised On the playground was where I spent most of my days Chillin' out maxin' relaxin' all cool And all shootin some b-ball outside of the school When a couple of guys who were up to no good Started making trouble in my neighborhood I got in one little fight and my mom got scared She said 'You're movin' with your auntie and uncle in Bel Air' l begged and pleaded with her day after day But she packed my suit case and sent me on my way She gave me a kiss and then she gave me my ticket. I put my Walkman on and said, 'I might well kick it'. First class, yo this is bad Drinking orange juice out of a champagne glass. Is this what the people of Bel-Air living like? Ham this might be alright. But wat hear theyre prissy, bourgeois, all that Is this the type of place that they just send this cool cat?I don't think so T'll see when get there hope they're prepared for the prince of Bel Air Well, the plane landed and when I came out There was a dude who looked like a cop standing there with my name out I ain't trying to get arrested yet I just got here I sprang with the quickness like lightning disappeared I whistled for a cab and when it came near The license plate said fresh and it had dice in the mirror If anything could say that this cab was rare But I thought 'Nah, forget it "Yo, homes to Bel Air' I pulled up to the house about seven or eigth And I yelled to the cabbie Yo homes smell ya later looked at my kingdom was finally there To sit on my throne as And a couple of guys. They were up to no good. Shootin a couple cops inside my neighborhood. Got in one little fight and their homies got scared. Said we takin' a couple hostages and going upstairs.

And a couple of guys. They were up to no good. Shootin a couple cops inside my neighborhood. Got in one little fight and their homies got sc...

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Tbh, Dice, and Pyro: 11 10 A high king dice I had a prompt for pyro, This is what someone else thought it was.They're not wrong tbh.

I had a prompt for pyro, This is what someone else thought it was.They're not wrong tbh.

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Friends, Fucking, and Love: New group of D&D players starterpack Just wants everyone to have a good time Starts everyone out in a tavern Tries their best Has 5 campaigns of expierience Despises the Villain Spent hours and hours setting everything up patient as they Is as can manage The Dungeon Master Roleplays constantly Hates combat Despises the Mass Murderer Knows the lore better than Started a bar fight in the opening tavern the dungeon master Despises the Tryhard ("It's just a game, bro") Talks with an accent or a voice 70% of the time Tries to either kill or seduce everyone The Actor one who has all of the characters' names memorized Only The DM has to keep making up characters to replace the ones he's killed Has drawn every player's character The Mass Murderer Favorite video game is GTA Fucking love combat Dies after trying to fight the entire party single-handedly Doesn't have any fun unless they're being an asshole Betrays the party Manufactures plot twists Despises the rulebook The DM has to constantly rewrite everything Played thinks they're hot shit one time before and Tries to come up with the most rediculous solutions Best friends with The Villain Despises the Dungeon The Actor A little too enthusiastic about Master the open-endedness of the game Wants to be the center of attention Has a really edgy character Literally never attacks depositonotos ormally or moves nor The Improviser "You can't do that!" Has played in 30 campaigns "I can do that, right?" Ignores the obvious answers to everything Constantly has a calculator next to them Optimizes their build Despised by everyone Doesn't understand "Uh, what are my options?" the game Despises The Improviser "Why so many dice?" are there "Is it my turn?" Opens the rulebook every time someone so much as breathes The Tryhard On their phone most of the time "That rule is from 4e!" Needs to start wearing deodorant Micromanages everyone "Wait, what am I supposed to do?" "How do you "Wait, are we all on the same team?" The Clueless win this game?" New group of D&D players starter pack
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Friends, Future, and Money: BUFFALO WILD WINGS NINGS VE ES BUFFALO WILD WINGS FAN FAVE SAUCES SPI GARL SPICY GARLIG TEAM MAKE A ARD UP KS TNE iion BOU ONEY ERK SPICY GARLIC STARD e Fast-Dealing Property Trading Game MONOPOLY FOR MILLENNIALS PARTICIPATION ADULTING IS HARD. YOU DESERVE A BREAK FROM THE RAT RACE! PU CONTENTS: Gameboard, 6 Tokens, 16 Destinat Cards, 16 Chance Cards, 16 Com Chest Cards, 64 Experience Chips Money Pack, 2 Dice, and Game G LIVE A LITTLE! Collect Experience points by visiting the hottest Destinations- from your Friend's Couch to the Vegan Bistro to a Week-Long Meditation Retreat! SET THE TREND! Collect money from players who visit the Destinations you discovered first. MONOPOLY FOR MILLENNIALS VSITING WIN! EST The player who collects the most Experience-not the most money-wins! SHARE BIKE SHARE ENDS ANCE Hechro PAREN'S BASE COLECT 20 SALARY AS YOU PAS MONOPOLY GO The HASBRO, HASBRO GAMING, PARKER BROTHERS, and MONOPOLY names and logos, the distinctive design of the gameboard he four corner squares, the MR. MONOPOLY name and character, as well as each of the distinctive elements of the board and olaying pieces are trademarks of Hasbro for its property trading game and game equipment 1935, 2018 Hasbro, Pawtucket, RI 02861-1059 USA. All Rights Reserved. TM & denote U.S. Trademarks olors and parts may vary from those pictured. Please retain this information for future reference. HASBRO CANADA, LONGUFUIL QC, CANADA J4G 1G2. es couleurs et les pièces peUvent différer de celles illustrées. Conservez cette information pour référence ultérieure HASBROGAMING.CC AADE IN USA WRS DICE AND TOKENS AMADE IN CHINA/FABRIQUE AUX E.-U. AVEC DES ET PIONS FABRIQUES EN CHINE BRAND Who is even the target audience? Are they relying on people buying it ironically?

