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    A Dream, Click, and Fake: Do you want to know something that people
 don't tell you about being married for a long
 time?
 You actually do run out of things to talk about
 I know you might think I am kidding, but I am
 being a million percent truthsies over here. As
 a child, I always wondered what married
 people talked about, and was assured by many
 a family member that there were always things
 to discuss
 This is a lie. A big, fat one.

 It's really unfortunate that no one was truthful
 with me, because here I am with nothing to say
 and completely unprepared on how to deal. My
 husband and I go on a weekly date night and
 after I go into detail about my wild day
 working from home (I ate a Lean Cuisine, I
 answered three emails, I found a dollar in the
 wash), I have nothing.
 The other day I started to tell my husband
 about this super interesting thing that had
 happened, but then I was like, "oh never mind,
 I'm saving that for our date tonight" and he's
 like "um, WHAT?" and I was like, "well, when
 I've got something good I save it for date night
 so I have something to talk about. It seems like
 such a waste to spend it on a regular day.
 So then he thought that was one of the weirdest
 things he's ever heard about, which I assumed
 maybe HE already did that too? But he was
 like, "No, people do not do that."
 It's like I don't know how to be a person the
 right way sometimes.

 Every now and again my husband will ask
 "did you bake anything today, hon?" and ifI
 made Créme Bruleé Brownies I say "nope"
 because I'm hiding them and don't want to
 share.
 These fudgy little bites of bliss are covered in a
 thick vanilla custard that slices up like a
 dream. A sprinkling of sugar and a run under
 the broiler gets that caramelized, crackly top.
 Basically, these are perfect and you need them
 right now. That is all
benepla:
kramergate:
I love it when I click on a recipe link because it sounds yummy and instead of a recipe I get a several page dissertation on a food blogger’s boredom with her marriage and lies she was told in childhood
this ending in a recipe literally changed my fucking life i thought i was being spread some fucking truisms abt the ugliness of marriage but it was literally a preamble to creme brulee brownies. writing is fake

    

        
        
        
        
        
        
        
    

    

        

            
            

                
                
                    A Dream, Click, and Fake: Do you want to know something that people
 don't tell you about being married for a long
 time?
 You actually do run out of things to talk about
 I know you might think I am kidding, but I am
 being a million percent truthsies over here. As
 a child, I always wondered what married
 people talked about, and was assured by many
 a family member that there were always things
 to discuss
 This is a lie. A big, fat one.

 It's really unfortunate that no one was truthful
 with me, because here I am with nothing to say
 and completely unprepared on how to deal. My
 husband and I go on a weekly date night and
 after I go into detail about my wild day
 working from home (I ate a Lean Cuisine, I
 answered three emails, I found a dollar in the
 wash), I have nothing.
 The other day I started to tell my husband
 about this super interesting thing that had
 happened, but then I was like, "oh never mind,
 I'm saving that for our date tonight" and he's
 like "um, WHAT?" and I was like, "well, when
 I've got something good I save it for date night
 so I have something to talk about. It seems like
 such a waste to spend it on a regular day.
 So then he thought that was one of the weirdest
 things he's ever heard about, which I assumed
 maybe HE already did that too? But he was
 like, "No, people do not do that."
 It's like I don't know how to be a person the
 right way sometimes.

 Every now and again my husband will ask
 "did you bake anything today, hon?" and ifI
 made Créme Bruleé Brownies I say "nope"
 because I'm hiding them and don't want to
 share.
 These fudgy little bites of bliss are covered in a
 thick vanilla custard that slices up like a
 dream. A sprinkling of sugar and a run under
 the broiler gets that caramelized, crackly top.
 Basically, these are perfect and you need them
 right now. That is all
benepla:
kramergate:
I love it when I click on a recipe link because it sounds yummy and instead of a recipe I get a several page dissertation on a food blogger’s boredom with her marriage and lies she was told in childhood
this ending in a recipe literally changed my fucking life i thought i was being spread some fucking truisms abt the ugliness of marriage but it was literally a preamble to creme brulee brownies. writing is fake

                    
                
            

            
            
        

    



        

    

    
    
    

        

            




    Dad, Family, and Friends: AT&T
 2:40 PM
 * 76%
 ),
 2 People
 Hi Mom, Dad
 I was going to wait until
 Mom got home to
 announce this in
 person, but I don't want
 to wait any longer.
 I recently discovered/
 realized that I'm trans.
 I don't want to have a
 big giant discussion
 about this so l'm going
 to address what
 believe to be the most
 pressing questions right
 here
 No, it's not a personality
 Message
 X,
 á Pay
 2

