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Drugs, Funny, and Heaven: promised to take them to his planet Florida couple arrested for selling tickets to heaven 4 A couple in Florida, Tito and Amanda me some money to go to outer space. Watts, were arrested a few days ago for I met an allen named Stevie, who said selling golden tickets to heaven to hundreds of people if I got the cash together he would take me and my wife on his flying saucer to They sold the tickets on the street for his planet that is made entirely of drugs. 599.99 (about sh390,000) per ticket, told You should arrest Jesus because he is the buyers the tickets were made from solid one that gave me the golden tickess. I am gold, and that each ticket reserved thewilling to wear a wire and set Jesus up" buyer a spot in heaven simply present In her police statement, Amanda Watts the ticket at the pearly gates and you are said: "We just wanted to leave carth and in. Tito Watts said in his police statement: anything, Tito sold the golden tickets to "I do not care what the Police say Theheaven. I just watched tickets are solid gold. And it was Jesus Police said they confiscated över who gave them to me behind the KFC S10,000 (sh39m) in cash, drug and told me to sell them so I could get paraphemalia and a baby alligator go to space and do drugs. I did not do e loki-against-onision: manic: loloftheday: If you think the headline is funny, read the article. Reblog if Jesus gave you solid gold tickets to Heaven behind a KFC

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Drugs, Funny, and Heaven: promised to take them to his planet Florida couple arrested for selling tickets to heaven 4 A couple in Florida, Tito and Amanda me some money to go to outer space. Watts, were arrested a few days ago for I met an allen named Stevie, who said selling golden tickets to heaven to hundreds of people if I got the cash together he would take me and my wife on his flying saucer to They sold the tickets on the street for his planet that is made entirely of drugs. 599.99 (about sh390,000) per ticket, told You should arrest Jesus because he is the buyers the tickets were made from solid one that gave me the golden tickess. I am gold, and that each ticket reserved thewilling to wear a wire and set Jesus up" buyer a spot in heaven simply present In her police statement, Amanda Watts the ticket at the pearly gates and you are said: "We just wanted to leave carth and in. Tito Watts said in his police statement: anything, Tito sold the golden tickets to "I do not care what the Police say Theheaven. I just watched tickets are solid gold. And it was Jesus Police said they confiscated över who gave them to me behind the KFC S10,000 (sh39m) in cash, drug and told me to sell them so I could get paraphemalia and a baby alligator go to space and do drugs. I did not do e loki-against-onision: manic: loloftheday: If you think the headline is funny, read the article. Reblog if Jesus gave you solid gold tickets to Heaven behind a KFC

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Animals, Apparently, and Ass: tumblintuck Follow 1r PETA you guys remember when PETA stole people pets off their porches and you guys remember how it came out that PETA kills about 90% of the animals it takes in, including healthy and adoptable puppies and kittens, stating We could become a no-kill shelter immediately. It means we wouldn't do as much work"? you guys remember when PETA advocated killing all pit bulls for the crime of being pit bulls? you guys remember when PETA handed out these comics to children when there you guys remember when they made a porn site and then filled it with videos of animal abuse, and (also in that link) claimed cats should be vegetarian? you guys remember when PETA lied about sheep shearing, got caught, and defended the lie as true even after they admitted the sheep in their picture wasn't even real? you guys remember when they tried to excuse their horrifying ways by claiming that the person who exposed them was manipulating the facts by taking them and putting them in the wrong context? Because I remember. I remember everything And I'm gonna make sure everyone else test Why would they kill pit bulls they're sweeties Because PETA does not care about animals. they do not care that these dogs live and breathe and feel and want love like every other dog. they do not care about the history of human/dog bonding and co-evolution, they do not care that dogs and human beings have relied on each other for millennia, they do not care that its cruel and morally repugnant to put down an animal just because you can, they do not care about animals. PETA cares about money and publicity, its a corporation run by a psychopath who is afraid of pitts as it states in the ink: she was apparently bit by one, and now she hates them. PETA doesn't give a rats ass about animals. They just want to kill and make money off of idiots who fall of their spiel. testi Some celebs support them i-n-m-h ah c'mon, dear-tumb1r, I think you're being a bit harsh. I mean, okay, PETA'S done some questionable things, but it's not like they've also -spread false information about milk causing autism based on outdated -used holocaust imagery to compare the meat industry to concentration camps -used a young man's brutal death as