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yaschiri:

bea2me:
Bright spots where you can find them: this action is illegal and the mayor is doing it anyway. Thereโ€™s a โ€œhistoric preservationโ€ law in Birmingham that makes it difficult to impossible to get rid of landmarks past a certain age that โ€œjust happened toโ€ grandfather in all the Confederate nastiness around town. Many have wanted this thing gone for a while but there was no legal way to do it. Itโ€™s getting done now. 
Reblogging with this addition. Important context.Also to say, anyone in the comments who is upset at โ€œโ€โ€œhistoryโ€โ€œโ€ being removed, we literally donโ€™t need this. Nobody is about to forget the hundreds of years of oppression that white people have put PoC and esp black people through. And if you forget or you do not teach that to your children, youโ€™re the problem, hands down.

also: history is not recorded in statues. itโ€™s recorded in books. history is glorified in statues.: evilkitten3:

yaschiri:

bea2me:
Bright spots where you can find them: this action is illegal and the mayor is doing it anyway. Thereโ€™s a โ€œhistoric preservationโ€ law in Birmingham that makes it difficult to impossible to get rid of landmarks past a certain age that โ€œjust happened toโ€ grandfather in all the Confederate nastiness around town. Many have wanted this thing gone for a while but there was no legal way to do it. Itโ€™s getting done now. 
Reblogging with this addition. Important context.Also to say, anyone in the comments who is upset at โ€œโ€โ€œhistoryโ€โ€œโ€ being removed, we literally donโ€™t need this. Nobody is about to forget the hundreds of years of oppression that white people have put PoC and esp black people through. And if you forget or you do not teach that to your children, youโ€™re the problem, hands down.

also: history is not recorded in statues. itโ€™s recorded in books. history is glorified in statues.
        

            
            

                
                
                    evilkitten3:

yaschiri:

bea2me:
Bright spots where you can find them: this action is illegal and the mayor is doing it anyway. Thereโ€™s a โ€œhistoric preservationโ€ law in Birmingham that makes it difficult to impossible to get rid of landmarks past a certain age that โ€œjust happened toโ€ grandfather in all the Confederate nastiness around town. Many have wanted this thing gone for a while but there was no legal way to do it. Itโ€™s getting done now. 
Reblogging with this addition. Important context.Also to say, anyone in the comments who is upset at โ€œโ€โ€œhistoryโ€โ€œโ€ being removed, we literally donโ€™t need this. Nobody is about to forget the hundreds of years of oppression that white people have put PoC and esp black people through. And if you forget or you do not teach that to your children, youโ€™re the problem, hands down.

also: history is not recorded in statues. itโ€™s recorded in books. history is glorified in statues.: evilkitten3:

yaschiri:

bea2me:
Bright spots where you can find them: this action is illegal and the mayor is doing it anyway. Thereโ€™s a โ€œhistoric preservationโ€ law in Birmingham that makes it difficult to impossible to get rid of landmarks past a certain age that โ€œjust happened toโ€ grandfather in all the Confederate nastiness around town. Many have wanted this thing gone for a while but there was no legal way to do it. Itโ€™s getting done now. 
Reblogging with this addition. Important context.Also to say, anyone in the comments who is upset at โ€œโ€โ€œhistoryโ€โ€œโ€ being removed, we literally donโ€™t need this. Nobody is about to forget the hundreds of years of oppression that white people have put PoC and esp black people through. And if you forget or you do not teach that to your children, youโ€™re the problem, hands down.

also: history is not recorded in statues. itโ€™s recorded in books. history is glorified in statues.
                    
                
            

            
                
                
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yaschiri:

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        yaschiri:

bea2me:
Bright spots where you can find them: this action is illegal and the mayor is doing it anyway. Thereโ€™s a โ€œhistoric preservationโ€ law in Birmingham that makes it difficult to impossible to get rid of landmarks past a certain age that โ€œjust happened toโ€ grandfather in all the Confederate nastiness around town. Many have wanted this thing gone for a while but there was no legal way to do it. Itโ€™s getting done now. 
Reblogging with this addition. Important context.Also to say, anyone in the comments who is upset at โ€œโ€โ€œhistoryโ€โ€œโ€ being removed, we literally donโ€™t need this. Nobody is about to forget the hundreds of years of oppression that white people have put PoC and esp black people through. And if you forget or you do not teach that to your children, youโ€™re the problem, hands down.
: yaschiri:

bea2me:
Bright spots where you can find them: this action is illegal and the mayor is doing it anyway. Thereโ€™s a โ€œhistoric preservationโ€ law in Birmingham that makes it difficult to impossible to get rid of landmarks past a certain age that โ€œjust happened toโ€ grandfather in all the Confederate nastiness around town. Many have wanted this thing gone for a while but there was no legal way to do it. Itโ€™s getting done now. 
Reblogging with this addition. Important context.Also to say, anyone in the comments who is upset at โ€œโ€โ€œhistoryโ€โ€œโ€ being removed, we literally donโ€™t need this. Nobody is about to forget the hundreds of years of oppression that white people have put PoC and esp black people through. And if you forget or you do not teach that to your children, youโ€™re the problem, hands down.

        

            
            

                
                
                    yaschiri:

bea2me:
Bright spots where you can find them: this action is illegal and the mayor is doing it anyway. Thereโ€™s a โ€œhistoric preservationโ€ law in Birmingham that makes it difficult to impossible to get rid of landmarks past a certain age that โ€œjust happened toโ€ grandfather in all the Confederate nastiness around town. Many have wanted this thing gone for a while but there was no legal way to do it. Itโ€™s getting done now. 
Reblogging with this addition. Important context.Also to say, anyone in the comments who is upset at โ€œโ€โ€œhistoryโ€โ€œโ€ being removed, we literally donโ€™t need this. Nobody is about to forget the hundreds of years of oppression that white people have put PoC and esp black people through. And if you forget or you do not teach that to your children, youโ€™re the problem, hands down.
: yaschiri:

bea2me:
Bright spots where you can find them: this action is illegal and the mayor is doing it anyway. Thereโ€™s a โ€œhistoric preservationโ€ law in Birmingham that makes it difficult to impossible to get rid of landmarks past a certain age that โ€œjust happened toโ€ grandfather in all the Confederate nastiness around town. Many have wanted this thing gone for a while but there was no legal way to do it. Itโ€™s getting done now. 
Reblogging with this addition. Important context.Also to say, anyone in the comments who is upset at โ€œโ€โ€œhistoryโ€โ€œโ€ being removed, we literally donโ€™t need this. Nobody is about to forget the hundreds of years of oppression that white people have put PoC and esp black people through. And if you forget or you do not teach that to your children, youโ€™re the problem, hands down.

                    
                
            

            
                
                
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bea2me:
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        clover11-10:

breezeinmonochromenight:

star-linedsoul:

razzleberryjam:

ironwoman359:

chaos-in-the-making:

smugkoalas:


allthefandomss:

that-catholic-shinobi:

gahdamnpunk:
American Girl stories were the best tbh

Dude, read the books, she and her mom freed themselves in Book 1. We donโ€™t disrespect American Girl in this house 


Donโ€™t you dare disrespect Addy, or any of my girls for that matter. American Girl used to be legit. Good stories, good dolls, good movies. 


Felicityโ€™s story was set in the beginnings of the American Revolution, and addressed the conflict that she faced when her loved ones were split between patriots and loyalists. It also covered the effects of animal abuse, and forgiving those who are unforgivable. 
Samanthaโ€™s stories centered around the growth of industrial America, womenโ€™s suffrage, child abuse, and corruption in places of power. Also, it emphasises how dramatically adoption into a caring family can turn a life around. 
Kitโ€™s story is one of my favorites. Her family is hit hard by the Great Depression, and they begin taking in boarders and raise chickens to help make ends meet. Her books include themes of poverty, police brutality, homelessness, prejudice, and the importance of unity in difficult times. 
Mollyโ€™s father, a doctor, is drafted during the Second World War. Throughout her story, friends of hers suffer the loss of their husbands, sons, and brothers overseas. Her mother leaves the traditional housewife position and works full-time to help with the war effort. They also take in an English refugee child, who learns to open up after a life of traumatic experience. 
American Girl stories have always featured the very harsh realities of America through the years. But theyโ€™re always presented honestly, yet in ways that kids can understand. They just go to show that you donโ€™t have to live in a perfect time to be a real American girl. 


Dont you fucking dare disrespect the American Girls in my house. ESPECIALLY Addy!! That was my first REAL contact with the horrors of slavery, as I read about her father being whipped and sold and her mother escaping with her to freedom, but also how freedom was still a struggle.
A slave doll. Please. Read the books. 

Donโ€™t forget Kirsten, the Swedish immigrant who had to deal with balancing her own culture and learning the english language and customs of her classmates, or Kaya (full name 

Kaya'aton'my, orย She Who Arranges Rocks) , the brave but careless girl from the Nez Perce tribe, or Josefina, the Mexican girl learning to be a healer.
And then there are the later dolls, that kids younger than me would have grown up with (I was just outgrowing American Girl as these came out), like Rebecca, the Jewish girl who dreams of becoming an actress in the budding film industry, orย 

Julie, who fights against her schoolโ€™s gender policy surrounding sports in the 70s, orย 

Nanea, the Hawaiian girl whose father worked at Pearl Harbor.
These books, these characters, are fantastic pictures into life for girls in America throughout the years, they pull no punches with the horrors that these girls had to face in their different time periods, and in many cases I learned more history from these series than social studies at school. And thatโ€™s without even mentioning the โ€œgirl of the yearโ€ series where characters are created in the modern world to help girls deal with issues like friend problems, moving, or bullying. We do NOT disrespect American Girl in this house.


American Girl is probably going to be the only exposure young girls are going to get to history from a female perspective. This is actually kind of important considering that in history classes we dont really get that exposure. We dont hear about what women felt and endured during these time periods cause schools are too busy teaching us about what happened from the male perspective, which is not unimportant, but we need both. Girls need both.



These books were such a crucial part of my childhood and shaped my love of history, which still ensures today. These books can be a young girlโ€™s first  lessons in diversity and cultural awareness (hopefully burying that insensitive โ€œweโ€™re all Americansโ€ tripe) and looking at history from more perspectives than just that taught in school. They also are an example of how women have ALWAYS been part of history, which some people would rather us not believe.
I think Kit and Kaya were the newest American Girls when I started โ€œaging outโ€ of the books, but hearing about some of these kinda makes me want to revisit them!

