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Bitch, College, and Dildo: SUPERWHOLOCK IS FUCCIN TRASH 89 <p><a href="http://noelleian.tumblr.com/post/168790896007/haiku-robot-rainbowloliofjustice" class="tumblr_blog">noelleian</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="https://haiku-robot.tumblr.com/post/167505634793/rainbowloliofjustice-thiswebsitenamesareweird" class="tumblr_blog">haiku-robot</a>:</p><blockquote> <p><a href="http://rainbowloliofjustice.tumblr.com/post/167501998507/thiswebsitenamesareweird-electricdoc" class="tumblr_blog">rainbowloliofjustice</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="https://thiswebsitenamesareweird.tumblr.com/post/155214864410/electricdoc-itsmeganonthemoon-electricdoc" class="tumblr_blog">thiswebsitenamesareweird</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://electricdoc.tumblr.com/post/97637644612/itsmeganonthemoon-electricdoc">electricdoc</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://itsmeganonthemoon.tumblr.com/post/97590380658/electricdoc-jensenacklesmeltsmyheart">itsmeganonthemoon</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://electricdoc.tumblr.com/post/97036041637/jensenacklesmeltsmyheart-electricdoc">electricdoc</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://jensenacklesmeltsmyheart.tumblr.com/post/97033816063/electricdoc-alonelyangel6-electricdoc">jensenacklesmeltsmyheart</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://electricdoc.tumblr.com/post/96953317127/alonelyangel6-electricdoc">electricdoc</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://alonelyangel6.tumblr.com/post/96953068300/electricdoc-thesweetandawesomeqinn">alonelyangel6</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://electricdoc.tumblr.com/post/96918212057/thesweetandawesomeqinn-electricdoc">electricdoc</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://thesweetandawesomeqinn.tumblr.com/post/96917704715/electricdoc-stabble1234-electricdoc">thesweetandawesomeqinn</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://electricdoc.tumblr.com/post/96857887972/stabble1234-electricdoc-slendersummerseve">electricdoc</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://stabble1234.tumblr.com/post/96857166700/electricdoc-slendersummerseve-bitch-i-will">stabble1234</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://electricdoc.tumblr.com/post/96756729197/slendersummerseve-bitch-i-will-fucking-cut-you">electricdoc</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://slendersummerseve.tumblr.com/post/96755744359/bitch-i-will-fucking-cut-you">slendersummerseve</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><strong><em>BITCH I WILL FUCKING CUT YOU</em></strong></p> </blockquote> <p><figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="286" data-orig-width="400" data-orig-src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/1c34987789fb1e3f31bc13819974b578/tumblr_inline_nbgnh1VyHJ1r4qvss.gif"><img alt="image" src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/1c34987789fb1e3f31bc13819974b578/tumblr_inline_p824v4Viq61rw09tq_540.gif" data-orig-height="286" data-orig-width="400" data-orig-src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/1c34987789fb1e3f31bc13819974b578/tumblr_inline_nbgnh1VyHJ1r4qvss.gif"/></figure></p> </blockquote> <p><em><strong>YOU’VE ANGERED THE WRONG FANDOM</strong></em></p> </blockquote> <p><figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="286" data-orig-width="400" data-orig-src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/dd2a11177a76cd057b075d5980690d9c/tumblr_inline_nbiq8c86E11r4qvss.gif"><img alt="image" src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/dd2a11177a76cd057b075d5980690d9c/tumblr_inline_p824v5cuFW1rw09tq_540.gif" data-orig-height="286" data-orig-width="400" data-orig-src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/dd2a11177a76cd057b075d5980690d9c/tumblr_inline_nbiq8c86E11r4qvss.gif"/></figure></p> </blockquote> <p>You’re going down punk, just you FUCKNG WAIT!! You will learn that this fandom is far worse than you will ever want to know. We may seem soft and shy, but we’re just being NICE! We can be cold, cruel, mean, and make you suffer and wish you had never said what you said. We can send you into the farthest most empty reaches of the galaxy, summon demons to our disposal to make you suffer, and make you feel the feelings that we experience, and don’t fucking think for a single goddamn second that’s easy! The amount of emotions that would boil inside of you would literally kill you. So keep your motherfucking distance and we won’t hurt you, so stay the hell back, asshole. If you so much as insult us one more time, we will bring firey hell upon you and bitch slap you into oblivion. Your move, dildo.</p> </blockquote> <p><figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="286" data-orig-width="400" data-orig-src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/5501bc1ce06668e600329442bb7a126f/tumblr_inline_nbjyltOPTR1r4qvss.gif"><img alt="image" src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/5501bc1ce06668e600329442bb7a126f/tumblr_inline_p824v6nXMH1rw09tq_540.gif" data-orig-height="286" data-orig-width="400" data-orig-src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/5501bc1ce06668e600329442bb7a126f/tumblr_inline_nbjyltOPTR1r4qvss.gif"/></figure></p> </blockquote> <p>We know how to kill a human and hide the evidence. Your body will never be found, and that is a promise.</p> </blockquote> <p><figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="286" data-orig-width="400" data-orig-src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/016354695c4f8809b2c44cf2615676ae/tumblr_inline_nbkk18ZXPf1r4qvss.gif"><img alt="image" src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/016354695c4f8809b2c44cf2615676ae/tumblr_inline_p824v7Jz241rw09tq_540.gif" data-orig-height="286" data-orig-width="400" data-orig-src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/016354695c4f8809b2c44cf2615676ae/tumblr_inline_nbkk18ZXPf1r4qvss.gif"/></figure></p> </blockquote> <p>You do realize a majority of the fandom are 20 somethings right? or at least in college. We can find you, kill you, and make it look like you killed yourself. Don’t try us :)</p> </blockquote> <p><figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="286" data-orig-width="400" data-orig-src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/662dd9eeadfa0bc8eb40fb1e2aca0ce0/tumblr_inline_nbmbqfTMJx1r4qvss.gif"><img alt="image" src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/662dd9eeadfa0bc8eb40fb1e2aca0ce0/tumblr_inline_p824v8z75Y1rw09tq_540.gif" data-orig-height="286" data-orig-width="400" data-orig-src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/662dd9eeadfa0bc8eb40fb1e2aca0ce0/tumblr_inline_nbmbqfTMJx1r4qvss.gif"/></figure></p> </blockquote> <p>Shut up.<br/>We can exorcise a demon from you faster than Dean and Sam, believe me you need it.<br/>We can toss you into a supernova, never to be seen again, or banish you to the end of the universe where you would explode to create a new one.<br/>We can murder you and destroy all evidence of you ever existing.<br/>Basically- D-O-N-T-C-R-O-S-S-U-S</p> </blockquote> <p><figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="286" data-orig-width="400" data-orig-src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/771e8231dca795e5e1a4f2184ad4c193/tumblr_inline_nbzkl0ruYg1r4qvss.gif"><img alt="image" src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/771e8231dca795e5e1a4f2184ad4c193/tumblr_inline_p824v8GYwT1rw09tq_540.gif" data-orig-height="286" data-orig-width="400" data-orig-src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/771e8231dca795e5e1a4f2184ad4c193/tumblr_inline_nbzkl0ruYg1r4qvss.gif"/></figure></p> </blockquote> <p>This is like finding a lost family heirloom you’ve been hearing about</p> </blockquote> <p>I wish for the days when this was considered the discourse to be back.</p> </blockquote> <i>i wish for the days <br/>when this was considered the <br/>discourse to be back </i><br/><hr><br/><small>^Haiku^bot^0.5. I detect haikus with 5-7-5 format. Sometimes I make mistakes. | <a href="http://bit.ly/2yyjZw0"><u>Who do I read?</u></a> | <a href="mailto:thathaikubot@gmail.com"><u>Contact</u></a> | Beep-boop!</small> </blockquote> <p><i> You do realize a majority of the fandom are 20 somethings right? or at least in college. We can find you, kill you, and make it look like you killed yourself. Don’t try us :) </i><br/></p><figure data-orig-height="138" data-orig-width="245"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/2183a9f210bd92ec23352849d9e680eb/tumblr_inline_p1bnb6PJT91u0uent_540.gif" data-orig-height="138" data-orig-width="245"/></figure></blockquote> <p>I too miss the days where this was the most embarrassing Discourse™</p>