 2:40 PM
 2 People
 No, it's not a personality
 thing that I've beern
 repressing, it's just my
 body not feeling right.
 I'm still going to have
 the same personality
 that you know and love
 No, this is not some
 spur of the moment
 things, I've had these
 feelings for several
 years now, but it took
 getting linked to a
 transgender meme
 subreddit for me to
 understand what they
 meant.
 Yes, I do eventually
 Message
 X,
 á Pay

 Il AT&T
 2:40 PM
 2 People
 Yes, I do eventually
 want hormone
 treatments.
 Wether I want surgery
 or not is something I'll
 decide at a later date
 No I don't know how I'lI
 break the news to
 grandma, still figuring
 that out. I do know how
 I want to go about it
 with my friends and
 other family though
 No I am not into guys,
 so I guess that makes
 me lesbian as well.
 Message
 X,
 á Pay
 2

 AT&T
 2:41 PM
 * 76%
 2 People
 Thank you for all your
 love and support.
 l don't want to discuss
 this more until I get
 home today, and even
 then, I want some time
 to myself first.
 Please call me Grace
 Dad
 Woah
 First off know that we
 love you and will
 support you.
 I'll talk to you some
 more tonight.
 Message
 0
 Pay
 2
I came out to my parents
    

        
        
        
        
        
        
        
    

    

        

            
            

                
                
                    Dad, Family, and Friends: AT&T
 2:40 PM
 * 76%
 ),
 2 People
 Hi Mom, Dad
 I was going to wait until
 Mom got home to
 announce this in
 person, but I don't want
 to wait any longer.
 I recently discovered/
 realized that I'm trans.
 I don't want to have a
 big giant discussion
 about this so l'm going
 to address what
 believe to be the most
 pressing questions right
 here
 No, it's not a personality
 Message
 X,
 á Pay
 2

 2:40 PM
 2 People
 No, it's not a personality
 thing that I've beern
 repressing, it's just my
 body not feeling right.
 I'm still going to have
 the same personality
 that you know and love
 No, this is not some
 spur of the moment
 things, I've had these
 feelings for several
 years now, but it took
 getting linked to a
 transgender meme
 subreddit for me to
 understand what they
 meant.
 Yes, I do eventually
 Message
 X,
 á Pay

 Il AT&T
 2:40 PM
 2 People
 Yes, I do eventually
 want hormone
 treatments.
 Wether I want surgery
 or not is something I'll
 decide at a later date
 No I don't know how I'lI
 break the news to
 grandma, still figuring
 that out. I do know how
 I want to go about it
 with my friends and
 other family though
 No I am not into guys,
 so I guess that makes
 me lesbian as well.
 Message
 X,
 á Pay
 2

 AT&T
 2:41 PM
 * 76%
 2 People
 Thank you for all your
 love and support.
 l don't want to discuss
 this more until I get
 home today, and even
 then, I want some time
 to myself first.
 Please call me Grace
 Dad
 Woah
 First off know that we
 love you and will
 support you.
 I'll talk to you some
 more tonight.
 Message
 0
 Pay
 2
I came out to my parents
                    
                
            

            
            
        

    



        

    

    
    
    

        

            



        

    

    
    
    

        

            



        

    

    
    
    

        

            
            
        

    

    
    

        

            



        

    

    
    
    

        

            



        

    

    
    
    

        

            



        

    

    
    
    

        

            



        

    

    
    
    

        

            



        

    

    
    
    

        

            