I wasnโ€™t gonna say anything, but you know what? 
Nah.
OP (of the tweet thread) was either a actively trying to start shit or is just a huge fucking moron. Probably both.
Iโ€™d like to point out that the company that makes American Girl dolls actually doesnโ€™t skimp when doing their research and they donโ€™t make the dolls with the intent to be offensive in any way:





I loved American Girl growing up theyโ€™re great role models and history lessons so yeah letโ€™s not cancel this for ignorant reasons 
: clover11-10:

breezeinmonochromenight:

star-linedsoul:

razzleberryjam:

ironwoman359:

chaos-in-the-making:

smugkoalas:


allthefandomss:

that-catholic-shinobi:

gahdamnpunk:
American Girl stories were the best tbh

Dude, read the books, she and her mom freed themselves in Book 1. We donโ€™t disrespect American Girl in this house 


Donโ€™t you dare disrespect Addy, or any of my girls for that matter. American Girl used to be legit. Good stories, good dolls, good movies. 


Felicityโ€™s story was set in the beginnings of the American Revolution, and addressed the conflict that she faced when her loved ones were split between patriots and loyalists. It also covered the effects of animal abuse, and forgiving those who are unforgivable. 
Samanthaโ€™s stories centered around the growth of industrial America, womenโ€™s suffrage, child abuse, and corruption in places of power. Also, it emphasises how dramatically adoption into a caring family can turn a life around. 
Kitโ€™s story is one of my favorites. Her family is hit hard by the Great Depression, and they begin taking in boarders and raise chickens to help make ends meet. Her books include themes of poverty, police brutality, homelessness, prejudice, and the importance of unity in difficult times. 
Mollyโ€™s father, a doctor, is drafted during the Second World War. Throughout her story, friends of hers suffer the loss of their husbands, sons, and brothers overseas. Her mother leaves the traditional housewife position and works full-time to help with the war effort. They also take in an English refugee child, who learns to open up after a life of traumatic experience. 
American Girl stories have always featured the very harsh realities of America through the years. But theyโ€™re always presented honestly, yet in ways that kids can understand. They just go to show that you donโ€™t have to live in a perfect time to be a real American girl. 


Dont you fucking dare disrespect the American Girls in my house. ESPECIALLY Addy!! That was my first REAL contact with the horrors of slavery, as I read about her father being whipped and sold and her mother escaping with her to freedom, but also how freedom was still a struggle.
A slave doll. Please. Read the books. 

Donโ€™t forget Kirsten, the Swedish immigrant who had to deal with balancing her own culture and learning the english language and customs of her classmates, or Kaya (full name 

Kaya'aton'my, orย She Who Arranges Rocks) , the brave but careless girl from the Nez Perce tribe, or Josefina, the Mexican girl learning to be a healer.
And then there are the later dolls, that kids younger than me would have grown up with (I was just outgrowing American Girl as these came out), like Rebecca, the Jewish girl who dreams of becoming an actress in the budding film industry, orย 

Julie, who fights against her schoolโ€™s gender policy surrounding sports in the 70s, orย 

Nanea, the Hawaiian girl whose father worked at Pearl Harbor.
These books, these characters, are fantastic pictures into life for girls in America throughout the years, they pull no punches with the horrors that these girls had to face in their different time periods, and in many cases I learned more history from these series than social studies at school. And thatโ€™s without even mentioning the โ€œgirl of the yearโ€ series where characters are created in the modern world to help girls deal with issues like friend problems, moving, or bullying. We do NOT disrespect American Girl in this house.


American Girl is probably going to be the only exposure young girls are going to get to history from a female perspective. This is actually kind of important considering that in history classes we dont really get that exposure. We dont hear about what women felt and endured during these time periods cause schools are too busy teaching us about what happened from the male perspective, which is not unimportant, but we need both. Girls need both.



These books were such a crucial part of my childhood and shaped my love of history, which still ensures today. These books can be a young girlโ€™s first  lessons in diversity and cultural awareness (hopefully burying that insensitive โ€œweโ€™re all Americansโ€ tripe) and looking at history from more perspectives than just that taught in school. They also are an example of how women have ALWAYS been part of history, which some people would rather us not believe.
I think Kit and Kaya were the newest American Girls when I started โ€œaging outโ€ of the books, but hearing about some of these kinda makes me want to revisit them!

I wasnโ€™t gonna say anything, but you know what? 
Nah.
OP (of the tweet thread) was either a actively trying to start shit or is just a huge fucking moron. Probably both.
Iโ€™d like to point out that the company that makes American Girl dolls actually doesnโ€™t skimp when doing their research and they donโ€™t make the dolls with the intent to be offensive in any way:





I loved American Girl growing up theyโ€™re great role models and history lessons so yeah letโ€™s not cancel this for ignorant reasons 

        

            
            

                
                
                    clover11-10:

breezeinmonochromenight:

star-linedsoul:

razzleberryjam:

ironwoman359:

chaos-in-the-making:

smugkoalas:


allthefandomss:

that-catholic-shinobi:

gahdamnpunk:
American Girl stories were the best tbh

Dude, read the books, she and her mom freed themselves in Book 1. We donโ€™t disrespect American Girl in this house 


Donโ€™t you dare disrespect Addy, or any of my girls for that matter. American Girl used to be legit. Good stories, good dolls, good movies. 


Felicityโ€™s story was set in the beginnings of the American Revolution, and addressed the conflict that she faced when her loved ones were split between patriots and loyalists. It also covered the effects of animal abuse, and forgiving those who are unforgivable. 
Samanthaโ€™s stories centered around the growth of industrial America, womenโ€™s suffrage, child abuse, and corruption in places of power. Also, it emphasises how dramatically adoption into a caring family can turn a life around. 
Kitโ€™s story is one of my favorites. Her family is hit hard by the Great Depression, and they begin taking in boarders and raise chickens to help make ends meet. Her books include themes of poverty, police brutality, homelessness, prejudice, and the importance of unity in difficult times. 
Mollyโ€™s father, a doctor, is drafted during the Second World War. Throughout her story, friends of hers suffer the loss of their husbands, sons, and brothers overseas. Her mother leaves the traditional housewife position and works full-time to help with the war effort. They also take in an English refugee child, who learns to open up after a life of traumatic experience. 
American Girl stories have always featured the very harsh realities of America through the years. But theyโ€™re always presented honestly, yet in ways that kids can understand. They just go to show that you donโ€™t have to live in a perfect time to be a real American girl. 


Dont you fucking dare disrespect the American Girls in my house. ESPECIALLY Addy!! That was my first REAL contact with the horrors of slavery, as I read about her father being whipped and sold and her mother escaping with her to freedom, but also how freedom was still a struggle.
A slave doll. Please. Read the books. 

Donโ€™t forget Kirsten, the Swedish immigrant who had to deal with balancing her own culture and learning the english language and customs of her classmates, or Kaya (full name 

Kaya'aton'my, orย She Who Arranges Rocks) , the brave but careless girl from the Nez Perce tribe, or Josefina, the Mexican girl learning to be a healer.
And then there are the later dolls, that kids younger than me would have grown up with (I was just outgrowing American Girl as these came out), like Rebecca, the Jewish girl who dreams of becoming an actress in the budding film industry, orย 

Julie, who fights against her schoolโ€™s gender policy surrounding sports in the 70s, orย 

Nanea, the Hawaiian girl whose father worked at Pearl Harbor.
These books, these characters, are fantastic pictures into life for girls in America throughout the years, they pull no punches with the horrors that these girls had to face in their different time periods, and in many cases I learned more history from these series than social studies at school. And thatโ€™s without even mentioning the โ€œgirl of the yearโ€ series where characters are created in the modern world to help girls deal with issues like friend problems, moving, or bullying. We do NOT disrespect American Girl in this house.


American Girl is probably going to be the only exposure young girls are going to get to history from a female perspective. This is actually kind of important considering that in history classes we dont really get that exposure. We dont hear about what women felt and endured during these time periods cause schools are too busy teaching us about what happened from the male perspective, which is not unimportant, but we need both. Girls need both.



These books were such a crucial part of my childhood and shaped my love of history, which still ensures today. These books can be a young girlโ€™s first  lessons in diversity and cultural awareness (hopefully burying that insensitive โ€œweโ€™re all Americansโ€ tripe) and looking at history from more perspectives than just that taught in school. They also are an example of how women have ALWAYS been part of history, which some people would rather us not believe.
I think Kit and Kaya were the newest American Girls when I started โ€œaging outโ€ of the books, but hearing about some of these kinda makes me want to revisit them!

I wasnโ€™t gonna say anything, but you know what? 
Nah.
OP (of the tweet thread) was either a actively trying to start shit or is just a huge fucking moron. Probably both.
Iโ€™d like to point out that the company that makes American Girl dolls actually doesnโ€™t skimp when doing their research and they donโ€™t make the dolls with the intent to be offensive in any way:





I loved American Girl growing up theyโ€™re great role models and history lessons so yeah letโ€™s not cancel this for ignorant reasons 
: clover11-10:

breezeinmonochromenight:

star-linedsoul:

razzleberryjam:

ironwoman359:

chaos-in-the-making:

smugkoalas:


allthefandomss:

that-catholic-shinobi:

gahdamnpunk:
American Girl stories were the best tbh

Dude, read the books, she and her mom freed themselves in Book 1. We donโ€™t disrespect American Girl in this house 


Donโ€™t you dare disrespect Addy, or any of my girls for that matter. American Girl used to be legit. Good stories, good dolls, good movies. 


Felicityโ€™s story was set in the beginnings of the American Revolution, and addressed the conflict that she faced when her loved ones were split between patriots and loyalists. It also covered the effects of animal abuse, and forgiving those who are unforgivable. 
Samanthaโ€™s stories centered around the growth of industrial America, womenโ€™s suffrage, child abuse, and corruption in places of power. Also, it emphasises how dramatically adoption into a caring family can turn a life around. 
Kitโ€™s story is one of my favorites. Her family is hit hard by the Great Depression, and they begin taking in boarders and raise chickens to help make ends meet. Her books include themes of poverty, police brutality, homelessness, prejudice, and the importance of unity in difficult times. 
Mollyโ€™s father, a doctor, is drafted during the Second World War. Throughout her story, friends of hers suffer the loss of their husbands, sons, and brothers overseas. Her mother leaves the traditional housewife position and works full-time to help with the war effort. They also take in an English refugee child, who learns to open up after a life of traumatic experience. 
American Girl stories have always featured the very harsh realities of America through the years. But theyโ€™re always presented honestly, yet in ways that kids can understand. They just go to show that you donโ€™t have to live in a perfect time to be a real American girl. 


Dont you fucking dare disrespect the American Girls in my house. ESPECIALLY Addy!! That was my first REAL contact with the horrors of slavery, as I read about her father being whipped and sold and her mother escaping with her to freedom, but also how freedom was still a struggle.
A slave doll. Please. Read the books. 

