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: halleregina Okay now that I've finally quit Denny's let me tell you guys about the bizarre fucking otherworld it is The music and the room temperature are controlled by corporate. Corporate plays a lot of pop covers of Disney princess songs I've never heard before. I now have a dance routine to the K-Pop sounding version of Let it Go. Our sign flickered fast and red and demonically for a week and the repairman said he couldn't find anything wrong with it. People did drug deals in, like, broad daylight in the middle of the parking lot multiple times a week. It's open 24/7. We had a backup generator none of us knew about until there was a massive storm one night and we looked out to see a tree knocked over and our lights the only thing on for miles. You could weather the apocalypse with no idea the apocalypse was even happening. Regular customers included: A man convinced the chemtrails are real who gave me six separate pieces of literature on the subject A little person named Kevin who told me "sometimes I call myself a dwarf when I'm feeling whimsical" An actual group of Neo-Nazis An actual Earth, Wind, and Fire cover band (they played for us) o Twins who came in separately on the same day and I thought they were one woman changing outfits rapidly for the longest time A Scottish landscaper who told us we "couldn't prove he doesn't know Simon Pegg" I have more these are just off the top of my head halleregina I can't believe I forgot two line cooks got into a really heated argument about whether Vin Diesel is bisexual or not I asked an elderly man if he wanted to use the AARP discount and he said "No, I'm not a socialist"
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helpeverythingiscats: citrus-adventures: adjectivebear: mysharona1987: They are saying with a straight face: This. Woman. Is. Not. Attractive. Like, I’m not even a lesbian, but come the fuck on. She literally looks like a Disney princess. These dudes’ racism is showing. She’s so gorgeous???? note: Paul Joseph Watson is a fucking clown that pushes the whole soyboy thing… while pushing pills… containing soy… and then he dug himself further into the pit:: Paul Joseph Watson @Priso... .1h v Hijab or no hijab, she's not attractive Wonder why she was picked? Student set to become first person to wear hijab in Miss England final dailymail.co.uk 349 t 213 800 The Internet Proudly Present... 53m v Dude, she's so far out of your league I don't even know what to tell you. Luis Hulyer @Truleese 52m Amazing what a good filter will do. The Internet Proudly Present... - 51m It's worth a try /eh Luis Hulyer go straight infora personal attack on me but I suppose that's what you people are all about. Mikey Emogender @kayamikey Follow Replying to @PhazGiz @katybats uis: persoally aiacks her oveer her appearance Luis: *gets his appearance attacked in response* uis: "why ar you poaly atiacking me???" 3:07 AM-3 Sep 2018 87 Retweets 743 Likes helpeverythingiscats: citrus-adventures: adjectivebear: mysharona1987: They are saying with a straight face: This. Woman. Is. Not. Attractive. Like, I’m not even a lesbian, but come the fuck on. She literally looks like a Disney princess. These dudes’ racism is showing. She’s so gorgeous???? note: Paul Joseph Watson is a fucking clown that pushes the whole soyboy thing… while pushing pills… containing soy… and then he dug himself further into the pit:
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