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And then the guy came back and begged for his forgiveness: Today at 2:10 PM Yall ready for a story Interesting experience today So We went to an IMAX theater for jumanji 2 And this guy starts leaning his seat back onto my knee And he bounces back and forth on to my knee with the seat And I dealt with it for a while and then I pointed it out to my mom and my dad asked him to stop And the guy says "no that's not what we do here" and my mom said "you're leaning on his legs" and he says "well you can move" and my mom says "they're assigned seats" and he says "mine are too" and starts leaning on my legs even harder than before So I slammed my foot into his chair really hard and he stands up and goes "excuse me?" So he marches off to get security to try to escort me out And he stands at the side for 10 minutes with his arms crossed and security shows up and he points me out so the security guy comes up to me and asks me to step out And my dad says "no you're going to talk to me" and says "that guy was leaning on my son's seat, we asked him to stop and he continued and that's all that happened" So the security guy said "so nobody kicked anyone?" And I was quick to say "oh no I kicked him after we asked him to stop and he started doing it harder" And my mom said "he was harassing my 17 year old and this is ridiculous" I piped in and said "we asked him to stop and he started acting like a 5 year old and doing it harder" And the security guy says "ok thank you" and %3D walks up to the guy and escorts him out of the theater Oh and the girl he came with apologized to me and walked out before he was escorted and left the entire building without him. She probably stopped seeing him day at 3:41 PM And then everyone clapped pday at 4:27 PM and then the girl came back and gave him a blowjob And then the guy came back and begged for his forgiveness
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Dystopian trains: frog-and-toad-are-friends My favorite thing about Thomas the Tank Engine is that it canonically takes place in a train post-apocalypse where the Isiand of Sodor is the only safe zone in a totalitarian dystopia in which steam trains are routinely killed and their body parts are sold or cannibalized for repair If you think I'm kidding you need to read the original books leonfroid could you please direct me to a source? i would feel much better if this was validated. frog-and-toad-are-friends It took me so long to find this quote online but I did it because it's so much darker than one might expect from Thomas the Tank Engine: "Engines on the Other Railway aren't safe now. Their controllers are cruel. They don't like engines any more. They put them on cold damp sidings, and then," Percy nearly sobbed, "they.they c-c-cut them up." "The Bluebells of England." Stepney the Bluebell Engine. Rev. Awdry, Wilbert. London: Egmont Publishing, 1963. LOK This illustration, by Gunvor and Peter Edwards, accompanied the above text in the original book, and depicts a pair of unfortunate Other Railway engines moments before being disassembled with a blowtorch, daisydice HOLY FUCK LOOK AT THE ONE IN THE BACKGROUND THEY TOOK ITS FUCKING FACE OMG frog-and-toad-are-friends zidanexv the early thomas the tank engine books are pretty standard stuff. saccharine bubblegum type stories and illustrations. if you watched the show, it's like that in book form. the second half of the railway series are so fucking dark and surreal i'm convinced they were a result of reverend wilbur awdry doing copious amounts of Isd and having hallucinations of his own death. frog-and-toad-are-friends Excuse me but the very first story in the Railway Series is about an engine who hides in a tunnel and refuses to run because he doesn't want to get his paint job ruined in the rain, so railway management seals off the tunnel. They eventually let him out because another engine breaks down or something, but the original plan was to just leave him in there forever. shulamithbond On the show, didn't they also hook up one engine to a generator, so he'd never move again? That was literally one of the lines, I think. It's on some other post on here. It was chilling. frog-and-toad-are-friends Yes! This also happened in the books, to an engine referred to only as "No. 2", but the television series applied the same scenario to an invented character named "Smudger", in the episode "Granpuff". "Smudger," said Duke. "Was a show-off, He rode roughly and often came off the rails. I warned him to be careful, but he took no notice." "Listen, Dukie" he snared. "Who worries about a few spills?" "We do here! I said, but Smudger just laughed." "Hahaha!" "Until one day, Manager said he was going to make him useful at last. Smudger stopped laughing then!" "W-w-why? What did he do?!" "He turned him into a generator. He's still there behind our shed. He'll never move again." deducecanoe This is so fucked up unclewhisky No, listen. Okay, so we see Railway Management doing all this shit, right, but supposedly it's so much worse in the Other Railways? I mean, sure, you might get turned into a generator or bricked into a tunnel for not doing as you're told, but at least you're not cut up and sold for parts, right? It's not so bad on the island of Sodor, right? Or maybe that's just what Railway Management wants the engines to think. Maybe the island of Sodor is the real totalitarian regime, and the engine citizens (slaves) are fed propaganda, illustrated in hellish grays and sulfuric yellows, about how bad it is everywhere else, at all the Other Railways. You are lucky to be an engine of Sodor. Railway Management cares about you. Trust Railway Management. Stay on Your Track. It Could Be So Much Worse. A coralinethepaganangel Wtf the fuck is this train based 1984 bullshit Source: frog-and-toad-are-friends 320,440 notes Dystopian trains
