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Bad, Horses, and Life: Why tock-tick does not sound right to your ears ver wondered why we say tick-tock, not tock-tick, or ding-dong, not dong ding; King Kong, not Kong King? Turns out it is one of the unwritten rules of English that na- tive speakers know without knowing gin-material-purposenoun. So you can have a lovely little old rectangular green French silver whittling knife. But if you mess with that word order in theslightest you'll sound like a maniac The rule, explains a BBC article, is: "If there are three words then the order has to go I, A, O. If there are two words then the first is I and the sec- ond is either A or O. Mish- mash, chit-chat, dilly-dally, shilly-shally tip top, hip-hop, flip-flop, tic tac, sing song, ding dong, King Kong, ping pong That explains why we say little green men" not "green little men," but Big Bad Wolf" sounds like a gross violation of the opinion (bad)-size (big) noun (wolf)" order It won't though, if you recall the first rule about the I-A-O order That rule seems inviolable: "All four of a horse's feet make exactly the same sound. But we always, always say clip-clop, nev There's another unwrittern rule at work in the name Little Red Riding Hood, says the article. er clop-clip." This rule even has a techni cal name, if you care to know it- therule of ablaut reduplica- tion -but then life is simpler knowing that we know the rule "Adjectives in English abso- lutely have to be in this order opinion-size-age-shape-colour-ori- without knowing it. PLAY IT BY EAR: If a word sequence sounds wrong, it is probably wrong For more: BBC
Fucking, Love, and Smell: Hinge Hinge 5 5 Cunt Chewing Chuck Cunt Chewing Chuck Some backstory to this morning's events. I normally don't flush after l used the bathroom in the morning because l know that I'm gonna clean out the toothpaste and hair from the sink with toilet tissue and put it in the toilet. So l figure that I just flush it all at once to conserve water, unless I take an exceptionally large bowel movement, In that case I'll flush when l'm done So morning onto this morning. All did was uriniate, so needless to say I didn't flush. I go about my business and brush my teeth.l clean the toothbrush and sink and toss the tissue into the toilet. Then I love onto my hair. l'll spare your all of the details, but I'm brushing the sides and back of my hair where it's faded. While I'm brushing I somehow lose my grip on the brush. It falls down one side of the sink and picks up enough momentum to launch out the other side of the sink and land in my toilet seat. It bounced off one side of the seat, went across the bowl and bounced off that side of the seat and into the bowl. I retrieved the brush and placed it into warm soapy water so that it could soak while I was at work. I was in the say I didn't flush. I go about my business and brush my teeth. [ clean the toothbrush and sink and toss the tissue into the toilet. Then I love onto my hair. I'll spare your all of the details, but I'm brushing the sides and back of my hair where it's faded. While I'm brushing I somehow lose my grip on the brush. It falls down one side of the sink and picks up enough momentum to launch out the other side of the sink and land in my toilet seat. It bounced off one side of the seat, went across the bow and bounced off that side of the seat and into the bowl. I retrieved the brush and placed it into warm soapy water so that it could soak while I was at work. I was in the toilet for less than 5 seconds and it does not smell like urine. So my question for you is should I still use this brush? Pls fucking no. I'll buy you a $5 brush on second thought, I feel like dookie hair is fine Nice Text Message Text Message
Books, Children, and Clothes: Tips to look after your husband (Extract from 1950 Home Economics Book) Listen to him Have dinner ready Prepare the children Plan ahead, even the night Take a fewminutes to wash the You may have a nsa thines to before, to have a delicious meal chidren's hands and faces (f tell him, but the msb cof his on time. This is a way of letting they are small), comb their hair, arrief is nos the time. Let him him know that you have been and if necessary change their talk first. thinking about him and are clothes. They are little Most men are hungry when see them playing the part Never complain if he does not concerned about his needs. treasures and he would like to Make the evening his take yau out to dinner or to other p of entertainment they come home and the prospects of a good meal are Minimise all noise part of the warm welcome At the time of his arrival, Instead, try to understand his neeced eliminate all noise of washer, world of strain and pressure. drier dishwasher or vacuum. his need to come home and Try to encourage the children relax. Prepare yourself Take 15 minutes to rest so you to be quiet Be happy to see will be refreshed when he him. Greet him with a warm The goal arrives. Touch up your make smile and be glad to see him. Ty to make your home a place up, put a ribbon in your hair and be fresh looking. He has just Some don'ts been with a lot of work weary Don't greet him with problems body and spirit. people Bea little gay andalittle or complaints. Don't complain more interesting. His boring if he's late for dinner. Count this day may need a lift. of peace and order where your husband can renew himself in as minor compared with what he might have gone through that day. Clear away the clutter Make one last trip through the main part of the house just Make him comfortable before your husband arrives, Have him lean back in a gathering up school books, comfortable chair or suggest he toys, paper etc. Then run a dust lie down in the bedroom. Have cloth over the tables. Yo a cool or warm drink ready for husband will feel he has him. Arrange his pillow and reached a haven of rest and offer to take off his shoes order, and it will give you a lift Speak in a low, soft, soothing too. and pleasant voice. Allow him to relax-unwind
Amazon, Bad, and Birthday: [Return] [Catalog] [Bottom] [Update] [Auto] File: sad pepe.png (75 KB, 658x901) Anonymous 07/18/18(Wed)19:59:16 No.774696960 >be me age 15 >all my friends at school are vaping >like everyone >decide to join in and eventually decide to get my own pen >i come up with a great plan to order one without my mum knowing >i order it in gift wrapping and say it gift for my friends birthday soon she buys it >was due to arrive the day my mum is out of town FUCKYES.jpg >i add a note to leave it in a bush by my door for when i get home from school the day comes when it should deliver and i get an email from amazon >"your package cannot be delivered today and should arrive tomorrow by 2pm" >my mm gets back tomorrow >oshitoshitoshitoshitoshit >the next day comes and im tracking my order on my phone >it arrives at home no message from my mum all is quud >later on in the day i get told by the principle that i got caught on security cameras playing on a train track on a school trip >oshitoshitoshitoshit >get suspended for 3 days >go home >tell my mum she freaks out >like bad >i can literally hear her voice reaching all the way around the earth and entering my other ear >then she whips out an amazon package >OSHITOSHITOSHITOSHIT >"care to explain what this is?" FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCK >"uhh its for a friend" >"which friend?" "who are his parents?" >FUCK >i make up a new friend who's parents she wouldn't have met before >then she calls up the school asking about "harry" who does not exist FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCK >she then starts to tell the school about a vape pen i ordered for "harry" >the princepal calls for a school-wide investigation about vaping >literally half of my year and all my friends get suspended >mfw somehow everyone knows it was me >mfw i literally suspended half my year, got suspended and got caught with £50 worth of vape shit >mfw i end up gettig expelled because i was suspended twice in 1 week