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New York, School, and Tumblr: congenitaldisease: Six Parkland students have been featured in a New York Times article looking at a half century of school shootings. Gracing the front cover is Anthony Borgues, a 15-year-old student from Marjory Stoneman Douglas High. During the February 14th massacre - perpetrated by Nikolas Cruz - Borgues was shot five times as he barricaded a classroom door, protecting 20 classmates. The bullets tore into his lung, abdomen and legs. “To think about that moment is difficult. It’s not easy to heal,” he said.

New York, School, and Tumblr: congenitaldisease:

Six Parkland students have been featured in a New York Times article looking at a half century of school shootings. Gracing the front cover is Anthony Borgues, a 15-year-old student from Marjory Stoneman Douglas High. During the February 14th massacre - perpetrated by Nikolas Cruz - Borgues was shot five times as he barricaded a classroom door, protecting 20 classmates. The bullets tore into his lung, abdomen and legs. “To think about that moment is difficult. It’s not easy to heal,” he said.

New York, School, and Tumblr: congenitaldisease:

Six Parkland students have been featured in a New York Times article looking at a half century of school shootings. Gracing the front cover is Anthony Borgues, a 15-year-old student from Marjory Stoneman Douglas High. During the February 14th massacre - perpetrated by Nikolas Cruz - Borgues was shot five times as he barricaded a classroom door, protecting 20 classmates. The bullets tore into his lung, abdomen and legs. “To think about that moment is difficult. It’s not easy to heal,” he said.

congenitaldisease: Six Parkland students have been featured in a New York Times article looking at a half century of school shootings. Grac...

Funny, Wat, and Weird: Me: *Stands up* Dog: WHERE GO Me: I'm walking 3 feet away. Not even leaving the room. Dog: CANICOME Me: Sure..but I'm literally just- Dog: I COME TOO Dog: WAT DOING Me: I need to open this door Dog: IHALP Me: You're in front of the door. Move please Dog: I HALP Me: Sigh. @pupwithnojob this is you. You’re the cutest bestest boy in the world. Never forget that. Also- is it weird that I’m TECHNICALLY talking to myself because my dog will never see this post? Just something to think about.

Funny, Wat, and Weird: Me: *Stands up*
Dog: WHERE GO
Me: I'm walking 3 feet away. Not even
leaving the room.
Dog: CANICOME
Me: Sure..but I'm literally just-
Dog: I COME TOO
Dog: WAT DOING
Me: I need to open this door
Dog: IHALP
Me: You're in front of the door. Move
please
Dog: I HALP
Me: Sigh.
@pupwithnojob this is you. You’re the cutest bestest boy in the world. Never forget that. Also- is it weird that I’m TECHNICALLY talking to myself because my dog will never see this post? Just something to think about.

Funny, Wat, and Weird: Me: *Stands up*
Dog: WHERE GO
Me: I'm walking 3 feet away. Not even
leaving the room.
Dog: CANICOME
Me: Sure..but I'm literally just-
Dog: I COME TOO
Dog: WAT DOING
Me: I need to open this door
Dog: IHALP
Me: You're in front of the door. Move
please
Dog: I HALP
Me: Sigh.
@pupwithnojob this is you. You’re the cutest bestest boy in the world. Never forget that. Also- is it weird that I’m TECHNICALLY talking to myself because my dog will never see this post? Just something to think about.

@pupwithnojob this is you. You’re the cutest bestest boy in the world. Never forget that. Also- is it weird that I’m TECHNICALLY talking to ...

Memes, Omg, and True: *making out* Her: go lock the door Me: Omg so true 😂 Credit: @_m.canadia

Memes, Omg, and True: *making out*
Her: go lock the door
Me:
Omg so true 😂 Credit: @_m.canadia

Memes, Omg, and True: *making out*
Her: go lock the door
Me:
Omg so true 😂 Credit: @_m.canadia

Random, Open, and Door: I tell people to go away But I still Always leave The door open THE RANDOM STORIES

Random, Open, and Door: I tell people to go away
But I still
Always leave
The door open
THE RANDOM STORIES

Random, Open, and Door: I tell people to go away
But I still
Always leave
The door open
THE RANDOM STORIES

Bitch, Memes, and Shit: My husband and i were dressed and ready to go out for a lovely evening. Having been burgled in the past, we turned on a 'night light' and put the cat outside. When our cab arrived, we walked out our front door and our rather tubby cat scooted between our legs inside, then ran up the stairs. Because our cat likes to chase our budgie we really didn't want to leave them unchaperoned so my husband ran inside to retrieve her and put her in the back yard again. Because i didn't want the taxi driver to know our house was going to be empty all evening, i explained to him that my husband would be out momentarily as he was just bidding goodnight to my mother. A few minutes later he got into the cab all hot and bothered, and said (to my growing horror and amusement) as the cab pulled away: Sorry it took so long but the stupid bitch was hiding under the bed and i had to poke her arse with a coat hanger to get her to come out! She tried to take off so i grabbed her by the neck and wrapped her in a blanket so she wouldn't scratch me like she did last time. But it worked! I hauled her fat arse down the stairs and threw her into the backyard.. .she had better not shit in the vegetable garden again. The silence in the taxi was deafening

Bitch, Memes, and Shit: My husband and i were dressed and ready to go out
for a lovely evening. Having been burgled in the past,
we turned on a 'night light' and put the cat outside.
When our cab arrived, we walked out our front door
and our rather tubby cat scooted between our legs
inside, then ran up the stairs. Because our cat likes to
chase our budgie we really didn't want to leave them
unchaperoned so my husband ran inside to retrieve her
and put her in the back yard again.
Because i didn't want the taxi driver to know our house
was going to be empty all evening, i explained to him
that my husband would be out momentarily as he was
just bidding goodnight to my mother. A few minutes
later he got into the cab all hot and bothered, and said
(to my growing horror and amusement) as the cab
pulled away:
Sorry it took so long but the stupid bitch was hiding
under the bed and i had to poke her arse with a coat
hanger to get her to come out! She tried to take off so i
grabbed her by the neck and wrapped her in a blanket
so she wouldn't scratch me like she did last time. But it
worked! I hauled her fat arse down the stairs and threw
her into the backyard.. .she had better not shit in the
vegetable garden again.
The silence in the taxi was deafening

Bitch, Memes, and Shit: My husband and i were dressed and ready to go out
for a lovely evening. Having been burgled in the past,
we turned on a 'night light' and put the cat outside.
When our cab arrived, we walked out our front door
and our rather tubby cat scooted between our legs
inside, then ran up the stairs. Because our cat likes to
chase our budgie we really didn't want to leave them
unchaperoned so my husband ran inside to retrieve her
and put her in the back yard again.
Because i didn't want the taxi driver to know our house
was going to be empty all evening, i explained to him
that my husband would be out momentarily as he was
just bidding goodnight to my mother. A few minutes
later he got into the cab all hot and bothered, and said
(to my growing horror and amusement) as the cab
pulled away:
Sorry it took so long but the stupid bitch was hiding
under the bed and i had to poke her arse with a coat
hanger to get her to come out! She tried to take off so i
grabbed her by the neck and wrapped her in a blanket
so she wouldn't scratch me like she did last time. But it
worked! I hauled her fat arse down the stairs and threw
her into the backyard.. .she had better not shit in the
vegetable garden again.
The silence in the taxi was deafening