    Bad, Cute, and Fucking: wittyusernamed
 My buddy read an article about octopus
 intelligence. It was feeding time, and the
 handler dumped some shrimp into an
 octopus' tank. Then he went into another
 room and sat at his desk.
 A while later, a shrimp was tossed onto
 his desk
 The octopus, upon finding one bad
 shrimp in the lot, had grabbed it,
 escaped its tank, crossed the hall, and
 threw the expired shrimp at its caretaker.
 Not only does this showcase their
 problem-solving capabilities, but also
 that it could have escaped at any time. It
 just broke out this time to chuck an off
 shrimp in indignation at its handler.
 That's not just intelligence, that's a
 human-like reaction. Kinda make you
 wonder exactly how smart these guys
 can be..
 queensjenn
 OH MY GOD
 roseweasley7
 I went to the aquarium once and we had
 a tour and we walked past the octopus
 tank and it was duct taped shut so l
 asked why and the guy was like. "Well,
 we had a problem before because these
 fish were disappearing randomly at night
 and we had no idea why. Turns out the
 octopus had memorised the night guards
 rounds and would creep out of its tank,
 crawl across the floor to the fish tank,
 have a little snack and be back in its own
 tank with the lid shut before the guard
 came back." they are super smart
 dominawritesthings
 I love octopuses so, so much.
 cassandrashipsit
 I am both delighted and FUCKING
 TERRIFIED.
 ze-witch-arteest
 Once I went to the aquarium where they
 had a baby pacific red octopus in a tank.
 I had gone there to work on a few real life
 sketches, obviously I wanted to do one of
 an octopus. So I kinda just kneeled in
 front of the tank, and started sketching
 The octopus didn't mind, he sat happily.
 Then, 5 minutes later, he started moving
 to the front of the tank, where I was. This
 tiny octopus faces me directly and starts
 posing. I don't know how other to explain
 it but he started curlung his tentacles in
 this really graceful way then wouldn't
 move for a few minutes. Then again, a
 new pose. That tiny cute motherfucker
 More laughs at FUNsubstance.com
Prankster Gangster
    

        
        
        
        
        
        
        
    

    

        

            
            

                
                
                    Bad, Cute, and Fucking: wittyusernamed
 My buddy read an article about octopus
 intelligence. It was feeding time, and the
 handler dumped some shrimp into an
 octopus' tank. Then he went into another
 room and sat at his desk.
 A while later, a shrimp was tossed onto
 his desk
 The octopus, upon finding one bad
 shrimp in the lot, had grabbed it,
 escaped its tank, crossed the hall, and
 threw the expired shrimp at its caretaker.
 Not only does this showcase their
 problem-solving capabilities, but also
 that it could have escaped at any time. It
 just broke out this time to chuck an off
 shrimp in indignation at its handler.
 That's not just intelligence, that's a
 human-like reaction. Kinda make you
 wonder exactly how smart these guys
 can be..
 queensjenn
 OH MY GOD
 roseweasley7
 I went to the aquarium once and we had
 a tour and we walked past the octopus
 tank and it was duct taped shut so l
 asked why and the guy was like. "Well,
 we had a problem before because these
 fish were disappearing randomly at night
 and we had no idea why. Turns out the
 octopus had memorised the night guards
 rounds and would creep out of its tank,
 crawl across the floor to the fish tank,
 have a little snack and be back in its own
 tank with the lid shut before the guard
 came back." they are super smart
 dominawritesthings
 I love octopuses so, so much.
 cassandrashipsit
 I am both delighted and FUCKING
 TERRIFIED.
 ze-witch-arteest
 Once I went to the aquarium where they
 had a baby pacific red octopus in a tank.
 I had gone there to work on a few real life
 sketches, obviously I wanted to do one of
 an octopus. So I kinda just kneeled in
 front of the tank, and started sketching
 The octopus didn't mind, he sat happily.
 Then, 5 minutes later, he started moving
 to the front of the tank, where I was. This
 tiny octopus faces me directly and starts
 posing. I don't know how other to explain
 it but he started curlung his tentacles in
 this really graceful way then wouldn't
 move for a few minutes. Then again, a
 new pose. That tiny cute motherfucker
 More laughs at FUNsubstance.com
Prankster Gangster
                    
                
            

            
            
        

    



        

    

    
    
    

        

            
            
        

    

    
    

        

            



        

    

    
    
    

        

            



        

    

    
    
    

        

            



        

    

    
    
    

        

            



        

    

    
    
    

        

            



        

    

    
    
    

        

            



        

    

    
    
    

        

            
            
        

    

    
    

        

            



        

    

    
    
    

        

            



        

    

    
    
    

        

            



        

    

    
    
    

        

            



        

    

    
    
    

        

            



        

    

    
    
    

        

            



        

    

    
    
    

        

            
            
        

    

    
    

        

            



        

    

    
    
    

        

            



        

    

    
    
    

        

            



        

    

    
    
    

        

            



        

    

    
    
    

        

            



        

    

    
    
    

        

            



        

    

    
    
    

        

            
            
        

    

    
    

        

            



        

    

    
    
    

        

            



        

    

    
    
    

        

            



        

    

    


    
	

        
	

    





                    

                

                

                    




    

        

            
  

        

        
    






                

                
                    
                        

                    
                
            

        

        

            
    
    
    

        

            

                
                    
                    
                    
                    

    

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