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Lady Gaga's "We Didn't Say That" Meme is the New "Suddenly I Can't Read"

Lady Gaga's "We Didn't Say That" Meme is the New "Suddenly I Can't Read"

Being Alone, Arguing, and Dude: TIFU today-ifuckedup Today, I fucked up... by buying a bottle of wine at the movies Went to fancy movie theater with date. Decide to buy a bottle of wine. Go back to bar. Ask for two glasses. Bartender says he needs two ID's. I'm too lazy to go back to seats to grab dates ID. Tell him I'm alone and was embarrassed to ask for just one glass. He is clearly sympathetic. Idiot me then tries to sell the story and continue on about how lonely I've been recently. He tells me he's off in a few minutes and insists on watching the movie with me. I try to fight it but I could only argue so much without giving away the truth. Bartender is insistent. I text my date what's happening. Go back to theater with my new date. Sit a few rows in front of my first date. She has the stupidest grin on her face as me and the bartender (Jared) sit a couple rows in front of her. He ends up being super cool and bought me and him another bottle during the movie. Movie ends. I thank him for his gesture. He didn't even ask for my number or anything. I think Jared was just a genuine guy trying to comfort someone. Met back up with my date in the parking lot and thankfully she found the whole thing hilarious. I don't deserve Jared. today-Ifuckedup.tumblr.com Jared is dat dude

Being Alone, Arguing, and Dude: TIFU today-ifuckedup
Today, I fucked up... by buying a
bottle of wine at the movies
Went to fancy movie theater with date. Decide to buy a bottle of wine. Go back
to bar. Ask for two glasses. Bartender says he needs two ID's. I'm too lazy to go
back to seats to grab dates ID. Tell him I'm alone and was embarrassed to ask
for just one glass. He is clearly sympathetic. Idiot me then tries to sell the story
and continue on about how lonely I've been recently. He tells me he's off in a
few minutes and insists on watching the movie with me. I try to fight it but I
could only argue so much without giving away the truth. Bartender is insistent. I
text my date what's happening. Go back to theater with my new date. Sit a few
rows in front of my first date. She has the stupidest grin on her face as me and
the bartender (Jared) sit a couple rows in front of her. He ends up being super
cool and bought me and him another bottle during the movie. Movie ends. I
thank him for his gesture. He didn't even ask for my number or anything. I think
Jared was just a genuine guy trying to comfort someone. Met back up with my
date in the parking lot and thankfully she found the whole thing hilarious.
I don't deserve Jared.
today-Ifuckedup.tumblr.com
Jared is dat dude

Being Alone, Arguing, and Dude: TIFU today-ifuckedup
Today, I fucked up... by buying a
bottle of wine at the movies
Went to fancy movie theater with date. Decide to buy a bottle of wine. Go back
to bar. Ask for two glasses. Bartender says he needs two ID's. I'm too lazy to go
back to seats to grab dates ID. Tell him I'm alone and was embarrassed to ask
for just one glass. He is clearly sympathetic. Idiot me then tries to sell the story
and continue on about how lonely I've been recently. He tells me he's off in a
few minutes and insists on watching the movie with me. I try to fight it but I
could only argue so much without giving away the truth. Bartender is insistent. I
text my date what's happening. Go back to theater with my new date. Sit a few
rows in front of my first date. She has the stupidest grin on her face as me and
the bartender (Jared) sit a couple rows in front of her. He ends up being super
cool and bought me and him another bottle during the movie. Movie ends. I
thank him for his gesture. He didn't even ask for my number or anything. I think
Jared was just a genuine guy trying to comfort someone. Met back up with my
date in the parking lot and thankfully she found the whole thing hilarious.
I don't deserve Jared.
today-Ifuckedup.tumblr.com
Jared is dat dude

Can, Communication, and You: You don't have to cheat to lose someone. You can lose someone from a lack of communication, attention, and disrespect. It's not always what you do, sometimes it's about what you didn't do.

Can, Communication, and You: You don't have to cheat to
lose someone.
You can lose someone from
a lack of communication,
attention, and disrespect.
It's not always what you do,
sometimes it's about what
you didn't do.

Can, Communication, and You: You don't have to cheat to
lose someone.
You can lose someone from
a lack of communication,
attention, and disrespect.
It's not always what you do,
sometimes it's about what
you didn't do.

Fall, Latinos, and Memes: remember when you didn't need coffee to wake up and melatonin to fall asleep and buying jeans didn't make you cry? Good times 😩😩😂 🔥 Follow Us 👉 @latinoswithattitude 🔥 latinosbelike latinasbelike latinoproblems mexicansbelike mexican mexicanproblems hispanicsbelike hispanic hispanicproblems latina latinas latino latinos hispanicsbelike

Fall, Latinos, and Memes: remember when you didn't need coffee to
wake up and melatonin to fall asleep and
buying jeans didn't make you cry?
Good times 😩😩😂 🔥 Follow Us 👉 @latinoswithattitude 🔥 latinosbelike latinasbelike latinoproblems mexicansbelike mexican mexicanproblems hispanicsbelike hispanic hispanicproblems latina latinas latino latinos hispanicsbelike

Fall, Latinos, and Memes: remember when you didn't need coffee to
wake up and melatonin to fall asleep and
buying jeans didn't make you cry?
Good times 😩😩😂 🔥 Follow Us 👉 @latinoswithattitude 🔥 latinosbelike latinasbelike latinoproblems mexicansbelike mexican mexicanproblems hispanicsbelike hispanic hispanicproblems latina latinas latino latinos hispanicsbelike

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Nfl, The Game, and Affect: FOX CHAM RAMS 3rd 00 2nd I guess these miss calls didn't affect the game

Nfl, The Game, and Affect: FOX
CHAM
RAMS
3rd
00 2nd
I guess these miss calls didn't affect the game