Af, Ass, and Cute: Tricky-D @DropsNoPanties So, my stepson has a girl upstairs in his room that stayed the night and my wife doesn't know yet. I'm curious on how he plans to smuggle her out now that the whole family is awake... ...and now we wait Tricky-D @DropsNoPanties People asking for updates: she's still here, the wife has gone into full Saturday house cleaning mode. Stil hasn't noticed the cute white shoes by the door. This could be his chance while she's distracted. Tricky-D @DropsNoPanties 11:00am central standard time... My wife (amazing wife) cleaning so hard core she doesn't even notice me standing behind her to take this pic... Music cranked all the way. Now's the chance. will he see the opportunity?? Tricky-D @DropsNoPanties 1d I think they might be waiting it out. The wife usually lays down and reads after lunch, especially after cleaning her ass off all morning. Could he be waiting for that?? Can she hold her pee another hour or so?? I have no idea what they thinking up there 940 t532 8,957 Tricky-D @DropsNoPanties 1d I'm afraid this thread isn't going to live up to the hype. You know, like a Ben Affleck Miramax movie 'm waiting just like the rest of you 921 ロ470 ㅇ8,240.1, Tricky-D @DropsNoPanties 1d OMG OMG OHHHH MY GAWDDDDDDD SHE CAME DOWN TO USE THE BATHROOM! IT'S ONE OF HIS CLOSEST FRIENDS! See. Mom might believe it's just a friendly sleepover, she was lucky enough to sleep through the fuck fest above our heads at 4am Tricky-D @DropsNoPanties 1d I don't even know if the wife saw her come downstairs to use the bathroom. She's said nothing and it's not like I can ask... Yet 2451 ㅇ7,508 Tricky-D @DropsNoPanties 1d I don't even know if the wife saw her come downstairs to use the bathroom. She's said nothing and it's not like I can ask... Yet t2451 7,508 Tricky-D @DropsNoPanties 1d Omg this kid!! NONCHALANT AF he casually strolls downstairs... AND grabbed those shoes and went back upstairs. Side eyeing me the whole way past. I shot him a little wink. They gonna hit that side door. bet. Tricky-D @DropsNoPanties And closure... Sure enough, hit the side door and they gone. I don't know about you but need a drink after that suspense. Thanks for following along! That was amazing A story worth of a short film

Af, Ass, and Cute: Tricky-D
@DropsNoPanties
So, my stepson has a girl upstairs in
his room that stayed the night and my
wife doesn't know yet. I'm curious on
how he plans to smuggle her out now
that the whole family is awake...
...and now we wait
Tricky-D
@DropsNoPanties
People asking for updates: she's still
here, the wife has gone into full
Saturday house cleaning mode. Stil
hasn't noticed the cute white shoes by
the door. This could be his chance
while she's distracted.
Tricky-D
@DropsNoPanties
11:00am central standard time... My
wife (amazing wife) cleaning so hard
core she doesn't even notice me
standing behind her to take this pic...
Music cranked all the way. Now's the
chance. will he see the opportunity??
Tricky-D @DropsNoPanties 1d
I think they might be waiting it out. The
wife usually lays down and reads after
lunch, especially after cleaning her ass
off all morning. Could he be waiting for
that?? Can she hold her pee another
hour or so?? I have no idea what they
thinking up there
940 t532 8,957
Tricky-D @DropsNoPanties 1d
I'm afraid this thread isn't going to live up
to the hype. You know, like a Ben Affleck
Miramax movie 'm waiting just like
the rest of you
921
ロ470
ㅇ8,240.1,
Tricky-D @DropsNoPanties 1d
OMG OMG OHHHH MY GAWDDDDDDD
SHE CAME DOWN TO USE THE
BATHROOM! IT'S ONE OF HIS CLOSEST
FRIENDS! See. Mom might believe it's
just a friendly sleepover, she was lucky
enough to sleep through the fuck fest
above our heads at 4am
Tricky-D @DropsNoPanties 1d
I don't even know if the wife saw her
come downstairs to use the bathroom.
She's said nothing and it's not like I can
ask... Yet
2451 ㅇ7,508
Tricky-D @DropsNoPanties 1d
I don't even know if the wife saw her
come downstairs to use the bathroom.
She's said nothing and it's not like I can
ask... Yet
t2451
7,508
Tricky-D @DropsNoPanties 1d
Omg this kid!! NONCHALANT AF he
casually strolls downstairs... AND
grabbed those shoes and went back
upstairs. Side eyeing me the whole way
past. I shot him a little wink. They
gonna hit that side door. bet.
Tricky-D
@DropsNoPanties
And closure... Sure enough, hit the
side door and they gone. I don't know
about you but need a drink after that
suspense. Thanks for following along!
That was amazing
A story worth of a short film

Af, Ass, and Cute: Tricky-D
@DropsNoPanties
So, my stepson has a girl upstairs in
his room that stayed the night and my
wife doesn't know yet. I'm curious on
how he plans to smuggle her out now
that the whole family is awake...
...and now we wait
Tricky-D
@DropsNoPanties
People asking for updates: she's still
here, the wife has gone into full
Saturday house cleaning mode. Stil
hasn't noticed the cute white shoes by
the door. This could be his chance
while she's distracted.
Tricky-D
@DropsNoPanties
11:00am central standard time... My
wife (amazing wife) cleaning so hard
core she doesn't even notice me
standing behind her to take this pic...
Music cranked all the way. Now's the
chance. will he see the opportunity??
Tricky-D @DropsNoPanties 1d
I think they might be waiting it out. The
wife usually lays down and reads after
lunch, especially after cleaning her ass
off all morning. Could he be waiting for
that?? Can she hold her pee another
hour or so?? I have no idea what they
thinking up there
940 t532 8,957
Tricky-D @DropsNoPanties 1d
I'm afraid this thread isn't going to live up
to the hype. You know, like a Ben Affleck
Miramax movie 'm waiting just like
the rest of you
921
ロ470
ㅇ8,240.1,
Tricky-D @DropsNoPanties 1d
OMG OMG OHHHH MY GAWDDDDDDD
SHE CAME DOWN TO USE THE
BATHROOM! IT'S ONE OF HIS CLOSEST
FRIENDS! See. Mom might believe it's
just a friendly sleepover, she was lucky
enough to sleep through the fuck fest
above our heads at 4am
Tricky-D @DropsNoPanties 1d
I don't even know if the wife saw her
come downstairs to use the bathroom.
She's said nothing and it's not like I can
ask... Yet
2451 ㅇ7,508
Tricky-D @DropsNoPanties 1d
I don't even know if the wife saw her
come downstairs to use the bathroom.
She's said nothing and it's not like I can
ask... Yet
t2451
7,508
Tricky-D @DropsNoPanties 1d
Omg this kid!! NONCHALANT AF he
casually strolls downstairs... AND
grabbed those shoes and went back
upstairs. Side eyeing me the whole way
past. I shot him a little wink. They
gonna hit that side door. bet.
Tricky-D
@DropsNoPanties
And closure... Sure enough, hit the
side door and they gone. I don't know
about you but need a drink after that
suspense. Thanks for following along!
That was amazing
A story worth of a short film

