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Be Like, Bless Up, and Chill: When you're a good boy on vacation and your owners let you up on the hotel bed @DrSmashlove (Sound on 🔊) My reaction when I meet a girl at a bar and she take me back to her crib afterward and her room surprisingly actually tidy and the bed is made and there isn’t laundry everywhere 🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂😂 “wowwwwww smash with the FOULNESS today FIRST of all SOME LADIES WORK. A JOB. WE LEAVE QUICKLY AND CANT MAKE THE BED. WE GOTTA APPLY MAKE UP. WE GOTTA DO HAIR. WE GOTTA LOOK PRESENTABLE. U AINT GOT THAT STRESS. HALF THE MEN I WORK WITH DONT EVEN BATHE IN THE AM WITCHOE PERSNICKETY DEMANDING A$$ IF 👏 U 👏 SO 👏 DEMANDING 👏 THEN 👏 MAKE 👏 MY 👏 BED 👏 THEN 👏 LAY 👏 IN 👏 IT 👏 D!CKFACE 👏. LOOKIN A$$ 😤.” Yep. Like I said baby. Make ya bed “IT TAKE ONLY THREE MINUTE” *my haunting mama’s voice* BLESS UP 😍😂😂 [Editor’s Note: shout to u ladies who be like “WELL. I really want you to come up 😌. But my place is a mess LOL!” Me: *shannon sharpe voice* “THAT AIN NO PRAHBLEM! That ain’t no problem 😊.” Girl: “LOL OKAYYYY NO JUDGING THO! Lolol!” Me: *judges vigorously in secret* 🤗😂. Second editor’s note: “wowwwww smash is a h0e and not only that a judgmental h0e where did this come from? He was fake woke?!! Guess he’s just another worthless man now.” Me: y’all really need to chill and let me off the leash occasionally all my sisters is brilliant and they all got careers and guess what, busy women ain’t trying to impress no cot damn man sometimes u gotta do a catch-up clean on the wknd LET ME TEASE YALL SOMETIMES I AM STILL AN ALLY LMAO SOMETIMES I JUST GOT JOKES ALSO THE h0e LABEL REALLY DO BE HURTING MY FEELINGS I PREFER ‘sensually exploratory by disposition’ (SEBD) THAT MAKE ME FEEL A LIL BETTER BLESS BLESS 👏 UP 👏😂😂😂]
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America, Black Friday, and Cards Against Humanity: sidelong-citizen preciousorgel Follow Originally Posted: 2017-01-22 1:22pm print Cards Against Humanity is hiring a CEO! Cards Against Humanity, the #1 best-selling party game, is hiring a new CEO! Let's face it: we have no idea what we're doing. This year, we wasted an enormous amount of time and energy trying to get Hillary Clinton elected President, and on Black Friday we dug a huge hole in the ground because we wanted to find out if it would be funny. It's been a great run, but now it's time for real adult Ieadership. We are secking a highly qualificd exccutive to run our company who meets the following requirements: Strong public speaking skills Steady disposition, remains cool under pressure Willing to inherit the consequences of eight years of irresponsible spending Excellent negotiator able to deal with stubborn opposition Experience hunting terrorist masterminds Minimum eight years experience President of the United States of America or equivalent nation Strongly prefer the first black editor of Harvard Law Review -Must currently hold a national approval rating of 57.2% or higher Passed comprehensive healthcare reform Natural born citizen of the United States Proficient in Microsoft Word, Excel, and PowerPoint The ideal candidate will be excited to travel for work and be a recipient of the Nobel Peace Prize. Women and minorities are strongly encouraged to apply. What's In It for You? If you are the right candidate, we will award you 51% of our company and you can set your own salary. Benefits include: Health/dental/vision insurance (while available) - Gencrous vacation time -A new computer Pre-tax transit benefit -Access to office pantry with unlimited almonds Paid relocation to Chicago is available. Also, you can be our new Dad if you want (optional but strongly preferred). About the Company Cards Against Humanity is a game company based in Chicago, IL with about 30 employees. We run a coworking space for independent artists, a full-ride scholarship for women getting degrees in STEM fields, a political action committee, an intemational shipping company, a private island, and a castle in Ireland. We've also raised nearly $5 million for our nonprofit partners: the Wikimedia Foundation, the Sunlight Foundation, Electronic Frontier Foundation, and DonorsChoose.org, where Cards Against Humanity has funded over 13,000 teacher projects in high-poverty classrooms across the United States. Interested? If you meet our qualifications, please email mail@cardsagainsthumanity.com. post id: 5970647019 email to friendbesof grumpyhop cards against humanity posted a listing to try to hire barack obama for their ceo position on craigslist im See, its easy to find a job! - most adults

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Advice, Children, and Confused: this is gonna be an extremely unpopular opinion so bare with me, but i don't think children should be vaccinated unless they really absolutely want to be and if they grow up into adults who still don't want to be vaccinated then so be it. kids are too young to fully grasp what vaccination does to you, and i don't mean that in a "they'll make you autistic and die way. i mean they don't understand what they're setting themselves up for in the future. (shots are pretty traumatic for children too, but that's for another day.) if a child is too young to consent to sex or medical transition if they're trans, they're definitely too young to consent to a vax. i haven't had any contact with my family for quite some time now, so i have a hard time knowing my medical history, especially with my lack of health insurance and a move to a different country. because of that, i live with the constant fear that i might have been vaccinated against rabies. my family was extremely poor and had spotty health insurance but its hard to say. but its fucking heartbreaking to know i might never be fully rabid because my parent might have vaccinated me as a child, when i was too young to know, too young to have a say in it how many other kids are there, just like me? how many adults have grown up