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Being Alone, Batman, and Books: LIBRARIAN HUMOR ISEE WHAT YOU DID THERE 0 dracophile: randomthingieshere: pheenixwright: invenblocker: pheenixwright: invenblocker: pheenixwright: invenblocker: forthefuns: follow forthefuns for more funny stuff Your honor! Please direct your attention towards the manga.As you can see there are small pieces of paper sticking out of every volume.But no such paper is sticking out of the Batman comic.The reason? The Batman book doesn’t belong to the library. The photographer put it there to take a picture. Once again making hasty assumptions, Wright?First of all, I’d like to direct the court’s attention to this particular spot, in the top right-hand corner.Notice how the words are blocking the top of the Batman book.With this in mind, how can you claim that there is “no such paper sticking out of the Batman comic”?! Say whaaaat?Well uhmLook at the size of the paper pieces, they’re all sticking pretty far out.If there was paper in the batman comic, it would be big enough to stick up over the text.And while gravity does exist, it probably won’t make the paper do a 90 degree turn and just lean horisontally left at the middle.Still grasping for straws, Wright?Hypothetically, if there were a paper there, this picture would not be able to prove its presence. I’ve taken the liberty of drawing a diagram to illustrate my point. We are faced with three possibilities. It is possible that (1) the paper was simply tucked in deeper than the others.Paper is a soft material, Wright. It’s not unreasonable for it to do a (2) 90 degree turn. Or perhaps, (3) a paper does not exist there at all. Either way, you cannot prove your client innocent without sufficient evidence.   Which, of course, is impossible thanks to the obtrusive words. I’m sorry Edgeworth.I concede that I can’t disprove theory 1But the image you submited for theory 2 is contradictory.Look at the tilt of the other papers. They clearly prove how much the paper would tilt.And theory 3 is my point! Why would the library’s book not have this piece of paper when the other library books do?While you still have thory 1, there is another contradiction.The books are not in alphabetical order, this proves that the batman comic was placed there specifically for the picture! Ack.(Perhaps I should’ve left the artistry to the forensic artist…)Now hold it right there! It doesn’t matter which direction the paper is going because it’s impossible to prove it even exists!Those theories are all the same! We do not have enough information to prove them. There could be an infinite amount of papers in there for all we know. I simply presented them only so that the court could better understand your baseless conjecture!… I suppose the order of the books do seem out of the ordinary. However, therein lies not just one possibility. Clearly, those are Japanese graphic novels, also known as “manga”. And the Batman comic book is a graphic novel, too, no?Seeing as it currently has only graphic novels in the shelf, it is possible that any other novels have simply not yet been restocked. Asserting whether or not this effect was deliberate is useless– there is no way of knowing if the photographer and the captioner are the same person, let alone their involvement in this picture.Face it Wright, you can’t prove any of these groundless accusations! Did everyone just ignore the library sticker?

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Advice, Doctor, and Drugs: Take Medication On An EMPTY STOMACH 1 Hour Before or 2 to 3 Hours After a Meal Unless Otherwise Directed By Your Dr.when taking this medication OBTAIN MEDICAL ADVICE before taking non-prescription drugs, some may effect the action of this DO NOT DRINK ALCOHOLIC BEVERAGES AR MAY CAUSE It is very IMPORTANT that you Take or TM DISCOLORATION OF THE URINE OR FECES Use THIS EXACTLY AS DIRECTED Do not skip doses or discontinbe unless directed by your doctor EXTERNAL USE ONLY CHEW TABLETS BEFORE SWALLOWING 4FOR THE NOSE We OWE You May Cause Drowsiness SHAKE WELL AND KEEP IN con Do With TAKE WITH FOOD OR MILK REFRIGERATOR It may be advisable to drink IMPORTANT FINISH ALL THIS MEDICATION UNLESS OTHERWISE DIRECTED BY PRESCRIBER CA a full glass of orange juice AND KEEP IN or eat a banana daily while REFRIGERATOR DO NOT REFRIGERATE may cause DROWSINESS. USE taking this medication. May cause DROWSINESS ALCOHOL may INTENSIFY this a TM acar or dangerous machi nating effect. Use care when TM a car or dangerous machinery uilciAn ω T MY PILLS M SCAREN DO NOT TAKE CK CONSEOUT NOW L ASPIRIN A ve wa TOUT THE CARE when operating a car e CONSENT OF YOUR PHYSICIAN NSING, N or TAKE WITH FOOD MEDICATION SHOULD BE- DOl TAKEN WITH PLENTY OF WATE DO NOT TAKE WITH NITRATES MAY FOR THE NOSE MAY CAUSE DROWSINESS OR DIZZINESS 01976 SOME NONPRESCRIPTION DRUGS MAY May Cause DROWSINESS MEDICATION SHOULD BE REFR Disco Al AGGRAVATE YOUR READ ALL LABELS CAREFULLY KEEP IN REFRIGERATOR DO NOT FREEZE IF A WARNING TAKE WITH my TAKEN WATERNTY OF FOOD SHAKE W ORDER TM PLEAS AHEAD A
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Crazy, Dank, and Memes: I started talking to a really promising guy last wednesday. Today I’m getting directed ads for baby products. by actually_crazy_irl MORE MEMES

I started talking to a really promising guy last wednesday. Today I’m getting directed ads for baby products. by actually_crazy_irl MORE MEM...