You, Door, and Done: When you haven't done any of your chores and you hear the keys jiggling in the door .. These panic moments

You, Door, and Done: When you haven't done any of your
chores and you hear the keys jiggling in
the door ..
These panic moments

You, Door, and Done: When you haven't done any of your
chores and you hear the keys jiggling in
the door ..
These panic moments

These panic moments

Naked, Lock, and You: When you naked in the bathroom and u forgot to lock the door and someone opens it https://t.co/0mmbZR9RHA

Naked, Lock, and You: When you naked in the bathroom
and u forgot to lock the door and
someone opens it
https://t.co/0mmbZR9RHA

Naked, Lock, and You: When you naked in the bathroom
and u forgot to lock the door and
someone opens it
https://t.co/0mmbZR9RHA

https://t.co/0mmbZR9RHA

Cute, Life, and Memes: uhrair my boyfriend talks in his sleep and I wish it was just cute gibberish but instead it's TERRIFYING. so far, he has: grabbed me by the shoulder and put his hand over my mouth at 3am and pointed to the wall whispering "do you see it? the barbed wire." woken me up and muttered "he's here" while staring at my bedroom door rolled over last night and said "you don't know what's out there. You don't know what's in the swamp" he's taken like 20 years off my life. uhrair on a less terrifying note, he once kissed me really gently and then said "have a great day at work baby" and pushed me onto the floor at 2am and immediately wrapped himself in all the covers 313,741 notes Follow @hardcorecomedy2.0 he always posts 🔥🔥

Cute, Life, and Memes: uhrair
my boyfriend talks in his sleep and I wish it was
just cute gibberish but instead it's TERRIFYING.
so far, he has:
grabbed me by the shoulder and put his hand
over my mouth at 3am and pointed to the wall
whispering "do you see it? the barbed wire."
woken me up and muttered "he's here" while
staring at my bedroom door
rolled over last night and said "you don't
know what's out there. You don't know what's
in the swamp"
he's taken like 20 years off my life.
uhrair
on a less terrifying note, he once kissed me
really gently and then said "have a great day at
work baby" and pushed me onto the floor at
2am and immediately wrapped himself in all the
covers
313,741 notes
Follow @hardcorecomedy2.0 he always posts 🔥🔥

Cute, Life, and Memes: uhrair
my boyfriend talks in his sleep and I wish it was
just cute gibberish but instead it's TERRIFYING.
so far, he has:
grabbed me by the shoulder and put his hand
over my mouth at 3am and pointed to the wall
whispering "do you see it? the barbed wire."
woken me up and muttered "he's here" while
staring at my bedroom door
rolled over last night and said "you don't
know what's out there. You don't know what's
in the swamp"
he's taken like 20 years off my life.
uhrair
on a less terrifying note, he once kissed me
really gently and then said "have a great day at
work baby" and pushed me onto the floor at
2am and immediately wrapped himself in all the
covers
313,741 notes
Follow @hardcorecomedy2.0 he always posts 🔥🔥

Follow @hardcorecomedy2.0 he always posts 🔥🔥

Tom Hardy, Tumblr, and Blog: 7?3 OPEN TRAC DOOR Knok 21 72 yuushishio: my messy sketch imagining of everything is the same except Eddie really wears that unicorn tank top of Tom Hardy.

Tom Hardy, Tumblr, and Blog: 7?3
OPEN
TRAC
DOOR
Knok
21
72
yuushishio:
my messy sketch imagining of everything is the same except Eddie really wears that unicorn tank top of Tom Hardy.

Tom Hardy, Tumblr, and Blog: 7?3
OPEN
TRAC
DOOR
Knok
21
72
yuushishio:
my messy sketch imagining of everything is the same except Eddie really wears that unicorn tank top of Tom Hardy.

Cats, Crying, and My House: Guys maintenance tried to visit my house today and only left this on the door I'm crying □ To repair plumbing For preventive maintenance For requested maintenance Other: We could not complete work requested becaus Dack Cat eiol NO Other Message Cats a great watchdog

Cats, Crying, and My House: Guys maintenance tried to visit my
house today and only left this on the
door I'm crying
□ To repair plumbing
For preventive maintenance
For requested maintenance
Other:
We could not complete work
requested becaus
Dack Cat eiol NO
Other Message
Cats a great watchdog

Cats, Crying, and My House: Guys maintenance tried to visit my
house today and only left this on the
door I'm crying
□ To repair plumbing
For preventive maintenance
For requested maintenance
Other:
We could not complete work
requested becaus
Dack Cat eiol NO
Other Message
Cats a great watchdog

Cats a great watchdog

Dank, Doctor, and Sorry: thom @Barknado69 Doctor: I'm sorry *puts hand on my shoulder* you'll never walk again My dog: *kicks in the hospital door* did somebody say WALK

Dank, Doctor, and Sorry: thom
@Barknado69
Doctor: I'm sorry *puts hand on my
shoulder* you'll never walk again
My dog: *kicks in the hospital door*
did somebody say WALK

Dank, Doctor, and Sorry: thom
@Barknado69
Doctor: I'm sorry *puts hand on my
shoulder* you'll never walk again
My dog: *kicks in the hospital door*
did somebody say WALK

Doctor, Sorry, and Hospital: thom @Barknado69 Doctor: I'm sorry *puts hand on my shoulder* youll never walk again My dog: *kicks in the hospital door* did somebody say WALK *wiggles tail entusiastically*

Doctor, Sorry, and Hospital: thom
@Barknado69
Doctor: I'm sorry *puts hand on my
shoulder* youll never walk again
My dog: *kicks in the hospital door*
did somebody say WALK
*wiggles tail entusiastically*

Doctor, Sorry, and Hospital: thom
@Barknado69
Doctor: I'm sorry *puts hand on my
shoulder* youll never walk again
My dog: *kicks in the hospital door*
did somebody say WALK
*wiggles tail entusiastically*

*wiggles tail entusiastically*

Fucking, Girl, and Time: ruckin @ruckin your girl will still ride in your car if she's mad at u but she's just going to turn her knees towards her door and look out her window the whole time like a fucking Labrador..

Fucking, Girl, and Time: ruckin
@ruckin
your girl will still ride in your car if she's
mad at u but she's just going to turn her
knees towards her door and look out
her window the whole time like a
fucking Labrador..

Fucking, Girl, and Time: ruckin
@ruckin
your girl will still ride in your car if she's
mad at u but she's just going to turn her
knees towards her door and look out
her window the whole time like a
fucking Labrador..