miserable because they've been vaccinated against their genetic disposition for a certain disease? its practically eugenics and it makes me sick to my stomach. there are babies NOW getting vaxxed bc "thats what's h for them and their parents have no idea how much grief theyre causing right now. so yea, maybe stop vaxxing your kids?? slavz Shikha there's a lot to unpack here but let's just throw away the whole suitcase discourseful at first i was like yeah okay this a dumb but manageable take" and then op went for the rabies thing and my soul left my body honeybruh everyday this site drags us further and further away from the will of God and into madness What corner of hieronymus Bosch hell did this come from Where's my post about being confused about how great civilizations fall into the dark ages and then looking around me living in 2018 cause this post is proof of that Imao therealklt If you didn't go to their blog, you're missing the best part: My Rabies Story My Story: I have always had a particular closeness to the concept of rabies and identified as rabioromantic before my diagnosis. I decided for the sake of my mental health I would become infected This past year I met a girl online who was born with rabies said she could infect me. We met up this past June and, excuse the tmi, took part in BDSM sex. She bit me really hard on the shoulder until I bled and I've had rabies ever since. I refuse to go to a doctor as they tend not to understand rabios/virosexuals, so pleas don't ask me to. Does this mean you're going to die soon?: Short answer, no. Contrary to belief, rabies doesn't actually kill you. I'm in the incubation period atm so I have no symptoms. Ev experiences rabies differently and I co potentially live a full happy life. For exam the girl who bit me was born with rabies and hasn't died yet. Are you going to infect other people? Not unless they really want to. I currently curb my biting impulses by biting into raw steaks so I'm fine and safe to be around. (x) This is the kind of stuff that you have to lauglh at or you'll go insane. hysterrific yes i actually have rabi stop asking When I said I was so desensitised to Tumblr I couldn't be shocked anymore, I didn't mean it as a challenge advice-animal: Sorry for the annoying submit button, tumblr mobile sucks. This post did to me what vaccines couldnt.It gave me autism
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Children, Confused, and Definitely: this is gonna be an extremely unpopular opinion so bare with me, but i don't think children should be vaccinated unless they really absolutely want to be and if they grow up into adults who still don't want to be vaccinated then so be it. kids are too young to fully grasp what vaccination does to you, and i don't mean that in a "they'll make you autistic and die way. i mean they don't understand what they're setting themselves up for in the future. (shots are pretty traumatic for children too, but that's for another day.) if a child is too young to consent to sex or medical transition if they're trans, they're definitely too young to consent to a vax. i haven't had any contact with my family for quite some time now, so i have a hard time knowing my medical history, especially with my lack of health insurance and a move to a different country. because of that, i live with the constant fear that i might have been vaccinated against rabies. my family was extremely poor and had spotty health insurance but its hard to say. but its fucking heartbreaking to know i might never be fully rabid because my parent might have vaccinated me as a child, when i was too young to know, too young to have a say in it how many other kids are there, just like me? how many adults have grown up miserable because they've been vaccinated against their genetic disposition for a certain disease? its practically eugenics and it makes me sick to my stomach. there are babies NOW getting vaxxed bc "thats what's h for them and their parents have no idea how much grief theyre causing right now. so yea, maybe stop vaxxing your kids?? slavz Shikha there's a lot to unpack here but let's just throw away the whole suitcase discourseful at first i was like yeah okay this a dumb but manageable take" and then op went for the rabies thing and my soul left my body honeybruh everyday this site drags us further and further away from the will of God and into madness What corner of hieronymus Bosch hell did this come from Where's my post about being confused about how great civilizations fall into the dark ages and then looking around me living in 2018 cause this post is proof of that Imao therealklt If you didn't go to their blog, you're missing the best part: My Rabies Story My Story: I have always had a particular closeness to the concept of rabies and identified as rabioromantic before my diagnosis. I decided for the sake of my mental health I would become infected This past year I met a girl online who was born with rabies said she could infect me. We met up this past June and, excuse the tmi, took part in BDSM sex. She bit me really hard on the shoulder until I bled and I've had rabies ever since. I refuse to go to a doctor as they tend not to understand rabios/virosexuals, so pleas don't ask me to. Does this mean you're going to die soon?: Short answer, no. Contrary to belief, rabies doesn't actually kill you. I'm in the incubation period atm so I have no symptoms. Ev experiences rabies differently and I co potentially live a full happy life. For exam the girl who bit me was born with rabies and hasn't died yet. Are you going to infect other people? Not unless they really want to. I currently curb my biting impulses by biting into raw steaks so I'm fine and safe to be around. (x) This is the kind of stuff that you have to lauglh at or you'll go insane. hysterrific yes i actually have rabi stop asking When I said I was so desensitised to Tumblr I couldn't be shocked anymore, I didn't mean it as a challenge Sorry for the annoying submit button, tumblr mobile sucks.