Nfl, The Game, and Affect: FOX
CHAM
RAMS
3rd
00 2nd
I guess these miss calls didn't affect the game

I guess these miss calls didn't affect the game

Fall, Coffee, and Girl Memes: remember when you didn't need coffee to wake up and melatonin to fall asleep and buying jeans didn't make you cry? Simpler times

Fall, Coffee, and Girl Memes: remember when you didn't need coffee to
wake up and melatonin to fall asleep and
buying jeans didn't make you cry?
Simpler times

Fall, Coffee, and Girl Memes: remember when you didn't need coffee to
wake up and melatonin to fall asleep and
buying jeans didn't make you cry?
Simpler times

Simpler times

God, Love, and Book: ""No," she whispered. "I don't believe you." His heart twisted at the sound of her voice "Believe me," he was fighting back tears of his own. "I don't love vou anymore." Of course h her, my god he loved her. More than words could ever properly explain, but he was a hurricane and she was a tornado, and they just didn't mix like the light wind and soft drizzle they used to be." e was lying, he loved Excerpt from a book I will never write #460 // they turned each other into disasters (via excerptsofstories) Source: excerptsofstories

God, Love, and Book: ""No," she whispered. "I don't believe
you." His heart twisted at the sound of her
voice
"Believe me," he was fighting back tears of
his own. "I don't love vou anymore." Of
course h her, my god
he loved her. More than words could ever
properly explain, but he was a hurricane
and she was a tornado, and they just
didn't mix like the light wind and soft
drizzle they used to be."
e was lying, he loved
Excerpt from a book I will never write
#460 // they turned each other into
disasters (via excerptsofstories)
Source: excerptsofstories

God, Love, and Book: ""No," she whispered. "I don't believe
you." His heart twisted at the sound of her
voice
"Believe me," he was fighting back tears of
his own. "I don't love vou anymore." Of
course h her, my god
he loved her. More than words could ever
properly explain, but he was a hurricane
and she was a tornado, and they just
didn't mix like the light wind and soft
drizzle they used to be."
e was lying, he loved
Excerpt from a book I will never write
#460 // they turned each other into
disasters (via excerptsofstories)
Source: excerptsofstories

Crazy, Dad, and Memes: WHAT S THE SCARIEST THING YOU'VE WITNESSED IN PERSON? b Like 431 271 shares Comment Share My brother's turds were so big that my Dad would forbid him from eating bread. We were on vacation on a houseboat and my brother's turd broke the turd grinder on the toilet. So the next day when he had to poop he was telling our cousin he was afraid to go because he didn't want to break the toilet. My cousin told him to poop in the lake because turds sink and then he wouldn't have to worry about the turd grinder or clogging the toilet. So we're all swimming having a grand time and a massive "log" comes floating by, you never saw so many people scrambling to get back on the boat. First words out of my Dad's mouth Dammit Tommy, quit eating so much bread!! @recordpotato is gonna beat the egg the race is crazy😂👀 🍟 > 🥚

Crazy, Dad, and Memes: WHAT
S
THE
SCARIEST THING
YOU'VE WITNESSED
IN PERSON?
b Like
431
271 shares
Comment
Share
My brother's turds were so big that my Dad would
forbid him from eating bread. We were on
vacation on a houseboat and my brother's turd
broke the turd grinder on the toilet. So the next
day when he had to poop he was telling our
cousin he was afraid to go because he didn't want
to break the toilet. My cousin told him to poop in
the lake because turds sink and then he wouldn't
have to worry about the turd grinder or clogging
the toilet. So we're all swimming having a grand
time and a massive "log" comes floating by, you
never saw so many people scrambling to get back
on the boat. First words out of my Dad's mouth
Dammit Tommy, quit eating so much bread!!
@recordpotato is gonna beat the egg the race is crazy😂👀 🍟 > 🥚

Crazy, Dad, and Memes: WHAT
S
THE
SCARIEST THING
YOU'VE WITNESSED
IN PERSON?
b Like
431
271 shares
Comment
Share
My brother's turds were so big that my Dad would
forbid him from eating bread. We were on
vacation on a houseboat and my brother's turd
broke the turd grinder on the toilet. So the next
day when he had to poop he was telling our
cousin he was afraid to go because he didn't want
to break the toilet. My cousin told him to poop in
the lake because turds sink and then he wouldn't
have to worry about the turd grinder or clogging
the toilet. So we're all swimming having a grand
time and a massive "log" comes floating by, you
never saw so many people scrambling to get back
on the boat. First words out of my Dad's mouth
Dammit Tommy, quit eating so much bread!!
@recordpotato is gonna beat the egg the race is crazy😂👀 🍟 > 🥚

@recordpotato is gonna beat the egg the race is crazy😂👀 🍟 > 🥚

Future, Classical Art, and Change: Forget the past not change it Forget the future you cannot predict it Forget the Present I didn't get you one. Didn’t get u one

Future, Classical Art, and Change: Forget the past
not change it
Forget the future
you cannot predict it
Forget the Present
I didn't get you one.
Didn’t get u one

Future, Classical Art, and Change: Forget the past
not change it
Forget the future
you cannot predict it
Forget the Present
I didn't get you one.
Didn’t get u one

Didn’t get u one

Fall, Memes, and Coffee: remember when you didn't need coffee to wake up and melatonin to fall asleep and buying jeans didn't make you cry? Those were the good old days..... 😭😭😭

Fall, Memes, and Coffee: remember when you didn't need coffee to
wake up and melatonin to fall asleep and
buying jeans didn't make you cry?
Those were the good old days..... 😭😭😭

Fall, Memes, and Coffee: remember when you didn't need coffee to
wake up and melatonin to fall asleep and
buying jeans didn't make you cry?
Those were the good old days..... 😭😭😭