Ass, Funny, and Time: When your mom is coming to beat your ass and you lock the door just in time 😉

Ass, Funny, and Time: When your mom is coming to beat
your ass and you lock the door just in
time
😉

Ass, Funny, and Time: When your mom is coming to beat
your ass and you lock the door just in
time
😉

Ass, Funny, and Time: When your mom is coming to beat your ass and you lock the door just in time 😉

Ass, Funny, and Time: When your mom is coming to beat
your ass and you lock the door just in
time
😉

Ass, Funny, and Time: When your mom is coming to beat
your ass and you lock the door just in
time
😉

Memes, 🤖, and Got: "SANDRA CAN YOU OPEN THE FUKIN DOOR WE KINDA GOT A SITUATION OUT HERE"

Memes, 🤖, and Got: "SANDRA CAN YOU OPEN THE
FUKIN DOOR WE KINDA GOT A
SITUATION OUT HERE"

Memes, 🤖, and Got: "SANDRA CAN YOU OPEN THE
FUKIN DOOR WE KINDA GOT A
SITUATION OUT HERE"

Bae, Memes, and Text: When she sends you that " lhe door is open, just walk in" text 15 IG: @thegainz Damn bae, can I at least get a hug?

Bae, Memes, and Text: When she sends you that " lhe
door is open, just walk in" text
15
IG: @thegainz
Damn bae, can I at least get a hug?

Bae, Memes, and Text: When she sends you that " lhe
door is open, just walk in" text
15
IG: @thegainz
Damn bae, can I at least get a hug?

Damn bae, can I at least get a hug?

Friends, Shit, and Best: Four lexas couples whod been best friends for decades built their owrn neighborhood so they could live next door to each other forever. They have four houses in a row, plus a larger one with a kitchen where they can all hang out together. Holy shit I haven’t posted in a while, hi bitches

Friends, Shit, and Best: Four lexas couples whod been best
friends for decades built their owrn
neighborhood so they could live next
door to each other forever. They have
four houses in a row, plus a larger one
with a kitchen where they can all hang
out together.
Holy shit I haven’t posted in a while, hi bitches

Friends, Shit, and Best: Four lexas couples whod been best
friends for decades built their owrn
neighborhood so they could live next
door to each other forever. They have
four houses in a row, plus a larger one
with a kitchen where they can all hang
out together.
Holy shit I haven’t posted in a while, hi bitches

Tumblr, Blog, and Got: "Mylanyard got caught on the knob and my keysswung inside the door as I closed it. This hasto bethe stupidest possible way to lock yourself out." you should probably go to TheMetaPicture.com epicjohndoe: Probably The Dumbest Way To Lock Yourself Out

Tumblr, Blog, and Got: "Mylanyard got caught on the knob and my
keysswung inside the door as I closed it. This
hasto bethe stupidest possible way to lock
yourself out."
you should probably go to TheMetaPicture.com
epicjohndoe:

Probably The Dumbest Way To Lock Yourself Out

Tumblr, Blog, and Got: "Mylanyard got caught on the knob and my
keysswung inside the door as I closed it. This
hasto bethe stupidest possible way to lock
yourself out."
you should probably go to TheMetaPicture.com
epicjohndoe:

Probably The Dumbest Way To Lock Yourself Out

epicjohndoe: Probably The Dumbest Way To Lock Yourself Out

Mom, Got, and Him: Jake @lverhulst123 Follow Yesterday I told my nephew Im not allowed to eat popsicles (bcuz my sis doesn't want him eating junk & he copies me) So he pulls me into the bathroom, slams the door, and whispers: "ssshhhh I got us both popsicles but we need to eat them in here so my mom doesn't find out" 8:44 AM- 12 Jul 2018 This is so pure

Mom, Got, and Him: Jake
@lverhulst123
Follow
Yesterday I told my nephew Im not allowed to
eat popsicles (bcuz my sis doesn't want him
eating junk & he copies me)
So he pulls me into the bathroom, slams the
door, and whispers: "ssshhhh I got us both
popsicles but we need to eat them in here so
my mom doesn't find out"
8:44 AM- 12 Jul 2018
This is so pure

Mom, Got, and Him: Jake
@lverhulst123
Follow
Yesterday I told my nephew Im not allowed to
eat popsicles (bcuz my sis doesn't want him
eating junk & he copies me)
So he pulls me into the bathroom, slams the
door, and whispers: "ssshhhh I got us both
popsicles but we need to eat them in here so
my mom doesn't find out"
8:44 AM- 12 Jul 2018
This is so pure

This is so pure

Soon..., Camera, and House: acegodzilla so i got a notification from our security camera that someone was at the front door and a bluy friend he has arrived I’ll bee at your house soon. via /r/wholesomememes http://bit.ly/2RNUnrG

Soon..., Camera, and House: acegodzilla
so i got a notification from our security camera that someone was at the front door and
a bluy friend
he has arrived
I’ll bee at your house soon. via /r/wholesomememes http://bit.ly/2RNUnrG

Soon..., Camera, and House: acegodzilla
so i got a notification from our security camera that someone was at the front door and
a bluy friend
he has arrived
I’ll bee at your house soon. via /r/wholesomememes http://bit.ly/2RNUnrG

I’ll bee at your house soon. via /r/wholesomememes http://bit.ly/2RNUnrG

Dad, Funny, and Tumblr: The Dad @thedad THE DAL Hey if a public bathroom door is locked don't forget to try to repeatedly open it and give the person using it paralyzing anxiety

Dad, Funny, and Tumblr: The Dad
@thedad
THE DAL
Hey if a public bathroom door is
locked don't forget to try to
repeatedly open it and give the
person using it paralyzing anxiety

Dad, Funny, and Tumblr: The Dad
@thedad
THE DAL
Hey if a public bathroom door is
locked don't forget to try to
repeatedly open it and give the
person using it paralyzing anxiety

Internet, Phone, and Dank Memes: The Verge @verge Samsung's new fridge will ping your phone if you leave the door open Internet of @internetofsh why tf doesn't it just close the door itself if it's so smart useless

Internet, Phone, and Dank Memes: The Verge
@verge
Samsung's new fridge will ping your
phone if you leave the door open
Internet of
@internetofsh
why tf doesn't it just close the door
itself if it's so smart
useless

Internet, Phone, and Dank Memes: The Verge
@verge
Samsung's new fridge will ping your
phone if you leave the door open
Internet of
@internetofsh
why tf doesn't it just close the door
itself if it's so smart
useless

useless

Dad, Some More, and Tumblr: Dad checking in on you during a depressive episode starter pack "hey..." doesn't really understand why you're sad but doesn't try to either "champ" "wanna talk about it? "you should let some more light in here" picks up a random object/toy in your room "buddy" "door open or closed?" heh, haven't seen one of these in years" "alright, well... just let me know if there's anything i can do" awesomacious: Im so happy to have a dad that does this

Dad, Some More, and Tumblr: Dad checking in on you
during a depressive episode starter pack
"hey..."
doesn't really
understand
why you're
sad but
doesn't try
to either
"champ"
"wanna talk about it?
"you should let some more light in here"
picks up a random
object/toy in your room
"buddy"
"door open or closed?"
heh, haven't seen one
of these in years"
"alright, well...
just let me know if there's anything i can do"
awesomacious:

Im so happy to have a dad that does this

Dad, Some More, and Tumblr: Dad checking in on you
during a depressive episode starter pack
"hey..."
doesn't really
understand
why you're
sad but
doesn't try
to either
"champ"
"wanna talk about it?
"you should let some more light in here"
picks up a random
object/toy in your room
"buddy"
"door open or closed?"
heh, haven't seen one
of these in years"
"alright, well...
just let me know if there's anything i can do"
awesomacious:

Im so happy to have a dad that does this

awesomacious: Im so happy to have a dad that does this

Internet, Phone, and Got: The Verge @verge Samsung's new fridge will ping your phone if you leave the door open 9 32- Internet of @internetofsh why tf doesn't it just close the door itself if it's so smart He’s got a point

Internet, Phone, and Got: The Verge
@verge
Samsung's new fridge will ping your
phone if you leave the door open
9 32-
Internet of
@internetofsh
why tf doesn't it just close the door
itself if it's so smart
He’s got a point

Internet, Phone, and Got: The Verge
@verge
Samsung's new fridge will ping your
phone if you leave the door open
9 32-
Internet of
@internetofsh
why tf doesn't it just close the door
itself if it's so smart
He’s got a point

He’s got a point

Fam, Homie, and School: Brian Smith 16 hrs Young kid Banging on the door I wake up Like WTF!! I open it like What up Lil homie (i've never seen him Before). He said I MISSED THE BUS & NO ONE WILL TAKE ME TO SCHOOL IVE KNOCKED ON 3 DOORS.... my response SAY NO MORE FAM... DIDNT EVEN BRUSH MY TEETH just grabbed my keys Slipped on my Foams. GO GET THAT EDUCATION YOUNG BROTHA!!!! 700型THIS IS WHAT A BIG HOMIE DOES FOR YOUNG BROTHAS... #RealOG #TheYouthTheFuture MADE WITH SPLIT PIC Still the most wholesome

Fam, Homie, and School: Brian Smith
16 hrs
Young kid Banging on the door I wake up Like WTF!! I
open it like What up Lil homie (i've never seen him
Before). He said I MISSED THE BUS & NO ONE WILL
TAKE ME TO SCHOOL IVE KNOCKED ON 3 DOORS....
my response SAY NO MORE FAM... DIDNT EVEN
BRUSH MY TEETH just grabbed my keys Slipped on
my Foams.
GO GET THAT EDUCATION YOUNG BROTHA!!!!
700型THIS IS WHAT A BIG HOMIE DOES FOR YOUNG
BROTHAS...
#RealOG #TheYouthTheFuture
MADE WITH
SPLIT PIC
Still the most wholesome

Fam, Homie, and School: Brian Smith
16 hrs
Young kid Banging on the door I wake up Like WTF!! I
open it like What up Lil homie (i've never seen him
Before). He said I MISSED THE BUS & NO ONE WILL
TAKE ME TO SCHOOL IVE KNOCKED ON 3 DOORS....
my response SAY NO MORE FAM... DIDNT EVEN
BRUSH MY TEETH just grabbed my keys Slipped on
my Foams.
GO GET THAT EDUCATION YOUNG BROTHA!!!!
700型THIS IS WHAT A BIG HOMIE DOES FOR YOUNG
BROTHAS...
#RealOG #TheYouthTheFuture
MADE WITH
SPLIT PIC
Still the most wholesome

Still the most wholesome

Memes, Thank You, and 🤖: Dylvindi @DylTheGoon my sister just slid this under my door??? Considey I would say thank you@and eat the torteeya

Memes, Thank You, and 🤖: Dylvindi
@DylTheGoon
my sister just slid this under my door???
Considey
I would say thank you@and eat the torteeya

Memes, Thank You, and 🤖: Dylvindi
@DylTheGoon
my sister just slid this under my door???
Considey
I would say thank you@and eat the torteeya

I would say thank you@and eat the torteeya

Fucking, Girl, and Waiting...: I was waiting for the elevator when I randomly said "alohamora" way too loud as the door opened. A girl looked at me in confusion and was like "what?" And a guy looked at me as he smiled and whispered, "muggles." MADE MY FUCKING DAY. Strangers like that

Fucking, Girl, and Waiting...: I was waiting for the elevator when I
randomly said "alohamora" way too loud
as the door opened.
A girl looked at me in confusion and was
like "what?"
And a guy looked at me as he smiled
and whispered, "muggles."
MADE MY FUCKING DAY.
Strangers like that

Fucking, Girl, and Waiting...: I was waiting for the elevator when I
randomly said "alohamora" way too loud
as the door opened.
A girl looked at me in confusion and was
like "what?"
And a guy looked at me as he smiled
and whispered, "muggles."
MADE MY FUCKING DAY.
Strangers like that

Let Me In, Door, and For: let me in i just want a sp FOR YOUR SAFETY KEEP THIS DOOR CLOSED

Let Me In, Door, and For: let me in
i just want a sp
FOR YOUR SAFETY
KEEP THIS DOOR
CLOSED

Let Me In, Door, and For: let me in
i just want a sp
FOR YOUR SAFETY
KEEP THIS DOOR
CLOSED

9gag, Fucking, and Memes: Mon Cortes @rammycortes I was waiting for the elevator when I randomly said "alohamora" way too loud as the door opened A girl looked at me in confusion and was like "what?" And a guy looked at me as he smiled and whispered, "muggles 13 MADE MY FUCKING DAY. Accidental potterhead bromance.⠀ -⠀ By @rammycortes⠀ -⠀ lizard wizard 9gag harrypotter

9gag, Fucking, and Memes: Mon Cortes
@rammycortes
I was waiting for the elevator when I
randomly said "alohamora" way too loud
as the door opened
A girl looked at me in confusion and was
like "what?"
And a guy looked at me as he smiled
and whispered, "muggles
13
MADE MY FUCKING DAY.
Accidental potterhead bromance.⠀ -⠀ By @rammycortes⠀ -⠀ lizard wizard 9gag harrypotter

9gag, Fucking, and Memes: Mon Cortes
@rammycortes
I was waiting for the elevator when I
randomly said "alohamora" way too loud
as the door opened
A girl looked at me in confusion and was
like "what?"
And a guy looked at me as he smiled
and whispered, "muggles
13
MADE MY FUCKING DAY.
Accidental potterhead bromance.⠀ -⠀ By @rammycortes⠀ -⠀ lizard wizard 9gag harrypotter