Donโ€™t forget Kirsten, the Swedish immigrant who had to deal with balancing her own culture and learning the english language and customs of her classmates, or Kaya (full name 

Kaya'aton'my, orย She Who Arranges Rocks) , the brave but careless girl from the Nez Perce tribe, or Josefina, the Mexican girl learning to be a healer.
And then there are the later dolls, that kids younger than me would have grown up with (I was just outgrowing American Girl as these came out), like Rebecca, the Jewish girl who dreams of becoming an actress in the budding film industry, orย 

Julie, who fights against her schoolโ€™s gender policy surrounding sports in the 70s, orย 

Nanea, the Hawaiian girl whose father worked at Pearl Harbor.
These books, these characters, are fantastic pictures into life for girls in America throughout the years, they pull no punches with the horrors that these girls had to face in their different time periods, and in many cases I learned more history from these series than social studies at school. And thatโ€™s without even mentioning the โ€œgirl of the yearโ€ series where characters are created in the modern world to help girls deal with issues like friend problems, moving, or bullying. We do NOT disrespect American Girl in this house.


American Girl is probably going to be the only exposure young girls are going to get to history from a female perspective. This is actually kind of important considering that in history classes we dont really get that exposure. We dont hear about what women felt and endured during these time periods cause schools are too busy teaching us about what happened from the male perspective, which is not unimportant, but we need both. Girls need both.



These books were such a crucial part of my childhood and shaped my love of history, which still ensures today. These books can be a young girlโ€™s first  lessons in diversity and cultural awareness (hopefully burying that insensitive โ€œweโ€™re all Americansโ€ tripe) and looking at history from more perspectives than just that taught in school. They also are an example of how women have ALWAYS been part of history, which some people would rather us not believe.
I think Kit and Kaya were the newest American Girls when I started โ€œaging outโ€ of the books, but hearing about some of these kinda makes me want to revisit them!

I wasnโ€™t gonna say anything, but you know what? 
Nah.
OP (of the tweet thread) was either a actively trying to start shit or is just a huge fucking moron. Probably both.
Iโ€™d like to point out that the company that makes American Girl dolls actually doesnโ€™t skimp when doing their research and they donโ€™t make the dolls with the intent to be offensive in any way:





I loved American Girl growing up theyโ€™re great role models and history lessons so yeah letโ€™s not cancel this for ignorant reasons 

                    
                
            

            
            
        

    

    

        
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        phantomemes:
startersย  /ย  prompts taken from f. d. soulโ€™s work ,ย  between you and these bonesย .ย  feel free to change pronounsย  /ย  tenses as necessary .
โ€˜ย  the problem is you keep trying to use your eyesย  โ€™
โ€˜ย  how i soften when you pull me against youย  โ€™
โ€˜ย  you are teaching me to loveย  โ€™
โ€˜ย  i will pretend that i have not already heard the question in your eyesย  โ€™
โ€˜ย  you perhaps will become my swan songย  โ€™
โ€˜ย  it is a very human thing to loveย  โ€™
โ€˜ย  you are my good daysย  โ€™
โ€˜ย  i have been loved dearlyย  โ€™
โ€˜ย  i promise you will not always be this warย  โ€™
โ€˜ย  thank god for the stubbornness of organsย  โ€™
โ€˜ย  it takes me seven days to stop being in love with youย  โ€™
โ€˜ย  there will always be another dayย  โ€™
โ€˜ย  there will always be another mercyย  โ€™
โ€˜ย  perhaps i will take up dancing againย  โ€™
โ€˜ย  what a pretty little disaster you will beย  โ€™
โ€˜ย  i am terrified for youย  โ€™
โ€˜ย  i will fold inside of myselfย  โ€™
โ€˜ย  today i am thankfulย  โ€™
โ€˜ย  i didnโ€™t want to sleep because i didnโ€™t want to wakeย  โ€™
โ€˜ย  come and get meย  โ€™
โ€˜ย  i tell myself i do not need youย  โ€™
โ€˜ย  i think i broke again last nightย  โ€™
โ€˜ย  iโ€™m just trying to connect with youย  โ€™
โ€˜ย  you are an ocean that will perhaps never stop crashingย  โ€™
โ€˜ย  burn the house down in search of yourselfย  โ€™
โ€˜ย  donโ€™t you dare ever stop lookingย  โ€™
โ€˜ย  i struggle not to feel guiltyย  โ€™
โ€˜ย  you are a wildย  ,ย  unkempt thingย  โ€™
โ€˜ย  sometimes it is a very sad thing to be human and longingย  โ€™
โ€˜ย  find that you are made of russian nesting dollsย  โ€™
โ€˜ย  the trees are always kindest with spring comesย  โ€™
โ€˜ย  teach yourself the hymns againย  โ€™
โ€˜ย  he is every amen i have ever laid down on lipsย  โ€™
โ€˜ย  this life is an altarย  โ€™
โ€˜ย  i am sorry i do not have more timeย  โ€™
โ€˜ย  there is a mountain in meย  โ€™
โ€˜ย  by the morning i am a triumphย  โ€™
โ€˜ย  there are words playing hooky in the back of your throatย  โ€™
โ€˜ย  today is by far the most beautiful creature i have ever come acrossย  โ€™
โ€˜ย  there are many things that will fit beneath your skinย  โ€™
โ€˜ย  forgiveness does not take up much roomย  โ€™
โ€˜ย  some days you will breathe and it will be enoughย  โ€™
โ€˜ย  you do not have to hold it quite so tightlyย  โ€™
โ€˜ย  there is a prayer in meย  ,ย  stillย  โ€™
โ€˜ย  you scare me a littleย  โ€™
โ€˜ย  you can be a good thing and not a whole thingย  โ€™
โ€˜ย  there are flowers in my chest againย  โ€™
โ€˜ย  the rain comes and sounds like youย  โ€™
โ€˜ย  i cannot tell you why i still trust godย  โ€™
โ€˜ย  find peace and build a home out of itย  โ€™

โ€˜ย  there is never an endย  โ€™
: phantomemes:
startersย  /ย  prompts taken from f. d. soulโ€™s work ,ย  between you and these bonesย .ย  feel free to change pronounsย  /ย  tenses as necessary .
โ€˜ย  the problem is you keep trying to use your eyesย  โ€™
โ€˜ย  how i soften when you pull me against youย  โ€™
โ€˜ย  you are teaching me to loveย  โ€™
โ€˜ย  i will pretend that i have not already heard the question in your eyesย  โ€™
โ€˜ย  you perhaps will become my swan songย  โ€™
โ€˜ย  it is a very human thing to loveย  โ€™
โ€˜ย  you are my good daysย  โ€™
โ€˜ย  i have been loved dearlyย  โ€™
โ€˜ย  i promise you will not always be this warย  โ€™
โ€˜ย  thank god for the stubbornness of organsย  โ€™
โ€˜ย  it takes me seven days to stop being in love with youย  โ€™
โ€˜ย  there will always be another dayย  โ€™
โ€˜ย  there will always be another mercyย  โ€™
โ€˜ย  perhaps i will take up dancing againย  โ€™
โ€˜ย  what a pretty little disaster you will beย  โ€™
โ€˜ย  i am terrified for youย  โ€™
โ€˜ย  i will fold inside of myselfย  โ€™
โ€˜ย  today i am thankfulย  โ€™
โ€˜ย  i didnโ€™t want to sleep because i didnโ€™t want to wakeย  โ€™
โ€˜ย  come and get meย  โ€™
โ€˜ย  i tell myself i do not need youย  โ€™
โ€˜ย  i think i broke again last nightย  โ€™
โ€˜ย  iโ€™m just trying to connect with youย  โ€™
โ€˜ย  you are an ocean that will perhaps never stop crashingย  โ€™
โ€˜ย  burn the house down in search of yourselfย  โ€™
โ€˜ย  donโ€™t you dare ever stop lookingย  โ€™
โ€˜ย  i struggle not to feel guiltyย  โ€™
โ€˜ย  you are a wildย  ,ย  unkempt thingย  โ€™
โ€˜ย  sometimes it is a very sad thing to be human and longingย  โ€™
โ€˜ย  find that you are made of russian nesting dollsย  โ€™
โ€˜ย  the trees are always kindest with spring comesย  โ€™
โ€˜ย  teach yourself the hymns againย  โ€™
โ€˜ย  he is every amen i have ever laid down on lipsย  โ€™
โ€˜ย  this life is an altarย  โ€™
โ€˜ย  i am sorry i do not have more timeย  โ€™
โ€˜ย  there is a mountain in meย  โ€™
โ€˜ย  by the morning i am a triumphย  โ€™
โ€˜ย  there are words playing hooky in the back of your throatย  โ€™
โ€˜ย  today is by far the most beautiful creature i have ever come acrossย  โ€™
โ€˜ย  there are many things that will fit beneath your skinย  โ€™
โ€˜ย  forgiveness does not take up much roomย  โ€™
โ€˜ย  some days you will breathe and it will be enoughย  โ€™
โ€˜ย  you do not have to hold it quite so tightlyย  โ€™
โ€˜ย  there is a prayer in meย  ,ย  stillย  โ€™
โ€˜ย  you scare me a littleย  โ€™
โ€˜ย  you can be a good thing and not a whole thingย  โ€™
โ€˜ย  there are flowers in my chest againย  โ€™
โ€˜ย  the rain comes and sounds like youย  โ€™
โ€˜ย  i cannot tell you why i still trust godย  โ€™
โ€˜ย  find peace and build a home out of itย  โ€™

โ€˜ย  there is never an endย  โ€™

        

            
            

                
                