Those were the good old days..... 😭😭😭

Anaconda, Crying, and Memes: throwback to when the car insurance lady asked my mom for front, rear, & side views but she didn't get the memo eva Auto insu. Edit Mevasges eva Auto Insu... E О 100% "" on 3G 1:08 PM イ 100 ulit That felt weird :) thanks Eva hope those work?!! Susan you look very nice but i need pictures of your vehicle. I’m crying rn 😂

Anaconda, Crying, and Memes: throwback to when the car insurance lady
asked my mom for front, rear, & side views
but she didn't get the memo
eva Auto insu. Edit Mevasges eva Auto Insu... E
О 100%
"" on 3G 1:08 PM イ 100
ulit
That felt weird :)
thanks Eva hope
those work?!!
Susan you look
very nice but i
need pictures of
your vehicle.
I’m crying rn 😂

Anaconda, Crying, and Memes: throwback to when the car insurance lady
asked my mom for front, rear, & side views
but she didn't get the memo
eva Auto insu. Edit Mevasges eva Auto Insu... E
О 100%
"" on 3G 1:08 PM イ 100
ulit
That felt weird :)
thanks Eva hope
those work?!!
Susan you look
very nice but i
need pictures of
your vehicle.
I’m crying rn 😂

I’m crying rn 😂

Airplane, Blue, and Government: Pelosi didn't boast she'd shut the government Pelosi didn't spew lies from the Oval Pelosi didn't slam a table Pelosi didn't storm out of a meeting Pelosi didn't take away his airplane Pelosi didn't jeopardize his safety Oh, and Pelosi didn't shut the government WAVE VOTERS Blue Wave

Airplane, Blue, and Government: Pelosi didn't boast she'd
shut the government
Pelosi didn't spew lies
from the Oval
Pelosi didn't slam a table
Pelosi didn't storm out
of a meeting
Pelosi didn't take away
his airplane
Pelosi didn't jeopardize
his safety
Oh, and Pelosi didn't shut
the government
WAVE
VOTERS
Blue Wave

Airplane, Blue, and Government: Pelosi didn't boast she'd
shut the government
Pelosi didn't spew lies
from the Oval
Pelosi didn't slam a table
Pelosi didn't storm out
of a meeting
Pelosi didn't take away
his airplane
Pelosi didn't jeopardize
his safety
Oh, and Pelosi didn't shut
the government
WAVE
VOTERS
Blue Wave

Blue Wave

Alive, All of Me, and Fight: A part of me died when you didn't fight for me. But, all of me came alive when I had to fight for me. - uravling into tholeness

Alive, All of Me, and Fight: A part of me died when you didn't fight for me.
But, all of me came alive when I had to fight for me.
- uravling into tholeness

Alive, All of Me, and Fight: A part of me died when you didn't fight for me.
But, all of me came alive when I had to fight for me.
- uravling into tholeness

Tumblr, Yo, and Com: aw. I Feel terrible. I didnt get yo anything OH WAIT YESI DID O liz climo lizclimo. tumblr.com Oh, wait! 🥕❤

Tumblr, Yo, and Com: aw. I Feel
terrible. I
didnt get
yo
anything
OH WAIT
YESI
DID
O liz climo
lizclimo. tumblr.com
Oh, wait! 🥕❤

Tumblr, Yo, and Com: aw. I Feel
terrible. I
didnt get
yo
anything
OH WAIT
YESI
DID
O liz climo
lizclimo. tumblr.com
Oh, wait! 🥕❤

Oh, wait! 🥕❤

Funny, Amazing, and How: When someone compliments ur new fashionnova and u have to pretend like u didn't know how amazing u looked Huge sale @FashionNova take advantage!

Funny, Amazing, and How: When someone compliments ur new
fashionnova and u have to pretend like
u didn't know how amazing u looked
Huge sale @FashionNova take advantage!

Funny, Amazing, and How: When someone compliments ur new
fashionnova and u have to pretend like
u didn't know how amazing u looked
Huge sale @FashionNova take advantage!

Huge sale @FashionNova take advantage!

Love, Nasa, and Tumblr: did you know? didyouknowblog.com NASA just emailed a wrench to space. An astronaut working on the International Space Station eeded a tool he didn't have, so NASA designed one with computer software and emailed the file to him. He then used a 3D printer to create the first object ever designed on Earth and made in space. didyouknowblog.com Photo Credit: medi vrabia: shorm: ‘nasa just emailed a wrench to space’ i genuinely, unironically love how i’ve come to a point where i just take this stuff in stride, like i was in 3rd grade when we got our first vcr and now we’re here. emailing wrenches to space. i love it so much.

Love, Nasa, and Tumblr: did you know?
didyouknowblog.com
NASA just emailed a wrench to
space. An astronaut working
on the International Space Station
eeded a tool he didn't have,
so NASA designed one with computer
software and emailed the file
to him. He then used a 3D printer
to create the first object ever
designed on Earth and made in space.
didyouknowblog.com
Photo Credit: medi
vrabia:

shorm:

‘nasa just emailed a wrench to space’ i genuinely, unironically love how i’ve come to a point where i just take this stuff in stride, like i was in 3rd grade when we got our first vcr and now we’re here. emailing wrenches to space. i love it so much.

Love, Nasa, and Tumblr: did you know?
didyouknowblog.com
NASA just emailed a wrench to
space. An astronaut working
on the International Space Station
eeded a tool he didn't have,
so NASA designed one with computer
software and emailed the file
to him. He then used a 3D printer
to create the first object ever
designed on Earth and made in space.
didyouknowblog.com
Photo Credit: medi
vrabia:

shorm:

‘nasa just emailed a wrench to space’ i genuinely, unironically love how i’ve come to a point where i just take this stuff in stride, like i was in 3rd grade when we got our first vcr and now we’re here. emailing wrenches to space. i love it so much.

vrabia: shorm: ‘nasa just emailed a wrench to space’ i genuinely, unironically love how i’ve come to a point where i just take this stuf...

