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The Division, Flea, and Random: DANGE FLAMMABL I kept clicking the random character generator in The Division 2 beta, then, it made Flea for me!

I kept clicking the random character generator in The Division 2 beta, then, it made Flea for me!

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America, News, and Shit: 4G 17:26 notyourexrotic t' ill 60% 2:07 PM Funmilayo Celestina Ekundayo Follow 5 hrs a 2 3 Citizenship 4 So i just got this message when i attempted to update my voter registration Voter Info Additional Info This is a lie. I became a naturalized citizen in 2005 Drove all the way to Memphis Tennessee for the ceremony. Citizenship Information I have voted in 2 elections; i have an American passport 've traveled with, and i have gone to the Department of safety and homeland security to update all information, last time i did was 2 years ago when i needed a copy of my social security card Fields marked with are required fields According to records at the Department of Safety and Homeland Security, you are not a citizen of the United States. If you recently became a citizen, your record has not yet been updated with the Tennessee Department of Safety. Please enter your date of citizenship and your naturalization number below. If you are not a U.S. citizen, do not complete this application. So, a warning to all naturalized citizens, check that shit now Something is happening update I have confirmed others that are having this issue. Folks, this is Not a drill!! Check your statuses. update 2 Still trying to find answers. After calling the Department of homeland security and safety, i was told by the representative that he didn't know what was happening and would like to refer me to an immigration officer". The wait time is 57 minutes. The office closed in 17 minutes. I will try again on Monday. Until then, i am taking my passport with me Everywhere!! EVERYWHERE!! If you believe you have reached this screen in error, please contact the Division of Elections at 1-877-850 4959 Date of U.S. Citizenship:* Naturalization Number: Naturalized US citizens are reporting that the DHS website is listing them as "not a citizen" From Funmilayo Celestina Ekundayo So i just got this message when i attempted to update my voter registration This is a lie. I became a naturalized citizen in 2005 Drove all the way to Memphis Tennessee for the ceremony. 4G 17:26 This is a lie. I became a naturalized citizen in 2005 Drove all the way to Memphis Tennessee for the ceremony. I have voted in 2 elections, i have an American passport I've traveled with, and i have gone to the Department of safety and homeland security to update all information, last time i did was 2 years ago when i needed a copy of my social security card So, a warning to all naturalized citizens inTennessee check your status now!! https://ovr.govote.tn.gov/Registration Something is happening *update* I have confirmed others that are having this issue. Folks, this is Not a drill!! Check your statuses update 2* Still trying to find answers. After calling the Department of homeland security and safety, i was told by the representative that he didn't know what was happening and would like to refer me to an "immigration officer The wait time is 57 minutes. The office closed in 17 minutes 4G 17:26 Check your statuses update 2* Still trying to find answers. After calling the Department of homeland security and safety, i was told by the representative that he didn't know what was happening and would like to refer me to an "immigration officer The wait time is 57 minutes. The office closed in 17 minutes I will try again on Monday Until then, i am taking my passport with me Everywhere!! EVERYWHERE!!! clover1982 This is not a drill clover1982 https://www.newyorker.com/news/our-columnists /in-america-naturalized-citizens-no-longer-have-an assumption-of-permanence Fuente: notyourexrotic 21,978 notas "It wouldn't happen if they came the legal way!" Are you sure about that?
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Omg, Tumblr, and Army: omg-images: Corporal Goodboye, U.S. Army 42nd Infantry Division, Stalingrad, USSR 1943

omg-images: Corporal Goodboye, U.S. Army 42nd Infantry Division, Stalingrad, USSR 1943