                    phantomemes:
startersย  /ย  prompts taken from f. d. soulโ€™s work ,ย  between you and these bonesย .ย  feel free to change pronounsย  /ย  tenses as necessary .
โ€˜ย  the problem is you keep trying to use your eyesย  โ€™
โ€˜ย  how i soften when you pull me against youย  โ€™
โ€˜ย  you are teaching me to loveย  โ€™
โ€˜ย  i will pretend that i have not already heard the question in your eyesย  โ€™
โ€˜ย  you perhaps will become my swan songย  โ€™
โ€˜ย  it is a very human thing to loveย  โ€™
โ€˜ย  you are my good daysย  โ€™
โ€˜ย  i have been loved dearlyย  โ€™
โ€˜ย  i promise you will not always be this warย  โ€™
โ€˜ย  thank god for the stubbornness of organsย  โ€™
โ€˜ย  it takes me seven days to stop being in love with youย  โ€™
โ€˜ย  there will always be another dayย  โ€™
โ€˜ย  there will always be another mercyย  โ€™
โ€˜ย  perhaps i will take up dancing againย  โ€™
โ€˜ย  what a pretty little disaster you will beย  โ€™
โ€˜ย  i am terrified for youย  โ€™
โ€˜ย  i will fold inside of myselfย  โ€™
โ€˜ย  today i am thankfulย  โ€™
โ€˜ย  i didnโ€™t want to sleep because i didnโ€™t want to wakeย  โ€™
โ€˜ย  come and get meย  โ€™
โ€˜ย  i tell myself i do not need youย  โ€™
โ€˜ย  i think i broke again last nightย  โ€™
โ€˜ย  iโ€™m just trying to connect with youย  โ€™
โ€˜ย  you are an ocean that will perhaps never stop crashingย  โ€™
โ€˜ย  burn the house down in search of yourselfย  โ€™
โ€˜ย  donโ€™t you dare ever stop lookingย  โ€™
โ€˜ย  i struggle not to feel guiltyย  โ€™
โ€˜ย  you are a wildย  ,ย  unkempt thingย  โ€™
โ€˜ย  sometimes it is a very sad thing to be human and longingย  โ€™
โ€˜ย  find that you are made of russian nesting dollsย  โ€™
โ€˜ย  the trees are always kindest with spring comesย  โ€™
โ€˜ย  teach yourself the hymns againย  โ€™
โ€˜ย  he is every amen i have ever laid down on lipsย  โ€™
โ€˜ย  this life is an altarย  โ€™
โ€˜ย  i am sorry i do not have more timeย  โ€™
โ€˜ย  there is a mountain in meย  โ€™
โ€˜ย  by the morning i am a triumphย  โ€™
โ€˜ย  there are words playing hooky in the back of your throatย  โ€™
โ€˜ย  today is by far the most beautiful creature i have ever come acrossย  โ€™
โ€˜ย  there are many things that will fit beneath your skinย  โ€™
โ€˜ย  forgiveness does not take up much roomย  โ€™
โ€˜ย  some days you will breathe and it will be enoughย  โ€™
โ€˜ย  you do not have to hold it quite so tightlyย  โ€™
โ€˜ย  there is a prayer in meย  ,ย  stillย  โ€™
โ€˜ย  you scare me a littleย  โ€™
โ€˜ย  you can be a good thing and not a whole thingย  โ€™
โ€˜ย  there are flowers in my chest againย  โ€™
โ€˜ย  the rain comes and sounds like youย  โ€™
โ€˜ย  i cannot tell you why i still trust godย  โ€™
โ€˜ย  find peace and build a home out of itย  โ€™

โ€˜ย  there is never an endย  โ€™
: phantomemes:
startersย  /ย  prompts taken from f. d. soulโ€™s work ,ย  between you and these bonesย .ย  feel free to change pronounsย  /ย  tenses as necessary .
โ€˜ย  the problem is you keep trying to use your eyesย  โ€™
โ€˜ย  how i soften when you pull me against youย  โ€™
โ€˜ย  you are teaching me to loveย  โ€™
โ€˜ย  i will pretend that i have not already heard the question in your eyesย  โ€™
โ€˜ย  you perhaps will become my swan songย  โ€™
โ€˜ย  it is a very human thing to loveย  โ€™
โ€˜ย  you are my good daysย  โ€™
โ€˜ย  i have been loved dearlyย  โ€™
โ€˜ย  i promise you will not always be this warย  โ€™
โ€˜ย  thank god for the stubbornness of organsย  โ€™
โ€˜ย  it takes me seven days to stop being in love with youย  โ€™
โ€˜ย  there will always be another dayย  โ€™
โ€˜ย  there will always be another mercyย  โ€™
โ€˜ย  perhaps i will take up dancing againย  โ€™
โ€˜ย  what a pretty little disaster you will beย  โ€™
โ€˜ย  i am terrified for youย  โ€™
โ€˜ย  i will fold inside of myselfย  โ€™
โ€˜ย  today i am thankfulย  โ€™
โ€˜ย  i didnโ€™t want to sleep because i didnโ€™t want to wakeย  โ€™
โ€˜ย  come and get meย  โ€™
โ€˜ย  i tell myself i do not need youย  โ€™
โ€˜ย  i think i broke again last nightย  โ€™
โ€˜ย  iโ€™m just trying to connect with youย  โ€™
โ€˜ย  you are an ocean that will perhaps never stop crashingย  โ€™
โ€˜ย  burn the house down in search of yourselfย  โ€™
โ€˜ย  donโ€™t you dare ever stop lookingย  โ€™
โ€˜ย  i struggle not to feel guiltyย  โ€™
โ€˜ย  you are a wildย  ,ย  unkempt thingย  โ€™
โ€˜ย  sometimes it is a very sad thing to be human and longingย  โ€™
โ€˜ย  find that you are made of russian nesting dollsย  โ€™
โ€˜ย  the trees are always kindest with spring comesย  โ€™
โ€˜ย  teach yourself the hymns againย  โ€™
โ€˜ย  he is every amen i have ever laid down on lipsย  โ€™
โ€˜ย  this life is an altarย  โ€™
โ€˜ย  i am sorry i do not have more timeย  โ€™
โ€˜ย  there is a mountain in meย  โ€™
โ€˜ย  by the morning i am a triumphย  โ€™
โ€˜ย  there are words playing hooky in the back of your throatย  โ€™
โ€˜ย  today is by far the most beautiful creature i have ever come acrossย  โ€™
โ€˜ย  there are many things that will fit beneath your skinย  โ€™
โ€˜ย  forgiveness does not take up much roomย  โ€™
โ€˜ย  some days you will breathe and it will be enoughย  โ€™
โ€˜ย  you do not have to hold it quite so tightlyย  โ€™
โ€˜ย  there is a prayer in meย  ,ย  stillย  โ€™
โ€˜ย  you scare me a littleย  โ€™
โ€˜ย  you can be a good thing and not a whole thingย  โ€™
โ€˜ย  there are flowers in my chest againย  โ€™
โ€˜ย  the rain comes and sounds like youย  โ€™
โ€˜ย  i cannot tell you why i still trust godย  โ€™
โ€˜ย  find peace and build a home out of itย  โ€™

โ€˜ย  there is never an endย  โ€™

                    
                
            

            
                
                
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startersย  /ย  prompts taken from f. d. soulโ€™s work ,ย  between you and these bonesย .ย  feel free to change pronounsย  /ย  tenses...

                
            
            
        

    

    

        
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        my-discourse-blog:

ryrythescienceguy:

Children being naturally exposed to a variety of germs from a very young age (from dirt, pets, playplaces, sandboxes, other kids, etc) is actually really good for the immune system and can even prevent the development of allergies. The reason food allergies are so common these days is precisely because parents are avoiding exposing their kids to possible trigger foods and not letting them get dirty (also the overuse of antibacterial soaps/hand santitizers and antibiotics!).
Source: grew up on a farm, played in the dirt and with germy animals and germy siblings/cousins/friends all the time, and very rarely took antibioticsโ€ฆ today Iโ€™m 24, have zero allergies, and a great immune system (even my little sister is the same, and she wasnโ€™t vaccinated until she was a teenager).
This is also why oldest siblings and only children tend to have more allergies in my anecdotal experience; the parents often get overprepared and donโ€™t let their kid get exposed to ANY germs/allergensโ€”by the time other children come along the parents are jaded enough to not care about it as much, and thus the kids afterwards are exposed to more germs from birth!
If this sounds weird and backwards, itโ€™s because for a long time doctors used to teach the exact opposite. Keep your child clean and away from germs and potenial allergy triggers. Until they saw the long-term side effects of this and are now starting to tell new parents how to do it better.
NOTE: I AM EXTREMELY PRO-VAX! DO NOT MISTAKE THIS COMMENT AS ANTI-VAX. VACCINATE YOUR FUCKING CHILDREN AND EXPOSE THEM TO GERMS IN A CONTROLLED WAY. THE HUMAN IMMUNE SYSTEM IS CAPABLE OF MANY THINGS BUT ITโ€™S NOT A MIRACLE WORKER AND IT NEEDS HELP!!!


Can confirm this is true. Iโ€™ve studied food science for 5 years and have 3 qualifications in food safety. 
: my-discourse-blog:

ryrythescienceguy:

Children being naturally exposed to a variety of germs from a very young age (from dirt, pets, playplaces, sandboxes, other kids, etc) is actually really good for the immune system and can even prevent the development of allergies. The reason food allergies are so common these days is precisely because parents are avoiding exposing their kids to possible trigger foods and not letting them get dirty (also the overuse of antibacterial soaps/hand santitizers and antibiotics!).
Source: grew up on a farm, played in the dirt and with germy animals and germy siblings/cousins/friends all the time, and very rarely took antibioticsโ€ฆ today Iโ€™m 24, have zero allergies, and a great immune system (even my little sister is the same, and she wasnโ€™t vaccinated until she was a teenager).
This is also why oldest siblings and only children tend to have more allergies in my anecdotal experience; the parents often get overprepared and donโ€™t let their kid get exposed to ANY germs/allergensโ€”by the time other children come along the parents are jaded enough to not care about it as much, and thus the kids afterwards are exposed to more germs from birth!
If this sounds weird and backwards, itโ€™s because for a long time doctors used to teach the exact opposite. Keep your child clean and away from germs and potenial allergy triggers. Until they saw the long-term side effects of this and are now starting to tell new parents how to do it better.
NOTE: I AM EXTREMELY PRO-VAX! DO NOT MISTAKE THIS COMMENT AS ANTI-VAX. VACCINATE YOUR FUCKING CHILDREN AND EXPOSE THEM TO GERMS IN A CONTROLLED WAY. THE HUMAN IMMUNE SYSTEM IS CAPABLE OF MANY THINGS BUT ITโ€™S NOT A MIRACLE WORKER AND IT NEEDS HELP!!!


Can confirm this is true. Iโ€™ve studied food science for 5 years and have 3 qualifications in food safety. 

        

            
            

                
                
                    my-discourse-blog:

ryrythescienceguy:

Children being naturally exposed to a variety of germs from a very young age (from dirt, pets, playplaces, sandboxes, other kids, etc) is actually really good for the immune system and can even prevent the development of allergies. The reason food allergies are so common these days is precisely because parents are avoiding exposing their kids to possible trigger foods and not letting them get dirty (also the overuse of antibacterial soaps/hand santitizers and antibiotics!).
Source: grew up on a farm, played in the dirt and with germy animals and germy siblings/cousins/friends all the time, and very rarely took antibioticsโ€ฆ today Iโ€™m 24, have zero allergies, and a great immune system (even my little sister is the same, and she wasnโ€™t vaccinated until she was a teenager).
This is also why oldest siblings and only children tend to have more allergies in my anecdotal experience; the parents often get overprepared and donโ€™t let their kid get exposed to ANY germs/allergensโ€”by the time other children come along the parents are jaded enough to not care about it as much, and thus the kids afterwards are exposed to more germs from birth!
If this sounds weird and backwards, itโ€™s because for a long time doctors used to teach the exact opposite. Keep your child clean and away from germs and potenial allergy triggers. Until they saw the long-term side effects of this and are now starting to tell new parents how to do it better.
NOTE: I AM EXTREMELY PRO-VAX! DO NOT MISTAKE THIS COMMENT AS ANTI-VAX. VACCINATE YOUR FUCKING CHILDREN AND EXPOSE THEM TO GERMS IN A CONTROLLED WAY. THE HUMAN IMMUNE SYSTEM IS CAPABLE OF MANY THINGS BUT ITโ€™S NOT A MIRACLE WORKER AND IT NEEDS HELP!!!