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America, Apparently, and Dad: mettic My ireland native father once told me that the first time he ever saw people use water for hot chocolate was when he came to america, and said that it was then that he "knew this country was doomed" mettic ive made a lot of posts that i honestly hate once they started making notes but this one has absolutely taken the cake of "man i really wish i didn't make this post" because you dont realize how dumb people get when you start food discourse however it was definitely a learning experience. for example here's some things I learned -many people who make hot chocolate with water saw this post and somehow thought that my dad literally thinks they're the doom of modern america and that this out of text quote from a man they never met was personally directed at them. Some people literally had never even had the thought of using milk for hot chocolate literally flabbergasted. ive had people reply send asks and even DM in multiple variations of "if it not water than what the else?". Had one dude actually thank me for introducing the concept of milk for hot chocolate. wild There are just some fucking geniuses on this site. So many inanely smart people hitting me up with things like "ummm OP have you ever heard of... lactose intolerance????" and "maybe some people... can't afford milk?" I never possibly thought of any of that. man i hope yall felt super smart after that. shame yall couldn't spend some of that riveting world knowledge on googling "lactose intolerant milk alternatives." the world will never discover what almond milk is. some shit about the difference between hot chocolate and hot cocoa holy god i cannot care fungi fucker is something you can call people apparently i should just do whatever the fuck the aztecs/mayans did. obviously the optimal thing to do in the year 2017 is to emulate empires that fell in the 16-17th century. as you can guess the aztecs/mayans used water for their chocolate beverages. some people also liked to remind me cows and therefore milk were basically unavailable in their par of the world during these time peroids, thus forcing them to use water for their chocolate beverages and despite them knowing this they still use water for their hot chocolate. These people are very smart. -it is acceptable human behavior to send anonymous messages to people teling their dad to "simmer down" over chocolate based beverages. mettic your post My ireland native father once told met Aa and mlk. Keeps it from getting too thick Adding a little bit of butter fucking butter Source: mettic Milkin this Hot Hot (Chocolate) Discourse
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Gif, Tumblr, and Blog: darkandlonelywaters: *this is a gif, but it loads super slowly*Direct link: http://i.imgur.com/2552yec.gifv

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Anaconda, Ass, and Children: Kyle Souder < y@kyKy Would not be surprised if majority of players start completely closing themselves off from social media. OWL players have tried to make themselves so publically available only for fans to use it as an opportunity to shit on themm #blamekyky #firekyky #kykydie thats the meta rn 3/16/18, 02:58 profeeders: kunstpause: profeeders: kunstpause: tbh lol @ KyKy for using rando weird ass tags as if they had ever any traction or were used to target him en masse… One of them has about 5 posts in it, another has his as the only post… how about Dallas (the org, not the team) starts with showing at least a bare minimum of transparency instead of going on about who is or isn’t responsible for nothing.  the actual players are out there, each trying to take the most amount of blame, meanwhile their upper management clearly makes decisions even the coach disagrees with and said coach himself hasn’t understood that it is literally his job to shield his players by taking responsibility for their performance.  everything about their social media presence is a complete pr disaster tbh… Just to play devil’s advocate a little bit here, just because one of the hashtags aren’t a thing doesn’t mean there isn’t a real problem with players (and probably analysts) getting DMs like this. Jake had them spammed to him to the point where it had a big effect on his mentality (possibly gameplay) and Monte even was suggesting that OWL players shouldn’t have DMs open to fans. I don’t know that Kyky’s lack of death threat hashtag use makes his point that fans being toxic on social media a nonissue. As far as transparency within the org, I agree with you completely. Playing live action room escape games was a good start but they can do better to protect players. If you, as a player, can walk away from a match thinking a loss was entirely your fault there is something wrong with the infrastructure, not the players. This needs to be fixed 100%. You are definitely right about it being an issue. I am a bit overly annoyed at how KyKy is handling the entire thing and everything else around his team on social media but that shouldn’t distract from that issue indeed.The thing that bothers me is: the bulk of the hate is not even directed at him, but this tweet and his use of hashtags as a rhetoric device makes it look like he is making it all bout him. And this after he basically, instead of taking any responsibility as a coach, threw everyone else under the bus with his other comments over the past weeks.So yeah, the point about people treating players better on social media is definitely valid - but he is presenting it horribly imo.And yeah, on top of the whole general PR and communication issue from the org that seemed to have pissed me off extra hard.  You’re right, the delivery could have definitely been done better. I get that all teams are different and handle losses differently, but even teams like Mayhem (when they were losing) would go out with positivity and promises to work hard and do better AS A TEAM. Valla are also having issues within their team based on their reality show thing, and I don’t know if I agree with that much transparency (or at least that way of delivery) but they do handle losses as a team and not individuals. I don’t know who has the power to make changes like that for Dallas, or if Kyky has tried and failed or something, but things need to get fixed. I don’t think getting rid of him as a coach will fix anything when they’ve had so much instability lately, but without the transparency it’s hard to even see where along the line the issue is. I hope they can sort it out because they (individually) have the potential to show all these teams of children what’s what.
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