a way to say "yeah that's awful but it happens to animals every day and nobody cares about that" (tw: no pictures but the way the guy died is described and it is really horrible) -dressed up in KKK robes and protested outside of the Westminister Dog Show to protest breeding/pure bred dogs (tw: racism) -offered to pay the water bill for literally the poorest neighborhood in Detroit if and only if they all went vegan for a month (tw: self-righteous shitheads) -and they definitely didn't have two of their workers accept perfectly healthy animals from an animal hospital, with the implication that they would give them good homes, clarify that these animals were all healthy and well-tempered, and then euthanized them all in the back of a kill-van before dumping their dead bodies behind a grocery store (tw PICTURES OF DEAD ANIMALS, animal death) -and they totally didn't get off pretty much scot-free for it because PETA has oads of money and lawyers to defend themselves, which coincidentally might be why the Cerate family hasn't seen justice for their kidnapped and murdered dog, Maya. (tw: animal death) Nah. PETA's not that bad. /the heaviest of all my fucking sarcasm, I am salty as a fucking winter road, lord do l fucking hate PETA) Did you think i was fucking joking, PETA? I will make sure everyone fucking remembers what you've done. 1r Bringing it back, because it's charity season and people need to know NOT to give charity to these fuckers. Source 12,250 notesD Friendly reminder about PETA
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Animals, Apparently, and Ass: E tumblintuck Follow dear-tumb1r PETA you guys remember when PETA stole people pets off their porches and you guys remember how it came out that PETA kills about 90% of the animals it takes in, including healthy and adoptable puppies and kittens, stating " We could become a no-kill shelter immediately. It means we wouldn't do as much work"? you guys remember when PETA advocated killing all pit bulls for the crime of being pit bulls? you guys remember when PETA handed out these comics to children when there you guys remember when they made a porn site and then filled it with videos of animal abuse, and (also in that link) claimed cats should be vegetarian? you guys remember when PETA lied about sheep shearing, got caught, and defended the lie as true even after they admitted the sheep in their picture you guys remember when they tried to excuse their horrifying ways by claiming that the person who exposed them was manipulating the facts by taking them and putting them in the wrong context? Because I remember. I remember everything. And I'm gonna make sure everyone else too. testingforcake23 Why would they kill pit bulls they're Because PETA does not care about animals. they do not care that these dogs live and breathe and feel and want love like every other dog. they do not care about the history of human/dog bonding and co-evolution, they do not care that dogs and human beings have relied on each other for millennia, they do not care that its cruel and morally repugnant to put down an animal just because you can, they do not care about animals. PETA cares about money and publicity, who is afraid of pitts as it states in the link: she was apparently bit by one, and now she hates them. PETA doesn't give a rats ass about animals. They just want to kill and make money off of idiots who fall of their spiel. testingforcake23 Some celebs support them ah c'mon, dear-tumbir, I think you're being a bit harsh. I mean, okay, PETA's some not like they've also -spread false information about milk causing autism based on outdated bullshit information used holocaust imagery to compare the meat industry to concentration camps (no pictures) used a young man's brutal death as a way to say "yeah that's awful but it happens to animals every day and nobody cares about that" (tw: no pictures but the way the guy died is described and it is really horrible) -dressed up in KKK robes and protested outside of the Westminister Dog Show to protest breeding/pure bred dogs (tw: racism) offered to pay the water bill for literally the poorest neighborhood in Detroit if and only if they all went vegan for a month (tw: self-righteous shitheads) -and they definitely didn't have two of their workers accept perfectly healthy animals from an animal hospital, with the implication that they would give them good homes, clarify that these animals were all healthy and well-tempered, and then euthanized them all in the back of a kill-van before dumping their dead bodies behind a grocery store (tw: PICTURES OF DEAD ANIMALS, animal and they totally didn't get off pretty much scot-free for it because PETA has loads of money and lawyers to defend themselves, which coincidentally might be why the Cerate family hasn't seen justice for their kidnapped and murdered dog, Maya.(tw: animal death) Nah. PETA's not that bad. /the heaviest of all my fucking sarcasm, am salty as a fucking winter road, lord do lfucking hate PETA) dear-tumb1r Did you think i was fucking joking, PETA? I will make sure everyone fucking remembers what you've done. Bringing it back, because it's charity season and people need to know NOT to give charity to these fuckers. Source: dear-tumbir 312,250 notes > Just a reminder this holiday season, spread the word.