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Thomas and his friends: frog-and-toad-are-friends My favorite thing about Thomas the Tank Engine is that it canonically takes place in a train post-apocalypse where the Isiand of Sodor is the only safe zone in a totalitarian dystopia in which steam trains are routinely killed and their body parts are sold or cannibalized for repair If you think I'm kidding you need to read the original books leonfroid could you please direct me to a source? i would feel much better if this was validated. frog-and-toad-are-friends It took me so long to find this quote online but I did it because it's so much darker than one might expect from Thomas the Tank Engine: "Engines on the Other Railway aren't safe now. Their controllers are cruel. They don't like engines any more. They put them on cold damp sidings, and then," Percy nearly sobbed, "they.they c-c-cut them up." "The Bluebells of England." Stepney the Bluebell Engine. Rev. Awdry, Wilbert. London: Egmont Publishing, 1963. LOK This illustration, by Gunvor and Peter Edwards, accompanied the above text in the original book, and depicts a pair of unfortunate Other Railway engines moments before being disassembled with a blowtorch, daisydice HOLY FUCK LOOK AT THE ONE IN THE BACKGROUND THEY TOOK ITS FUCKING FACE OMG frog-and-toad-are-friends zidanexv the early thomas the tank engine books are pretty standard stuff. saccharine bubblegum type stories and illustrations. if you watched the show, it's like that in book form. the second half of the railway series are so fucking dark and surreal i'm convinced they were a result of reverend wilbur awdry doing copious amounts of Isd and having hallucinations of his own death. frog-and-toad-are-friends Excuse me but the very first story in the Railway Series is about an engine who hides in a tunnel and refuses to run because he doesn't want to get his paint job ruined in the rain, so railway management seals off the tunnel. They eventually let him out because another engine breaks down or something, but the original plan was to just leave him in there forever. shulamithbond On the show, didn't they also hook up one engine to a generator, so he'd never move again? That was literally one of the lines, I think. It's on some other post on here. It was chilling. frog-and-toad-are-friends Yes! This also happened in the books, to an engine referred to only as "No. 2", but the television series applied the same scenario to an invented character named "Smudger", in the episode "Granpuff". "Smudger," said Duke. "Was a show-off, He rode roughly and often came off the rails. I warned him to be careful, but he took no notice." "Listen, Dukie" he snared. "Who worries about a few spills?" "We do here! I said, but Smudger just laughed." "Hahaha!" "Until one day, Manager said he was going to make him useful at last. Smudger stopped laughing then!" "W-w-why? What did he do?!" "He turned him into a generator. He's still there behind our shed. He'll never move again." deducecanoe This is so fucked up unclewhisky No, listen. Okay, so we see Railway Management doing all this shit, right, but supposedly it's so much worse in the Other Railways? I mean, sure, you might get turned into a generator or bricked into a tunnel for not doing as you're told, but at least you're not cut up and sold for parts, right? It's not so bad on the island of Sodor, right? Or maybe that's just what Railway Management wants the engines to think. Maybe the island of Sodor is the real totalitarian regime, and the engine citizens (slaves) are fed propaganda, illustrated in hellish grays and sulfuric yellows, about how bad it is everywhere else, at all the Other Railways. You are lucky to be an engine of Sodor. Railway Management cares about you. Trust Railway Management. Stay on Your Track. It Could Be So Much Worse. A coralinethepaganangel Wtf the fuck is this train based 1984 bullshit Source: frog-and-toad-are-friends 320,440 notes Thomas and his friends
