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most of house was flooded, he's
suffered multiple mini stroke, & he can
hardly remember anything prior to
2015... His gf is actually kind enough
to write down everything they did on
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Brad Pitt, Memes, and Movies: DID YOU KNOW
MOVIES
FACT #1160
Having worked all day without a break for
lunch, Brad Pitt suggested his character Rusty
in ocean's Eleven should be known for eating
all of the time. In one scene that took a
considerable amount of takes, he ended up
consuming 40 shrimps.
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Birthday, Food, and Reddit: VIRGIN
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u/Davidtungstenfield 4h
Prison guards of reddit what it the
most extreme thing you ever saw
happen in your prison?
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jaded68 1h
This is taking the word "extreme" to a different
level, but when I was a prison guard (female
working in a men's max) I worked in the kitchen. I
tried to be firm, fair and consistent and it worked,
I mean, I went home whole every night. Somehow
a few of the prisoners found out it was my
birthday and towards the middle of my shift they
had me come around the office and there on the
table was a 4 layer industrial size cake with pink
frosting. I was touched. They told me to get my
piece before everyone else did, and not even 10
minutes later it was gone
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awesomacious:
Once again, food brings people together in the unlikeliest of places
awesomacious: Once again, food brings people together in the unlikeliest of places
![Anaconda, Zombies, and How: Derek
@ProdigyNelson
[apocalypse]
Guy: how did we lose 100 years worth
of batteries
Me: *struggling to hide like, a ton of
tamagotchis* it was the zombies](https://pics.me.me/thumb_derek-prodigynelson-apocalypse-guy-how-did-we-lose-100-years-37819810.png)
Alive, Love, and School: When I was in high school, I freelanced. I wrote...
I wrote Obituaries for people who were
still alive.
When a celebrity dies, about fifteen minutes
later, the newspaper comes out and
there are three pages of right ups about
him and wonder how did they write it that fast?
It's all there in advance and that's how you
know you're famous and l would love to
to think that somewhere my obituary is
in a file somewhere
THEN ID KNOW IVE MADE IT
awesomacious:
Thanks Stan Lee
awesomacious: Thanks Stan Lee
Girls, Memes, and Movies: DID YOU KNO
MOVIE
FACT #1161
In the comics, The Grandmaster has blue skin. Director
Taika Waititi decided against applying blue make-up to
Jeff Goldblum for Thor: Ragnarok however, because he
felt Goldblum was a good enough actor to not need it
and because Goldblum played a blue-colored character
in Earth Girls Are Easy
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Ash, Memes, and How To: ash
@esnytrash
why did US schools teach us how to
square dance in the fourth grade what
was the reason
Post 1591: y the hELL havent u followed @kalesaladquotes yet
Post 1591: y the hELL havent u followed @kalesaladquotes yet
Blunts, Disney, and Memes: DID YOU KNOW
MOVIESS
FACT #1160
Julie Andrews turned down a cameo
appearance in Mary Poppins Returns, fearing
that it would over shadow Emily Blunts
performance. She said, "this is Emily's show
and I really want it to be Emily's show."
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Memes, Movies, and Netflix: DID YOU KNOW
MOVIES
FACT #1159
To completely distinguish Man of Steel as a new
film separate from previous ones, the iconic
"Superman Theme" by John Williams wasn't heard.
This is the first Warner Brothers Superman film to
not incorporate Williams' score.
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Birthday, Memes, and Wow: WHO DID YOU
SAY HE WAS
GOING TO
WITATE?
wOw!
OK, SNOOPY..60 AHEAD..
FRIGHTENING, ISNT IT
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Happy 90th Birthday, Mickey Mouse! 🎂 This strip was originally published on November 26, 1955.
Happy 90th Birthday, Mickey Mouse! 🎂 This strip was originally published on November 26, 1955.
Horny, Life, and Memes: You gotta be a different type of horny to
fuck Casey Anthony after what she did
E! News @enews
Casey Anthony has "had trouble finding guys
who are interested in her" but now has a new
man in her life, eonli.ne/2D7bvB
At this point I’d fuck anything that performs cellular respiration
At this point I’d fuck anything that performs cellular respiration
Grandma, Memes, and PlayStation: yabkat
@ohen39
PlayStation
PAL
[gets pulled over]
cop: do you know how fast you were
growing?
me: officer, I wa-wait did you say
TONY HAWKS
P O TATER
AN growing?
GLIFBERG KOSTON
Cop: *removes mask to reveal
grandma* vou've gotten so big
memehumor:
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![Grandma, Memes, and PlayStation: yabkat
@ohen39
PlayStation
PAL
[gets pulled over]
cop: do you know how fast you were
growing?
me: officer, I wa-wait did you say
TONY HAWKS
P O TATER
AN growing?
GLIFBERG KOSTON
Cop: *removes mask to reveal
grandma* vou've gotten so big
memehumor:
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Hoes, Memes, and Say It: pulls long hair off of my bf knowing
good and well it's mine*
my brain
Don't say it
Don't sayit
Don't say it
Don't say it
Don't say it
Don't say it
Don't say it
me: which one of your hoes did this
come from
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Tumblr, Blog, and Domestic Violence: I want to be clear: I DID NOT commit
domestic violence nor have I ever
committed domestic violence. I did not
strike any woman nor have I ever. I did
not strike my ex-wife in the face nor did I
hit anyone else in the face. I am a decent
man & I look forward to being
exonerated.