Ass, Bitch, and Dude: dude, when i say i'm a strong ass bitch....i'm a strong ass fuckin bitch. idk how i'm getting thru the shit i'm goin thru rn... but i am... and i'm surprising the fuck outa myself like wow...momma really didn't raise a weak bitch, a sad one, yes but... weak? never Cheers to that! ( @crazybitchprobs_ )

Ass, Bitch, and Dude: dude, when i say i'm a strong ass
bitch....i'm a strong ass fuckin bitch.
idk how i'm getting thru the shit i'm
goin thru rn... but i am... and i'm
surprising the fuck outa myself like
wow...momma really didn't raise a
weak bitch, a sad one, yes but... weak?
never
Cheers to that! ( @crazybitchprobs_ )

Ass, Bitch, and Dude: dude, when i say i'm a strong ass
bitch....i'm a strong ass fuckin bitch.
idk how i'm getting thru the shit i'm
goin thru rn... but i am... and i'm
surprising the fuck outa myself like
wow...momma really didn't raise a
weak bitch, a sad one, yes but... weak?
never
Cheers to that! ( @crazybitchprobs_ )

Click, Dank, and Funny: Teen Burglar Kills Goldfish Because He Didn't Want To Leave Any Witnesses, Cops Say That's how mafia works CLICK HERE 4 MORE FUNNY DANK MEMES - Quoratreasury Memes by PrO_RaZe

Click, Dank, and Funny: Teen Burglar Kills Goldfish Because
He Didn't Want To Leave Any
Witnesses, Cops Say
That's how mafia works
CLICK HERE 4 MORE FUNNY DANK MEMES - Quoratreasury Memes by PrO_RaZe

Click, Dank, and Funny: Teen Burglar Kills Goldfish Because
He Didn't Want To Leave Any
Witnesses, Cops Say
That's how mafia works
CLICK HERE 4 MORE FUNNY DANK MEMES - Quoratreasury Memes by PrO_RaZe

CLICK HERE 4 MORE FUNNY DANK MEMES - Quoratreasury Memes by PrO_RaZe

Ass, Bitch, and Dude: dude, when i say i'm a strong ass bitch....i'm a strong ass fuckin bitch.. idk how i'm getting thru the shit i'm goin thru rn... but i am... and i'nm surprising the fuck outa myself like wow...momma really didn't raise a weak bitch, a sad one, yes but... weak? never

Ass, Bitch, and Dude: dude, when i say i'm a strong ass
bitch....i'm a strong ass fuckin bitch..
idk how i'm getting thru the shit i'm
goin thru rn... but i am... and i'nm
surprising the fuck outa myself like
wow...momma really didn't raise a
weak bitch, a sad one, yes but... weak?
never

Ass, Bitch, and Dude: dude, when i say i'm a strong ass
bitch....i'm a strong ass fuckin bitch..
idk how i'm getting thru the shit i'm
goin thru rn... but i am... and i'nm
surprising the fuck outa myself like
wow...momma really didn't raise a
weak bitch, a sad one, yes but... weak?
never

Appreciate, Down, and They: Mon @monschleichs Whenever people tailgate me when I'm going 40 in a 35 l always purposely slow down because it's like l gave you an extra 5 and you didn't appreciate it so now you get nothing it’s what they deserve.

Appreciate, Down, and They: Mon
@monschleichs
Whenever people tailgate me when
I'm going 40 in a 35 l always
purposely slow down because it's like l
gave you an extra 5 and you didn't
appreciate it so now you get nothing
it’s what they deserve.

Appreciate, Down, and They: Mon
@monschleichs
Whenever people tailgate me when
I'm going 40 in a 35 l always
purposely slow down because it's like l
gave you an extra 5 and you didn't
appreciate it so now you get nothing
it’s what they deserve.

it’s what they deserve.

Lmao, Dank Memes, and Her: Her : Didn't you and..use to talk? Me: TALKKKKKKKK?? THEBRE I Don't Kno Her. 🙄🙄 lmao

Lmao, Dank Memes, and Her: Her : Didn't you and..use to talk?
Me: TALKKKKKKKK??
THEBRE
I Don't Kno Her. 🙄🙄 lmao

Lmao, Dank Memes, and Her: Her : Didn't you and..use to talk?
Me: TALKKKKKKKK??
THEBRE
I Don't Kno Her. 🙄🙄 lmao

I Don't Kno Her. 🙄🙄 lmao

Sorry, Spider, and SpiderMan: AB UT THAT, I'm SORRY, DIDN'T MEAN TO BE SO OVER- I COULDN'T SAVE THE GWEN STACY OF MY PROTECTIVE BEFORE HEY, I JUST-- WORLD.COULDN'T SAVE PETER PARKER IN MINE. YEAH. I KNOW. THE OTHERS TOLD ME MAKE YOU A DEAL, WHAT SAY WE WATCH OVER EACH OTHER SOUNDS LIKE A PLAN. Wholesome Spider-Man comic

Sorry, Spider, and SpiderMan: AB UT THAT, I'm
SORRY, DIDN'T MEAN
TO BE SO OVER-
I COULDN'T
SAVE THE GWEN
STACY OF MY
PROTECTIVE BEFORE
HEY, I
JUST--
WORLD.COULDN'T SAVE
PETER PARKER
IN MINE.
YEAH. I
KNOW. THE
OTHERS TOLD
ME
MAKE YOU
A DEAL, WHAT
SAY WE WATCH
OVER EACH
OTHER
SOUNDS
LIKE A PLAN.
Wholesome Spider-Man comic