Can confirm this is true. Iโ€™ve studied food science for 5 years and have 3 qualifications in food safety. 
: my-discourse-blog:

ryrythescienceguy:

Children being naturally exposed to a variety of germs from a very young age (from dirt, pets, playplaces, sandboxes, other kids, etc) is actually really good for the immune system and can even prevent the development of allergies. The reason food allergies are so common these days is precisely because parents are avoiding exposing their kids to possible trigger foods and not letting them get dirty (also the overuse of antibacterial soaps/hand santitizers and antibiotics!).
Source: grew up on a farm, played in the dirt and with germy animals and germy siblings/cousins/friends all the time, and very rarely took antibioticsโ€ฆ today Iโ€™m 24, have zero allergies, and a great immune system (even my little sister is the same, and she wasnโ€™t vaccinated until she was a teenager).
This is also why oldest siblings and only children tend to have more allergies in my anecdotal experience; the parents often get overprepared and donโ€™t let their kid get exposed to ANY germs/allergensโ€”by the time other children come along the parents are jaded enough to not care about it as much, and thus the kids afterwards are exposed to more germs from birth!
If this sounds weird and backwards, itโ€™s because for a long time doctors used to teach the exact opposite. Keep your child clean and away from germs and potenial allergy triggers. Until they saw the long-term side effects of this and are now starting to tell new parents how to do it better.
NOTE: I AM EXTREMELY PRO-VAX! DO NOT MISTAKE THIS COMMENT AS ANTI-VAX. VACCINATE YOUR FUCKING CHILDREN AND EXPOSE THEM TO GERMS IN A CONTROLLED WAY. THE HUMAN IMMUNE SYSTEM IS CAPABLE OF MANY THINGS BUT ITโ€™S NOT A MIRACLE WORKER AND IT NEEDS HELP!!!


Can confirm this is true. Iโ€™ve studied food science for 5 years and have 3 qualifications in food safety. 

                    
                
            

            
            
        

    

    

        
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        number-four:

becausewedefinetheworld:

sirro85-blog:

oneshoeshort:

abbessolute:


feytaline-loves:

motherfrigginpsas:
LISTEN UP AGAIN KIDSSTOP REBLOGGING THIS FUCKING GARBAGE POST. IT IS 100% FUCKING BULLSHIT AND CAN AND MOST DEFINITELY WILL LITERALLY KILL. DO YOU NOT SEE WARNING LABELS THAT SAY โ€œDO NOT INDUCE VOMITINGโ€? THEY ARENโ€™T FUCKING AROUND.  YOU CAN FUCKING BURN THEIR ESOPHAGUS BY CAUSING VOMITING, CAUSE CHOKING, DROWNING, OR MAKE IT WORSE! AGAIN DO NOT FORCE ANYTHING DOWN ANYONEโ€™S THROAT. THEY. CAN. DROWN. IF SOMEONE IS LOSING CONCIOUSNESS ALL THE CHIT CHAT IN THE WORLD WILL NOT PREVENT IT AT THAT POINT THEY ARE IN SERIOUS DANGER.โ€œBuuut i donโ€™t wanna take them to the hospital!!!โ€WELL SUNSHINE GLAD YOUโ€™D RATHER HAVE A DEAD FRIEND THAN A LIVING ONE BUT YOUโ€™RE IN LUCKCALL FUCKING POISON CONTROL. THEY ARE NOT THE COPS. THEY WILL HELP YOU.AND IF THEY SAY GO TO THE FUCKING HOSPITAL YOU GO TO THE FUCKING HOSPITAL. NO EXCUSES. 0. NONE.I have seen this shit cross my dash SO MANY TIMES so PLEASE fucking reblog this and prevent some well meaning idiot from accidentally killing someone they love! For the love of god PLEASE REBLOG THIS
I see this stupid fucking post one a goddamn week and someone is going to literally fucking die from it

@oneshoeshort


IF YOU WONT LISTEN TO OP, LISTEN TO THE RETIRED PARAMEDIC WHO HAS SEEN PEOPLE DIE FROM THIS SHIT. 


Poison control may advise diluting the toxin somehow like with water or milk, otherwise do not give them something to drink and take the empty pill bottle/ blister pack with you to the hospital. 

btw just searched it up, US poison control number is 1 800 222 1222



aight so i googled these so PLEASE correct me if im wrong BUT:
(these were the only ones i could find, most likely because of the international number listed above and below, but I felt necessary to add them all.)
ร…land Islands: Poison Control Center (09) 471 977
(Australia-wide) 131126 wch.sa.gov.au
CARPIN CARibbean Poison Information Network Jamaica and the wider Caribbean: Telephone: 1-888-POISONS, 1-888-764-7667 (toll fee)
Cyprus: Drugs/Narcotics/Poison Emergency Tel: 1401
Malaysia, Philippines, & other aurrounding locations: PRN(Pusat Racun Negara) Poisoning and Emergency: 1-800-88-8099 & 04-6570099
Trinidad & Tobago: Poison Hotline 800-2PIC(2742) (Tel)
AAPCC (American Association of Poison Control Centers) AND FOR INTERNATIONAL USE AS WELL. INTERPRETATION FOR 161 LANGUAGES ARE AVAILABLE:
1-800-222-1222
: number-four:

becausewedefinetheworld:

sirro85-blog:

oneshoeshort:

abbessolute:


feytaline-loves:

motherfrigginpsas:
LISTEN UP AGAIN KIDSSTOP REBLOGGING THIS FUCKING GARBAGE POST. IT IS 100% FUCKING BULLSHIT AND CAN AND MOST DEFINITELY WILL LITERALLY KILL. DO YOU NOT SEE WARNING LABELS THAT SAY โ€œDO NOT INDUCE VOMITINGโ€? THEY ARENโ€™T FUCKING AROUND.  YOU CAN FUCKING BURN THEIR ESOPHAGUS BY CAUSING VOMITING, CAUSE CHOKING, DROWNING, OR MAKE IT WORSE! AGAIN DO NOT FORCE ANYTHING DOWN ANYONEโ€™S THROAT. THEY. CAN. DROWN. IF SOMEONE IS LOSING CONCIOUSNESS ALL THE CHIT CHAT IN THE WORLD WILL NOT PREVENT IT AT THAT POINT THEY ARE IN SERIOUS DANGER.โ€œBuuut i donโ€™t wanna take them to the hospital!!!โ€WELL SUNSHINE GLAD YOUโ€™D RATHER HAVE A DEAD FRIEND THAN A LIVING ONE BUT YOUโ€™RE IN LUCKCALL FUCKING POISON CONTROL. THEY ARE NOT THE COPS. THEY WILL HELP YOU.AND IF THEY SAY GO TO THE FUCKING HOSPITAL YOU GO TO THE FUCKING HOSPITAL. NO EXCUSES. 0. NONE.I have seen this shit cross my dash SO MANY TIMES so PLEASE fucking reblog this and prevent some well meaning idiot from accidentally killing someone they love! For the love of god PLEASE REBLOG THIS
I see this stupid fucking post one a goddamn week and someone is going to literally fucking die from it

@oneshoeshort


IF YOU WONT LISTEN TO OP, LISTEN TO THE RETIRED PARAMEDIC WHO HAS SEEN PEOPLE DIE FROM THIS SHIT. 


Poison control may advise diluting the toxin somehow like with water or milk, otherwise do not give them something to drink and take the empty pill bottle/ blister pack with you to the hospital. 

btw just searched it up, US poison control number is 1 800 222 1222



aight so i googled these so PLEASE correct me if im wrong BUT:
(these were the only ones i could find, most likely because of the international number listed above and below, but I felt necessary to add them all.)
ร…land Islands: Poison Control Center (09) 471 977
(Australia-wide) 131126 wch.sa.gov.au
CARPIN CARibbean Poison Information Network Jamaica and the wider Caribbean: Telephone: 1-888-POISONS, 1-888-764-7667 (toll fee)
Cyprus: Drugs/Narcotics/Poison Emergency Tel: 1401
Malaysia, Philippines, & other aurrounding locations: PRN(Pusat Racun Negara) Poisoning and Emergency: 1-800-88-8099 & 04-6570099
Trinidad & Tobago: Poison Hotline 800-2PIC(2742) (Tel)
AAPCC (American Association of Poison Control Centers) AND FOR INTERNATIONAL USE AS WELL. INTERPRETATION FOR 161 LANGUAGES ARE AVAILABLE:
1-800-222-1222

        

            
            

                
                
                    number-four:

becausewedefinetheworld:

sirro85-blog:

oneshoeshort:

abbessolute:


feytaline-loves:

motherfrigginpsas:
LISTEN UP AGAIN KIDSSTOP REBLOGGING THIS FUCKING GARBAGE POST. IT IS 100% FUCKING BULLSHIT AND CAN AND MOST DEFINITELY WILL LITERALLY KILL. DO YOU NOT SEE WARNING LABELS THAT SAY โ€œDO NOT INDUCE VOMITINGโ€? THEY ARENโ€™T FUCKING AROUND.  YOU CAN FUCKING BURN THEIR ESOPHAGUS BY CAUSING VOMITING, CAUSE CHOKING, DROWNING, OR MAKE IT WORSE! AGAIN DO NOT FORCE ANYTHING DOWN ANYONEโ€™S THROAT. THEY. CAN. DROWN. IF SOMEONE IS LOSING CONCIOUSNESS ALL THE CHIT CHAT IN THE WORLD WILL NOT PREVENT IT AT THAT POINT THEY ARE IN SERIOUS DANGER.โ€œBuuut i donโ€™t wanna take them to the hospital!!!โ€WELL SUNSHINE GLAD YOUโ€™D RATHER HAVE A DEAD FRIEND THAN A LIVING ONE BUT YOUโ€™RE IN LUCKCALL FUCKING POISON CONTROL. THEY ARE NOT THE COPS. THEY WILL HELP YOU.AND IF THEY SAY GO TO THE FUCKING HOSPITAL YOU GO TO THE FUCKING HOSPITAL. NO EXCUSES. 0. NONE.I have seen this shit cross my dash SO MANY TIMES so PLEASE fucking reblog this and prevent some well meaning idiot from accidentally killing someone they love! For the love of god PLEASE REBLOG THIS
I see this stupid fucking post one a goddamn week and someone is going to literally fucking die from it

@oneshoeshort


IF YOU WONT LISTEN TO OP, LISTEN TO THE RETIRED PARAMEDIC WHO HAS SEEN PEOPLE DIE FROM THIS SHIT. 


