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Not sure if people remember this one but: - *driving home after a long day* "Momma, can we get McDonalds?" "Do you got Mc-" "DONT EVEN SAY NOTHING TO ME BOYYYYYY." "We got plenty to eat a home anyway." "I've been eating that meatloaf hologram for 3 days straight and I've lost 7 pounds. Please." "I'll think about it." *raises false hope* *approaches McDonalds* *anxiety peaks* *drives past it* *stares at it as it gets smaller and smaller* *tears silently roll down face* "You better not be crying back there." *thinks about running away* "I told yo ass we got food at home." *arrives at home* "I'm going to bed, don't bother me." *mom goes to bed* *walks back into kitchen* *opens refrigerator* *eggs, ketchup, bologna, a bottle of water* *throws a silent tantrum* "Fuck this and fuck you." *goes back to room and grabs bookbag* *stuffs clothes into it* *marches back to kitchen* *opens refrige- "Holup, THERE AINT NO FUCKING FOOD TO EVEN TAKE!" *swings backpack into the window* *glass shatters* *tries to jump out, cuts leg open on glass* *falls face-first on the concrete* *goes unconscious*: DEATHWISH @lorddthisdick I don't trust no nigga that wear basketball shorts under their pants 1/28/18, 1:56 AM View Tweet activity 108 Retweets 273 Likes busy boy @bashfuLbert 1/28/18 Replying to @lorddthisdick its convenient, and u can get crossed @ Not sure if people remember this one but: - *driving home after a long day* "Momma, can we get McDonalds?" "Do you got Mc-" "DONT EVEN SAY NOTHING TO ME BOYYYYYY." "We got plenty to eat a home anyway." "I've been eating that meatloaf hologram for 3 days straight and I've lost 7 pounds. Please." "I'll think about it." *raises false hope* *approaches McDonalds* *anxiety peaks* *drives past it* *stares at it as it gets smaller and smaller* *tears silently roll down face* "You better not be crying back there." *thinks about running away* "I told yo ass we got food at home." *arrives at home* "I'm going to bed, don't bother me." *mom goes to bed* *walks back into kitchen* *opens refrigerator* *eggs, ketchup, bologna, a bottle of water* *throws a silent tantrum* "Fuck this and fuck you." *goes back to room and grabs bookbag* *stuffs clothes into it* *marches back to kitchen* *opens refrige- "Holup, THERE AINT NO FUCKING FOOD TO EVEN TAKE!" *swings backpack into the window* *glass shatters* *tries to jump out, cuts leg open on glass* *falls face-first on the concrete* *goes unconscious*
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<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://lost-at-sea-dont-bother-me.tumblr.com/post/137298900676">lost-at-sea-dont-bother-me</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://savathun.tumblr.com/post/137296795316">savathun</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://egberts.tumblr.com/post/137296374880">egberts</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>my family has over 100 bibles</p> </blockquote> <p>don’t you ever talk to me or my 100 bibles again</p> </blockquote> <p>Just got these new bookshelves to hold my family’s 100 bibles, they’re fun to read up here in the hollywood hills</p> </blockquote>: well i see we have some non-believers of christ on this thing, my family has over 100 bibles (my grandad has a bible store, plus he's a preacher) so we have TONS AND TONS of bibles, harry potter, ahh,sucks -(diFFerenTerl 7 years ago Comment 0 <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://lost-at-sea-dont-bother-me.tumblr.com/post/137298900676">lost-at-sea-dont-bother-me</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://savathun.tumblr.com/post/137296795316">savathun</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://egberts.tumblr.com/post/137296374880">egberts</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>my family has over 100 bibles</p> </blockquote> <p>don’t you ever talk to me or my 100 bibles again</p> </blockquote> <p>Just got these new bookshelves to hold my family’s 100 bibles, they’re fun to read up here in the hollywood hills</p> </blockquote>

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