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The Hillbilly Horror Picture Show: thecheshiresmiles everytime I hear about children of the corn I think about the guy I met at comic con who actually lived in the town they filmed that movie at, and on the farm where they filmed in the corn. he was a teenager at the time and him and his friends would get drunk on moonshine and rustle the corn and let the air out of the tires of the production team's trailers and shit. and now there's Wikipedia pages about how the children of the corn set was haunted and they thought they angered god but it was really just drunk hillbillies trashcandean I don't like adding to posts but I also have a funny story like this, so lI was watching the movie the Blair witch which takes place in burkettsville maryland which to me is so funny because that is were my grandfather lives and the town is literally just old people and cows with their main street consisting of a post office. Well anyway he told me that after it came out people were coming in like bus loads to the town to find the witch and my grandfather lives up in the Mountain area and people were up in his property trying to find the witch and it made him angry so he went out and hung up stick people and stacked rocks and it freaked the people out so they started thinking something was out there when really it was my 80 year old Italian grandpa who wanted people out of his woods ginathethundergoddess We had ghost hunters come to a historic house in my town to film and if you think every high school kid in town respectfully stayed at home that night instead of going to fuck up that filming you're dead wrong animentality this is comforting, actually, sometimes paranormal things are just a bunch of bored people dicking around in the woods thepoorgroomsbrideisatrot New favorite cryptid: locals Source:thecheshir esmiles The Hillbilly Horror Picture Show
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Anon loves 4chan: No. 675502217 17 minutes ago me JPG 126.4 KiB 800x734 ke la >be me >be pretyping greentext on phone parents ask what I'm doing on my phone say its just 4chan and stuff think they don't know what that nepalesian fur collecting board is anyway >days pass, forgot about it already >be tapping in my room suddenly hear talking infront of my door >ninjamode exe >grab blanket and put in around me & my listen carefully silence mp3 at least they didn't come in a few days later >be dicking around on /b/ chuckle while typing because of some funny shit >parents ask what I'm doing again say its just 4chan they look at each other confused jpg >be me sitting in my room >be me sitting in my room parents calling me >"anon we need to talk" >ohhellno.fgt come downstairs, they're sitting in the living room sit down, your mother and I have to ask you something >k >"Why don't you ever bring this Chan home? >wut.jpg Yes, we're your family and we want to meet your boyfriend if it is that serious. Did you think we wouldnt accept you or your orientation? >niggawut jpg You know you can always talk to us." >niggawutisdis.jpg And it is ok if you and him are intimate with each other, there is nothing to be ashamed of. Just be careful if you send nude pictures over the internet. >Mom laughs awkwardly don't understand how you kids just stare at each others pictures and do... Y'know >Dad nods awkwardly in agreement "Son, just stay safe and remember, we're right here for you" >hands me a condom >mfw he thought I am sexting with someone named Chan >mfw he thought was sending texts 4 Chan Anon loves 4chan
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