Poison control may advise diluting the toxin somehow like with water or milk, otherwise do not give them something to drink and take the empty pill bottle/ blister pack with you to the hospital. 

btw just searched it up, US poison control number is 1 800 222 1222



aight so i googled these so PLEASE correct me if im wrong BUT:
(these were the only ones i could find, most likely because of the international number listed above and below, but I felt necessary to add them all.)
ร…land Islands: Poison Control Center (09) 471 977
(Australia-wide) 131126 wch.sa.gov.au
CARPIN CARibbean Poison Information Network Jamaica and the wider Caribbean: Telephone: 1-888-POISONS, 1-888-764-7667 (toll fee)
Cyprus: Drugs/Narcotics/Poison Emergency Tel: 1401
Malaysia, Philippines, & other aurrounding locations: PRN(Pusat Racun Negara) Poisoning and Emergency: 1-800-88-8099 & 04-6570099
Trinidad & Tobago: Poison Hotline 800-2PIC(2742) (Tel)
AAPCC (American Association of Poison Control Centers) AND FOR INTERNATIONAL USE AS WELL. INTERPRETATION FOR 161 LANGUAGES ARE AVAILABLE:
1-800-222-1222
: number-four:

becausewedefinetheworld:

sirro85-blog:

oneshoeshort:

abbessolute:


feytaline-loves:

motherfrigginpsas:
LISTEN UP AGAIN KIDSSTOP REBLOGGING THIS FUCKING GARBAGE POST. IT IS 100% FUCKING BULLSHIT AND CAN AND MOST DEFINITELY WILL LITERALLY KILL. DO YOU NOT SEE WARNING LABELS THAT SAY โ€œDO NOT INDUCE VOMITINGโ€? THEY ARENโ€™T FUCKING AROUND.  YOU CAN FUCKING BURN THEIR ESOPHAGUS BY CAUSING VOMITING, CAUSE CHOKING, DROWNING, OR MAKE IT WORSE! AGAIN DO NOT FORCE ANYTHING DOWN ANYONEโ€™S THROAT. THEY. CAN. DROWN. IF SOMEONE IS LOSING CONCIOUSNESS ALL THE CHIT CHAT IN THE WORLD WILL NOT PREVENT IT AT THAT POINT THEY ARE IN SERIOUS DANGER.โ€œBuuut i donโ€™t wanna take them to the hospital!!!โ€WELL SUNSHINE GLAD YOUโ€™D RATHER HAVE A DEAD FRIEND THAN A LIVING ONE BUT YOUโ€™RE IN LUCKCALL FUCKING POISON CONTROL. THEY ARE NOT THE COPS. THEY WILL HELP YOU.AND IF THEY SAY GO TO THE FUCKING HOSPITAL YOU GO TO THE FUCKING HOSPITAL. NO EXCUSES. 0. NONE.I have seen this shit cross my dash SO MANY TIMES so PLEASE fucking reblog this and prevent some well meaning idiot from accidentally killing someone they love! For the love of god PLEASE REBLOG THIS
I see this stupid fucking post one a goddamn week and someone is going to literally fucking die from it

@oneshoeshort


IF YOU WONT LISTEN TO OP, LISTEN TO THE RETIRED PARAMEDIC WHO HAS SEEN PEOPLE DIE FROM THIS SHIT. 


Poison control may advise diluting the toxin somehow like with water or milk, otherwise do not give them something to drink and take the empty pill bottle/ blister pack with you to the hospital. 

btw just searched it up, US poison control number is 1 800 222 1222



aight so i googled these so PLEASE correct me if im wrong BUT:
(these were the only ones i could find, most likely because of the international number listed above and below, but I felt necessary to add them all.)
ร…land Islands: Poison Control Center (09) 471 977
(Australia-wide) 131126 wch.sa.gov.au
CARPIN CARibbean Poison Information Network Jamaica and the wider Caribbean: Telephone: 1-888-POISONS, 1-888-764-7667 (toll fee)
Cyprus: Drugs/Narcotics/Poison Emergency Tel: 1401
Malaysia, Philippines, & other aurrounding locations: PRN(Pusat Racun Negara) Poisoning and Emergency: 1-800-88-8099 & 04-6570099
Trinidad & Tobago: Poison Hotline 800-2PIC(2742) (Tel)
AAPCC (American Association of Poison Control Centers) AND FOR INTERNATIONAL USE AS WELL. INTERPRETATION FOR 161 LANGUAGES ARE AVAILABLE:
1-800-222-1222

                    
                
            

            
            
        

    

    

        
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        seldnei:
dreams-in-daylight:


severalowls:

kenro199x:

e-v-roslyn:

hadestowntextpostsmain:


occidentaltourist:

Same energy

The amount of privilege in this photo has embarrassed me to the point that I simply do not want to be a human being anymore. 



Oh my fucking God learn to cut your own hair you entitled pricks.
โ€œmassage is essentialโ€ Not during a fucking pandemic, Karen.

This seems like a good time to share this.



โ€œLet us get our teeth cleanedโ€ what are you, a horse? Youโ€™ve got a toothbrush at home yeah? Please?






Note that not a one of these people has a sign that says โ€œLET ME CUT SOMEONEโ€™S HAIRโ€ or โ€œI NEED TO RENT OUT GOLF CARTSโ€ or โ€œFOR THE LOVE OF GOD ALL I WANT TO DO IS SCOOP ICE CREAM FOR PEOPLE.โ€ 
None of these people are demanding *their own* right to work. Thatโ€™s telling.
: seldnei:
dreams-in-daylight:


severalowls:

kenro199x:

e-v-roslyn:

hadestowntextpostsmain:


occidentaltourist:

Same energy

The amount of privilege in this photo has embarrassed me to the point that I simply do not want to be a human being anymore. 



Oh my fucking God learn to cut your own hair you entitled pricks.
โ€œmassage is essentialโ€ Not during a fucking pandemic, Karen.

This seems like a good time to share this.



โ€œLet us get our teeth cleanedโ€ what are you, a horse? Youโ€™ve got a toothbrush at home yeah? Please?






Note that not a one of these people has a sign that says โ€œLET ME CUT SOMEONEโ€™S HAIRโ€ or โ€œI NEED TO RENT OUT GOLF CARTSโ€ or โ€œFOR THE LOVE OF GOD ALL I WANT TO DO IS SCOOP ICE CREAM FOR PEOPLE.โ€ 
None of these people are demanding *their own* right to work. Thatโ€™s telling.

        

            
            

                
                
                    seldnei:
dreams-in-daylight:


severalowls:

kenro199x:

e-v-roslyn:

hadestowntextpostsmain:


occidentaltourist:

Same energy

The amount of privilege in this photo has embarrassed me to the point that I simply do not want to be a human being anymore. 



Oh my fucking God learn to cut your own hair you entitled pricks.
โ€œmassage is essentialโ€ Not during a fucking pandemic, Karen.

This seems like a good time to share this.



โ€œLet us get our teeth cleanedโ€ what are you, a horse? Youโ€™ve got a toothbrush at home yeah? Please?






Note that not a one of these people has a sign that says โ€œLET ME CUT SOMEONEโ€™S HAIRโ€ or โ€œI NEED TO RENT OUT GOLF CARTSโ€ or โ€œFOR THE LOVE OF GOD ALL I WANT TO DO IS SCOOP ICE CREAM FOR PEOPLE.โ€ 
None of these people are demanding *their own* right to work. Thatโ€™s telling.
: seldnei:
dreams-in-daylight:


severalowls:

kenro199x:

e-v-roslyn:

hadestowntextpostsmain:


occidentaltourist:

Same energy

The amount of privilege in this photo has embarrassed me to the point that I simply do not want to be a human being anymore. 



Oh my fucking God learn to cut your own hair you entitled pricks.
โ€œmassage is essentialโ€ Not during a fucking pandemic, Karen.

This seems like a good time to share this.



โ€œLet us get our teeth cleanedโ€ what are you, a horse? Youโ€™ve got a toothbrush at home yeah? Please?






Note that not a one of these people has a sign that says โ€œLET ME CUT SOMEONEโ€™S HAIRโ€ or โ€œI NEED TO RENT OUT GOLF CARTSโ€ or โ€œFOR THE LOVE OF GOD ALL I WANT TO DO IS SCOOP ICE CREAM FOR PEOPLE.โ€ 
None of these people are demanding *their own* right to work. Thatโ€™s telling.

                    
                
            

            
            
        

    

    

        
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        irate-badfem-harpy:
owlyjules:

inkfromtheoctopus:

The Adventures of Prince Achmen.1926. German.The oldest surviving animated film in history.


I am sorry BUT THIS IS NOT JUST โ€œGERMANโ€ PLEASE DO NOT FORGET THE NAME OF THE ARTIST.
THIS WONDERFUL MOVIE WAS MADE BY LOTTE REINIGER! SHE WAS ONE OF THE PIONEERS OF ANIMATION!!!! SHE MADE OVER 40 FILMS IN HER CAREER USING A TECHNIQUE SHE INVENTED WITH HER HUSBAND! WALT DISNEY ENDED USING HER MULTI PLANE TECHNIQUE IN HIS OWN MOVIES! AND SHE FUCKING MADE THE FIRST FEATURE LENGTH ANIMATED MOVIE!! (she ended up fleeing Nazi germany eventually work in north america, both us and canada, on other movies.)

ย This woman is one of the most important figures in animation HISTORY!
Have a little memoriam movie the animation school Goblin did in her honor.



I watched this movie btw it was good from what I remember
: irate-badfem-harpy:
owlyjules:

inkfromtheoctopus:

The Adventures of Prince Achmen.1926. German.The oldest surviving animated film in history.


I am sorry BUT THIS IS NOT JUST โ€œGERMANโ€ PLEASE DO NOT FORGET THE NAME OF THE ARTIST.
THIS WONDERFUL MOVIE WAS MADE BY LOTTE REINIGER! SHE WAS ONE OF THE PIONEERS OF ANIMATION!!!! SHE MADE OVER 40 FILMS IN HER CAREER USING A TECHNIQUE SHE INVENTED WITH HER HUSBAND! WALT DISNEY ENDED USING HER MULTI PLANE TECHNIQUE IN HIS OWN MOVIES! AND SHE FUCKING MADE THE FIRST FEATURE LENGTH ANIMATED MOVIE!! (she ended up fleeing Nazi germany eventually work in north america, both us and canada, on other movies.)

ย This woman is one of the most important figures in animation HISTORY!
Have a little memoriam movie the animation school Goblin did in her honor.



I watched this movie btw it was good from what I remember

        

            
            

                
                
                    irate-badfem-harpy:
owlyjules:

inkfromtheoctopus:

The Adventures of Prince Achmen.1926. German.The oldest surviving animated film in history.


I am sorry BUT THIS IS NOT JUST โ€œGERMANโ€ PLEASE DO NOT FORGET THE NAME OF THE ARTIST.
THIS WONDERFUL MOVIE WAS MADE BY LOTTE REINIGER! SHE WAS ONE OF THE PIONEERS OF ANIMATION!!!! SHE MADE OVER 40 FILMS IN HER CAREER USING A TECHNIQUE SHE INVENTED WITH HER HUSBAND! WALT DISNEY ENDED USING HER MULTI PLANE TECHNIQUE IN HIS OWN MOVIES! AND SHE FUCKING MADE THE FIRST FEATURE LENGTH ANIMATED MOVIE!! (she ended up fleeing Nazi germany eventually work in north america, both us and canada, on other movies.)