<p><a href="http://noelleian.tumblr.com/post/168790896007/haiku-robot-rainbowloliofjustice" class="tumblr_blog">noelleian</a>:</p> <blockqu...

Af, Ass, and Bruh: Niggas on Neptune when they homie get clapped by a flying diamond @typicalterome BRUHHHHH LEMME TELL YALL WHAT HAPPENED TODAY 💀 ight so a nigga had to get to work early because of a complicated ass reason. Anyway I pull up to the function and the first bullshit thing I see is the door. THE FUCKING DOOR HANDLE TO THE CFA GOT BOONK GANGED 💀💀😭😭 Deadass I can’t lie, I asked my manager and they said it was taken 💀 bruh I don’t live in chiraq, this shit shouldn’t be happening. Anyway I’m sitting there with my coworkers cause it’s 4:00 and we all clock in at 5 right. All of a sudden I notice my first period teacher walk into the building. So me and my other coworker duck because that’s her teacher too and we wasn’t tryna get caught lacking. Ima just call her Alexis. BUT THE WALKING DILDO NAMED JEREMIAH HAD TO RUIN IT. He gets my teachers attention and the NIGGA NOTICES US 😭 So the teacher walks over with his daughter that he’s always talking about in class and smiles at me and Alexis. “Hey *insert my last name*” This nigga only calls you by yo last bruh and it’s dumb af 💀 We shake hands and shit and then he introduces his daughter. “This is Leah. Hey Leah, this is the guy who I always talk about at home.” Then the nigga smiles at me. MY NIGGA WHY YOU TALKING ABOUT ME AT HOME 😭😭😭😭 fuckwrongwiteem. So now I’m all confused and shit and then Jeremiah nods his head at Leah and mouths the word “forehead” 💀 bruh ngl her forehead was on some Yo Gotti type shit 😭😭 then this nigga Jeremiah has the AUDACITY to say: “My head hurt.” 😭😭😭😭 IM WHEEZINGGGGGG AT THIS POINT AND MY teacher gets all confused and shit. “You good?” “Yeah, just a lot on my mind right now.” BOIIII ME AND JEREMIAH ARE CRYINGGGGGGGG and my teacher still confused. Meanwhile his daughter standing there all awkward and shit. Anyway they say goodbye and leave after that. After they’re gone, we was still cracking jokes. “Bruh her forehead was longer than my shift.” “Could see yo reflection on that shit.” “She looked like Sheen off that one episode of Jimmy Neutron.” I WAS GONEEEEEEE. Anyway it was 5 now and by then we was still crying. So I was at the register just crying and the customer comes up to me and says, “You alright?” “Yeah, just a lot on my mind right now.”

