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The story of my love life: File: 1366865205735 png (359 KB, 500x500, 1366428024192.png) KB Anonymous (ID: Zsp6Glig) 04/25/13 (Thu)00:46:45 No.475373616 Replies 224753740 Today am going to tell you what I am most afraid of.... here we go. Be me Be about a 610 Just move into a new neighborhood and have no friends >Be outside mowing the lawn when random dog runs up to me Look up and a 9/10 is running after it >Help her get dog back, introduce ourselves Become very good friends Eventually begin dating >Fast forward about two months Β»New girl moves in beh about a 7/10, would boink >Try to be polite and introduce myself to new girl >New girl and start to become friends too, even though she seems a little odd Tell her i have a girlfriend, can see she is (iterally) insanely jealous Fast forward two more weeks >Start to see less and less of my girlfriend and at the same time new girl starts to become even more of a psycho bitch Fast forward 4 days >Get a random Facebook message from my girlfriend saying that 7/10 threatened to kill my girlfriend if she ever talked to me again >wtf jpeg Fast forward one more week Do not hear or see either girl sinoe that message on facebook, start growing very worried >Random knock on my door, Its the cops Shows me picture of two girls asking if know them Say yes, getting more worried Β»Cops tell me that 710 committed suicide and remains of my girlfriend showed up in her stomach during the autopsy TL DR why was the 6 afraid of the 7? Because 7 ate 9 The story of my love life
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