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Insane woman of reddit: As a so-called "grown woman" in her early 20s, I despise the fact that teenage girls are seen as "children," when I was never viewed as a child at that age!!!! 11 Holy fuck. I swear, every time I see one of these dainty, baby-faced, dolled up teen girls I just want to throw her to the ground and kick the shit out of her. This is the kind of hate that brews when your life, as a so-called "adult" (I don't even consider myself one, but society has thrown me into that box anyway, incensing me further) is devalued at the expense of pwecious chiwdwen. Honestly, all you pretty, young-looking teen girls out there, I fucking hate you with every fiber of my being. I wish you'd all burn up and die, you worthless pieces of garbage. At least with literal children, as in those under 13 or so, I can somewhat understand them needing extra protection at times. I'm not quite as resentful as, say, grade school girls, because I look at them and see how young and childlike they are, and that they are nowhere near adult understanding. But teen girls are hardy different than college-aged girls, yet the latter are considered "fair game" for sexual harassment, objectification, and overall mistreatment!!! It makes me seethe with rage, and I'm actually worried I'm going to smash my keys in as I type this. Here's a wad of SPIT in your stupid ass faces, girls!!!! Go sleep soundly tonight with the knowledge that society favors you over me. Vote 1 Share Award Insane woman of reddit
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Sincerely, nice guy.: Girls need to realize: (Written by guys) We quys don't care if you talk to other guys We don't care if you're friends with other But when you're guys. sitting next to us, and some random guy walks into the room and you jump up and tackle him, without even introducing us, yeah, it pisses us off. It doesn 't help if you sit there and talk to him for ten minutes without even acknowledging the fact that we' re still there. We don' t care if a guy calls>OR_TEXTS< you, but at 2 in the morning we do qet a little concerned. Nothing is that important at 2 a.m. That it can't wait til1 the morning. Also, when we tell you you're pretty/beautiful/ gorgeous/cute/stunning, we freaking mean it. Don't tell us we're wrong. We'll stop trying to convince you. The sexiest thing about a girl is confidence. Yeah, you can quote me. Don't be mad when we hold the door open. Take Advantage of the mood im in. Let us pay for you! dont feel bad' We enjoy doing it. It s expected. Smile and say thank you. Kiss us when no one s watching. If you kiss us when you know somebody s looking, we'1l be more impressed. You don't have to get dressed up for us. If we're qoing out with you in the first place, you don't have to feel the need to wear the shortest skirt you have or put on every kind of makeup you own. We like you for who you are and not what you are. Honestly, i think a girl looks more beautiful when she's just in her pj's. or my tshirt and boxers, not all dolled up. Don't take everything we say seriously. Sarcasm is a beautiful thing. See the beauty in it. Don't get angry easily. Stop using magazines/media as your bible. Don't talk about how hott Chris Brown, Brad Pitt, or Jesse McCartney is in front of us. It's boring, and we don't care. You have girlfriends for that. Whatever happened to the Word 'handsome'/'beautiful' i'd be utterly stunned by a girl who greeted me with Hey handsome! instead of Hey baby/ stud/cutie/ sexy or whatever else you can think of On the other hand im not sayin i wouldn't like it ether ) Girls, I cannot stress this enough: if you aren't being treated right by a guy, don't wait for him to change!! Ditch his sorry ass, disgrace to the male population and find someone who will treat yu with utter respect Someone who will honor your morals. Someone who will make you smile when you're at your lowest. Someone who will care for you even when you make mistakes. Someone who will love you, no matter how bad you make them feel. Someone who will stop what they re doing just to look you in the eyes...and say i love you . .and actually mean it Give the nice guys a chance. repost this Girls repost if you agree this if you think it's cute. Every Guy who isn't a jerk will aqree with this, hope that all the girls that read this will repost this SO we Life is too short to complain about everything that comes your way so stop and smell the roses in life because you might never have another time to take it, so take your time because they are all different in every way, so take chances in life, if it doesn't work out then fine, there are always more roses to smell. Sincerely, nice guy.