BRUHHHHH LEMME TELL YALL WHAT HAPPENED TODAY 💀 ight so a nigga had to get to work early because of a complicated ass reason. Anyway I pull u...

Alive, Celtic, and Check Yourself: Common Core? 6th Graders Taught How to Use Strap-On Dildo <p><a href="https://libertarian-lady.tumblr.com/post/165199784057/celtic-tactical-libertarian-lady" class="tumblr_blog">libertarian-lady</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="https://celtic-tactical.tumblr.com/post/165199449276/libertarian-lady-ecarretsamcp" class="tumblr_blog">celtic-tactical</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="https://libertarian-lady.tumblr.com/post/165199023797/ecarretsamcp-dorararararararararararandchill" class="tumblr_blog">libertarian-lady</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="https://ecarretsamcp.tumblr.com/post/165198603900/dorararararararararararandchill-epicdoubletap" class="tumblr_blog">ecarretsamcp</a>:</p><blockquote> <p><a href="https://dorararararararararararandchill.tumblr.com/post/165198055692/epicdoubletap-swarfs-wolverinedoc68w" class="tumblr_blog">dorararararararararararandchill</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://epicdoubletap.tumblr.com/post/165186909935/swarfs-wolverinedoc68w-davidjones78j" class="tumblr_blog">epicdoubletap</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="https://swarfs.tumblr.com/post/165173463689/wolverinedoc68w-davidjones78j-viper-2-4" class="tumblr_blog">swarfs</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="https://wolverinedoc68w.tumblr.com/post/165173294754/davidjones78j-viper-2-4-cachecoo" class="tumblr_blog">wolverinedoc68w</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://davidjones78j.tumblr.com/post/165171494346/viper-2-4-cachecoo-this-woman-and" class="tumblr_blog">davidjones78j</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="https://viper-2-4.tumblr.com/post/165171016686/cachecoo-this-woman-and-everyone" class="tumblr_blog">viper-2-4</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="https://cachecoo.tumblr.com/post/165170529968" class="tumblr_blog">cachecoo</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>🤔🤔🤔</p></blockquote> <p>This woman, and everyone involved in the planning and approval of this, should be publicly burned alive.</p> </blockquote> <p>^^^^^^^</p> </blockquote> <figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="410" data-orig-width="516"><img width="516" height="410" src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/0c463512f0cfc830d86909c4c33d8802/tumblr_inline_ow1ov6Tmwu1uwuglq_540.jpg" data-orig-height="410" data-orig-width="516"/></figure></blockquote> <p>6th grade???</p> </blockquote> <p>Nope-<br/></p> <blockquote><p>The photographs displayed in the original article were not in fact pictures of a Florida substitute teacher named Sharon Mercer, but rather pictures of <a href="http://www.thestar.com/news/insight/2009/09/27/sex_its_free_healthy_and_good_for_the_soul.html">Carlyle Jansen</a>,  the founder and owner of <a href="http://www.goodforher.com/">Good for Her</a> (a progressive, female-friendly sex store in Toronto, Ontario), who has upon occasion been invited to give talks about sexual health at Toronto-area high schools.  But Ms. Jansen told us that she also teaches sex ed classes for adult audiences, that the photographs displayed in the outrage-provoking article were snapped at a university-level (not a sixth grade) class, and that she “would not have done those positions and discussed strap-ons to that extent in a high school setting.” <br/></p></blockquote> </blockquote> <p>Narrative always wins</p> </blockquote> <p>Yank education </p> </blockquote> <p>Fact check yourself before you wreck yourself </p></blockquote> <p>People always make fun of liberals for jumping to conclusions. Turns out people are the same on both sides </p></blockquote> <p>Ive been saying that for ages and no one on the right wants to listen. They are the first to talk about triggered snowflakes then get pissed off because McDonalds put a rainbow on a box of fries or something. Both sides are the exact same, they have the same reactions just about different shit.</p></blockquote>

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