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Ass, Booty, and Bruh: When she come over to apologize for spazzing on you but nows not a good time cause you cheating Fellas don't you hate when you abouT to give the best dick to the girl of your dreams and your girlfriend shows up? When your girl get you so mad you go out and cheat just to blow some steem off. Now before I go into this story let me give you the back story of what has transpired. I was ready to filet Ming Bong my girl pussy with the most elegant strokes of the tongue that even Shakespeare couldn't compare. I'm going down when I hear her stomach squealing. She probably hungry. if the head game A1 I might let her grab something that's not on the dollar menu. I'm bout to start going in when a fart slips out her booty cheeks and floats it's way up her pussy lips. Boy was bout to go hungry hippo but she hit me with a gas bomb. I was done after that I got PTSD from pussy eating. I got up and left her ass. We are not on talking terms. Few days later I'm bout to get some play from this one hoe I saw posting about her boyfriend on Facebook. Facebook the easiest way to see who needs local dick.My Door bell rings. My momma not suppose to be home for another few hours. I look through the window blinds and it's my girl. I hate when people come to the crib uninvited.i crack the door and began to act fake sick. *fake cough* "hey what's up?" "Baby I'm so sorry can I come in so we can talk?". "nah the way my stomach set up I'm not feeling so good".i try shutting the dirt she out her whole foot in the door. I said "let's talk about it and get food". My girl wasn't sorry she was hungry stay woke kings when dealing with these females. From the other room "Come take this ass". I was done bruh. Do people not have manners at other peoples house. It's too late to play dumb. My shorty goes in the room and sees the side piece. I've never seen two woman work together to take down a man. Feminism is a powerful thing. They pulled out more receipts than a tax return. I got my ass beat in my own crib. I'm single now.

Fellas don't you hate when you abouT to give the best dick to the girl of your dreams and your girlfriend shows up? When your girl get you s...

Bae, Bones, and Cheating: When he touches your inner thigh, but you're trying not to fuck don't need it. I don't know what it is about women but they can go weeks straight with out dick but once you get them turnt on its over. I experience this when I was driving with my girl. She was mad over some petty shit like me saying I was going to my cousins house but really I was cheating. She had no proof so I was innocent till proven guilty. She was mad the whole ride. 99% of the time if a girl got attitude she either hungry or want dick. I pull up to McDonald's to cop her a quick meal. I know it's cheap but a real one gotta ball on a budget. While on the drive through line I decide to be freaky. I been with my girl long enough to know her sweet spots. Bryson said it best "Left hand is steering the other is gripping the thigh". Bae acting like she wasn't hungry. I seen her peeking at the menu from the corner of her eye but that shit better not move past that dollar menu or she gonna end up like Carl from walking dead. I try to slip my hand between her legs when she looks up and says fuck is you doing. You know how bae be playing around when she hungry. "what you mean Ma" as I proceed to creep my hand up to the Putang. That's when she clenches her thighs together hard as shit. You ever slam a car door on your hand fam? Girls be having the strength of Samson when they clamp them legs together. I felt the bones in my hand get crushed into a smoothie. I look over and she smiling like shits cute. My hand looking like a complicated gang sign. To make matters worse McDonalds ice cream machine never working. A Nigga hand to drive with his hand in the sweet tea cup. Nothing been the same since. I didn't get Putang or sauce with my nuggets. I'm single now. It took me 3 days to type this.

I don't know what it is about women but they can go weeks straight with out dick but once you get them turnt on its over. I experience this ...