Bailey Jay, Climbing, and Creepy: 4:00:56 4:01:40 4:01:26 4:02:14 4:02:51 Sitting and Smiling #218 19,974 views 2 days ago Sitting and Smiling #217 19,961 views 4 days ago Sitting and Smiling #216 12,200 views 5 days ago Sitting and Smiling #215 12,609 views 6 days ago Sitting and Smiling #214 37,252 views 1 week ago 4:02:37 4:01:40 4:02:32 4:02:41 4:02:16 Sitting and Smiling #213 30,742 views 2 weeks ago Sitting and Smiling #212 17,316 views 3 weeks ago Sitting and Smiling #211 18,850 views 3 weeks ago Sitting and Smiling #210 19,544 views 3 weeks ago Sitting and Smiling #209 35,082 views 1 month ago 4:01:55 4:01:31 4:01:11 4:02:42 4:03:56 Sitting and Smiling #208 25,193 views 1 month ago Sitting and Smiling #207 88,097 views 1 month ago Sitting and Smiling #206 20,924 views 1 month ago Sitting and Smiling #205 17,728 views 1 month ago Sitting and Smiling #204 36,343 views 1 month ago thefingerfuckingfemalefury: phoneus: every1one: moonlandingwasfaked: jasper-rolls: today in “youtube’s recommendation algorithm completely misunderstands what i’m interested in”: i am recommended a channel consisting entirely of livestreams of a creepy dude sitting in a corner and just staring at the camera for 4 hours, 3 times a week a robber broke into his house and he didn’t stop recording and the robber got so creeped out he left. the video is on his YouTube somewhere https://youtu.be/tmrXakd_r6I?t=9391 here “This episode of Sitting and Smiling features a very special guest.About 2.5 hours into the webcast, I hear someone come into thehouse, which is odd, because my only housemate is at work, and we aren’t expecting anyone. I realize I didn’t check to see if the doors were locked before starting the webcast. I hear the person stealthily moving around the house, and then I hear them stealthily climbing the stairs, towards my room. My door opens, and I hear an unfamiliar malevoice say “Hello?”. Then, after presumably seeing me sitting still and smiling in front of a camera, lit from beneath by a florescent bulb, he promptly descends the stairs and exits the house. You can see this happen at 2:36:30 As it turns out, the doors were locked, and he had broken one open. We found nothing missing, as there is not really anything of value in the house other than the laptop I was using to webcast.“ I’m howling The robber legitimately thinks they just walked into a creepypasta and they made the wise choice of getting the hell out of there

Bailey Jay, Climbing, and Creepy: 4:00:56
4:01:40
4:01:26
4:02:14
4:02:51
Sitting and Smiling #218
19,974 views 2 days ago
Sitting and Smiling #217
19,961 views 4 days ago
Sitting and Smiling #216
12,200 views 5 days ago
Sitting and Smiling #215
12,609 views 6 days ago
Sitting and Smiling #214
37,252 views 1 week ago
4:02:37
4:01:40
4:02:32
4:02:41
4:02:16
Sitting and Smiling #213
30,742 views 2 weeks ago
Sitting and Smiling #212
17,316 views 3 weeks ago
Sitting and Smiling #211
18,850 views 3 weeks ago
Sitting and Smiling #210
19,544 views 3 weeks ago
Sitting and Smiling #209
35,082 views 1 month ago
4:01:55
4:01:31
4:01:11
4:02:42
4:03:56
Sitting and Smiling #208
25,193 views 1 month ago
Sitting and Smiling #207
88,097 views 1 month ago
Sitting and Smiling #206
20,924 views 1 month ago
Sitting and Smiling #205
17,728 views 1 month ago
Sitting and Smiling #204
36,343 views 1 month ago
thefingerfuckingfemalefury:
phoneus:

every1one:

moonlandingwasfaked:

jasper-rolls:

today in “youtube’s recommendation algorithm completely misunderstands what i’m interested in”: i am recommended a channel consisting entirely of livestreams of a creepy dude sitting in a corner and just staring at the camera for 4 hours, 3 times a week

a robber broke into his house and he didn’t stop recording and the robber got so creeped out he left. the video is on his YouTube somewhere

https://youtu.be/tmrXakd_r6I?t=9391 here

“This episode of Sitting and Smiling features a very special guest.About 2.5 hours into the webcast, I hear someone come into thehouse, which is odd, because my only housemate is at work, and we aren’t expecting anyone. I realize I didn’t check to see if the doors were locked before starting the webcast. I hear the person stealthily moving around the house, and then I hear them stealthily climbing the stairs, towards my room. My door opens, and I hear an unfamiliar malevoice say “Hello?”. Then, after presumably seeing me sitting still and smiling in front of a camera, lit from beneath by a florescent bulb, he promptly descends the stairs and exits the house.
You can see this happen at 2:36:30
As it turns out, the doors were locked, and he had broken one open. We found nothing missing, as there is not really anything of value in the house other than the laptop I was using to webcast.“
I’m howling

The robber legitimately thinks they just walked into a creepypasta and they made the wise choice of getting the hell out of there

Bailey Jay, Climbing, and Creepy: 4:00:56
4:01:40
4:01:26
4:02:14
4:02:51
Sitting and Smiling #218
19,974 views 2 days ago
Sitting and Smiling #217
19,961 views 4 days ago
Sitting and Smiling #216
12,200 views 5 days ago
Sitting and Smiling #215
12,609 views 6 days ago
Sitting and Smiling #214
37,252 views 1 week ago
4:02:37
4:01:40
4:02:32
4:02:41
4:02:16
Sitting and Smiling #213
30,742 views 2 weeks ago
Sitting and Smiling #212
17,316 views 3 weeks ago
Sitting and Smiling #211
18,850 views 3 weeks ago
Sitting and Smiling #210
19,544 views 3 weeks ago
Sitting and Smiling #209
35,082 views 1 month ago
4:01:55
4:01:31
4:01:11
4:02:42
4:03:56
Sitting and Smiling #208
25,193 views 1 month ago
Sitting and Smiling #207
88,097 views 1 month ago
Sitting and Smiling #206
20,924 views 1 month ago
Sitting and Smiling #205
17,728 views 1 month ago
Sitting and Smiling #204
36,343 views 1 month ago
thefingerfuckingfemalefury:
phoneus:

every1one:

moonlandingwasfaked:

jasper-rolls:

today in “youtube’s recommendation algorithm completely misunderstands what i’m interested in”: i am recommended a channel consisting entirely of livestreams of a creepy dude sitting in a corner and just staring at the camera for 4 hours, 3 times a week

a robber broke into his house and he didn’t stop recording and the robber got so creeped out he left. the video is on his YouTube somewhere

https://youtu.be/tmrXakd_r6I?t=9391 here

“This episode of Sitting and Smiling features a very special guest.About 2.5 hours into the webcast, I hear someone come into thehouse, which is odd, because my only housemate is at work, and we aren’t expecting anyone. I realize I didn’t check to see if the doors were locked before starting the webcast. I hear the person stealthily moving around the house, and then I hear them stealthily climbing the stairs, towards my room. My door opens, and I hear an unfamiliar malevoice say “Hello?”. Then, after presumably seeing me sitting still and smiling in front of a camera, lit from beneath by a florescent bulb, he promptly descends the stairs and exits the house.
You can see this happen at 2:36:30
As it turns out, the doors were locked, and he had broken one open. We found nothing missing, as there is not really anything of value in the house other than the laptop I was using to webcast.“
I’m howling