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Asian, Bad, and Baseball: OLD NAWY Josh Clark Something has been weighing pretty heavily on me the past few days. I have had a few small discussions on the issue, but haven't gotten too far into it. I wanted to share this, not for attention, but because I thought it needed to be done It's no big secret to my friends that I love to hunt, fish, camp and do pretty much anything outdoors. I have always considered myself to be a country boy stuck in the city. One of the ways that I used to show pride for my lifestyle was wearing t-shirts with the Confederatel Rebel flag on them. In high school, I even had a bumper sticker on my truck that read "Keep It Flying". I had grown up seeing the flag regularly, and although I had seen it used in negative ways on occasion, I chose to accept the "Heritage not Hate" and "Pride not Prejudice" interpretation of the flag. If you had asked me back then, I would've told you that it was a symbol of southern pride and had nothing to do with racism I was raised pretty close to downtown Nashville and grew up with kids of all races with all kinds of backgrounds. I played baseball, basketball and football on teams where sometimes whites were minorities. I am very thankful for this. As I continue to grow and learn, I realize that we tend to fear things just because we don't understand them Because of where and how I was raised, background. I was able to realize that we are all the same underneath. I have had white friends, black friends, Asian friends, Middle Eastern friends, Latino friends, Christian friends, Muslim friends, Atheist friends, etc. Thankfully, I have never had a racist bone in my body I never feared people of other color or It wasn't until well into my college years when I began to start thinking for myself. I no longer let the people I was raised by tell me how to view every issue and tried my best to be more open-minded. I believe that one of the most important things for us to do as humans is to try putting ourselves in others' shoes before we make any kind of judgement. Although I never meant anything racist by sporting the Confederate flag, I couldn't help but think of what some of my black friends thought about it. I really can't think of a time that I was confronted about it. Did it not offend them? Were they too nice or afraid to confront me about it? The more I researched about the history of the flag, the worse I felt. What I had been told about its history was wrong. Thousands of southerners still fly the flag with no racist intent. They still defend the good things they've been told about the flag. They, like I once was, are WRONG. The flag is a symbol of a way of life that was wrong. Not that it needs to be stated, but slavery is one of the most evil and cruel things this world has ever seen. The Confederate flag represents this evil. Where is the pride in that? The Confederate flag is also a sign of division. How can you truly be a patriot of this country and fly this flag? Do we really need to fly a flag to show that we are southern, or that we like to hunt and fish, especially when it's offensive to so many? It is not a kind thing, a good thing, or the right thing to do To those against removing the flag, I do not think you are a bad person. I know what it once meant to me. I do, however, challenge you to do your research. Step outside of what your family taught you and be open-minded. Even if you believe in a different history lesson, is flying a flag worth the pain it causes others? Please try to view these issues from the other side of the argument. To those I may have offended in the past, who never confronted me, I apologize. I was WRONG As our country continues to move forward on equality issues, I believe the only place for the Confederate flag is in our history books mysharona1987: This is great.

mysharona1987: This is great.

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College, Crime, and Fake: coolhotdad my perfect crime? I memorize the entirety of the macy's store inventory. I then go on aliexpress.com and find exact replicas of every single purse in the store. I break in at 3am, and replace every purse with a cheaper version of the purse. I take my real purses home and open up an online store on the darknet featuring fake purses. I then sell these real purses as fake purses, making it so that when the feds catch on to my antics, they spend countless years trying to figure out who can replicate purses this well, and who is selling them. Soon an entire division of the FBl is dedicated to finding me and figuring out how my "fake" purses appear to be real. 45 years later they finally trace my ip address and break into my villa in texas and shoot me right in the leg when i attempt to flee While this would normally not be a fatal wound, due to my constant devotion to my online fake real purse storefront i have suffered an iron deficiency for 35 years. My blood can't clot and I start to bleed out. Turns out the woman who shot me was a girl who i made out with once in college, and she holds my dying body in her arms and asks me how my fake purses were so real. I spend the last moments of my fleeting life telling her about how every five years i break into a different Macy's and replace all the purses, and that the purses I have been selling online for a severely discounted price were actually all real, and I have been doing this purely for the gag of it all. When my former college girlfriend gets home from work after rightfully murdering me for my crimes, she goes into her walk in closet, looks at the 13 gucci purses she owns, and realizes that they're all fakes. Source: coolhotdad A crime requiring purse-istence