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Drugs, Funny, and Heaven: promised to take them to his planet Florida couple arrested for selling tickets to heaven A couple in Florida, Tito and Amanda me some money to go to outer space Watts, were arrested a few days ago for I met an alien named Stevie, who sald selling golden tickets to heaven to hu They sold the tickets on the street for his planet that is made entirely of drugs 99.99 (about sh390,000) per ticket, told You should arrest lesus because he is the if I got the cash together he woulkd take me and my wife on his lying saucer to s of the tickets were made from sold one that gave me the golden tickets. I anm and that each ticket reserved the willing to wear a wire and set lesus up uyer a spot in heaven simply present In her police statement, Amanda Warts the ticket at the pearly gates and you are said: "We just wanted to leave earth and in. Tho Watts said in his police statement "T do not care what the Police say, The heaven. I just watched tickets are solid gold. And it was Jesus Police said they coniscaned over who gave them to me behind the KPC 10,000 (sh39m) in cash, drug and told me to sell them so I could get paraphemalia and a baby aligator go to space and do drugs. I did not do anything Tho sold the golden tickets o loloftheday If you think the headline is funny, read the article. <p><a href="http://memehumor.net/post/175916056428/floridians-at-it-again" class="tumblr_blog">memehumor</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>Floridians at it again</p></blockquote>

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Ass, Dude, and Facebook: with hrs When your mom kicks you out of the house, thanks a lot family' my ass! Like Comment dude you okay? if you need a place to crash u can stay here Like Reply- 19 hrs l message you later bro, and thanks 4having my back! just so pissed off cuz family are meant to have my back but they dont Like Reply O1-18 hrs icked you out of the house because your littie sister is pregnant and you are the father. You are a disgrace and after i respond to this silly status i am blocking you of facebook and you are never allowed back in my home again!! how can you even have the audacity to post this?? you are not my son anymore you are fucking dead to me. im disqusted with u Like Reply 50 15hrs wtmom do u realise how u hve made me feel? U have just fucking outed all of our personal shit out into the open n u think thts okay? Fuck u I dnt even fucking care if Im dead to u what happened is between Jessie an l and we explained everything tht happened u should have my back ur meant to be my mom and u are treating me like a fuckin criminal Like Reply O 2 10 hrs 履ㄧ ' - area criminal did di you comitted incest and not to mention your little sister is 15 and u are 31 ITS FUCKING DISGUSTING am ashamed i cant even show myself in the grocery store or anything because i feel so embarrassed u have ruined this family and ruined your sisters life & i do not care if the whole world sees this status because u dont deserve any sympathy i wish i never gave birth to you!! Like Reply 096 7 hrs ittster Write a reply what the fuck Like . Reply 20-4 hrs memehumor: Son gets kicked out of the house, makes a post about it on Facebook, gets outed by mother.
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Church, Desperate, and God: Monique Thebo the catholic church artificially inflates the scarcity of holy water, for they can bless an entire aquifer, but refuse to, for they do not care about the banishment of demons but the power they hold by maintaininga monopoly on holy water 1:20 PM-6 May 2018 3 Retweets 7 Likes follow for more sick burns against the catholic church https://twitter.com/grapholect volnixshin We need an anarchist priest to go rogue and bless the entire ocean the-lincolnshire-poacher The actual limit is that a priest can only bless water that they can see. Also blessing the ocean is inadvisable because then you'd have holy water full of fish shit which is seen as being kind of disrespectful to the concept of holy water. Also-also they don't "artificially inflate" the scarcity of holy water because... it's free? You're not supposed to accept money for it at all ever? If there's a priest out there selling holy water, that's against the rules justsomeantifas SOUNDS LIKE CONVENIENT BIG CATHOLIC PROPAGANDA moonlandingwasfaked pure water" is more desirable but in "desperate situations where a priest is unavailable" anyone can make holy water envizib Tbh I was complaining about this to my mom the other day. They give out little bottles of holy water at my church and they're so f****** stingy with it. Like stop being selfish with that holy water before I tell God on you justsomeantifas finally someones talking about the issues smh regthelion what are y'all trying to do with all this holy water? justsomeantifas nperov.com THE DEMONS ARE ONTO US. ABORT MISSION Source: justsomeantifas 505 notes The Holy Water Monopoly