The robber legitimately thinks they just walked into a creepypasta and they made the wise choice of getting the hell out of there

Cute, Target, and Tumblr: ccess AccessS/* thehoosh: automatic-caution-door: this is cute

Cute, Target, and Tumblr: ccess
AccessS/*
thehoosh:

automatic-caution-door:

this is cute

Cute, Target, and Tumblr: ccess
AccessS/*
thehoosh:

automatic-caution-door:

this is cute

Dank, Dick, and Headphones: *locks bedroom door, plugs Headphones, picks a porn, whips Dick out* Me to my meait: Lord

Dank, Dick, and Headphones: *locks bedroom door, plugs
Headphones, picks a porn, whips
Dick out*
Me to my meait:
Lord

Dank, Dick, and Headphones: *locks bedroom door, plugs
Headphones, picks a porn, whips
Dick out*
Me to my meait:
Lord

Family, Life, and True: Review of Holmes& Watson Holmes & Watson (2018) 2/10 From the heart of a true fan 26 December 2018 When I was a rookie state trooper at the age of 24, I had to knock on a door at 2am and awaken a mother and father, just to tell them that their son, also 24, had been killed in an automobile accident. Naturally, they were distraught. I stayed in their home and answered their many questions and attempted to comfort them as best I could until family members arrived. At the mere age of 24, I was not ready for that moment and I have spent the following 23 years secure in the notion that those 90 minutes would be the most agonizing and uncomfortable 90 minutes of my life. HOLMES&WATSON I was wrong. That night in 1995 will forever finish a distant second to the time I watched Holmes & Watson. kari-izumi: imaginarycircus: This isn’t a mic drop. This is the birth of a black hole. This wasn’t a murder I witnessed, but a mass execution

Family, Life, and True: Review of Holmes& Watson
Holmes & Watson (2018)
2/10
From the heart of a true fan
26 December 2018
When I was a rookie state trooper at the age of 24, I had to knock on a
door at 2am and awaken a mother and father, just to tell them that
their son, also 24, had been killed in an automobile accident. Naturally,
they were distraught. I stayed in their home and answered their many
questions and attempted to comfort them as best I could until family
members arrived. At the mere age of 24, I was not ready for that
moment and I have spent the following 23 years secure in the notion
that those 90 minutes would be the most agonizing and uncomfortable
90 minutes of my life.
HOLMES&WATSON
I was wrong. That night in 1995 will forever finish a distant second to
the time I watched Holmes & Watson.
kari-izumi:

imaginarycircus:

This isn’t a mic drop. This is the birth of a black hole.

This wasn’t a murder I witnessed, but a mass execution

Family, Life, and True: Review of Holmes& Watson
Holmes & Watson (2018)
2/10
From the heart of a true fan
26 December 2018
When I was a rookie state trooper at the age of 24, I had to knock on a
door at 2am and awaken a mother and father, just to tell them that
their son, also 24, had been killed in an automobile accident. Naturally,
they were distraught. I stayed in their home and answered their many
questions and attempted to comfort them as best I could until family
members arrived. At the mere age of 24, I was not ready for that
moment and I have spent the following 23 years secure in the notion
that those 90 minutes would be the most agonizing and uncomfortable
90 minutes of my life.
HOLMES&WATSON
I was wrong. That night in 1995 will forever finish a distant second to
the time I watched Holmes & Watson.
kari-izumi:

imaginarycircus:

This isn’t a mic drop. This is the birth of a black hole.

This wasn’t a murder I witnessed, but a mass execution

kari-izumi: imaginarycircus: This isn’t a mic drop. This is the birth of a black hole. This wasn’t a murder I witnessed, but a mass execu...

Dad, Some More, and Happy: Dad checking in on you during a depressive episode starter pack "hey..." doesn't really understand why you're sad but doesn't try to either "champ" "wanna talk about it? "you should let some more light in here" picks up a random object/toy in your room "buddy" "door open or closed?" heh, haven't seen one of these in years" "alright, well... just let me know if there's anything i can do" Im so happy to have a dad that does this

Dad, Some More, and Happy: Dad checking in on you
during a depressive episode starter pack
"hey..."
doesn't really
understand
why you're
sad but
doesn't try
to either
"champ"
"wanna talk about it?
"you should let some more light in here"
picks up a random
object/toy in your room
"buddy"
"door open or closed?"
heh, haven't seen one
of these in years"
"alright, well...
just let me know if there's anything i can do"
Im so happy to have a dad that does this

Dad, Some More, and Happy: Dad checking in on you
during a depressive episode starter pack
"hey..."
doesn't really
understand
why you're
sad but
doesn't try
to either
"champ"
"wanna talk about it?
"you should let some more light in here"
picks up a random
object/toy in your room
"buddy"
"door open or closed?"
heh, haven't seen one
of these in years"
"alright, well...
just let me know if there's anything i can do"
Im so happy to have a dad that does this

Im so happy to have a dad that does this

Energy, Work, and Today: pippenpaddlopsicopolisthethird Tracking Service, as helpfully as possible: Your order is out for delivery! It should arrive by 8 PM today! Me, sitting by the door at 8:12 AM: pakige glissand○disaster snakegay cooking site, 10th paragraph of page titled "rustic pulled pork recipe": my grandfather's childhood was tough. every day he had to work the mines, he was only 6 months old when he held is first pickaxe. As he crawled into the mine elevator, just a little baby boy of one, he- me, growing frantic: resippy same energy

Energy, Work, and Today: pippenpaddlopsicopolisthethird
Tracking Service, as helpfully as possible:
Your order is out for delivery! It should
arrive by 8 PM today!
Me, sitting by the door at 8:12 AM: pakige
glissand○disaster
snakegay
cooking site, 10th paragraph of page titled "rustic pulled pork
recipe": my grandfather's childhood was tough. every day he had to work the
mines, he was only 6 months old when he held is first pickaxe. As he crawled
into the mine elevator, just a little baby boy of one, he-
me, growing frantic: resippy
same energy

Energy, Work, and Today: pippenpaddlopsicopolisthethird
Tracking Service, as helpfully as possible:
Your order is out for delivery! It should
arrive by 8 PM today!
Me, sitting by the door at 8:12 AM: pakige
glissand○disaster
snakegay
cooking site, 10th paragraph of page titled "rustic pulled pork
recipe": my grandfather's childhood was tough. every day he had to work the
mines, he was only 6 months old when he held is first pickaxe. As he crawled
into the mine elevator, just a little baby boy of one, he-
me, growing frantic: resippy
same energy

Ass, Memes, and Time: When your mom is coming to beat your ass and you lock the door just in time

Ass, Memes, and Time: When your mom is coming to beat
your ass and you lock the door just in
time

Ass, Memes, and Time: When your mom is coming to beat
your ass and you lock the door just in
time