ย This woman is one of the most important figures in animation HISTORY!
Have a little memoriam movie the animation school Goblin did in her honor.



I watched this movie btw it was good from what I remember
: irate-badfem-harpy:
owlyjules:

inkfromtheoctopus:

The Adventures of Prince Achmen.1926. German.The oldest surviving animated film in history.


I am sorry BUT THIS IS NOT JUST โ€œGERMANโ€ PLEASE DO NOT FORGET THE NAME OF THE ARTIST.
THIS WONDERFUL MOVIE WAS MADE BY LOTTE REINIGER! SHE WAS ONE OF THE PIONEERS OF ANIMATION!!!! SHE MADE OVER 40 FILMS IN HER CAREER USING A TECHNIQUE SHE INVENTED WITH HER HUSBAND! WALT DISNEY ENDED USING HER MULTI PLANE TECHNIQUE IN HIS OWN MOVIES! AND SHE FUCKING MADE THE FIRST FEATURE LENGTH ANIMATED MOVIE!! (she ended up fleeing Nazi germany eventually work in north america, both us and canada, on other movies.)

ย This woman is one of the most important figures in animation HISTORY!
Have a little memoriam movie the animation school Goblin did in her honor.



I watched this movie btw it was good from what I remember

                    
                    

                    
                
            

            
            
        

    

    

        
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        st4nkbu9:

I CAN NOT STRESS THIS ENOUGH ABOUT TACOBELL SPECIFICALLY.
ย I was a manager there this entire year and I had begged my GM to take me off the schedule due to covid-19 to keep my family safe who are immune-compromised. They wouldnโ€™t and the crew wouldnโ€™t wash their hands properly. They wore gloves and thought they didnโ€™t have to change them!ย 
I couldnโ€™t send them home because they had our shifts cut to a bare bone crew of 2-3 people (so one person taking orders and money and 1-2 making food, and for perspective usually a shift is supposed to run 5-8. This is including the manager too) So I ended up having to quit to make sure my family was safe.
So now tacobell has been advertising free doritos tacos almost every Tuesday under the mask that they care and want to give back during this trying time, but in reality it is just to get more people out to buy their food which will in turn cause the cases to go up and also stress out the already stressed/short staffed crew working.ย 
Fast food chains DO NOT care. They ARE NOT your friend.ย 
: st4nkbu9:

I CAN NOT STRESS THIS ENOUGH ABOUT TACOBELL SPECIFICALLY.
ย I was a manager there this entire year and I had begged my GM to take me off the schedule due to covid-19 to keep my family safe who are immune-compromised. They wouldnโ€™t and the crew wouldnโ€™t wash their hands properly. They wore gloves and thought they didnโ€™t have to change them!ย 
I couldnโ€™t send them home because they had our shifts cut to a bare bone crew of 2-3 people (so one person taking orders and money and 1-2 making food, and for perspective usually a shift is supposed to run 5-8. This is including the manager too) So I ended up having to quit to make sure my family was safe.
So now tacobell has been advertising free doritos tacos almost every Tuesday under the mask that they care and want to give back during this trying time, but in reality it is just to get more people out to buy their food which will in turn cause the cases to go up and also stress out the already stressed/short staffed crew working.ย 
Fast food chains DO NOT care. They ARE NOT your friend.ย 

        

            
            

                
                
                    st4nkbu9:

I CAN NOT STRESS THIS ENOUGH ABOUT TACOBELL SPECIFICALLY.
ย I was a manager there this entire year and I had begged my GM to take me off the schedule due to covid-19 to keep my family safe who are immune-compromised. They wouldnโ€™t and the crew wouldnโ€™t wash their hands properly. They wore gloves and thought they didnโ€™t have to change them!ย 
I couldnโ€™t send them home because they had our shifts cut to a bare bone crew of 2-3 people (so one person taking orders and money and 1-2 making food, and for perspective usually a shift is supposed to run 5-8. This is including the manager too) So I ended up having to quit to make sure my family was safe.
So now tacobell has been advertising free doritos tacos almost every Tuesday under the mask that they care and want to give back during this trying time, but in reality it is just to get more people out to buy their food which will in turn cause the cases to go up and also stress out the already stressed/short staffed crew working.ย 
Fast food chains DO NOT care. They ARE NOT your friend.ย 
: st4nkbu9:

I CAN NOT STRESS THIS ENOUGH ABOUT TACOBELL SPECIFICALLY.
ย I was a manager there this entire year and I had begged my GM to take me off the schedule due to covid-19 to keep my family safe who are immune-compromised. They wouldnโ€™t and the crew wouldnโ€™t wash their hands properly. They wore gloves and thought they didnโ€™t have to change them!ย 
I couldnโ€™t send them home because they had our shifts cut to a bare bone crew of 2-3 people (so one person taking orders and money and 1-2 making food, and for perspective usually a shift is supposed to run 5-8. This is including the manager too) So I ended up having to quit to make sure my family was safe.
So now tacobell has been advertising free doritos tacos almost every Tuesday under the mask that they care and want to give back during this trying time, but in reality it is just to get more people out to buy their food which will in turn cause the cases to go up and also stress out the already stressed/short staffed crew working.ย 
Fast food chains DO NOT care. They ARE NOT your friend.ย 

                    
                
            

            
                
                
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I CAN NOT STRESS THIS ENOUGH ABOUT TACOBELL SPECIFICALLY.
ย I was a manager there this entire year and I had begged my GM to ta...

                
            
            
        

    

    

        
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        readerjohn:

peaceheather:

thequeensphinx:

rollโ€“initiative:

meme-xirl-wonder:

luidilovins:


asundergrowth:

lovelyloseruniverse:

asundergrowth:


vocifersaurus:

abrakafcukyou:

bitterfucked:

breastforce:
how to tell if your worldbuilding is Bad
i didnโ€™t wanna reblog this just cos it doesnโ€™t deserve to get seen but:
a) dwarves donโ€™t share the gender binary that humans use, heterosexual versus homosexual is meaningless to them
b) gnomes have such a predilection towards illusions that gender is primarily based on presentation. because of consistent interaction with humans, they tend towards visually hetero relationships just for sake of public ease but gnomes all know gender is an ilusion
c) halflings are super community oriented. they would be incredibly accepting of homosexuality because frowning on someone for liking a particular gender is counter to community building
d) goblins donโ€™t believe in sexuality they believe in food
e) orcs are 100% butch lesbians and bears. they are totally gay with a small side of being attracted to muscles and soft hairy bellies โ€œbut if theyโ€™re all gay how do they reproduce?โ€ magic rituals motherfucker itโ€™s a fantasy world
f) tieflings never have a predominant culture and tend to ascribe to human values, with a bit of โ€œiโ€™m already an outcast, so anything goesโ€. i donโ€™t wanna say tieflings are super gay just because there is a lot of baggage that comes with the evil demon race being super gay but tieflings are super gay
g) dragonborn carry a lot of draconic values, one of the most notable being vanity. if a dragonbron is gay, they will literally be the embodiment of that โ€œmove, iโ€™m gayโ€ video. taboo my ass just try to stop that dragonborn, theyโ€™ll show you the meaning of flaming
bottom line here is really that if you thought the dnd races were straight you were so wrong. i am going to find you and rub my gay ass on your playerโ€™s handbook


bury me with this post itโ€™s perfect


Goblins donโ€™t believe in sexuality they believe in food. 

Consider: Orcs are like bats. 95% of them are homosexual because the few orcs that ARE straight produce children at insane rates. Because of this, adoption is considered the norm in Orc society. Orcs are unconcerned with lineage and do not take a family name, but rather a clan or tribe name. 


I like this

Straight orcs never stop fucking and its a problem


Are you saying that 95% of bats are gay? 


You canโ€™t argue with the facts. 

โ€œOh yeah, those two are Gnarla and Lorg, they are the Fuckersโ„ขโ€


Holy shit imma show this to my dm and he is just gonna die laughing 



The fuckers

@godkingsanointedย  ย @rapid-artwork: readerjohn:

peaceheather:

thequeensphinx:

rollโ€“initiative:

meme-xirl-wonder:

luidilovins:


asundergrowth:

lovelyloseruniverse:

asundergrowth:


vocifersaurus:

abrakafcukyou:

bitterfucked:

breastforce:
how to tell if your worldbuilding is Bad
i didnโ€™t wanna reblog this just cos it doesnโ€™t deserve to get seen but:
a) dwarves donโ€™t share the gender binary that humans use, heterosexual versus homosexual is meaningless to them
b) gnomes have such a predilection towards illusions that gender is primarily based on presentation. because of consistent interaction with humans, they tend towards visually hetero relationships just for sake of public ease but gnomes all know gender is an ilusion
c) halflings are super community oriented. they would be incredibly accepting of homosexuality because frowning on someone for liking a particular gender is counter to community building
d) goblins donโ€™t believe in sexuality they believe in food
e) orcs are 100% butch lesbians and bears. they are totally gay with a small side of being attracted to muscles and soft hairy bellies โ€œbut if theyโ€™re all gay how do they reproduce?โ€ magic rituals motherfucker itโ€™s a fantasy world
f) tieflings never have a predominant culture and tend to ascribe to human values, with a bit of โ€œiโ€™m already an outcast, so anything goesโ€. i donโ€™t wanna say tieflings are super gay just because there is a lot of baggage that comes with the evil demon race being super gay but tieflings are super gay
g) dragonborn carry a lot of draconic values, one of the most notable being vanity. if a dragonbron is gay, they will literally be the embodiment of that โ€œmove, iโ€™m gayโ€ video. taboo my ass just try to stop that dragonborn, theyโ€™ll show you the meaning of flaming
bottom line here is really that if you thought the dnd races were straight you were so wrong. i am going to find you and rub my gay ass on your playerโ€™s handbook


bury me with this post itโ€™s perfect


Goblins donโ€™t believe in sexuality they believe in food. 

Consider: Orcs are like bats. 95% of them are homosexual because the few orcs that ARE straight produce children at insane rates. Because of this, adoption is considered the norm in Orc society. Orcs are unconcerned with lineage and do not take a family name, but rather a clan or tribe name. 


I like this

Straight orcs never stop fucking and its a problem


Are you saying that 95% of bats are gay? 


You canโ€™t argue with the facts. 

