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best-of-funny: spookyibukimioda: dragonlight: titenoute: isthiswittyenoughforyou: perpetualvelocity: The laST ONE HAROLD REMEMBERED TO PUT ON HIS SASSY PANTS TODAY The one with George Washington is priceless. I like Clyde’s and Millie’s. winnie is my fricking patronus X: KIDS VS. TEACHER... TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America. MARIA: Here it is. TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America? CLASS: Maria. TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? You told me to do it without using JOHN: tables. TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?" K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L' GLENN: TEACHER: No, that's wrong GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it. (I Love this kid) TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water? DONALD: HIJKLMNO. TEACHER: What are you talking a bout? DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O. TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. Me! WINNIE: TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty? Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground GLEN: than you are. TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I..' I is.. No, Millie... Always say, 'l am.' All right... 'I am the ninth letter of MILLIE: TEACHER: MILLIE: the alphabet.' TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him? Because George still had the axe in LOUIS: his hand. TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating? No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a SIMON: good cook. TEACHER: Clyde, your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his? No, sir. It's the same dog. CLYDE : TEACHER: Harold, how do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? HAROLD: A teacher best-of-funny: spookyibukimioda: dragonlight: titenoute: isthiswittyenoughforyou: perpetualvelocity: The laST ONE HAROLD REMEMBERED TO PUT ON HIS SASSY PANTS TODAY The one with George Washington is priceless. I like Clyde’s and Millie’s. winnie is my fricking patronus X

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<p><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TLMiLwwDI3U" target="_blank"><strong>Web Exclusive Interview: Chris Cornell on &ldquo;Footsteps&rdquo; and Pearl Jam</strong></a></p> <p>Chris Cornell&rsquo;s performance of &ldquo;Footsteps&rdquo; with the Avett Brothers kicks off Late Night&rsquo;s Pearl Jam week tonight. &ldquo;Footsteps&rdquo; was released by Pearl Jam as the B-side to the &ldquo;Jeremy&rdquo; single in 1992, just as the band was exploding in popularity. What few people realized at the time was that the same music, but with different lyrics, had previously been released as a song called &ldquo;Times of Trouble&rdquo; on an album from the band Temple of the Dog in 1991. Temple of the Dog was a one-off studio collaboration between Cornell and the non-singing members of the band that would become Pearl Jam, who had all been friends for many years having grown up in Seattle. Temple of the Dog was inspired by the death of their mutual friend Andrew Wood, the lead singer of the Seattle band Mother Love Bone, which featured Jeff Ament and Stone Gossard in the years before Pearl Jam.</p> <p>It was during the Temple of the Dog sessions that Ament and Gossard first recorded with Eddie Vedder, who had come to Seattle to audition for the band that Pearl Jam would become. Cornell and Vedder also became lifelong friends after that meeting. As such, &ldquo;Footsteps&rdquo; is like an alternate history version of &ldquo;Times of Trouble&rdquo; from &ldquo;Temple of the Dog,&rdquo; which in some ways birthed Pearl Jam as a band.</p> <p>Check out Late Night tonight and catch Chris and the Avett Brothers performing &ldquo;Footsteps&rdquo;. </p>: <p><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TLMiLwwDI3U" target="_blank"><strong>Web Exclusive Interview: Chris Cornell on &ldquo;Footsteps&rdquo; and Pearl Jam</strong></a></p> <p>Chris Cornell&rsquo;s performance of &ldquo;Footsteps&rdquo; with the Avett Brothers kicks off Late Night&rsquo;s Pearl Jam week tonight. &ldquo;Footsteps&rdquo; was released by Pearl Jam as the B-side to the &ldquo;Jeremy&rdquo; single in 1992, just as the band was exploding in popularity. What few people realized at the time was that the same music, but with different lyrics, had previously been released as a song called &ldquo;Times of Trouble&rdquo; on an album from the band Temple of the Dog in 1991. Temple of the Dog was a one-off studio collaboration between Cornell and the non-singing members of the band that would become Pearl Jam, who had all been friends for many years having grown up in Seattle. Temple of the Dog was inspired by the death of their mutual friend Andrew Wood, the lead singer of the Seattle band Mother Love Bone, which featured Jeff Ament and Stone Gossard in the years before Pearl Jam.</p> <p>It was during the Temple of the Dog sessions that Ament and Gossard first recorded with Eddie Vedder, who had come to Seattle to audition for the band that Pearl Jam would become. Cornell and Vedder also became lifelong friends after that meeting. As such, &ldquo;Footsteps&rdquo; is like an alternate history version of &ldquo;Times of Trouble&rdquo; from &ldquo;Temple of the Dog,&rdquo; which in some ways birthed Pearl Jam as a band.</p> <p>Check out Late Night tonight and catch Chris and the Avett Brothers performing &ldquo;Footsteps&rdquo;. </p>