Who is even the target audience? Are they relying on people buying it ironically?

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Target, Survivor, and Dice: Centaur Traits Hooves. Your hooves are natural melee weapons, with which you're proficient. If you hit with a hoof, the target takes bludgeoning damage equal to 1d6 + your Strength modifier. Equine Build. You count as one size larger when determining your carrying capacity and the weight you can push or drag. In addition, any climb that requires hands and feet is especially difficult for you because of your hooves. When you make such a climb, each foot of movement costs you 4 extra feet, instead of the normal 1 extra foot Finally, a Medium or smaller creature can ride on your equine back if you allow it. In such a situation, you continue to act independently, not as a controlled mount Survivor. You have proficiency in the Survival skill The following traits are shared by player characters who are centaurs Ability Score Increase. Your Strength score increases by 2, and your Wisdom score increases by 1 Age. Centaurs mature and age at about the same rate as humans. Alignment. Centaurs are inclined toward neutrality Size. Your size is Medium, yet you tower over most other humanoids Speed. Your base walking speed is 40 feet. Charge. If you move at least 20 feet straight toward a target and then hit it with a melee weapon attack on the same turn, roll the weapon's damage dice twice and add them together. Once you use this ability, you can't use it again until you finish a short or long rest. Hybrid Nature. You have two creature types: humanoid and monstrosity. You can be affected by a game effect if it works on either of your creature types
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Af, Black, and Dice: THOUGHTS & PRAYERS PRAYERS Weapons, legendary (requires atanement While you are attuned to Prayers and wearing it on your hand, you receive the following benests Thoughts & Prayers is a pair of twin knockle dusters Each is molded from the same type of metal bst. whereas Thoughts is almost fully black in color Prayers is almoot white. Each can be uned independently of the other, however they are more powerful when used together by a single creatare. If the weagoss become separated-either by moving 300 apart or by moving into different planes-any creature in possession of either item at the time of separation must make a Constitation saving throw. Thoughts deals 2d10 poychic damage on a failed save or half as mach on a successfal cne. Prapers deals 2d10 radiant damage on a failed save or half as much on a saccessfel one. Whenever you succeed on a melee attack against a creature using Prayers, you regain Id4 HP Whenever you succeed on a melee attack using Prayers, it deals an additional Id4 radiam damage Osce per long rest while aroaned. Prayers allows you to supencharge an attack by casting Blinding Smite as a bous action (save DC 18). WHEN USED TOGETHER Whle wearing and auned to both weapons the dice ed when calculating paychicradiant damage as a resalt of a melee attack becomes 1d6. Make sure you declare which weapon you are attacking with before making your amack rell. MELEE DAMAGE If your class has special rules for making unarmed strikes (sach as the Monk class). you are sot considered armed while wearing these weapons. Each weapon gives you +1 to narmed strike damage rolls af your class does not have special rales for unarmed strikes, each item functions as a simple, light weapen or you dealing bludgesning damage equal to 1d6+ your damage modier CREDITS & DISCLAIMERS ocL CONTENT Y WSKI-vaa This document is peovided freely "as is" without any specidc restrictions or warranties, however artwork included hereis may have usage limitations attached Dungeoes & Deagons in property of Wiaards of the Coast LLC (WoC) Brewski is not affiiated with WoC or the creators of original artwork herein. Some artwork my have been edited for inclusion in this documeat ТноиGHTS While you are attuned to Thoughts and wearing it cn your hand, you receive the following benefes You get +2 to Wisdom saving throws. Whenever you succeed on a melee attack using Thoughts, it deals an additional Id4 psychic damage Once per long rest, while ataned, Thoughts allows you to supercharge an attack by casting Staggering Smite as a bonus action (save DC 18)
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Funny, Memebase, and Memes: 20 STR, 0 DEX 30 Dungeons And Dragons Memes For All You Dice Throwers - Memebase - Funny Memes

30 Dungeons And Dragons Memes For All You Dice Throwers - Memebase - Funny Memes

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