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Children, Definitely, and Dumb: rabidloving this is gonna be an extremely unpopular opinion so bare with me, but i don't think children should be vaccinated unless they really absolutely want to be and if they grow up into adults who still don't want to be vaccinated then so be it kids are too young to fully grasp what vaccination does to you, and i don't mean that in a "they'll make you autistic and die" way. i mean they don't understand what they're setting themselves up for in the future. (shots are pretty traumatic for children too, but that's for another day.) if a child is too young to consent to sex or medical transition if they're trans, they're definitely too young to consent to a vax i haven't had any contact with my family for quite some time now, so i have a hard time knowing my medical history, especially with my lack of health insurance and a move to a different country. because of that, i live with the constant fear that i might have been vaccinated against rabies. my family was extremely poor and had spotty health insurance but its hard to say. but ts fucking heartbreaking to know i might never be fully rabid because my parent might have AT&T rabies. my family was extremely poor and had spotty health insurance but its hard to say. but its fucking heartbreaking to know i might never be fully rabid because my parent might have vaccinated me as a child, when i was too young to know, too young to have a say in it 1:07 AM how many other kids are there, just like me? how many adults have grown up miserable because they've been vaccinated against their genetic disposition for a certain disease? its practically eugenics and it makes me fuckin sick to my stomach. there are babies RIGHT NOW getting vaxxed bc "thats what's healthy for them" and their parents have no idea how much grief they're causing right now so yea, maybe stop vaxxing your kids?? slavz Shikha there's a lot to unpack here but let's just throw away the whole suitcase discourseful at first i was like "yeah okay this a dumb but manageable take" and then op went for the rabies thing and my soul left my body Just when you think anti-vaxx couldn’t get any crazier
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Children, Definitely, and Dumb: rabidloving this is gonna be an extremely unpopular opinion so bare with me, but i don't think children should be vaccinated unless they really absolutely want to be and if they grow up into adults who still don't want to be vaccinated then so be it kids are too young to fully grasp what vaccination does to you, and i don't mean that in a "they'll make you autistic and die" way. i mean they don't understand what they're setting themselves up for in the future. (shots are pretty traumatic for children too, but that's for another day.) if a child is too young to consent to sex or medical transition if they're trans, they're definitely too young to consent to a vax. i haven't had any contact with my family for quite some time now, so i have a hard time knowing my medical history, especially with my lack of health insurance and a move to a different country because of that, i live with the constant fear that i might have been vaccinated against rabies. my family was extremely poor and had spotty health insurance but its hard to say. but its fucking heartbreaking to know i might never be fully rabid because my parent might have vaccinated me as a child, when i was too young to know, too young to have a say in it how many other kids are there, just like me? how many adults have grown up miserable because they've been vaccinated against their genetic disposition for a certain disease? its practically eugenics and it makes me fuckin sick to my stomach there are babies RIGHT NOW getting vaxxed bc "thats what's healthy for them" and their parents have no idea how much grief they're causing right now so yea, maybe stop vaxxing your kids?? slavz Shikha there's a lot to unpack here but let's just throw away the whole suitcase discourseful at first i was like "yeah okay this a dumb but manageable take" and then op went for the rabies thing and my soul left my body Source: rabidloving anti-vaccinators has thoughts on rabies.
