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jylljylljyll: watart: velvet74sub: simiperfect: theladyjanedoe: asubmissiveview: lessonsintrance: dreamytigergirl: kakaphoe: rikzpt: rikzpt: konigstigerr: unlimited-shitpost-works: ima-fuckingt4ble: my-little-ninja: dasha-loses-it: femburton: i think about this a lot The guy got his life and career destroyed by his divorce, cut him some slack. he was also sexually assaulted by a man who could destroy his career protect him reblog if the man on the right is just as beautiful as the man on the left people grow old? like, that’s a thing that happens? leave my guy alone. This man deserves everything let him he happy Ok… This is what happened to Fraser -His wife ditched him and asked for 900k a year, -He was sexually assaulted which he said kicked him into a deep depression -He stated that the stunts from the 3rd Mummy movie completely destroyed his body and he was in and out of the hospital for 7 years even having to get surgery to repair his vocal cords. -He apparently blamed himself for all this which only worsened his depression. This man has literally been through hell this past decade so please lets cut him some slack and wish him the best All this but also that picture on the right is a really bad paparazzi photo compared with a professional quality movie promo still. No one looks good when some random person snaps you on the street, regardless of who you are. Compare with this image from the GQ article last February: Proper lighting, professional setting, good angles etc. The dude is 49 and has had a rough couple of decades, but he’s still lovely to look at, and I’ll fight anyone who says otherwise. Plus, now he’s in Doom Patrol, which makes me happy af. And let’s not forget he was probably slightly to severely dehydrated to look that buff in he first photo.And I’m so pleased he got work again he seems like a good sort, and from the stealth pilot in Titans, Doom Patrol looks like it should be good. It shouldn’t even matter what he’s been through. Body shaming of ANYONE is wrong. ALL OF THIS Plus 2019 Brendan is still slaying, so btfu This post keeps getting better and I’m here for it I love this whole thread The last time I saw this it was only at the first ‘cut him some slack’ part and it just progressively gets better each time. Tavaly novemberben : jylljylljyll: watart: velvet74sub: simiperfect: theladyjanedoe: asubmissiveview: lessonsintrance: dreamytigergirl: kakaphoe: rikzpt: rikzpt: konigstigerr: unlimited-shitpost-works: ima-fuckingt4ble: my-little-ninja: dasha-loses-it: femburton: i think about this a lot The guy got his life and career destroyed by his divorce, cut him some slack. he was also sexually assaulted by a man who could destroy his career protect him reblog if the man on the right is just as beautiful as the man on the left people grow old? like, that’s a thing that happens? leave my guy alone. This man deserves everything let him he happy Ok… This is what happened to Fraser -His wife ditched him and asked for 900k a year, -He was sexually assaulted which he said kicked him into a deep depression -He stated that the stunts from the 3rd Mummy movie completely destroyed his body and he was in and out of the hospital for 7 years even having to get surgery to repair his vocal cords. -He apparently blamed himself for all this which only worsened his depression. This man has literally been through hell this past decade so please lets cut him some slack and wish him the best All this but also that picture on the right is a really bad paparazzi photo compared with a professional quality movie promo still. No one looks good when some random person snaps you on the street, regardless of who you are. Compare with this image from the GQ article last February: Proper lighting, professional setting, good angles etc. The dude is 49 and has had a rough couple of decades, but he’s still lovely to look at, and I’ll fight anyone who says otherwise. Plus, now he’s in Doom Patrol, which makes me happy af. And let’s not forget he was probably slightly to severely dehydrated to look that buff in he first photo.And I’m so pleased he got work again he seems like a good sort, and from the stealth pilot in Titans, Doom Patrol looks like it should be good. It shouldn’t even matter what he’s been through. Body shaming of ANYONE is wrong. ALL OF THIS Plus 2019 Brendan is still slaying, so btfu This post keeps getting better and I’m here for it I love this whole thread The last time I saw this it was only at the first ‘cut him some slack’ part and it just progressively gets better each time. Tavaly novemberben
