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Bad, Definitely, and Dude: 4 hrs - One step closer to fixing this mistake, and only a couple weeks left of Barry's regime. 2017 is already looking up LIVE SENATE BUDGET RESOLUTION & HEALTH CARE LAW REPEAL SIMPLE MAJORITY NEEDED TO ADVANCE CSPAN2 RESOLUTION YES NO 48 C-span-org Senate votes 51 to 48 to Repeal Obamacare Senate votes 51 to 48 to Repeal Obamacare C-SPAN.ORG Like Comment Share Really cool of you to treat those of us who need the assistance provided by the ACA with such disregard. Really sells that whole underlying theme of republicans acting like vindictive cunts for every percieved slight at the hands of democrats these past eight years. Its a party that now openly celebrates the misfortune of others while simultaneously patting themselves on the back for making "progress Like Reply 4-4 hrs Jesus where to start? First, were talking about Obamacare, not the ACA. Secondly, my health insurance is through the ACA, so l'm definitely not the kind of person to look down on others for needing help I'm just saying I'm glad this is finally happening because Obamacare was a faiure from the start. Remember healtcare.gov?!! All of this was the brain child of liberals and they couldn't even get the site to run right, so why should any of us have had faith they could get socialized healthcare right? We didnt and they couldnt. Again, it was a mistake that is finally being fixed. Like Reply 4 hrs Wait, . If You're on Obamacare why the fuck are you celebrating the outcome of this vote? If the Republicans get what they want, you'll lose your insurance Like Reply 4 hrs I'm not on Obamacare. My health insurance is through the ACA (Affordable Care Act), which was what they had to come up with after Obamacare crashed and burned as bad as it did. So I'm gonna be fine Like Reply 4 4 hrs Holy shit.. YOU DENSE Like Reply 6 4 hrs No, seroiusly, are you fucking kidding me? THEYRE THE SAME FUCKING THING! Obamacare is just a stupid name for the ACA that Republicans came up with to make moronic voters like you automaically despise the idea of it just by hearing the name. And it fucking worked I guess. Like Reply 5 4 hrs Jesus Christ, Seriously? All this time, and you never once checked for yourself to see what was up with the whole Obamacare controversy? Didn't once bother asking if relying solely on Glenn fucking Beck for your political commentary might not be the bestuse of all the resources you have at your disposal? Like Reply 4 4 hrs You think he's going to respond? Like Reply 1-4 hrs LOL fuck no. Would you? Like Reply-d 3-4 hrs Dude, I can't even believe he hasn't deleted this whole thing yet. I would have purged this the second I realized I accidentally admitted to all my friends just how easily swayedI am by things like confirmation bias Fucking hell. This may be the best thing that happens all year, and we're only 5 days in Like Reply 4 4 hrs haha no shit right?I would have deleted my entire Facebook account by now Its made even better by just how smug he was coming across, as though he was the one who orchestrated the Senate vote, only to flat out crash and burn so badly by exposing his own ignorance memehumor: “I’m not on Obamacare…”
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9gag, Marijuana, and Air: VIA 9GAG.COM Burning a pile of uprooted illegal marijuana seedlings for disposal in open air

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Advice, Clothes, and Fire: You are in war, a man has offered to grant yeu choices, which one do you choose? Warrior Archer (Go down 2) Archeri The king is 5km/3.1miles away, killing him is the key to victory, however, if you miss one shot at the king and he notices you, you will be killed immediately, aim for the king? (Yes) Go down 2 Go down 3 Warrior: The king is 4km/2.4 miles away after slaughtering weaker enemy troops to allow your allies to proceed, you see an enemy soldier by your feet, you can get to him without being spotted, what do you do? (Change into his clothes and go straight ahead) Go down 2 (Ignore the soldier and go by another route to get closer to the king) Go dowm 4 Archer: You miss the king but managed to destroy an important enemy commander by an arrow through the heart. Your king sends some some soldiers to aid you in battle, be it for your defense or destruction at your disposal, what shall you order them to do? (Without one of their commanders, the particular area of soldiers are possibly very vulnerable, you choose to send all your backup ahead to fight to the death) Go dowm 3 (You scatter them so the soldiers can be lured to different directions, allowing the stronger group of your allies to charge straight ahead) Go down 2 Archer: You are caught by one of the enemy soldiers, your hesitation put you in your position longer than you should have and you were found and killed Warrior: After changing into your enemy's uniform, you walked towards the enemy, which led to one of your allies killing you by an arrow through the skull EAD Archeri The stronger soldiers broke through 3/5 of the lines of defense, your army has the advantage right Advice the king to send all troops at once to swarm the enemy's castle and kill the enemy king) Go down 2 (Further soften the enemy's defenses by chipping away at its troops with a controlled number of troops) Go down 4 Warrior:You ignored the soldier and went by another route, allowing you to penetrate the iron-clad