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Assassination, cnn.com, and Complex: <p><a href="https://priceofliberty.tumblr.com/post/171052175078/when-can-a-government-kill-its-own-people-rip" class="tumblr_blog">priceofliberty</a>:</p> <blockquote><h2><a href="http://www.cnn.com/2014/02/10/politics/us-killing-americans/">When can a government kill its own people?</a></h2><p style=""> <b>R.I.P. Abdulrahman al-Awlaki.</b> He would be a young man now. Abdulrahman was killed alongside his 17-year old cousin by a U.S. drone strike on October 14, 2011. He and his father were both U.S. citizens killed by drone strikes. Abdulrahman’s murder has been called a “mistake” by the government, but no one has been held accountable for the loss of his life. <br/></p><p>The Obama Administration, with the complicity of Attorney General Eric Holder, <a href="https://t.umblr.com/redirect?z=http%3A%2F%2Fjolt.law.harvard.edu%2Fdigest%2Fnational-security%2Fdepartment-of-justice-white-paper-reveals-united-states-position-on-lethal-force-operations-targeting-u-s-citizens-abroad&amp;t=ZmVhN2U3ZGE0ZDI0NmFlOGFlNmQ0OWYxZTU5OGU5ZmYxMzM1NDA0NSxyVGZzazdjTQ%3D%3D&amp;b=t%3A_S8dLg6KLAVryk75cPCPYg&amp;p=https%3A%2F%2Fpriceofliberty.tumblr.com%2Fpost%2F116342066828%2Fthe-obama-administration-with-the-complicity-of&amp;m=1">released a white paper</a> justifying the use of Unmanned Aerial Vehicles (“drones”) against any target in the world they have deemed a threat (<a href="https://t.umblr.com/redirect?z=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.nytimes.com%2F2013%2F07%2F07%2Fus%2Fin-secret-court-vastly-broadens-powers-of-nsa.html&amp;t=ZTEyZjU4MmVhZmU4ZjJlYWRkZTk2OWY3OThiZDU0ZWY4MTc2M2Y1MixyVGZzazdjTQ%3D%3D&amp;b=t%3A_S8dLg6KLAVryk75cPCPYg&amp;p=https%3A%2F%2Fpriceofliberty.tumblr.com%2Fpost%2F116342066828%2Fthe-obama-administration-with-the-complicity-of&amp;m=1">through a secret process governed by a secret court</a>) including American citizens. Worse still, targets are chosen by the “<a href="https://t.umblr.com/redirect?z=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.motherjones.com%2Fkevin-drum%2F2012%2F10%2Fdisposition-matrix&amp;t=MGY3MDAwZjMxZmQyYTMxZDU4NjlmYTgxYjM3OTA0NmQyNDYzZGJiNixyVGZzazdjTQ%3D%3D&amp;b=t%3A_S8dLg6KLAVryk75cPCPYg&amp;p=https%3A%2F%2Fpriceofliberty.tumblr.com%2Fpost%2F116342066828%2Fthe-obama-administration-with-the-complicity-of&amp;m=1">disposition matrix</a>,” a complex database which utilizes coded algorithms to <a href="https://t.umblr.com/redirect?z=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.theguardian.com%2Fcommentisfree%2F2012%2Foct%2F24%2Fobama-terrorism-kill-list&amp;t=OGI4ZTk4ZDEzYzEwNTVlNjE4MTUzNjNhOGNlM2ZhMTU3YTMyNWIxZixyVGZzazdjTQ%3D%3D&amp;b=t%3A_S8dLg6KLAVryk75cPCPYg&amp;p=https%3A%2F%2Fpriceofliberty.tumblr.com%2Fpost%2F116342066828%2Fthe-obama-administration-with-the-complicity-of&amp;m=1">ascertain threats based upon surveillanc</a>e acquired by the <a href="https://t.umblr.com/redirect?z=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.eff.org%2Fnsa-spying&amp;t=NTBjNWNjZmI5OGMwZmMzY2FkYjY4ZmM1MWIyN2U4Mjg2NDgxNmZmNyxyVGZzazdjTQ%3D%3D&amp;b=t%3A_S8dLg6KLAVryk75cPCPYg&amp;p=https%3A%2F%2Fpriceofliberty.tumblr.com%2Fpost%2F116342066828%2Fthe-obama-administration-with-the-complicity-of&amp;m=1">NSA’s illegal programs</a>.  #lesseroftwoevils</p><p>tl;dr The paper concludes that the <b>government’s interest in protecting its citizens from imminent attacks will outweigh the target’s interest in avoiding “erroneous deprivation of [his] life”</b> which is exactly what happened to an innocent 16-year-old American named <a href="https://t.umblr.com/redirect?z=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.google.com%2Furl%3Fsa%3Dt%26rct%3Dj%26q%3D%26esrc%3Ds%26source%3Dweb%26cd%3D1%26ved%3D0CB8QFjAA%26url%3Dhttp%253A%252F%252Fen.wikipedia.org%252Fwiki%252FAbdulrahman_al-Awlaki%26ei%3D_WUsVbyzOOS0sAS6yYGgDQ%26usg%3DAFQjCNGUpMziI3o6WhbWcKwjAL2Fln18Dw%26sig2%3DdxgKZpZeLaCtaO79T5_8mQ%26bvm%3Dbv.90790515%2Cd.cWc&amp;t=Mjc3ZjYwNTUyZmFjNTFhNmE5MzJjMTMxYjY1NjgzMDUxN2QyMmNlNCxyVGZzazdjTQ%3D%3D&amp;b=t%3A_S8dLg6KLAVryk75cPCPYg&amp;p=https%3A%2F%2Fpriceofliberty.tumblr.com%2Fpost%2F116342066828%2Fthe-obama-administration-with-the-complicity-of&amp;m=1">Abdulrahman al-Awlaki</a>. </p><p> A US federal judge dismissed a