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sj-circlejerk: jonaki: bravelittletoreador: pettyartist: lxndr5: lord-kitschener: The teeth are different because humans ate different forms of prey and caught them differently. A tiger needs its teeth to hold onto struggling prey, while humans have more usable limbs. also CATS CANNOT BE VEGAN THEY ARE OBLIGATE CARNIVORES AND IF YOU MAKE THEM LIVE ON PLANTS YOU WILL FORCE THEM TO GO BLIND AND DIE FOR THE SAKE OF SHOWING HOW MUCH YOU CARE ABOUT ANIMALS CATS CANNOT BE VEGAN CATS CANNOT BE VEGAN  Jesus Christ, yeah no, cats can never be vegetarian or vegan jesus goddamn motherfucker. CATS NEED TAURINE CATS NEED TAURINE FROM MEAT PROTEINS DO NOT MAKE YOUR CAT EAT A VEGETARIAN/VEGAN DIET Cannot reblog this enough. Cats can not produce the amino acid taurine in their bodies. They must get it from their diet, or they will go blind and die, slowly and horribly. You have the ability and the right to choose a vegan or vegetarian life style and people should respect that choice. Your pet does not have that ability, and can not make that choice. Please do not force it on them, any more than you would allow someone to force a diet not of your choosing on you. If you find it morally objectionable to feed your pets food containing animal products, then perhaps you should consider choosing an herbivorous pet such as a rabbit or other small rodent. For the same reason I can’t keep snakes, even though I think they’re beautiful, because I can not handle their diet, if you can not handle feeding your cat animal products, you should find it a home with someone who can. cats and dogs can be vegan too because humans prepare their food how can someone even conceive of something as mind-numbingly stupid as this sentence also, defining a species’ diet based on the shape of their teeth? wow that’s some einstein shit right here Feeding carnivorous pets a vegan diet should constitute as animal cruelty and people who do so should lose the right to own pets. : Tiger Canine Human Canine Herbivore carnivore GET OVER IT High-res Important: Dogs and cats can be vegan, too, because humans prepare their food. We have bred them and are responsible for them. (We should stop breeding and liberate them, but) nutritionally complete and tasty vegan dog and cat food is a real and great option. Tigers and other wild animals have to fend for themselves and they are just as good as any other animals. sj-circlejerk: jonaki: bravelittletoreador: pettyartist: lxndr5: lord-kitschener: The teeth are different because humans ate different forms of prey and caught them differently. A tiger needs its teeth to hold onto struggling prey, while humans have more usable limbs. also CATS CANNOT BE VEGAN THEY ARE OBLIGATE CARNIVORES AND IF YOU MAKE THEM LIVE ON PLANTS YOU WILL FORCE THEM TO GO BLIND AND DIE FOR THE SAKE OF SHOWING HOW MUCH YOU CARE ABOUT ANIMALS CATS CANNOT BE VEGAN CATS CANNOT BE VEGAN  Jesus Christ, yeah no, cats can never be vegetarian or vegan jesus goddamn motherfucker. CATS NEED TAURINE CATS NEED TAURINE FROM MEAT PROTEINS DO NOT MAKE YOUR CAT EAT A VEGETARIAN/VEGAN DIET Cannot reblog this enough. Cats can not produce the amino acid taurine in their bodies. They must get it from their diet, or they will go blind and die, slowly and horribly. You have the ability and the right to choose a vegan or vegetarian life style and people should respect that choice. Your pet does not have that ability, and can not make that choice. Please do not force it on them, any more than you would allow someone to force a diet not of your choosing on you. If you find it morally objectionable to feed your pets food containing animal products, then perhaps you should consider choosing an herbivorous pet such as a rabbit or other small rodent. For the same reason I can’t keep snakes, even though I think they’re beautiful, because I can not handle their diet, if you can not handle feeding your cat animal products, you should find it a home with someone who can. cats and dogs can be vegan too because humans prepare their food how can someone even conceive of something as mind-numbingly stupid as this sentence also, defining a species’ diet based on the shape of their teeth? wow that’s some einstein shit right here Feeding carnivorous pets a vegan diet should constitute as animal cruelty and people who do so should lose the right to own pets.
