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thebibliosphere: doebarnes: mugsandpugs: jottingprosaist: shredsandpatches: hedwig-dordt: naznomad: martingoresangst: Thats the weirdest erotic sentence i’ve read all month this fucking post singlehandedly ruined my life You don’t really appreciate how fucking great fan fic is when it comes to writing sex untill you stop to recognise how Serious Literary Stars fail at writing sex. DO A BARREL ROLL #in all my years of reading fic i have never encountered a sentence this terrible #did he just say that his dick smacked EVERY MUSCLE in her body except you know her vagina? #like I'MMA SMACK YOU IN THE CHEEK I'MMA SMACK YOU IN THE SHOULDER I'MMA SMACK YOU IN THE CALF #what is your dick doing?? #how do you think sex works morrissey?? Forget what his dick is doing, what are her breasts doing? How do a pair of fat sacks attached to a ribcage barrel-roll anywhere? Let alone across a man’s mouth and then his wanger immediately after? Sir, why is your mouth so dong-adjacent? Is your weiner detachable, is that it? Do you have your joystick clutched in your hand so that you can score a sweet schlong-to-titty-roll immediately after a kiss and then proceed to beat your banana all over her body in the world’s most failed attempt at erotic massage??? HOW DO YOU THINK SEX WORKS??? … guys ….. Are the sex scenes in My Immortal better than this?“HE PUT HIS THINGY IN MY YOU-KNOW-WHAT AND WE HAD SEX.” … I mean. Comparatively… Like, in My Immortal, it’s at least implied he knows where he’s supposed to put it. It’s very simplistic, Ikea-style sex (insert tab A into slot B) but that’s better than this vague, useless composition of random, nonsensical placement and movement of body parts. So yes, the sex in My Immortal is, in this sense, better. @goddessemily   was it this post? : People Can't Handle The Way Morrissey Describes A Boner In His Novel A bulbous salutation to you all. posted on Sept. 24, 2015, at 9:52 a.m Alan White BuzzFeed News Reporter, UK So, during a sex scene in Morrissey's recently published novel List of the Lost, this happens. Eliza's breasts barrel-rolled across Ezra's howling mouth and the pained frenzy of his bulbous salutation extenuating his excitement as it smacked its way into every muscle of Eliza's body except for the otherwise central zone." 03 thebibliosphere: doebarnes: mugsandpugs: jottingprosaist: shredsandpatches: hedwig-dordt: naznomad: martingoresangst: Thats the weirdest erotic sentence i’ve read all month this fucking post singlehandedly ruined my life You don’t really appreciate how fucking great fan fic is when it comes to writing sex untill you stop to recognise how Serious Literary Stars fail at writing sex. DO A BARREL ROLL #in all my years of reading fic i have never encountered a sentence this terrible #did he just say that his dick smacked EVERY MUSCLE in her body except you know her vagina? #like I'MMA SMACK YOU IN THE CHEEK I'MMA SMACK YOU IN THE SHOULDER I'MMA SMACK YOU IN THE CALF #what is your dick doing?? #how do you think sex works morrissey?? Forget what his dick is doing, what are her breasts doing? How do a pair of fat sacks attached to a ribcage barrel-roll anywhere? Let alone across a man’s mouth and then his wanger immediately after? Sir, why is your mouth so dong-adjacent? Is your weiner detachable, is that it? Do you have your joystick clutched in your hand so that you can score a sweet schlong-to-titty-roll immediately after a kiss and then proceed to beat your banana all over her body in the world’s most failed attempt at erotic massage??? HOW DO YOU THINK SEX WORKS??? … guys ….. Are the sex scenes in My Immortal better than this?“HE PUT HIS THINGY IN MY YOU-KNOW-WHAT AND WE HAD SEX.” … I mean. Comparatively… Like, in My Immortal, it’s at least implied he knows where he’s supposed to put it. It’s very simplistic, Ikea-style sex (insert tab A into slot B) but that’s better than this vague, useless composition of random, nonsensical placement and movement of body parts. So yes, the sex in My Immortal is, in this sense, better. @goddessemily   was it this post?