lawsuit filed against the government by the families of three American citizens killed by drones in Yemen, saying senior officials cannot be held personally responsible for money damages for the act of conducting war. (<a href="https://t.umblr.com/redirect?z=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.theguardian.com%2Fworld%2F2014%2Fapr%2F05%2Fdrone-killings-case-thrown-out-in-us&amp;t=OGYwMmMyNTU2ZDgxMjg0MDA1ZGRiMzUyMDdhMjM0YzZiYjhjN2U5OCxHbHozS0FXYQ%3D%3D&amp;b=t%3A_S8dLg6KLAVryk75cPCPYg&amp;p=https%3A%2F%2Fpriceofliberty.tumblr.com%2Fpost%2F81935383934%2Fthefreelioness-a-us-federal-judge-has-dismissed&amp;m=1">x</a>) Let us be clear: if this an act of conducting war, the war is clearly against all people who oppose American Imperialism, along with their loved ones, whether they be violent opposition or not. And in this case, the act of war was implemented against an American child.</p><p>A while ago we heard the government was considering <a href="https://t.umblr.com/redirect?z=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.alternet.org%2Fcivil-liberties%2Famerica-preparing-murder-its-5th-citizen-remote-assassination-founders-are-turning&amp;t=YzEyM2U0M2E2NThlZjY4YWFlNGExMTg5ODMzOGJhMTNmNTZiODk3MixHbHozS0FXYQ%3D%3D&amp;b=t%3A_S8dLg6KLAVryk75cPCPYg&amp;p=https%3A%2F%2Fpriceofliberty.tumblr.com%2Fpost%2F81935383934%2Fthefreelioness-a-us-federal-judge-has-dismissed&amp;m=1">assassinating its 5th American citizen by drone</a> without charges or trial, but shortly thereafter the administration announced it would <a href="https://t.umblr.com/redirect?z=http%3A%2F%2Fthefreelioness.com%2Fpost%2F77306482639%2Fwhite-house-no-more-information-about-drone-killings&amp;t=M2E1NjdhZmVjMTUyYWFhODBhZmFhNjBhZjY0NjZiMzYyOWNmYzM0NixHbHozS0FXYQ%3D%3D&amp;b=t%3A_S8dLg6KLAVryk75cPCPYg&amp;p=https%3A%2F%2Fpriceofliberty.tumblr.com%2Fpost%2F81935383934%2Fthefreelioness-a-us-federal-judge-has-dismissed&amp;m=1">no longer be informing the public of who it decided to kill</a> by drone strike.</p></blockquote> <p>But&hellip; but Obama is a Woke Bae™!</p>

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Birdman, Bless Up, and Children: u/BrittanyLD ld i.redd.it She was the last puppy at the shelter. Most didn't want her because of her timid disposition/ overbite, but I think it makes her that much more of a treasure. (For Part 1, scroll back 🤗). Part 2: Now then. Let me explain: if a man really fux witchu, he gon be a jealous mess when y'all break up or "take a break". He gon be jealous of anyone u hang out with bc if he fux with u, ain no break. IN HIS MIND YALL STILL A COUPLE YALL JUST HAVING ISSUES 😐. Marquis who u dated for two weeks while on break? If u mention that to your ex? In his mind? Marquis PP built like a Voss water bottle and he lasted 17 hours. U all swollen and shaking and u like "Marquis OMG chill!!" And Marquis like "NAWWWW BABY ONE MO GENN" rubbing his hands like Birdman while his glisteny dangalang start saluting so he could rearrange yo anatomy to where yo spleen sits in yo esophagus now. That ain't een anatomically possible but that's what your ex imagine. He think u go to sleep every night and dream of having a home with a white picket fence with Marquis and 3.5 children and an Audi SUV that u bought because u the provider but u ok with that arrangement because the PP game so on point u don't mind being the mommy and the daddy and he just drop u off at work and drop the kids off at school and play 2K all day and possibly cheat on u using YOUR car but again u will let it slide off the quality of the PP. U feel me? This is the jealous male mind - any other man than him is bigger stronger better in bed more manly more dominant etc. Don't matter that Marquis could have been a 4.5 inch minute man who u only hung out with because he was sincere and always had good weed. To yo man? U in love with Marquis and still miss him - dearly. Yo man could be this jealous if u dated Marquis even before u met him lol! Literally men will be jealous of your OLD EXES! That's how fragile men are! Personally IDGAF about exes (bc I know I'm the sh!t 🤗) and when I've tooken breaks with girls I'm not monitoring they movements but this is how men think. It effs they head up bruv. And then they do disloyal tings bc on the basis of what u did on break somehow that's disloyal. Again: not logical. What's the solution? Peep Part 3 to find out bless up 😄😂😂😂