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Bad, Be Like, and Church: Graham Allen @GrahamAllen_1 If you want me to apologize for talking about Jesus..never gonna happen If you are upset because you found out believe in Jesus....l don't care Hating me because of my faith when all you thought I did was Rant from a Dear Everyone, It has come to my attention that many people have a problem with me talking about Jesus on my new show..... Some even going as far to say...”If I continue to talk about Jesus they will unfollow me” To that I say refer to the picture below and to let me be very clear in my next few words..... To anyone that enjoys my videos, my political points of view, my opinions on parenting, our future generations, what our country needs to be “Great Again” etc......BUT you have a problem with me talking about Jesus?! I DO NOT CARE AND I AM NOT ASHAMED!! You see this is my show and my page and I’ll talk about what I want to talk about when I want to talk about it.....politics, pop culture, sports, rednecks, and yes even Jesus! We live in a world more concerned about what bathroom their child will use✔️ Feelings being more important than facts✔️ Whether or not our Constitution is up for debate✔️ Parents being friends instead of parents✔️ But God Forbid we use the “J” Word...... You see I LOVE Jesus and like sooo many I agree that Religion and the Common Church have their issues that have left a bad taste in sooo many peoples mouths....but to hate the fact that I believe in Jesus simply because all you thought I was capable of Doing was performing in front of a camera and Rant for your entertainment?! Lol I wonder what it must be like to be as awesome as you are and as perfect as you claim to be?! See I’m not perfect man or Christian and I never will be....which is why I choose to be down with Jesus because I’ve learned that people kinda suck..... So in closing I say this: If you have a problem with me talking about Jesus.......you are free to leave because I don’t plan on stopping. God Bless -Graham🇺🇸 sorrynotsorry daily truth faith jesus

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Butthurt, Children, and Family: owen cyclops@Westernlde... 2h d if someone breaks into your house with a gun, you...? Andrew Fallows @kaldrenon Replying to @Westernldentity @AussieWhisperL and 2 others Get between them and my loved ones, try to talk them down, and die with a clean conscience if they kill me. <p><a href="https://science-officer-lecter.tumblr.com/post/172435918806/gaylibertariansc-sindri42" class="tumblr_blog">science-officer-lecter</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="https://gaylibertariansc.tumblr.com/post/172423268100/sindri42-equestrianrepublican-celticpyro" class="tumblr_blog">gaylibertariansc</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="http://sindri42.tumblr.com/post/172234325162/equestrianrepublican-celticpyro" class="tumblr_blog">sindri42</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://equestrianrepublican.tumblr.com/post/172227911786/celticpyro-thepoliticalhippie" class="tumblr_blog">equestrianrepublican</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://celticpyro.tumblr.com/post/172227854259/thepoliticalhippie-the-armed-utahn" class="tumblr_blog">celticpyro</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://thepoliticalhippie.tumblr.com/post/172216888067/the-armed-utahn-polyxxena-magamanstuff" class="tumblr_blog">thepoliticalhippie</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="https://the-armed-utahn.tumblr.com/post/172210733616/polyxxena-magamanstuff-never-ever-go-full" class="tumblr_blog">the-armed-utahn</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://polyxxena.tumblr.com/post/172210699942/magamanstuff-never-ever-go-full-liberal" class="tumblr_blog">polyxxena</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="https://magamanstuff.tumblr.com/post/171492856074/never-ever-go-full-liberal" class="tumblr_blog">magamanstuff</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>Never, ever, go full liberal.</p></blockquote> <figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="270" data-orig-width="480" data-tumblr-attribution="desingyouruniverse:O3B8zeCP24ORepPoTdJl6Q:Zqw55y2FiCwzw"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/ed3dda45f6013dc6a28b71b724c81a72/tumblr_ohz2kx8dWx1qe8lb8o1_500.gif" data-orig-height="270" data-orig-width="480"/></figure></blockquote> <p>What the fuck </p> </blockquote> <p>So this person would let themselves and their entire family die to save a murderous criminal and he’s the righteous one?? Because if I let my children die I would never die with a clean conscience. What kind of loser weenie is this</p> </blockquote> <p>Shoot the criminal with a clean conscience knowing I saved me and my loved ones. <br/></p> </blockquote> <p>Leftism, not even once.</p> </blockquote> <p>You can tell they’re a narcissist because they literally do not care what happens in a world without themself in it. They want to die knowing they never killed somebody, and they don’t give a fuck what happens to the people standing behind them when their own body hits the floor because hey, no more consequences!</p> </blockquote> <p>Pathetic. Truly pathetic. If you wouldn’t fight to protect your children you don’t deserve them.</p></blockquote> <p>The amount of butthurt right wingers is hilarious. You all were just shown how to be a honest and brave person. Yet you don’t like it, because it doesn’t fit your agenda. </p></blockquote> <p>“Letting your family be murdered is honest and brave“</p><h1>LEFTISM: NOT. EVEN. ONCE.</h1>
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