Sorry, Spider, and SpiderMan: AB UT THAT, I'm
SORRY, DIDN'T MEAN
TO BE SO OVER-
I COULDN'T
SAVE THE GWEN
STACY OF MY
PROTECTIVE BEFORE
HEY, I
JUST--
WORLD.COULDN'T SAVE
PETER PARKER
IN MINE.
YEAH. I
KNOW. THE
OTHERS TOLD
ME
MAKE YOU
A DEAL, WHAT
SAY WE WATCH
OVER EACH
OTHER
SOUNDS
LIKE A PLAN.
Wholesome Spider-Man comic

Wholesome Spider-Man comic

Appreciate, Dank Memes, and Scumbag: Mon @monschleichs Whenever people tailgate me when I'm going 40 in a 35 I always purposely slow down because it's like l gave you an extra 5 and you didn't appreciate it so now you get nothing (@whitepeoplehumor) you ungrateful scumbag

Appreciate, Dank Memes, and Scumbag: Mon
@monschleichs
Whenever people tailgate me when
I'm going 40 in a 35 I always
purposely slow down because it's like l
gave you an extra 5 and you didn't
appreciate it so now you get nothing
(@whitepeoplehumor) you ungrateful scumbag

Appreciate, Dank Memes, and Scumbag: Mon
@monschleichs
Whenever people tailgate me when
I'm going 40 in a 35 I always
purposely slow down because it's like l
gave you an extra 5 and you didn't
appreciate it so now you get nothing
(@whitepeoplehumor) you ungrateful scumbag

(@whitepeoplehumor) you ungrateful scumbag

Apparently, Bad, and Concussion: symbouleutic 18h Had a scooter accident and bad concussion while travelling with my girlfriend. I didn't even know what country we were in, or how we got there. In fact I don't even remember this conversation we apparently had: Me: "Are WE Married" Her: "No" Me: "We SHOULD BE!" So we got married the next year! (and we're still married 16 years later) awesomacious: Wholesome Accident

Apparently, Bad, and Concussion: symbouleutic 18h
Had a scooter accident and bad concussion while
travelling with my girlfriend.
I didn't even know what country we were in, or how we
got there.
In fact I don't even remember this conversation we
apparently had:
Me: "Are WE Married"
Her: "No"
Me: "We SHOULD BE!"
So we got married the next year! (and we're still married
16 years later)
awesomacious:

Wholesome Accident

Apparently, Bad, and Concussion: symbouleutic 18h
Had a scooter accident and bad concussion while
travelling with my girlfriend.
I didn't even know what country we were in, or how we
got there.
In fact I don't even remember this conversation we
apparently had:
Me: "Are WE Married"
Her: "No"
Me: "We SHOULD BE!"
So we got married the next year! (and we're still married
16 years later)
awesomacious:

Wholesome Accident

awesomacious: Wholesome Accident

Dank, Death, and Sad: he didn't wanna eat dinner so I put these pj's on him while he was asleep n when he woke up l told him he starved to death and now he's sad Clever parenting.

Dank, Death, and Sad: he didn't wanna eat dinner so I put these
pj's on him while he was asleep n when he
woke up l told him he starved to death
and now he's sad
Clever parenting.

Dank, Death, and Sad: he didn't wanna eat dinner so I put these
pj's on him while he was asleep n when he
woke up l told him he starved to death
and now he's sad
Clever parenting.

Clever parenting.

Funny, Lmao, and Phone: When ur man comes back in the room and u pretend like u didn't order more fashionnova things from his phone Lmao y’all females wildin @FashionNova

Funny, Lmao, and Phone: When ur man comes back in the room
and u pretend like u didn't order more
fashionnova things from his phone
Lmao y’all females wildin @FashionNova

Funny, Lmao, and Phone: When ur man comes back in the room
and u pretend like u didn't order more
fashionnova things from his phone
Lmao y’all females wildin @FashionNova

Lmao y’all females wildin @FashionNova

Smile, One, and One Day: "And one day, your name didn't make me smile anymore.'" 32

Smile, One, and One Day: "And one day,
your name
didn't make me
smile anymore.'"
32

Smile, One, and One Day: "And one day,
your name
didn't make me
smile anymore.'"
32

God, Battles, and You: God has defended you in battles you didn't even know about.

God, Battles, and You: God has defended you in battles you
didn't even know about.

God, Battles, and You: God has defended you in battles you
didn't even know about.

Dad, Wow, and Flashlight: under-the-arch My dad cursing at what he's fixing Me holdin the flashlight under-the-arch The Bryan Atkinson @Wow_no_inv Some of ya'll didn't hold the flashlight for your dad while he yelled at a car and it really shows

Dad, Wow, and Flashlight: under-the-arch
My dad
cursing at what
he's fixing
Me holdin
the flashlight
under-the-arch
The Bryan Atkinson
@Wow_no_inv
Some of ya'll didn't hold the
flashlight for your dad while
he yelled at a car and it
really shows

Dad, Wow, and Flashlight: under-the-arch
My dad
cursing at what
he's fixing
Me holdin
the flashlight
under-the-arch
The Bryan Atkinson
@Wow_no_inv
Some of ya'll didn't hold the
flashlight for your dad while
he yelled at a car and it
really shows

Wow, Text, and Text Back: wow i thought we had something special but then you didn't text back and just ignored me and that's when i finally realized that someone like me doesn't end up with someone like you

Wow, Text, and Text Back: wow i thought we had something
special but then you didn't text back
and just ignored me and that's when
i finally realized that someone like
me doesn't end up with someone
like you

Wow, Text, and Text Back: wow i thought we had something
special but then you didn't text back
and just ignored me and that's when
i finally realized that someone like
me doesn't end up with someone
like you