defenses. You need more backup to get through to the castle, what shall you do? (Request for backup) Go down 2 (Use an enemy's lare gun you found on the ground to call your enemy's troops there) Go down 4 Archer: You doomed your soldiers and a few enemies manage to get past, and has killed you king (Dead) Archer: The swarm only managed to get rid of the king's defenses until they were all killed in a drowning pit, the king is 1.2km away, you fire your arrow and it passes t heart, you have won the war the WarriorBackup has arrived, and you you use them as meatshields while in the castle, you manage to kill the enemy king, but people will know what you've done to do so. You have won the war Archer: The plan didn't go as well and resulted in your troops dying in vain, the enemy troops are still as strong and you know you have no hope of (Dead) Warrior: Your enemies happened to notice the trail of the flare gun before it activated, thus revealing your location and killed you. Thanks for reading this interactive comic(is it a comic?) And here's a potate Interative comic, after seeing the zombie one the other day I wanted to do one

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Boner, Comfortable, and Curving: melswag69 dontkillbirds 40,849 FedEx dontkillbirds miau-is-me luvr4photography radiogrimshaw annathemoony soupnbananaz littleartemis radiogrimshaw radiogrimshaw ten inch dick aka longer than my forearm i know there are some writers who follow me please take note I believe the average is 6 inches? The longest is 14, an he suffers dizziness when he gets a boner, and even though he's heterosexual, he can only have sex with men (or anally with women) as his cock can't fit in a vagina. So writers, take note. jesus h. christ I once had a boyfriend who was quite well-endowed, and that was some painful, annoying shit right there (especially with a selfish dude who didn't really think about that/blamed me for being "tiny," what the fuck). The average vagina is 3-4 inches deep, though some women may have a depth of 6-7 inches Of course, a lady's Sarlaac Pit is designed to accomodate rather large things. That does not however, mean that it is comfortable or fun to have those large things in your hermetically-sealed shame basket, not to mention have it ramming repeatedly against your cervix. Ow fucking ow Contrary to popular belief, bigger is NOT ALWAYS BETTER A rectum can be between 5-7 inches deep. A pliable dildo could push past that, taking that sharp curve into the large intestine, if you're patient and flexible and you have a lot of lube at your disposal. And you don't mind things being in your INTESTINES, oh my God. A hard dick, however, that isn't so bendy, would be another story entirely. So if you're shooting for realistic sex and your bottom isn't into pain, you may want to reconsider giving your top anything over 7-8 inches of dick. 10+ inches might sound awesome but like Communism, for most people at least, it's better in theory than it is in practice This very NSFW and TMI-imbued post brought to you by all the fucks do not give. Oh and if anyone accuses me of kink shaming I will find you and I will skin you. ive learned a lot today omg i think the last of my innocence just got killed reading this #huge dicks are like communism Dicksadvice-animal.tumblr.com
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Boner, Comfortable, and Curving: melswag69dontkillbirds+ 40,849IC dontkillbirds adiogrimshaw upnbanan littleartemis adiogrimshaw ten inch dick aka longer than my forearm i know there are some writers who follow me please take note I believe the average is 6 inches? The longest is 14, an he suffers dizziness when he gets a boner, and even though he's heterosexual, he can only have sex with men (or anally with women) as his cock can't fit in a vagina So writers, take note iesus h. christ I once had a boyfriend who was quite well-endowed, and that was some painful, annoying shit right there (especially with a selfish dude who didn't really think about that/blamed me for being "tiny," what the fuck). The average vagina is 3-4 inches deep, though some women may have a depth of 6-7 inches Of course, a lady's Sarlaac Pit is designed to accomodate rather large things. That does not, however, mean that it is comfortable or fun to have those large things in your hermetically-sealed shame basket, not to mention have it ramming repeatedly against your cervix. Ow fucking ow Contrary to popular belief, bigger is NOT ALWAYS BETTER A rectum can be between 5-7 inches deep. A pliable dildo could push past that, taking that sharp curve into the large intestine, if you're patient and flexible and you have a lot of lube at your disposal. And you don't mind things being in your INTESTINES, oh my God. A hard dick, however, that isn't so bendy, would be another story entirely So if you're shooting for realistic sex and your bottom isn't into pain, you may want to reconsider giving your top anything over 7-8 inches of dick. 10+ inches might sound awesome but like Communism, for most people at least, it's better in theory than it is in practice This very NSFW and TMI-imbued post brought to you by all the fucks I do not give Oh and if anyone accuses me of kink shaming I will find you and I will skin you ive learned a lot today omg i think the last of my innocence just got killed reading this hu mun Dicksomg-humor.tumblr.com
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