A crime requiring purse-istence

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Being Alone, The Worst, and Tumblr: THE LAW OF GENDER GENDER CONFUSION the Black male and Black female. This Similarly, the male is also being has been mplemented on purpose to spiritually "raped" when a woman create confusion and division among forces him to engage n communi- the two. Switching roles and expecting cation, verbal arguments, getting up in each to act according to those roles is his face and testing his manhood. The an act of extreme violence to the very man just wanted to be left alone and nature of a person's being. When you this should be honored. But the woman force the woman to act as a man, you keep pushing because of the are raping her spirit, which yearns to be feminine. This is accepted in today's recognizing herself and her man society. Because of this, the Black Each scenario is an act of rape woman's womb suffers, because she and carries the same weight in the expresses masculine attributes. He coss or unseen realm. Gender is the womb goes into a state of shock by the natural personality of things in creation imbalance of feminine Inner G. Side and should be respected and honored effects of this are fibroid tumors, as such. The Black man and woman painful menstruation and cancer. I is must reeducate themselves and learn like the physical rape of a woman. The the roles that nature intended for them perpetrator is forcing" her to receive embrace his Inner G when she does not want to imbalance of her energies and not ankh-niggas-anonymous: everyone log the fuck off, I found the worst post.-Mod M @santeria
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Ali, Bored, and Crazy: Fatos Desconhecido:s UNKNOWN FACTS 12 h 8 12h. Earth half day and half night, as seen from space A Terra metade dia e metade noite, vista do espaço ahrollei.dom. ahirollei.com.B I wonder how cool it would be if someone was in the middle of these halvesr Responder Penso como seria foda se alguem ficasse no meio dessas metades? uem tiver no meio do dia e da noite deve tá achando isso muito loucc. Whever is in the middle of day and night must be thinking this is crazy ha 11 horas Curtir Responder h&9 horas Curtir 2 Responder E quem mora bem no meio dessa linha, vai ficar sempre de tarde? há 6 horas Cutr Responder hat do T have to do to live right in the division between night and day? For those who live right in the middle of that line, is it going to be afternoon forever? que eu faço pra morar bem ai na divisa dia e noite? há 10 horas Curtir Responder na fical siuado num lugar Olha q loko a pessoa que mora bem no meio, sai de da noite e vai pro dia. há 10horas . Curtir . 1 2 * Responder Look how crazy it is to the person who lives right in the middle, gets out at night and goes to the day half day and half night metade dia e metade noite há 11 horas Curtir Responder há 11 horas Curtir Responder Muito legal morar próximo a essa divisão, cansei do dia, vem pra noite. há 11 horas Curtir Responder Very cool to live near that division, you get bored of the day, go to the night. ão estou vendo a parte de tarde I don't see the afternoon part há 11 horas Curtir Responder I wonder if there's someone who sera que tem alguem que more na linha certinha da divisao entre noite e dia Deve ser loucura morar na divisa Must be insane to live on the border lives right in the line of the division between night and day há 11 horas Curtir Responder si e ser legal estar ali entre o dia e a noite, bem na divisão, ai vc quem decide onde quer estar!! Must be nice to stand there between night and day, right at the division, then you get to decide where you want to be!! como seria quem mora no meio ?2? há 3 horas Curtir Responder And how would for those who live on the border???? memehumor: Someone didn’t lay attention in class…

memehumor: Someone didn’t lay attention in class…

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Darth Vader, Empire, and Food: Death Troopers The Death Troopers were...the zombified corpses of stormtroopers who happened to be unfortunate enough to be infected by Imperial bioweapons Project 171A, or "The Sickness." Project 171A was an infectious viral agent created through the use of sith alchemy. The disease was created over four thousand years before the Battle of Yavin by the sith lord Darth Drear on the snow planet of Odacer-Faustin as an attempt to gain immortality One thousand years later, during the Galactic Cold War between the Sith Empire and the Galactic Republic, Darth Scabrous attempted to recreate the virus in the hopes that he would succeed where Darth Drear failed. It was an unmitigated disaster, Scabrous failed and unleashed the virus among the students and staff of the Sith Academy on Odacer-Faustin. Eventually, all of the sith masters and sith acolytes on the planet were transformed into undead cannibalistic abominations driven by their hunger for flesh Knowledge of the virus survived millenia after the outbreak on Odacer-Faustin. Eventually this knowledge ended up in the hands of the sith lord Darth Vader during the reign of Palpatine's Galactic Empire. One year before the Battle of Yavin, Vader commissioned a scientific team from the Imperial Biological Weapons Division aboard the Star Destroyer Vector to re-engineer the virus and turn it into a weapon that could be used to further the interests of the Galactic Empire. They named it "Project Blackwing That same year, the scientific team successfully re- engineered the virus, but an accident aboard the Vector caused an outbreak aboard the ship, turning almost all of the personnel aboard the ship into bloodthirsty abominations. During the outbreak, the infected took control of the ship and used it to cripple the imperial prison barge Purge, forcing the occupants of the barge to board the Vector and become food for the abominations So I saw the Star Wars Project Blackwing post I decided to dig deeper.

So I saw the Star Wars Project Blackwing post I decided to dig deeper.