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Why he hates Stuart Little: You got two bullets. You're in a room with Hitler, Bill Cosby, Cardi B, a massive spider and Stuart Little. Who you shooting? Your days are filled with fun and kindness as your loving parents try to nurture you in the most pleasant environment possible. One day you awaken one night to the smell of smoke, you open your eyes and begin to choke, you try to find your parents but you can't get past the toddler-proof gate in the doorway scream unable to accept your Screi doom. That's when Yesterday 10:31 pm Bill and hitler You lie down and Surely that's the only reasonable answer your father rushes in to collect you, you cling onto him for vou dear life as he takes you e and places you on the grass "IHAVE TO GO GET MUMMY!u Yesterday 10:49 pm Actually no! The correct answer is to shoot Stuart twice but I admire your conviction. He bt's the last you ever see back inside, but runs alas, of him You escape the ordeal with minor scarring, but it's nothing in mparison to the heartbreak you Today 12:40 am Can I get an explanation for that one pls sir felt that night. You have no grandparents, no aunties or uncles, no guardians whatsoever, and as a result, are forced to live in an orphanage. Today 1:11 am Sure can. Imagine this. You are four years old, and you've got a mother and father who love you very much. Type a message Send Type a message Send Iidppess IS. Day, weeks, months, years go by, and as you watch all the other orphans leave with their new foster parents, you're hopes of I'll never forget what Stuart Little took from me. having a happy life diminish more and more. One day a young Today 3:17 am couple come in, they remind you Can I change my answer डि ग कार सा much of your parents except ा they've already got a क पाCgical Be my guest son. But that's okay. You try extra hard to make an impression on this family a f your last chance at livinga shildhood, When the time has as Me so I never have to think about that again come for them to formally tell the which child orphanage matron they are going to adopt, you eagerly await your name to be announced. That's when they adopt A FUCKING RAT INSTEAD OF YOU. This destroys your morale, you give up, you run away from the orphanage, get raised by the streets as a petty pickpocket, you'll never remember what true happiness is. That's the spirit. Next time I can tell you about the time Shrek cyberbullied me if you want. Today 10:22 am Okay pls don't unmatch, this is important stuff now. But do you think it's sometimes better to ask forgiveness rather than permission? I'll never forget what Stuart Little took from me Yes Type a message Send Type a message.. Send Why he hates Stuart Little
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Why I hate Stuart Little.: 4:32 You got two bullets. You're in a room with Hitler, Bill Cosby, Cardi B, a massive spider and Stuart Little. Who you shooting? Wednesday 11:31 pm Bill and hitler Surely that's the only reasonable answer Wednesday 11:49 pm Actually no! The correct answer is to shoot Stuart twice butI admire your conviction. Today 1:40 am Can I get an explanation for that one pls sir Today 2:11 am Sure can. Imagine this. You are four years old, and you've got a mother and father who love you very much. Your days are filled with fun and kindness as your loving parents try to nurture you in the most pleasant environment possible. One day you awaken one to the smell of smoke, night you open your eyes and begin to choke, you try to find your parents but you can't get past the toddler-proof gate in the doorway. You lie down and scream, unable to accept your impending doom. That's when your father rushes in to collect you, you cling onto him for your dear life as he takes you outside and places you on the grass. "I HAVE TO GO GET MUMMY!" He bravely runs back inside, but alas, that's the last you ever see of him. You escape the ordeal with minor scarring, but it's nothing in comparison to the heartbreak you felt that night. You have no grandparents, no aunties or uncles, no guardians whatsoever, and as a result, are forced to live in an orphanage Day, weeks, months, years go by, and as you watch all the other orphans leave with their new foster parents, you're hopes of having a happy life diminish more and more. One day a young couple come in, they remind you much of your parents except they've already got a biological son. But that's okay. You try extra hard to make an impression on this family as this may be your last chance at living a fulfilled childhood. When the time has come for them to formally tell the orphanage matron which child they are going to adopt, you eagerly await your name to be announced. That's when they adopt A FUCKING RAT INSTEAD OF YOU. This destroys your morale, you give up, you run away from the orphanage get raised by the streets as a petty pickpocket, you'll never remember what true happiness Is I'll never forget what Stuart Little took from me Today 4:17 am Can I change my answer Be my guest Me so I never have to think about that again That's the spirit. Next time I can tell you about the time Shrek cyberbullied me if you want. Sent Type a message GIF Why I hate Stuart Little.