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laughoutloud-club: Funny Google Tricks: SOME FUNNY GOOGLE TRICKS. Askew When you type Askew or Tilt on google, it tilts the search results page ecursion When you type this word on search you will asked again that "did you mean RECURSION". Do A Barrel Roll When you search for this keyword, the page will start rotating in Clockwise Direction Google Space Type this and see everything floating Google Sphere This may not work for some, however Google Heart This one is quite lovely and mathematical. I just laughed when I saw this at first. lo see a heart you need to search the given calculations on google search. It will do calculations and bring you a graph plotted in heart shape. Here's the code below, do some changes and check the results. (sqrt(cos (x))*cos (400%)+ sqrt (abs (4 x*x)A0.01 Zerg Rush This is a game which is quite interesting. When you type Zerg Rush on google, aliens zergs start coming to your result in the shape of '0'. All you have to do is just kill those and get as many points as you can. You can also share your points on G+. Binary Type " Binary" on google search and check out. It will show the number of results as "About 0b1000101000010011010000 results". Quite odd. Atari Breakout This one is really interesting and not known by many people. For this just type Atari Breakout on Google search and then click Image results. A game will start automatically Gravit This trick is one of the oldest and known by almost every individual who uses google. Just type Google Gravity and see what happens One Does Not Walk into Mordo This one is specially for Lord Of The Rings fans. For this just go to google maps and search as follows From- The Shire To Mordor. ENJOY!! laughoutloud-club: Funny Google Tricks

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laughoutloud-club: Funny Google Tricks: SOME FUNNY GOOGLE TRICKS. Askew When you type Askew or Tilt on google, it tilts the search results page ecursion When you type this word on search you will asked again that "did you mean RECURSION". Do A Barrel Roll When you search for this keyword, the page will start rotating in Clockwise Direction Google Space Type this and see everything floating Google Sphere This may not work for some, however Google Heart This one is quite lovely and mathematical. I just laughed when I saw this at first. lo see a heart you need to search the given calculations on google search. It will do calculations and bring you a graph plotted in heart shape. Here's the code below, do some changes and check the results. (sqrt(cos (x))*cos (400%)+ sqrt (abs (4 x*x)A0.01 Zerg Rush This is a game which is quite interesting. When you type Zerg Rush on google, aliens zergs start coming to your result in the shape of '0'. All you have to do is just kill those and get as many points as you can. You can also share your points on G+. Binary Type " Binary" on google search and check out. It will show the number of results as "About 0b1000101000010011010000 results". Quite odd. Atari Breakout This one is really interesting and not known by many people. For this just type Atari Breakout on Google search and then click Image results. A game will start automatically Gravit This trick is one of the oldest and known by almost every individual who uses google. Just type Google Gravity and see what happens One Does Not Walk into Mordo This one is specially for Lord Of The Rings fans. For this just go to google maps and search as follows From- The Shire To Mordor. ENJOY!! laughoutloud-club: Funny Google Tricks

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Sex, how does it work? [NSFW text]: People Can't Handle The Way Morrissey Describes A Boner In His Novel A bulbous salutation to you all. posted on Sept. 24, 2015, at 9:52 a.m Alan White BuzzFeed News Reporter, UK So, during a sex scene in Morrissey's recently published novel List of the Lost, this happens Eliza's breasts barrel-rolled across Ezra's howling mouth and the pained frenzy of his bulbous salutation extenuating his excitement as it smacked its way into every muscle of Eliza's body except for the otherwise central zone." jottingprosaist shredsandpatches hedwig-dordt naznomad: martingoresangst Thats the weirdest erotic sentence i've read all month this fucking post singlehandedly ruined my life You don't really appreciate how fucking great fan fic is when it comes to writing sex untill you stop to recognise how Serious Literary Stars fail at writing sex. DO A BARREL ROLL #in all my years of reading fic i have never encountered a sentence this terrible #did he just say that his dick smacked EVERY MUSCLE in her body except you know her vagina? #like I'MMA SMACK YOU IN THE CHEEK I'MMA SMACK YOU IN THE SHOULDER I'MMA SMACK YOU IN THE CALF #what is your dick doing?? #how do you think sex works morrissey?? Forget what his dick is doing, what are her breasts doing? How do a pair of fat sacks attached to a ribcage barrel-roll anywhere? Let alone across a man's mouth and then his wanger immediately after? Sir, why is your mouth so dong-adjacent? 1s your weiner detachable, is that it? Do you have your joystick clutched in your hand so that you can score a sweet schlong-to-titty-roll immediately after a kiss and then proceed to beat your banana all over her body in the world's most failed attempt at erotic massage? HOW DO YOU THINK SEX WORKS??? Sex, how does it work? [NSFW text]
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