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Boxing, Cars, and Football: WHAT ARE YOUR HOBBIES? According to your Zodiac sign you have a disposition for certain hobbies You may not necessarily have these hobbies but your inclinations lie towards them. CAPRICORN BORN.-Gardening. Nature Study. Rambles in the countryside. Making things of almost any kind. Chemistry. Physics. AQUARIAN BORN.-Aviation, ranging from actual flying to making aeroplane models. Gliding. Constructing all kinds of articles. Painting pictures. Drawing. Needlework. PISCES BORN.-Traveling, especially by sea. Photography. Construct- ing and using wireless apparatus. Making electrical apparatus. Theater-going and amateur theatricals. Arts and crafts (girls). cars. Sight-seeing. Making things. Reading. Arts and crafts (girls). of houses. Walking. Golf. Swimming. Collecting antiques ARIES BORN Traveling, touring. Anything connected with motor TAURUS BORN. Constructive hobbies, from wireless to the building GEMINI BORN. Likely to be interested in inventions. Good at solving puzzles. Football. Tennis. Nature rambling. Girls have a bent for household duties, such as cooking, needlework, etc CANCER BORN.-Interested in the wonders of the world. Anxious to see things and people. Music. Reading. Collecting antiques. Almost any outdoor game. Girls are fond of needlework of the finer kinds. LEO BORN.-Hobbies allied to the daily work. Intellectual reading, especially anything bearing on historical matters. Going about. Golf Swimming. Making things of an artistic nature. VIRGO BORN. Indoor games. Making and repairing household articles Good at manual activities, from playing the piano to constructing toys. Prefers to be amused indoors than out in the open LIBRA BORN.-Doing things to keep the home ship-shape. Football. Cricket. Photography. Reading. Wireless. Needlework and knitting (girls) SCORPIO BORN.-Scientific recreations of all kinds. Keeping pets Nature rambling. Girls take a keen interest in household duties. Card playing. Seeing people. Dabbling in mysterious matters, such as thought reading, table-rapping, seances, etc. SAGITTARIAN BORN. -Hobbies of an intellectual character. Walking. Outdoor sports. Boxing. Nature study. Keeping pets. Reading. yesterdaysprint:Everybody’s Book of Luck, ca. 1920

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Crime, Eminem, and Facts: Eminem's childhood bully D'Angelo Bailey sued Eminem for $1 million. The judge wrote a rap to deliver the verdict. Ultrafacts.tumblr.com ultrafacts: The name of the judge was Deborah Servitto, and this is the actual court ruling. Mr. Bailey complains that his rep is trash So he’s seeking compensation in the form of cash. Bailey thinks he’s entitled to some monetary gain Because Eminem used his name in vain. Eminem says Bailey used to throw him around Beat him up in the john, shoved his face in the ground. Eminem contends that his rap is protected By the rights guaranteed by the First Amendment. Eminem maintains that the story is true And that Bailey beat him black and blue. In the alternative he states that the story is phony And a reasonable person would think it’s baloney. The court must always balance the rights Of a defendant and one placed in a false light. If the plaintiff presents no question of fact To dismiss is the only acceptable act. If the language used is anything but pleasin’ It must be highly objectionable to a person of reason. Even if objectionable and causing offense Self-help is the first line of defense. Yet when Bailey actually spoke to the press What do you think he didn’t address? Those false-light charges that so disturbed Prompted from Bailey not a single word. So highly objectionable, it could not be Bailey was happy to hear his name on a CD. Bailey also admitted he was a bully in youth Which makes what Marshall said substantial truth. This doctrine is a defense well known And renders Bailey’s case substantially blown. The lyrics are stories no one would take as fact They’re an exaggeration of a childish act. Any reasonable person could clearly see That the lyrics could only be hyperbole. It is therefore this court’s ultimate position That Eminem is entitled to summary disposition. Source Follow Ultrafacts for more facts!