Memes, Evolution, and Http: ATESPAGHETTI WHILE WEARING A WHITE SHIRT in 2008 DIDN'T GET SAUCE ON IT Memes in 2019 Evolution via /r/memes http://bit.ly/2MfnLC3

Memes, Evolution, and Http: ATESPAGHETTI
WHILE WEARING A
WHITE SHIRT
in 2008
DIDN'T GET SAUCE
ON IT
Memes
in 2019
Evolution via /r/memes http://bit.ly/2MfnLC3

Memes, Evolution, and Http: ATESPAGHETTI
WHILE WEARING A
WHITE SHIRT
in 2008
DIDN'T GET SAUCE
ON IT
Memes
in 2019
Evolution via /r/memes http://bit.ly/2MfnLC3

Evolution via /r/memes http://bit.ly/2MfnLC3

Latinos, Lazy, and Memes: zion Follow @xziondestinyx I don't wanna hear about "lazy enslaved a whole other race of people to immigrants " from a race of people who do all the work they didn't want to do Danggg 😊😊😂😂 🔥 Follow Us 👉 @latinoswithattitude 🔥 latinosbelike latinasbelike latinoproblems mexicansbelike mexican mexicanproblems hispanicsbelike hispanic hispanicproblems latina latinas latino latinos hispanicsbe

Latinos, Lazy, and Memes: zion
Follow
@xziondestinyx
I don't wanna hear about "lazy
enslaved a whole other race of people to
immigrants " from a race of people who
do all the work they didn't want to do
Danggg 😊😊😂😂 🔥 Follow Us 👉 @latinoswithattitude 🔥 latinosbelike latinasbelike latinoproblems mexicansbelike mexican mexicanproblems hispanicsbelike hispanic hispanicproblems latina latinas latino latinos hispanicsbe

Latinos, Lazy, and Memes: zion
Follow
@xziondestinyx
I don't wanna hear about "lazy
enslaved a whole other race of people to
immigrants " from a race of people who
do all the work they didn't want to do
Danggg 😊😊😂😂 🔥 Follow Us 👉 @latinoswithattitude 🔥 latinosbelike latinasbelike latinoproblems mexicansbelike mexican mexicanproblems hispanicsbelike hispanic hispanicproblems latina latinas latino latinos hispanicsbe

Danggg 😊😊😂😂 🔥 Follow Us 👉 @latinoswithattitude 🔥 latinosbelike latinasbelike latinoproblems mexicansbelike mexican mexicanproblems hispanics...

Dad, Flexing, and Weird: wus poppin jimbo @BillRatchet my dad didn't have to flex this hard I'm on my way. Sent from TOYOTA Tacoma Weird flex 😂💀 https://t.co/rABtCuxObq

Dad, Flexing, and Weird: wus poppin jimbo
@BillRatchet
my dad didn't have to flex this hard
I'm on my way.
Sent from TOYOTA Tacoma
Weird flex 😂💀 https://t.co/rABtCuxObq

Dad, Flexing, and Weird: wus poppin jimbo
@BillRatchet
my dad didn't have to flex this hard
I'm on my way.
Sent from TOYOTA Tacoma
Weird flex 😂💀 https://t.co/rABtCuxObq

Weird flex 😂💀 https://t.co/rABtCuxObq

Memes, School, and Best: Bill Dixorn @BillDixonish When I was 17 I went to get a Limp Bizkit tattoo and when they wouldn't let me because l didn't have a guardian's approval, I cried and punched a lamp post. 3 months later l was allowed to take on $119,000 in loans to go to art school 7/8/18, 12:26 PM 11.2K Retweets 66.3K Likes I know I say this a lot, but @BestMemes actually has the best memes 😂

Memes, School, and Best: Bill Dixorn
@BillDixonish
When I was 17 I went to get a Limp
Bizkit tattoo and when they wouldn't let
me because l didn't have a guardian's
approval, I cried and punched a lamp
post. 3 months later l was allowed to
take on $119,000 in loans to go to art
school
7/8/18, 12:26 PM
11.2K Retweets 66.3K Likes
I know I say this a lot, but @BestMemes actually has the best memes 😂

Memes, School, and Best: Bill Dixorn
@BillDixonish
When I was 17 I went to get a Limp
Bizkit tattoo and when they wouldn't let
me because l didn't have a guardian's
approval, I cried and punched a lamp
post. 3 months later l was allowed to
take on $119,000 in loans to go to art
school
7/8/18, 12:26 PM
11.2K Retweets 66.3K Likes
I know I say this a lot, but @BestMemes actually has the best memes 😂

I know I say this a lot, but @BestMemes actually has the best memes 😂

Af, Butt, and Phone: Anonymous (ID: DdLxoboX) II Gillette gets woke af 01/14/19(Mon)20:04:03 No.199817741 So there I was, putting on my rape shoes, and practicing my sexual harassment pickup lines this morning. I just got done cyberbullying my coworkers. It was time to shave, I yelled at my Gillette 47 KB JPG wife to smile because I demand it while pinching her butt right after she told me she didn't consent to it. Putting on the shaving cream and thinking about how I can get my son into a fight at the next BBQ, I replaced the worn Gillette brand Mach3 and began to chant "boys will be boys" as I started to shave. Then suddenly my daughter burst into the bathroom holding her phone. As I began to mansplain to her why she isn't smart enough to know my shaving time is my time she showed me the new Gillette ad. I realized how my every view and behavior I've ever held dear was wrong. I'm calling in sick at the toxic masculinity factory today and registering Democrat. Thanks Gillette, now excuse me while I help to impeach.