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Ali, Bored, and Crazy: Fatos Desconhecido:s UNKNOWN FACTS 12 h 6 12 h 6 Earth half day and half night, as seen from space A Terra metade dia e metade noite, vista do espaço Kaike Kaike Penso como seria foda se alguem ficasse no meio dessas metades? Magali Quem tiver no meio do dia e da noite I wonder how cool it would be if someone was in the middle of these halvesut Responder Magali Whever is in the middle of day and night must be thinking this is crazy deve tá achando isso muito loucc. h&9 horas Curtir 2 Responder Laura E quem mora bem no meio dessa linha, vai ficar sempre de tarde? há 6 horas Cutr Responder Wallaci Olha q loko a pessoa que mora bem no meio, sai de da noite e vai pro dia. há 10 horas Curtir 2 Responder Fábbio Muito legal morar próximo a essa divisão, cansei do dia, vem pra noite. há 11 horas Curtir Responder Netto, sera que tem alguem que more na linha certinha da divisao entre noite e dia há 11 horas Curti Responder Laura For those who live right in the middle of that line, is it going to be afternoon forever? Wallaci Look how crazy it is to the person who lives right in the middle, gets out at night and goes to the day Fábbio Very cool to live near that division, you get bored of the day, go to the night. Netto_ I wonder if there's someone who João Como que eu faço pra morar bem ai na divisa dia e noite? What do I have to do to live right in the division between night and day? há 10 horas Curtir Responder Lukaas- Imagina ficar snuado num lugar metade dia e metade noite lmagine being in a place half day and half night há 11 horas Curtir Responder Patch I don't see the afternoon part há 11 horas Curtir Responder Patch Não estou vendo a parte de tarde. há 11 horas Curti Responder Raquel Raquel Deve ser loucura morar na divisa Must be insane to live on the border lives right in the line of the division há 11 horas Curtir Responder between night and day Katia S) E como seria quem mora no meio ?2? há 3 horas Curtir Responder Katia Deve ser legal estar ali entre o dia ea noite, bem na divisão, ai vc quem decide onde quer estar!! Must be nice to stand there between night and day, right at the division, then you get to decide where you want to be!! And how would for those who live on the border???? memehumor: Night and day and so many questionshttp://memehumor.tumblr.com

memehumor: Night and day and so many questionshttp://memehumor.tumblr.com

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Ali, Bored, and Crazy: Fatos Desconhecido:s UNKNOWN FACTS 12 h 6 12 h 6 Earth half day and half night, as seen from space A Terra metade dia e metade noite, vista do espaço Kaike Kaike Penso como seria foda se alguem ficasse no meio dessas metades? Magali Quem tiver no meio do dia e da noite I wonder how cool it would be if someone was in the middle of these halvesut Responder Magali Whever is in the middle of day and night must be thinking this is crazy deve tá achando isso muito loucc. h&9 horas Curtir 2 Responder Laura E quem mora bem no meio dessa linha, vai ficar sempre de tarde? há 6 horas Cutr Responder Wallaci Olha q loko a pessoa que mora bem no meio, sai de da noite e vai pro dia. há 10 horas Curtir 2 Responder Fábbio Muito legal morar próximo a essa divisão, cansei do dia, vem pra noite. há 11 horas Curtir Responder Netto, sera que tem alguem que more na linha certinha da divisao entre noite e dia há 11 horas Curti Responder Laura For those who live right in the middle of that line, is it going to be afternoon forever? Wallaci Look how crazy it is to the person who lives right in the middle, gets out at night and goes to the day Fábbio Very cool to live near that division, you get bored of the day, go to the night. Netto_ I wonder if there's someone who João Como que eu faço pra morar bem ai na divisa dia e noite? What do I have to do to live right in the division between night and day? há 10 horas Curtir Responder Lukaas- Imagina ficar snuado num lugar metade dia e metade noite lmagine being in a place half day and half night há 11 horas Curtir Responder Patch I don't see the afternoon part há 11 horas Curtir Responder Patch Não estou vendo a parte de tarde. há 11 horas Curti Responder Raquel Raquel Deve ser loucura morar na divisa Must be insane to live on the border lives right in the line of the division há 11 horas Curtir Responder between night and day Katia S) E como seria quem mora no meio ?2? há 3 horas Curtir Responder Katia Deve ser legal estar ali entre o dia ea noite, bem na divisão, ai vc quem decide onde quer estar!! Must be nice to stand there between night and day, right at the division, then you get to decide where you want to be!! And how would for those who live on the border???? memehumor: Night and day and so many questionshttp://memehumor.tumblr.com

memehumor: Night and day and so many questionshttp://memehumor.tumblr.com

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