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This sub in a nutshell: Q Search r/teenagers r/teenagers Other Did a girl just make a fingering reference or am I high? A girl that I'm boutta have a sleepover with mentioned my unclipped nails and told me ball or that "you should file or clip them" it's either she pulled an amazing world of it's a comment of how I don't take that much care of myself. gum I wanna get my hopes up but it's also with her friends so RIP Give Award Share Comment Save Posted by u/Gus---- 15 1 minute ago Relationship I don't know what to do here My crush is my best friend, and I have no idea how to actually admit that I have a crush on her. The thing is, we have a common friend group of four other people that always see each other. And anything relationship-oriented would be awkward and 100 times more difficult with other friends around. How can I be alone with her without it seeming off? Or is there another option that doesn't involve anything I mentioned here? Share Comment Give Award Save Posted by u/tras h26279999 17 1 minute ago Relationship Ever keep going between liking someone and not? I started liking this girl a while ago and stopped, we never really became good friends but we sometimes talk in school and such. I think I'm starting to like her again and Idk what to do. I just want to be good friends with her right now, but it's hard. I guess she's been a little more friendly lately so that's good, but I'm not good at making actual friends with girls Share Comment Give Award Save Posted by u/HJekyell 2 minutes ago Other I think im done I think im done with this. When ever I try to explain something to my parents, they will reject me and saying that im wrong. Like wtf dude, there I am trying to explain why I don't feeling like eating, my mom would just reject me and says that I ate sth before dinner. I don't think they understand how m iserable I am when being forced to agree with a statement that I don't and doing an action that I don't like. im so tired of hiding my hopelessness under a mask that I just want it to get over with. Another thing is school, im so tired of being forced to take some courses that I do not like. I just want to This sub in a nutshell
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Crazy Poshmark lady writes the longest FB comment I've ever seen: Did you respond to her (through another platform other than Posh) "Um Hi, this is going to sound weird but I just got your message days, weeks after you knowingly bought boots from me on the App Poshmark, ha-ha, so I'm not sure why you'd think searching me up ha-ha, on a totally different platform that I'd even get this message ha-ha? If you really can't afford something you shouldn't buy it it, ha-ha, but you can cancel the order yourself w/in an hour of purchasing it all by your big girl self, ha-ha.. I'm not understanding why you'd think you'd get ahold of me in the fastest way possible on a completely different platform is the way to address your apparent urgent need to cancel your purchase, ha-ha?? Why didn't you send me msg's on Posh, you know the place you bought these boots on, ha-ha?? Contacting me off site violates Posh's rules, TOS as there is no protection for either of us discussing or doing business off site but then I'm sure that's not too hard for even you to figure out right, ha-ha??.. Since you chose to handle this in the most odd ridiculous ways possible, ha-ha, I didn't get your msg of wanting to cancel until now which is obviously a lil late to cancel, sad face.... You're right it is a bit creepy to be "searched out" on a completely different site to conduct business that you started & went through all the motions to buy/pay for to tell me this odd story of all the reasons you can't afford the purchase but not once did you cancel on your own or msg me even 1x on Posh about your um.. predicament, ha- ha, which to be both polite & direct sounds like a bunch of poo, ha-ha.. I mean you have to realize we sellers do here the strangest of scam stories of which yours ranks up in the top of them, ha-ha... My suggestion to you would be to not buy things you can't afford or buy anything whilst smoking the chronic, ha-ha, or maybe in your case crack? Ha-ha.... I'm sorry but you bought these, handled not 1 part of this right even if your story is true ha-ha... I did nothing wrong, everything right & had you msg'd me the proper way thru Posh right after you bought these boots you apparently can't afford, I could've helped you BEFORE I sent them out which was 'X' amount of days you had to properly reach me, ha-ha... I hope the next time you think about pulling some half wit scam on a seller who works very hard as this is a business & sole means of income for most sellers online, that you take a minute or maybe in your case 10 & think about the time, $$ loss you cause the very people you're trying to tell you can't afford yet went thru all the motions of buying but want these same people you're trying to scam to entertain this story as true or to give you your $$ back??? Now THAT IS FUNNY, ha-ha!! You go off site to msg me many times w/your sob stories of how you can't afford something you just bought, is impossible to accidentally buy, but would have zero problem taking my or another sellers $$ while asking us to take pity on your own irresponsible financial situation??? I suggest you take your ha-ha & stick it in your hoo-hoo, put on your new boots, walk yourself down to your local Taco Bell to get a job & think wisely about committing fraudulent scams that hurt other people before you expect them to listen to your boo-hoo- ha-ha story expecting them to refund your $$ for something you did!! Sorry but you did this & in your lack of attempt to notify me or even Posh not even 1x, If it were really that serious why wouldn't you message me or Posh for help?? Yet you wait days to then msg me off site which any rock could've figured out I Crazy Poshmark lady writes the longest FB comment I've ever seen

Crazy Poshmark lady writes the longest FB comment I've ever seen

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