โ€œOh yeah, those two are Gnarla and Lorg, they are the Fuckersโ„ขโ€


Holy shit imma show this to my dm and he is just gonna die laughing 



The fuckers

@godkingsanointedย  ย @rapid-artwork
        

            
            

                
                
                    readerjohn:

peaceheather:

thequeensphinx:

rollโ€“initiative:

meme-xirl-wonder:

luidilovins:


asundergrowth:

lovelyloseruniverse:

asundergrowth:


vocifersaurus:

abrakafcukyou:

bitterfucked:

breastforce:
how to tell if your worldbuilding is Bad
i didnโ€™t wanna reblog this just cos it doesnโ€™t deserve to get seen but:
a) dwarves donโ€™t share the gender binary that humans use, heterosexual versus homosexual is meaningless to them
b) gnomes have such a predilection towards illusions that gender is primarily based on presentation. because of consistent interaction with humans, they tend towards visually hetero relationships just for sake of public ease but gnomes all know gender is an ilusion
c) halflings are super community oriented. they would be incredibly accepting of homosexuality because frowning on someone for liking a particular gender is counter to community building
d) goblins donโ€™t believe in sexuality they believe in food
e) orcs are 100% butch lesbians and bears. they are totally gay with a small side of being attracted to muscles and soft hairy bellies โ€œbut if theyโ€™re all gay how do they reproduce?โ€ magic rituals motherfucker itโ€™s a fantasy world
f) tieflings never have a predominant culture and tend to ascribe to human values, with a bit of โ€œiโ€™m already an outcast, so anything goesโ€. i donโ€™t wanna say tieflings are super gay just because there is a lot of baggage that comes with the evil demon race being super gay but tieflings are super gay
g) dragonborn carry a lot of draconic values, one of the most notable being vanity. if a dragonbron is gay, they will literally be the embodiment of that โ€œmove, iโ€™m gayโ€ video. taboo my ass just try to stop that dragonborn, theyโ€™ll show you the meaning of flaming
bottom line here is really that if you thought the dnd races were straight you were so wrong. i am going to find you and rub my gay ass on your playerโ€™s handbook


bury me with this post itโ€™s perfect


Goblins donโ€™t believe in sexuality they believe in food. 

Consider: Orcs are like bats. 95% of them are homosexual because the few orcs that ARE straight produce children at insane rates. Because of this, adoption is considered the norm in Orc society. Orcs are unconcerned with lineage and do not take a family name, but rather a clan or tribe name. 


I like this

Straight orcs never stop fucking and its a problem


Are you saying that 95% of bats are gay? 


You canโ€™t argue with the facts. 

โ€œOh yeah, those two are Gnarla and Lorg, they are the Fuckersโ„ขโ€


Holy shit imma show this to my dm and he is just gonna die laughing 



The fuckers

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how to tell if your worldbuilding is Bad
i didnโ€™t wanna reblog this just cos it doesnโ€™t deserve to get seen but:
a) dwarves donโ€™t share the gender binary that humans use, heterosexual versus homosexual is meaningless to them
b) gnomes have such a predilection towards illusions that gender is primarily based on presentation. because of consistent interaction with humans, they tend towards visually hetero relationships just for sake of public ease but gnomes all know gender is an ilusion
c) halflings are super community oriented. they would be incredibly accepting of homosexuality because frowning on someone for liking a particular gender is counter to community building
d) goblins donโ€™t believe in sexuality they believe in food
e) orcs are 100% butch lesbians and bears. they are totally gay with a small side of being attracted to muscles and soft hairy bellies โ€œbut if theyโ€™re all gay how do they reproduce?โ€ magic rituals motherfucker itโ€™s a fantasy world
f) tieflings never have a predominant culture and tend to ascribe to human values, with a bit of โ€œiโ€™m already an outcast, so anything goesโ€. i donโ€™t wanna say tieflings are super gay just because there is a lot of baggage that comes with the evil demon race being super gay but tieflings are super gay
g) dragonborn carry a lot of draconic values, one of the most notable being vanity. if a dragonbron is gay, they will literally be the embodiment of that โ€œmove, iโ€™m gayโ€ video. taboo my ass just try to stop that dragonborn, theyโ€™ll show you the meaning of flaming
bottom line here is really that if you thought the dnd races were straight you were so wrong. i am going to find you and rub my gay ass on your playerโ€™s handbook


bury me with this post itโ€™s perfect


Goblins donโ€™t believe in sexuality they believe in food. 

Consider: Orcs are like bats. 95% of them are homosexual because the few orcs that ARE straight produce children at insane rates. Because of this, adoption is considered the norm in Orc society. Orcs are unconcerned with lineage and do not take a family name, but rather a clan or tribe name. 


I like this

Straight orcs never stop fucking and its a problem


Are you saying that 95% of bats are gay? 


You canโ€™t argue with the facts. 

โ€œOh yeah, those two are Gnarla and Lorg, they are the Fuckersโ„ขโ€


Holy shit imma show this to my dm and he is just gonna die laughing 



The fuckers

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The Pope and the Vatican do NOT speak for ALL Christians, NOR do they dictate when Easter happens, thank you very much.
It is STILL the celebration of our Lord Jesus Christโ€™s Resurrection, and as such, is NOT dependant on the word of one mortal man.
The Lord is our Father, NOT Pope Francis.
Yes, I understand WHY he has cancelled Mass/services/whatever at St. Peters, but that does NOT mean he has the AUTHORITY to cancel Easter itself.
Only God Himself could do that, and we ALL know that He wonโ€™t.



Jesus: Stop telling everyone Iโ€™m dead!
Pope (tearfully): Sometimes I can still hear his voice.



How dare you make a reference this funny



Are we all just ignoring the psychopath that took this post seriously



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The Pope and the Vatican do NOT speak for ALL Christians, NOR do they dictate when Easter happens, thank you very much.
It is STILL the celebration of our Lord Jesus Christโ€™s Resurrection, and as such, is NOT dependant on the word of one mortal man.
The Lord is our Father, NOT Pope Francis.
Yes, I understand WHY he has cancelled Mass/services/whatever at St. Peters, but that does NOT mean he has the AUTHORITY to cancel Easter itself.
Only God Himself could do that, and we ALL know that He wonโ€™t.



Jesus: Stop telling everyone Iโ€™m dead!
Pope (tearfully): Sometimes I can still hear his voice.



How dare you make a reference this funny



Are we all just ignoring the psychopath that took this post seriously



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The Pope and the Vatican do NOT speak for ALL Christians, NOR do they dictate when Easter happens, thank you very much.
It is STILL the celebration of our Lord Jesus Christโ€™s Resurrection, and as such, is NOT dependant on the word of one mortal man.
The Lord is our Father, NOT Pope Francis.
Yes, I understand WHY he has cancelled Mass/services/whatever at St. Peters, but that does NOT mean he has the AUTHORITY to cancel Easter itself.
Only God Himself could do that, and we ALL know that He wonโ€™t.



Jesus: Stop telling everyone Iโ€™m dead!
Pope (tearfully): Sometimes I can still hear his voice.



How dare you make a reference this funny



Are we all just ignoring the psychopath that took this post seriously



 yeah
: lavenderek:
infinitywithoutparallel:

dellinah:

full-moon-phoenix:


theancientelementsofharmony1:

dolfinsatdawn:



The Pope and the Vatican do NOT speak for ALL Christians, NOR do they dictate when Easter happens, thank you very much.
It is STILL the celebration of our Lord Jesus Christโ€™s Resurrection, and as such, is NOT dependant on the word of one mortal man.
The Lord is our Father, NOT Pope Francis.
Yes, I understand WHY he has cancelled Mass/services/whatever at St. Peters, but that does NOT mean he has the AUTHORITY to cancel Easter itself.
Only God Himself could do that, and we ALL know that He wonโ€™t.



Jesus: Stop telling everyone Iโ€™m dead!
Pope (tearfully): Sometimes I can still hear his voice.



How dare you make a reference this funny



Are we all just ignoring the psychopath that took this post seriously



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important psa about buns

We raised rabbits when I was a child and my sister gave a rabbit a bath (she was 5) and it died..so heed this instruction.

I wasnโ€™t going to reblog this, but then I realized I might save a rabbit.

This is important guys. If your rabbit gets into something gnarly and you HAVE to bathe them:1. Fill a bowl with warm water.2. Get a washcloth. Put it in the water. Squeeze it out until it is just damn.ย 3. Lightly scrub the dirty area on your bun.4. That is it. DO NOT get your bun wet. Only slightly damp on the part that was dirty.ย (source)

VERY IMPORTANT! SAVE A BUNS LIFE!


Do not bathe your bun!!!!

Boosting!



For Daisy: justwritingscibbles:

mypasteluniverse:

gossamerglitch:

shelbydoesnotpwn:

amazingatheist:

maitaijulie:

aviculor:

important psa about buns

We raised rabbits when I was a child and my sister gave a rabbit a bath (she was 5) and it died..so heed this instruction.

I wasnโ€™t going to reblog this, but then I realized I might save a rabbit.

This is important guys. If your rabbit gets into something gnarly and you HAVE to bathe them:1. Fill a bowl with warm water.2. Get a washcloth. Put it in the water. Squeeze it out until it is just damn.ย 3. Lightly scrub the dirty area on your bun.4. That is it. DO NOT get your bun wet. Only slightly damp on the part that was dirty.ย (source)

VERY IMPORTANT! SAVE A BUNS LIFE!


Do not bathe your bun!!!!

Boosting!



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                    justwritingscibbles:

mypasteluniverse:

gossamerglitch:

shelbydoesnotpwn:

amazingatheist:

maitaijulie:

aviculor:

important psa about buns

We raised rabbits when I was a child and my sister gave a rabbit a bath (she was 5) and it died..so heed this instruction.

I wasnโ€™t going to reblog this, but then I realized I might save a rabbit.

This is important guys. If your rabbit gets into something gnarly and you HAVE to bathe them:1. Fill a bowl with warm water.2. Get a washcloth. Put it in the water. Squeeze it out until it is just damn.ย 3. Lightly scrub the dirty area on your bun.4. That is it. DO NOT get your bun wet. Only slightly damp on the part that was dirty.ย (source)

VERY IMPORTANT! SAVE A BUNS LIFE!


Do not bathe your bun!!!!

Boosting!



For Daisy: justwritingscibbles:

mypasteluniverse:

gossamerglitch:

shelbydoesnotpwn:

amazingatheist:

maitaijulie:

aviculor:

important psa about buns

We raised rabbits when I was a child and my sister gave a rabbit a bath (she was 5) and it died..so heed this instruction.

I wasnโ€™t going to reblog this, but then I realized I might save a rabbit.

This is important guys. If your rabbit gets into something gnarly and you HAVE to bathe them:1. Fill a bowl with warm water.2. Get a washcloth. Put it in the water. Squeeze it out until it is just damn.ย 3. Lightly scrub the dirty area on your bun.4. That is it. DO NOT get your bun wet. Only slightly damp on the part that was dirty.ย (source)

VERY IMPORTANT! SAVE A BUNS LIFE!


Do not bathe your bun!!!!

Boosting!



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mypasteluniverse:

gossamerglitch:

shelbydoesnotpwn:

amazingatheist:

maitaijulie:

aviculor:

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