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America, Black Friday, and Cards Against Humanity: Originally Posted: 2017-01-22 1:22pm print Cards Against Humanity is hiring a CEO! Cards Against Humanity, the #1 best-selling party game, is hiring a new CEO! Let's face it: we have no idea what we're doing. This year, we wasted an enormous amount of time and energy trying to get Hillary Clinton elected President, and on Black Friday we dug a huge hole in the ground because we wanted to find out if it would be funny. It's been a great run, but now it's time for real adult leadership Requirements We are seeking a highly qualified executive to run our company who meets the following requirements - Strong public speaking skills - Steady disposition, remains cool under pressure - Willing to inherit the consequences of eight years of irresponsible spending - Excellent negotiator able to deal with stubborn opposition Experience hunting terrorist maste Minimum eight years experience President of the United States of America or equivalent nation - Strongly prefer the first black editor of Harvard Law Review -Must currently hold a national approval rating of 57.2% or higher - Passed comprehensive healthcare reform - Natural born citizen of the United States - Proficient in Microsoft Word, Excel, and PowerPoint Women and minorities are strongly encouraged to apply. merrmaids: cards against humanity posted a listing to try to hire barack obama for their ceo position on craigslist im

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America, Black Friday, and Cards Against Humanity: Originally Posted: 2017-01-22 1:22pm print Cards Against Humanity is hiring a CEO! Cards Against Humanity, the #1 best-selling party game, is hiring a new CEO! Let's face it: we have no idea what we're doing. This year, we wasted an enormous amount of time and energy trying to get Hillary Clinton elected President, and on Black Friday we dug a huge hole in the ground because we wanted to find out if it would be funny. It's been a great run, but now it's time for real adult leadership Requirements We are seeking a highly qualified executive to run our company who meets the following requirements - Strong public speaking skills - Steady disposition, remains cool under pressure - Willing to inherit the consequences of eight years of irresponsible spending - Excellent negotiator able to deal with stubborn opposition Experience hunting terrorist masterminds Minimum eight years experience President of the United States of America or equivalent nation - Strongly prefer the first black editor of Harvard Law Review -Must currently hold a national approval rating of 57.2% or higher - Passed comprehensive healthcare reform - Natural born citizen of the United States - Proficient in Microsoft Word, Excel, and PowerPoint The ideal candidate will be excited to travel for work and be a recipient of the Nobel Peace Prize. Women and minorities are strongly encouraged to apply. What's In It for You? If you are the right candidate, we will award you 51% of our company and you can set your own salary. Benefits include: - Health/dental/vision insurance (while available) - Generous vacation time - A new computer - Pre-tax transit benefit - Access to office pantry with unlimited almonds Paid relocation to Chicago is available. Also, you can be our new Dad if you want (optional but strongly preferred) About the Company Cards Against Humanity is a game company based in Chicago, IL with about 30 employees. We run a coworking space for independent artists, a full-ride scholarship for women getting degrees in STEM fields, a political action committee, an international shipping company, a private island, and a castle in Ireland. We've also raised nearly $5 million for our nonprofit partners: the Wikimedia Foundation, the Sunlight Foundation, Electronic Frontier Foundation, and DonorsChoose.org, where Cards Against Humanity has funded over 13,000 teacher projects in high-poverty classrooms across the United States Interested? If you meet our qualifications, please email mail@cardsagainsthumanity.com post id: 5970647019 email to friendbest of 2 merrmaids: cards against humanity posted a listing to try to hire barack obama for their ceo position on craigslist im

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Comfortable, Memes, and Music: If Young Metro don't trust you, l'm gon shoot you gorunnbui dani ma If you haven't earned the trust of Young Metro, l N will fire a weapon at you If hip hop producer "Young Metro" deems you unworthy of his trust for whatever reason, rest assured, I will assault you with a firearm Lot it be known that should the circumstance arise in which the musical production technician of the hip hop genre known as "Propubescont Metropolis' lacks the confidenco to comfortably instill a sonse of trustworthiness into you due to past dispositions regarding the nature of your character, you have my certainty that I will be arming myself with one of many various caliber ballistic combat firearm weapons and, after loading a magazine which contains the ammunition on which the projectile lethality is