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lafemmedemon: Me before the Black Mountain Hunger, Cloak, Uada, and 1349 show at The Mothlight in Asheville, NC on October 26, 2019. I’ve been tagged by so many lovely people! Idk why y’all still tag me so much when I never post selfies, but I appreciate all the love!Tagged by @ankinskywalker (6), @macabremusings (2), @runtowaters (3), @mysticbride, @scarsoftheshatteredsky (2), @beatasticband (5), @heart-stained-in-hate, @wizardwinterwolf, @wonderinghobbit, @ghostof-nothing, @justsomeartgeek, @theashenone (4), @flatchinchilla, @thedarkchimera, @apollonlight (2), @gipsyspirits (3), @welcome-to-the-dark-circus, @thecolombianviking (2), @badassspacewitch, @winterdryad, @misfit-on-a-journey, @glimpseofsanity (2), @calumari, @petrak (2), @bloodofheroes, @graveland, @sleepyvampiress, @mistress-of-doom (2), @m00nbeans, @xx-miss-cadaverous-xx, @karakittencd, @bluesdemarrr, @bridgesinthesky, @entangled-in-chaos, and a few more people who have apparently deactivated! Hope y’all move on to better things.I’m tagging everyone of you back as well as @adreamofmirrors, @alan-frogger, @almostlookedhuman, @ashesofthepaleserpent, @asylumsammet, @awarmcupofno, @bitch-of-izalith, @bitesize-butterflies, @blackenedgoat, @cannabyss666, @chubbawubbadubdub, @cthulhu-is-metal, @darkestwonder, @darthnihilvs, @defilementupontheseaofnurnen, @drum-cu-naluci, @elixmia, @ethereal-valky, @fleshbutt-apocalypse​, @forging-towards-the-sunset​, @fourthorandsevenyearsago​, @goat-division​, @hera-salander​, @kidzbopdeathmetal​, @lamialamorte​, @letwhatyoulovekillyouu​, @livingdeadgirlmagicx​, @lord-worms-shakespeare-class​, @midsummergore​, @morbidmacabremin​, @nazgulqveen​, @nvmendivinvm​, @ollis-beard​, @orthar-the-tooth-collector​, @radiant-aether​, @rottenpossvm​, @rustdustandguts​, @saturniine​, @somethingkvlt​, @storm-and-flame​, @teddyshreddy​, @ultimategeekboy​, and any other mutual who wants to show their face!Also, bonus gif from before the show:: lafemmedemon: Me before the Black Mountain Hunger, Cloak, Uada, and 1349 show at The Mothlight in Asheville, NC on October 26, 2019. I’ve been tagged by so many lovely people! Idk why y’all still tag me so much when I never post selfies, but I appreciate all the love!Tagged by @ankinskywalker (6), @macabremusings (2), @runtowaters (3), @mysticbride, @scarsoftheshatteredsky (2), @beatasticband (5), @heart-stained-in-hate, @wizardwinterwolf, @wonderinghobbit, @ghostof-nothing, @justsomeartgeek, @theashenone (4), @flatchinchilla, @thedarkchimera, @apollonlight (2), @gipsyspirits (3), @welcome-to-the-dark-circus, @thecolombianviking (2), @badassspacewitch, @winterdryad, @misfit-on-a-journey, @glimpseofsanity (2), @calumari, @petrak (2), @bloodofheroes, @graveland, @sleepyvampiress, @mistress-of-doom (2), @m00nbeans, @xx-miss-cadaverous-xx, @karakittencd, @bluesdemarrr, @bridgesinthesky, @entangled-in-chaos, and a few more people who have apparently deactivated! Hope y’all move on to better things.I’m tagging everyone of you back as well as @adreamofmirrors, @alan-frogger, @almostlookedhuman, @ashesofthepaleserpent, @asylumsammet, @awarmcupofno, @bitch-of-izalith, @bitesize-butterflies, @blackenedgoat, @cannabyss666, @chubbawubbadubdub, @cthulhu-is-metal, @darkestwonder, @darthnihilvs, @defilementupontheseaofnurnen, @drum-cu-naluci, @elixmia, @ethereal-valky, @fleshbutt-apocalypse​, @forging-towards-the-sunset​, @fourthorandsevenyearsago​, @goat-division​, @hera-salander​, @kidzbopdeathmetal​, @lamialamorte​, @letwhatyoulovekillyouu​, @livingdeadgirlmagicx​, @lord-worms-shakespeare-class​, @midsummergore​, @morbidmacabremin​, @nazgulqveen​, @nvmendivinvm​, @ollis-beard​, @orthar-the-tooth-collector​, @radiant-aether​, @rottenpossvm​, @rustdustandguts​, @saturniine​, @somethingkvlt​, @storm-and-flame​, @teddyshreddy​, @ultimategeekboy​, and any other mutual who wants to show their face!Also, bonus gif from before the show:
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regex and html: 21 Answers votes oldest newest You can't parse [X]HTML with regex. Because HTML can't be parsed by regex. Regex is not a tool that can be used to correctly parse HTML. As I have answered in HTML-and-regex questions here so many times before, the use of regex will not allow you to consume HTML. Regular expressions are a tool that is insufficiently sophisticated to understand the constructs employed by HTML. HTML is not a regular language and hence cannot be parsed by regular expressions. Regex queries are not equipped to break down HTML into its meaningful parts. so many times but it is not getting to me. Even enhanced irregular regular expressions as used by Perl are not up to the task of parsing HTML. You will never make me crack. HTML is a language of sufficient complexity that it cannot be parsed by regular expressions. Even Jon Skeet cannot parse HTML using regular expressions. Every time you attempt to parse HTML with regular expressions, the unholy child weeps the blood of virgins, and Russian hackers pwn your webapp. Parsing HTML with regex summons tainted souls into the realm of the living. HTML and regex go together like love, marriage, and ritual infanticide. The <center> cannot hold it is too late. The force of regex and HTML together in the same conceptual space will destroy your mind like so much watery putty. If you parse HTML with regex you are giving in to Them and their blasphemous ways which doom us all to inhuman toil for the One whose Name cannot be expressed in the Basic Multilingual Plane, he comes. HTML-plus-regexp will liquify the nerves of the sentient whilst you observe, your psyche withering in the onslaught of horror. Regex-based HTML parsers are the cancer that is killing StackOverflow it is too late it is too late we cannot be saved the trangession of a child ensures regex will consume all living tissue (except for HTML which it cannot, as previously prophesied) dear lord help us how can anyone survive this scourge using regex to parse HTML has doomed humanity to an eternity of dread torture and security holes using regex as a tool to process HTML establishes a breach between this world and the dread realm of čorrupt entities (like SGML entities, but more corrupt) a mere glimpse of the world of reg ex parsers for HTML will instantly transport a programmer's consciousness into a world of ceaseless screaming, he comes-the pestilent slithy regex-infection will devour your HTML parser, application and existence for all time like Vişual Basic only worse he comes he comes do not fight he comes, his uņholy radiance destroping all enlightenment, HTML tags leaking frọm your eyesiike liquid pain, the song of regular expression parsing-will extinguish the voices of mortal man from the sphere I can see it can you see t it is beautiful the f inal snuf fing of the lies of Man ALL ĮS LOSTALL IS LOST the pony he comes he comes hejcemes the ichor permeates al MY FACEFACEh god no NO NOOoo Ne stop the an ges aře not reâj ZALGO IS TON THË PONY, HECOMES 1811 Have you tried using an XML parser instead? link edit flag edited Nov 14 at 0:18 community wiki bobince regex and html
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lafemmedemon: Reppin’ the Icon Mosh Pit Crew today. I’ve been tagged by @ankinskywalker (2), @birdmadgirlx, @mistress-of-doom, @cosmicnightbringer, @gipsyspirits, and @beatasticband! Thank you all so much! Love you!I tag you all back as well as my @storm-and-flame, @theashenone, @elixmia, @thedarkchimera, @bloodofheroes, @scarsoftheshatteredsky, @lord-worms-shakespeare-class, @burningbridgesthatdontexist, @forging-towards-the-sunset, @ashesofthepaleserpent, @fleshbutt-apocalypse, @crashcartqueen, @defilementupontheseaofnurnen, @somethingkvlt, @macabremusings, @morbidmacabremin, and… I forget everyone’s urls, but you know the drill. If you see this, you’re tagged, idc. Everybody’s invited.: lafemmedemon: Reppin’ the Icon Mosh Pit Crew today. I’ve been tagged by @ankinskywalker (2), @birdmadgirlx, @mistress-of-doom, @cosmicnightbringer, @gipsyspirits, and @beatasticband! Thank you all so much! Love you!I tag you all back as well as my @storm-and-flame, @theashenone, @elixmia, @thedarkchimera, @bloodofheroes, @scarsoftheshatteredsky, @lord-worms-shakespeare-class, @burningbridgesthatdontexist, @forging-towards-the-sunset, @ashesofthepaleserpent, @fleshbutt-apocalypse, @crashcartqueen, @defilementupontheseaofnurnen, @somethingkvlt, @macabremusings, @morbidmacabremin, and… I forget everyone’s urls, but you know the drill. If you see this, you’re tagged, idc. Everybody’s invited.

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