Comfortable, Crying, and How: Dan LaMorte @DanLaMorte The one part of adulthood I didn't really expect was how comfortable you become with just crying

Comfortable, Crying, and How: Dan LaMorte
@DanLaMorte
The one part of adulthood I didn't
really expect was how comfortable
you become with just crying

Comfortable, Crying, and How: Dan LaMorte
@DanLaMorte
The one part of adulthood I didn't
really expect was how comfortable
you become with just crying

Facts, Roast, and Yo: When yo mama is yelling at you for something you didn't do and you waiting for her to finish so you can roast her with facts Me irl

Facts, Roast, and Yo: When yo mama is yelling at you for
something you didn't do and you
waiting for her to finish so you can
roast her with facts
Me irl

Facts, Roast, and Yo: When yo mama is yelling at you for
something you didn't do and you
waiting for her to finish so you can
roast her with facts
Me irl

Me irl

Driving, Http, and Deadass: Just drove past a little boy witha lemonade stand. I wasn't going to stop but he looked at me and deadass started miming himself throwing a lasso at my car and pulling me in. l didn't have a choice, it's a lawless land out here in the West but now I have lemonade 7/9/18, 6:53 PM It’s against the law to keep driving after that. via /r/wholesomememes http://bit.ly/2APV8Xk

Driving, Http, and Deadass: Just drove past a little boy witha
lemonade stand. I wasn't going to stop
but he looked at me and deadass
started miming himself throwing a
lasso at my car and pulling me in. l
didn't have a choice, it's a lawless land
out here in the West but now I have
lemonade
7/9/18, 6:53 PM
It’s against the law to keep driving after that. via /r/wholesomememes http://bit.ly/2APV8Xk

Driving, Http, and Deadass: Just drove past a little boy witha
lemonade stand. I wasn't going to stop
but he looked at me and deadass
started miming himself throwing a
lasso at my car and pulling me in. l
didn't have a choice, it's a lawless land
out here in the West but now I have
lemonade
7/9/18, 6:53 PM
It’s against the law to keep driving after that. via /r/wholesomememes http://bit.ly/2APV8Xk

It’s against the law to keep driving after that. via /r/wholesomememes http://bit.ly/2APV8Xk

Dank, Asmr, and 🤖: chasin chester IG A dog asmr I didn't know I needed. By chasin_chester | IG

Dank, Asmr, and 🤖: chasin chester IG
A dog asmr I didn't know I needed.

By chasin_chester | IG

Dank, Asmr, and 🤖: chasin chester IG
A dog asmr I didn't know I needed.

By chasin_chester | IG

Life, Regret, and Nice: "Sometimes I regret being nice, apologizing when I didn't do anything wrong, and for making unworthy people a priority in my life." 95

Life, Regret, and Nice: "Sometimes I regret being nice,
apologizing when I didn't do anything
wrong, and for making unworthy people
a priority in my life."
95

Life, Regret, and Nice: "Sometimes I regret being nice,
apologizing when I didn't do anything
wrong, and for making unworthy people
a priority in my life."
95

Meme, News, and Review: Pewdiepie: *Opens Mouth* Shitty News Outlets: I didn't expect the Third Reich to show up. 👏 Meme 👏 Review 👏

Meme, News, and Review: Pewdiepie: *Opens Mouth*
Shitty News Outlets:
I didn't expect the Third Reich to show up.
👏 Meme 👏 Review 👏

Meme, News, and Review: Pewdiepie: *Opens Mouth*
Shitty News Outlets:
I didn't expect the Third Reich to show up.
👏 Meme 👏 Review 👏

Beautiful, Life, and Parents: You will never read a more beautiful social media post in your life. Jim Clark 1w Today,I operated on a little girl. She needed O- blood. We didn't have any, but her twin brother has O- blood. I explained to him that it was a matter of life and death. He sat quietly for a moment, and then said goodbye to his parents. I didn't think anything of it until after we took his blood and he asked, "So when will I die?" He thought he was giving his life for hers. Thankfully, they'll both be fine Most wholesome tweet ever via /r/wholesomememes http://bit.ly/2SZh1dQ

Beautiful, Life, and Parents: You will never read a more beautiful
social media post in your life.
Jim Clark
1w
Today,I operated on a little girl. She needed O-
blood. We didn't have any, but her twin brother has
O- blood. I explained to him that it was a matter of
life and death. He sat quietly for a moment, and
then said goodbye to his parents. I didn't think
anything of it until after we took his blood and he
asked, "So when will I die?" He thought he was
giving his life for hers. Thankfully, they'll both be
fine
Most wholesome tweet ever via /r/wholesomememes http://bit.ly/2SZh1dQ

Beautiful, Life, and Parents: You will never read a more beautiful
social media post in your life.
Jim Clark
1w
Today,I operated on a little girl. She needed O-
blood. We didn't have any, but her twin brother has
O- blood. I explained to him that it was a matter of
life and death. He sat quietly for a moment, and
then said goodbye to his parents. I didn't think
anything of it until after we took his blood and he
asked, "So when will I die?" He thought he was
giving his life for hers. Thankfully, they'll both be
fine
Most wholesome tweet ever via /r/wholesomememes http://bit.ly/2SZh1dQ

Most wholesome tweet ever via /r/wholesomememes http://bit.ly/2SZh1dQ

Beautiful, Life, and Parents: You will never read a more beautiful social media post in your life. Jim Clark 1w Today,I operated on a little girl. She needed O- blood. We didn't have any, but her twin brother has O- blood. I explained to him that it was a matter of life and death. He sat quietly for a moment, and then said goodbye to his parents. I didn't think anything of it until after we took his blood and he asked, "So when will I die?" He thought he was giving his life for hers. Thankfully, they'll both be fine Most wholesome tweet ever

Beautiful, Life, and Parents: You will never read a more beautiful
social media post in your life.
Jim Clark
1w
Today,I operated on a little girl. She needed O-
blood. We didn't have any, but her twin brother has
O- blood. I explained to him that it was a matter of
life and death. He sat quietly for a moment, and
then said goodbye to his parents. I didn't think
anything of it until after we took his blood and he
asked, "So when will I die?" He thought he was
giving his life for hers. Thankfully, they'll both be
fine
Most wholesome tweet ever