based, and loading a single unit of this ammunition into the capacity chamber of the weaponized warfare mechanism after disengaging the safety locking unit located on the firearm, l will be acquiring the physical space which your biological presence encapsulates into the appropriate sighting contraptions affixed to my caliber combat gadget, so that I may then exert force from my index finger onto the trigger mechanism of the weapon system and set forth a ballistics reaction which will launch a bullet. like projectile into the general direction ofwhich you are present, with the ambition that said bullet will penetrate your epidermis and burrow deeply into your vital organ systems, leading to the internal flowing of crimson life liquids, extemal spillage of said liquids, and severe damage of biological tissues deemed only repairable by an appropriately trained surgeon "Prepubescent Metropolis" LMFAOOOO

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Comfortable, Confidence, and Young Metro: If Young Metro don't trust you, I'm gon' shoot you @gonna buildameme If you haven't earned the trust of Young Metro, l N will fire a weapon at you If hip hop producer "Young Metro" deems you unworthy of his trust for whatever reason rest assured, I will assault you with a firearm Let it be known that should the circumstance arise in which the musical production technician of the hip hop genre known as "Prepubescent Metropolis" lacks the confidence to comfortably ins a sense of trustworthiness into you due to past dispositions regarding the nature of your character, you have my certainty that I will be arming myself with one of many various caliber ballistic combat firearm weapons and, after loading a magazine which contains the ammunition on which the projectile lethality is based, and loading a single unit of this ammunition into the capacity chamber of the weaponized warfare mechanism after disengaging the safety locking unit located on the firearm, I will be acquiring the physical space which your biological presence encapsulates into the appropriate sighting contraptions affixed to my caliber combat gadget, so that I may then exert force from my index finger onto the trigger mechanism of the weapon system and set forth a ballistics reaction which will launch a bullet- like projectile into the general direction of which you are present, with the ambition that said bullet will penetrate your epidermis and burrow deeply into your vital organ systems, leading to the internal flowing of crimson life liquids, external spillage of said liquids, and severe damage of biological tissues deemed only repairable by an appropriately trained surgeon BEAUTIFUL MORNING

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Be Like, Bless Up, and Fresh: what did we do to deserve dogs Drsmashlove Melanie Wang @MelanieWang2 when I'm sad my dog goes outside and tries to bring me things. today she brought me a pine Cone Ladies. If u with a man. Let's call him David. David look like he got potential. Nice personality. Nice disposition. Couple two three bucks in his bucket. Hair cut. Basically hygienic. Good teeth. Kind to waiters. U feel me? Not a psychopathic serial killer who look like he might get angry one day and feed u into a meat grinder. But he ain't hitting all your spots in bed? Work with David. Vocalize. "That's not my clit." "Baby could u clip your nails and file them next time before u insert them Edward scissors hands in my delicate vessel of life." "U can pull my hair but u not suppose to pull it out of the root so it look like I suffer from pattern baldness." U feel me? Vocalize. Sometimes u gon be with a Casanova who know all your spots. Guess what he know every girl's spots because he been with every girl 🙃. He was with another girl this morning. He gon be with another girl right after u leave like literally he gon call his midnight girl who he don't even know her name he just got her in his phone as "Midnight Throatzilla the Demon Child." U feel me? Nah but David ain't Casanova. David is a regular dude who got potential to be your Mr. Right. All David need is a lil coaching. Imma keep it one hundred. When I was a fresh faced young man out here tryina get it I went out with a girl named Eden. Eden was a teacher so u already know she was absolutely a pinnacle freak. She once said (and I quote): "there is nothing better than being at a party and someone has Coke in the bathroom. I mean. That's like Christmas coming early" 🎅🔫. Anyway at the end of the first date I kiss her and I'm like "ha. I'm an amazing kisser. Let me do my lil thang right quick." Nah. Hell nah. She's just like "stop. Seriously stop. You're not kissing. You're eating my face. My face is not a piece of chicken. Kiss my lips. Kiss around my lips. Start gentle. Then go harder. Ok? Do it and I'll tell u how you did." She took it right back to her first grade class on me. Eden knew, bruh. She knew that every man ain't perfect but he could get damn close if he got potential. Be like Eden. Speak up. Mold him a lil bit. It will pay dividends. Ya get me! Bless up 😍😂😂😂
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