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echelonsohma: nowtheresanideaalfrey: … These kids will rule the world. THE LAST ONE THO. : A 1st grade school teacher had twenty-six students in her class. She presented each child in her classroom the 1st half of a well-known proverb and asked them to come up with the remainder of the proverb. It's hard to believe these were actually done by first graders. Don't change horses until they stop running. 2. Strike while the 3. It's always darkest before 4. Never underestimate the power of 5. You can lead a horse to water but 6. Don't bite the hand that 7. No news is 8. A miss is as good as a 9. You can't teach an old dog new 10. If you lic down with dogs, you'll 11. Love all, trust 12. The pen is mightier than the 13. An idle mind is 14. Where there's smoke there's 15. Happy the bride who 16. A penny saved is 17. Two's company, three's 18. Don't put off tll tomorrow what 19. Laugh and the whole world laughs with you, cry and you have to blow your nose. 20. There are none so blind as 21. Children should be seen and not 22. If at first you don't succeed 23. You get out of something only what you 24. When the blind lead the blind 25. A bird in the hand And the WINNER and last one! 26. Better late than bug is closc. Daylight Saving Time. termites. how? looks dirty. impossible. Mr. math. stink in the morning. me. pigs. the best way to relax. pollution. gets all the presents. not much. the Musketeers. you put on to go to bed. Stevic Wonder. spanked or grounded. get new batteries. see in the picture on the box. get out of the way. is going to poop on you. pregnant. VIA 9GAG.COM echelonsohma: nowtheresanideaalfrey: … These kids will rule the world. THE LAST ONE THO.

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mellmonsterbunni: hetaliaddiction: the-whale-incident: shinymagicbuttonofdoom: Sometimes I wonder what drugs everyone is on. And then I just shrug and accept it. what are u smoking i want some too Yes hello I would like one glass of marijuana, no ice what is even life: thedrearydeer have you ever realized that the eyebrow hair on a dog never ends dogs are covered in eyebrow hair dogs are walking eyebrows they are eyebrows Source: thedrearydeer 61,211 notesEC tffnyblws: thesharpestdildos what if you were in school and the entire cast of icarlys dead bodies just fell from the ceiling and all you heard was "rANdOOOOOM DANCİgNGN" WHAT THE FUCK ARE U EV EN TAL K IN G AB OUT Source: thesharpestdildos 434 notes eloquentvibes; clavid: on the bright side i am not addicted to crack cocaine On the downside I'm too poor to afford one. one crack cocaine hello drug dealer yes i would like to purchase one crack cocaine please debit or credit I actually have a gift card Source: clavid 576,111 notes Source: catholicnun furr catholicnun Someone please sum up what I need to know for chemistry and h20, a2+b2 c2, oui oui baguette eiffel tower, obama 11,391 notes tennants-hair broman a bicycle is the acoustic version of a motorcycle what the fuck is everyone on this site taking 206,779 notes mellmonsterbunni: hetaliaddiction: the-whale-incident: shinymagicbuttonofdoom: Sometimes I wonder what drugs everyone is on. And then I just shrug and accept it. what are u smoking i want some too Yes hello I would like one glass of marijuana, no ice what is even life
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