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@willrowactor
Replying to @MichaelAvenatti
This is what Kavanaugh was
saying, you didn't believe him
you wanted the whole world not
to believe him before there was
any chance of an investigation.
No presumption of innocence
Why should you be afforded
this?
friendly-neighborhood-patriarch:
political-dissonance:
#FairPoint
Go to hell.
“Believe women”
friendly-neighborhood-patriarch: political-dissonance: #FairPoint Go to hell. “Believe women”
Christmas, Driving, and Elf: DID YOU KNOW
MOVIES
FACT #1155
During the filming of Elf, Several minor traffic
accidents occurred when Will Ferrell walked
through the Lincoln Tunnel, because people
were so surprised (and distracted from their
driving) to see him wearing an elf outfit.
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Bad, Fucking, and Funny: grapefruit
@seastarsansa
romeo and juliet balcony scene is so
fucking funny like.... juliet (13) really said
"if you were my pet bird i'd pet you to
death" and romeo (like 16) replied with
"hhhhnnnfgffghhhhhhh i wanna be a
bird so fucking bad"
honestly, how did shakespeare come up with this stuff??
honestly, how did shakespeare come up with this stuff??
Bad, Children, and Friends: . . .
and Their Pecadilloes
Sex (20 children), pride, temper
Sex (mostly futile), personal hygiene,
ach
Beethoven
temper
erg
Brahms
Chopin
Sex (affair with married woman)
Sex (with prostitutes), bad temper
Sex with transvestite (George Sand
[a woman])
Sex (French, wasn't he?)
ebussy
Janacek
Sex (affair with much younger married
woman
Liszt
Sex (made Mick Jagger look like a
mon
Mozart
Money, dirty jokes, billiards
Booze
ussorgsky
Puccini
Rachmaninoff
Saint-Saens
Schubert
Schumann
Sex (multiple adulteries)
Humorlessness, crewcut
Sex (homosexual pederasty)
Sex (died of syphilis at age 32)
Mental health (went mad, jumped in
Rhine, died of syphilis)
Sex (went deaf, went mad, died of
syphilis)
Sex (homosexual)
Smetana
Tchaikovsky
erdi
Sex (lived in sin with Giuseppina)
Sex (with friends' wives), greed,
anti-Semitism, crypto-fascism, welshing
on debts, hemorrhoids
Sex (went mad, died of syphilis)
agner
Wolf
hellahotlancelot:
libertarirynn:
sarahtheflutist:
“Composers and their Pecadilloes”, Who’s Afraid of Classical Music? By Michael Walsh
They came to write concertos and fuck and they just finished the concertos.
Also I’m frankly amazed that sex got left off of Mozart’s list when it’s on nearly every other one and he literally sent scat fetish to his cousin.
Peccadilloes means an unimportant sin, right? How is Bach having sex with 20 children unimportant? Or am I missing something here?
No no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no.Bach had 20 children, he did not have sex with 20 children.
![Bad, Children, and Friends: . . .
and Their Pecadilloes
Sex (20 children), pride, temper
Sex (mostly futile), personal hygiene,
ach
Beethoven
temper
erg
Brahms
Chopin
Sex (affair with married woman)
Sex (with prostitutes), bad temper
Sex with transvestite (George Sand
[a woman])
Sex (French, wasn't he?)
ebussy
Janacek
Sex (affair with much younger married
woman
Liszt
Sex (made Mick Jagger look like a
mon
Mozart
Money, dirty jokes, billiards
Booze
ussorgsky
Puccini
Rachmaninoff
Saint-Saens
Schubert
Schumann
Sex (multiple adulteries)
Humorlessness, crewcut
Sex (homosexual pederasty)
Sex (died of syphilis at age 32)
Mental health (went mad, jumped in
Rhine, died of syphilis)
Sex (went deaf, went mad, died of
syphilis)
Sex (homosexual)
Smetana
Tchaikovsky
erdi
Sex (lived in sin with Giuseppina)
Sex (with friends' wives), greed,
anti-Semitism, crypto-fascism, welshing
on debts, hemorrhoids
Sex (went mad, died of syphilis)
agner
Wolf
hellahotlancelot:
libertarirynn:
sarahtheflutist:
“Composers and their Pecadilloes”, Who’s Afraid of Classical Music? By Michael Walsh
They came to write concertos and fuck and they just finished the concertos.
Also I’m frankly amazed that sex got left off of Mozart’s list when it’s on nearly every other one and he literally sent scat fetish to his cousin.
Peccadilloes means an unimportant sin, right? How is Bach having sex with 20 children unimportant? Or am I missing something here?
No no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no.Bach had 20 children, he did not have sex with 20 children.](https://pics.me.me/thumb_and-their-pecadilloes-sex-20-children-pride-37731273.png)
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'You did the same': Obama's head of Iran sanctions grilled over criticizing Trump's 'disgusting joy'
A meme is born: Why people love Lady Gaga's 'Why Did You Do That?'
Liberty Memes Admin 1: What Did He Know About Hillary Clinton?
Biden jokes about Obama memes: 'Barack did the first friendship bracelet, not me'