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"I am a Queen": About Alexandra I'll just get to the point. Don't approach me with hey, hi, what's up, what it do .. etc be original or its getting deleted. Don't waste my time if you just want sex cause you probably can't even satisfy me. I'm not looking for anything serious as of novW but am willing to work towards something if I feel it can prosper. I am a Queen and should be treated as so. If you aren't the spoiling loving you're my world romantic time bye. I love to laugh and do fun things. I also love getting dolled up and going places just as much as being bare face and staying at home . I've lost my patience for bullshttand quite frankly I'm tired of wasting my time. You have .03 chances. Sorry. Not really. I have my own car etc and a good job. If you don't have tour own things bye. I'm not babysitting and I damn sure am not taking care of you. I love to eat which means yes I can cook. I speak some Spanish and catching up on my French. Sapiosexual. Ugh favorite colors blue. Birthday cake ice cream is my fav. I switch moods like my clothes lol. Mhm -If your younger than me BYE -NO car or iob BYE - cannot speak in coherent sentences that actually sound intellectual BYE - under 8" BYE shorter than 5'8" BYE -can't take a joke BYE - can't cook BYE - Dont like feet BYE -don't want to spoil me BYE -a liar bye, about anything BYE -bad communicator BYE -doesn't listen and retain Information BYE -Doesn't like to travel BYE No sense of humor BYE -must like animals I have 4 and I am one ?? BYE -can't bring anything beneficial to the relationship BYYEEE!!! If you read this thank you If you skimmed through it then that means you're lazy and probably are in bed so bye "I am a Queen"
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Dolled Up: Dec 20 my 7y/o all dolled up, looking like a Christmas angel at her school's concert and this little shit kept annoying her and poking her.] She grabbed him by the tie and venomously said, "I'm not scared of gettin' blood on this white dress. This all went down by the snack table 963 123 1.0K Dec 19 My 7y/o to the police officer at the Christmas parade: You'll shoot your eye out, kid. 28 Dec 17 Me: Wanna watch a Christmas movie? 7y/o: Nah. Let's watch the walking dead. This might be the episode Carl finally es. Dec 17 7y/o: did you remember to make cookies for the bake sale? Me: Well.. shit. 7y/o: it's ok. Old people always forget things. 921 t 23 219 Dec 13 l wouldn't hesitate to stab a bad guy in his juggler Dec 11 My Ty/o is home sicik She was napping on the couch when the dog barked at the cat. Like a scene from The Exorcist, she whipped herself upright, looked the dog in the eyes and said in a low raspy voice, "You wanna try that again, you stupid little asshole? Dec 11 My 7y/o is home sick. She was napping on the couch when the dog barked at the cat. Like a scene from The Exorcist, she whipped herself upright, looked the dog in the eyes and said in a low raspy voice, "You wanna try that again, you stupid little asshole? 9 11 786 Dec 5 TM GONNA NAME THAT FART JACK BECAUSE IT WAS A RIPPER my Ty/o daughter shouted triumphantly while I was on the phone with the cable company. Dec 5 Went to pick up my 7y/o from a birthday party and she looked dejected. Me: what's wrong Kid: nothing. Me: was somebody picking on you? Kid: they didn't have a flippen cheese tray. WHO throws a party without a cheese tray? Dec 3 I was laying in bed and I heard my daughter get up and she said to her dog. "Son-of-a-bitch. Where'd the snow go, Charles? What are ya gonna roll in now?" I can't even make this shit up. 93 349 yfo niece: what's a lesbian? Me: 7y/o daughter: a type of lizard. "winks at me* Me: dies trying not to laugh* 9401567 Nov 23 [Over heard in the other room] My niece: my mommy says that chickens are dirty and I shouldn't hold them without washing my hands. My kid: your mommy can be a real asshole sometimes. They giggled in unison. Nov 22 Are you even an adult if you don't have three types of cheeses in your fridge? -my Ty/o Nov 20 7y/o: what do you want for supper? Me: I was going to do a pork stir fry. 7y/o: are we getting the bad ideas out of the way first? Because I was going to suggest pizza. 93 t3 48 ep 2 WHO TAUGHT MY 7Y/O TO CALL ME SUGAR TITS? 243 t 267 2.1K Aug 5 My 7 year old asked me to stop doing blow jobs in the bathroom early in the morning because it wakes her Side note: she meant blow drying my hair 121 t 38 3.0K
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Dolled Up: oo AT&T 1:38 AM 50% , June 13, 2018 Yesterday at 3:57 AM ok.. well hmm. "slaps you on your butt with some authority. now listen here little lady. you are gonna to get back on your feet. starting today. i have to go to work in a little bit. but when i get back you are going to tell me how you are doing and i better hear from you or i am gonna spank your butt again. its high time you started to listen and talk back to me. and i want a little bit of sassiness from you. and i want you to go ahead and put you on something nice for me that way you feel like a sexy and desirable woman again. i wont be able to see it. but thats is not the point is it. so get your cutest and sexiest dress or skirt and shirt and put them on today hell go all out put on your cutest set of undies and bra stockings and that whole nine yards whatever it is. i want you to look amazing today. to hell with anyone else. and even if this is going to far for me and you never want to talk again. i still want you to do what i said. i mean i would rather we continued to talk but damnit i want the lady back who was first talking to me. i was looking forward to wonderful conversations about harem and ecchi anime that most people dont like. i want to talk about the new highschool d&d hero thats out. i want to be pervy and sweet and kind but mostly i want you to feel better. so if kindness doesnt work. i guess maybe a little tough love is in order. so get to it. and get all dolled up today then you can tell me about it Yesterday at 12:31 PM Message
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