Beautiful, Life, and Parents: You will never read a more beautiful
social media post in your life.
Jim Clark
1w
Today,I operated on a little girl. She needed O-
blood. We didn't have any, but her twin brother has
O- blood. I explained to him that it was a matter of
life and death. He sat quietly for a moment, and
then said goodbye to his parents. I didn't think
anything of it until after we took his blood and he
asked, "So when will I die?" He thought he was
giving his life for hers. Thankfully, they'll both be
fine
Most wholesome tweet ever

Most wholesome tweet ever

Amazon, Texting, and Girl Memes: Me texting back 4 days later continuing the conversation like i just didnt go MIA for 96 hours MYKICKS I’m like an amazon package and you can’t afford prime. 📦 (@sobasicicanteven ✨)

Amazon, Texting, and Girl Memes: Me texting back 4 days later continuing
the conversation like i just didnt go MIA
for 96 hours
MYKICKS
I’m like an amazon package and you can’t afford prime. 📦 (@sobasicicanteven ✨)

Amazon, Texting, and Girl Memes: Me texting back 4 days later continuing
the conversation like i just didnt go MIA
for 96 hours
MYKICKS
I’m like an amazon package and you can’t afford prime. 📦 (@sobasicicanteven ✨)

I’m like an amazon package and you can’t afford prime. 📦 (@sobasicicanteven ✨)

Time, How, and Wanted: "I didn't know how broken I was until every time I laughed, I just wanted to cry 5

Time, How, and Wanted: "I didn't know how broken I was until
every time I laughed, I just wanted to
cry
5

Time, How, and Wanted: "I didn't know how broken I was until
every time I laughed, I just wanted to
cry
5

Funny, Big Brother, and Game: If you didn't do this to your little brother, can you even call yourself a big brother? That annoying younger sibling who wanted to game with you 🤣😂😂 🎮🎮👦🏽👦🏼 @riverajon_ @officialsteveterrellevo

Funny, Big Brother, and Game: If you didn't do this to your little brother,
can you even call yourself a big brother?
That annoying younger sibling who wanted to game with you 🤣😂😂 🎮🎮👦🏽👦🏼 @riverajon_ @officialsteveterrellevo

Funny, Big Brother, and Game: If you didn't do this to your little brother,
can you even call yourself a big brother?
That annoying younger sibling who wanted to game with you 🤣😂😂 🎮🎮👦🏽👦🏼 @riverajon_ @officialsteveterrellevo

Snoop, Snoop Dogg, and Tumblr: Celebrities You Probably Didn't Know Smoke Weed Previous Next humphreys.eventticketscent... #8 Snoop Dogg muhfuckanevalovedus: Say it ain’t so Snoop :/

Snoop, Snoop Dogg, and Tumblr: Celebrities You Probably Didn't
Know Smoke Weed
Previous
Next
humphreys.eventticketscent...
#8 Snoop Dogg
muhfuckanevalovedus:
Say it ain’t so Snoop :/

Snoop, Snoop Dogg, and Tumblr: Celebrities You Probably Didn't
Know Smoke Weed
Previous
Next
humphreys.eventticketscent...
#8 Snoop Dogg
muhfuckanevalovedus:
Say it ain’t so Snoop :/

John Mayer, Denver, and Amazing: John Mayer @JohnMayer DENVER YOU WERE AMAZING TONIGHT I didn't play a show there nor am l even in the state but I have no reason to believe differently.

John Mayer, Denver, and Amazing: John Mayer
@JohnMayer
DENVER YOU WERE AMAZING
TONIGHT I didn't play a show there nor
am l even in the state but I have no
reason to believe differently.

John Mayer, Denver, and Amazing: John Mayer
@JohnMayer
DENVER YOU WERE AMAZING
TONIGHT I didn't play a show there nor
am l even in the state but I have no
reason to believe differently.

Ghost, Girl Memes, and Can: If first dates were honest betches I didn't want to get here first. Can’t wait to ghost you @uuppod • ⭐️: @liannanielsen @robert.thaking 🎥: @jessiejolles @bryanrussellsmith

Ghost, Girl Memes, and Can: If first dates were honest
betches
I didn't want to get here first.
Can’t wait to ghost you @uuppod • ⭐️: @liannanielsen @robert.thaking 🎥: @jessiejolles @bryanrussellsmith

Ghost, Girl Memes, and Can: If first dates were honest
betches
I didn't want to get here first.
Can’t wait to ghost you @uuppod • ⭐️: @liannanielsen @robert.thaking 🎥: @jessiejolles @bryanrussellsmith

Funny, Head, and Smart: He's handsome, funny, smart... I say his name didn't but he popped into your head didn't he? https://t.co/vkOkkaXHto

Funny, Head, and Smart: He's handsome,
funny,
smart... I
say his name
didn't
but he popped into
your head didn't he?
https://t.co/vkOkkaXHto

Funny, Head, and Smart: He's handsome,
funny,
smart... I
say his name
didn't
but he popped into
your head didn't he?
https://t.co/vkOkkaXHto

https://t.co/vkOkkaXHto

Dank, Him, and Friend: Me: l'm so over him. l'm done. *2 days later* Friend: You fucked him again, didn't you? Me: OLOVESEXANDLA 😪 @lovesexandla

Dank, Him, and Friend: Me: l'm so over him. l'm done.
*2 days later*
Friend: You fucked him again, didn't you?
Me:
OLOVESEXANDLA
😪 @lovesexandla

Dank, Him, and Friend: Me: l'm so over him. l'm done.
*2 days later*
Friend: You fucked him again, didn't you?
Me:
OLOVESEXANDLA
😪 @lovesexandla

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