Big Dick, Bitch, and Fire: TBT PFC Moses Cardenes | It was summer in Rawah Iraq, 2007 NSW and The Highlanders had teamed up to lay hate and discontent through their battle-space w- a small Marine DET next door who stayed getting fucked up at Blue Hackle compound on Camp Kassem. CallsignFatal Highlanders TrojanHorse HunterKiller TFHighlander A young, skinny PFC with BCGs on his face and fire in his heart named Moses Cardenas was a Scout on his first combat deployment. On Aug 2, 07, his platoon set up a snap VCP. (2) bongos eerily halted in the distance refusing to advance. Suddenly(5) muj fucks started laying HEAVY hate on the plt w- PKMs and RPGs immediately wounding Rodie trying to bound for cover. Unable to engage from his position, Cardenas slung his dick over his shoulder, clutched his SAW for dear-fucking-life, and sprinted into the danger zone. While pulling a marine that was easily TWICE his fucking bodyweight w-o gear and ammo, he took a round to the neck that instantly dropped him. Having not one bitchmade bone in his body, he got back up, chicken winged his SAW and laid hate on the trucks while simultaneously walking backwards and buddy dragging Rodie. He then got shot AGAIN and dropped to the ground. But Cardenas having no quit in his heart got back up and dragged Rodie to safety. As soon as he was clear of the LAVs line of fire, big dick Texan Drew Perry opened up on bongo trucks w- 25mm and turned those motherfuckers into scrambled eggs. Unfortunately the platoon lost Lcpl Christian Vasquez but be damned if he didn’t fight bravely that day. Moses Cardenas was given the Silver Star for his actions MOSES CARDENAS SHOULD HAVE RECEIVED A MEDAL OF HONOR FOR WHAT HE DID ON THIS DAY. But due to the officer elitist nature of the United States Marine Corps, Cardenas received no such recognition and had he been you can be sure some coffee-sipping, clean-cammie-having, paper-bitch of an officer would have done their best to hinder the process. Fortunately for the Marine Corps, he’s still leading Marines to this day and has somehow found sets of trousers that fit his massive fucking balls. All the respect in the world for this Marine, Highlander forever. OAF TBT OAFNation

Big Dick, Bitch, and Fire: TBT PFC Moses Cardenes | It was summer in Rawah Iraq, 2007 NSW and The Highlanders had teamed up to lay hate and discontent through their battle-space w- a small Marine DET next door who stayed getting fucked up at Blue Hackle compound on Camp Kassem. CallsignFatal Highlanders TrojanHorse HunterKiller TFHighlander A young, skinny PFC with BCGs on his face and fire in his heart named Moses Cardenas was a Scout on his first combat deployment. On Aug 2, 07, his platoon set up a snap VCP. (2) bongos eerily halted in the distance refusing to advance. Suddenly(5) muj fucks started laying HEAVY hate on the plt w- PKMs and RPGs immediately wounding Rodie trying to bound for cover. Unable to engage from his position, Cardenas slung his dick over his shoulder, clutched his SAW for dear-fucking-life, and sprinted into the danger zone. While pulling a marine that was easily TWICE his fucking bodyweight w-o gear and ammo, he took a round to the neck that instantly dropped him. Having not one bitchmade bone in his body, he got back up, chicken winged his SAW and laid hate on the trucks while simultaneously walking backwards and buddy dragging Rodie. He then got shot AGAIN and dropped to the ground. But Cardenas having no quit in his heart got back up and dragged Rodie to safety. As soon as he was clear of the LAVs line of fire, big dick Texan Drew Perry opened up on bongo trucks w- 25mm and turned those motherfuckers into scrambled eggs. Unfortunately the platoon lost Lcpl Christian Vasquez but be damned if he didn’t fight bravely that day. Moses Cardenas was given the Silver Star for his actions MOSES CARDENAS SHOULD HAVE RECEIVED A MEDAL OF HONOR FOR WHAT HE DID ON THIS DAY. But due to the officer elitist nature of the United States Marine Corps, Cardenas received no such recognition and had he been you can be sure some coffee-sipping, clean-cammie-having, paper-bitch of an officer would have done their best to hinder the process. Fortunately for the Marine Corps, he’s still leading Marines to this day and has somehow found sets of trousers that fit his massive fucking balls. All the respect in the world for this Marine, Highlander forever. OAF TBT OAFNation

Big Dick, Bitch, and Fire: TBT PFC Moses Cardenes | It was summer in Rawah Iraq, 2007 NSW and The Highlanders had teamed up to lay hate and discontent through their battle-space w- a small Marine DET next door who stayed getting fucked up at Blue Hackle compound on Camp Kassem. CallsignFatal Highlanders TrojanHorse HunterKiller TFHighlander A young, skinny PFC with BCGs on his face and fire in his heart named Moses Cardenas was a Scout on his first combat deployment. On Aug 2, 07, his platoon set up a snap VCP. (2) bongos eerily halted in the distance refusing to advance. Suddenly(5) muj fucks started laying HEAVY hate on the plt w- PKMs and RPGs immediately wounding Rodie trying to bound for cover. Unable to engage from his position, Cardenas slung his dick over his shoulder, clutched his SAW for dear-fucking-life, and sprinted into the danger zone. While pulling a marine that was easily TWICE his fucking bodyweight w-o gear and ammo, he took a round to the neck that instantly dropped him. Having not one bitchmade bone in his body, he got back up, chicken winged his SAW and laid hate on the trucks while simultaneously walking backwards and buddy dragging Rodie. He then got shot AGAIN and dropped to the ground. But Cardenas having no quit in his heart got back up and dragged Rodie to safety. As soon as he was clear of the LAVs line of fire, big dick Texan Drew Perry opened up on bongo trucks w- 25mm and turned those motherfuckers into scrambled eggs. Unfortunately the platoon lost Lcpl Christian Vasquez but be damned if he didn’t fight bravely that day. Moses Cardenas was given the Silver Star for his actions MOSES CARDENAS SHOULD HAVE RECEIVED A MEDAL OF HONOR FOR WHAT HE DID ON THIS DAY. But due to the officer elitist nature of the United States Marine Corps, Cardenas received no such recognition and had he been you can be sure some coffee-sipping, clean-cammie-having, paper-bitch of an officer would have done their best to hinder the process. Fortunately for the Marine Corps, he’s still leading Marines to this day and has somehow found sets of trousers that fit his massive fucking balls. All the respect in the world for this Marine, Highlander forever. OAF TBT OAFNation

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@dioats02
i jerk off with the door unlocked
venice witch @hOrchataqueen
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MeIRL, How, and Witch: morisummer djoats
@dioats02
i jerk off with the door unlocked
venice witch @hOrchataqueen
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Bad, Moms, and Depression: kaijuno Winters are really hard with depression and broke down in front of my mom about it and today there's a sun lamp at my door. Lamps they use in the arctic when they don't see the sun. And cant help but tear up at this, the desperation of a mother, to do anything to fix her baby Her desperation to find anything that could possibly help in any way, no matter how small And I feel so bad because I can't imagine what she's going through. How worried she must be We don't deserve moms 121 notes Moms are great

Bad, Moms, and Depression: kaijuno
Winters are really hard with depression and
broke down in front of my mom about it and today
there's a sun lamp at my door. Lamps they use
in the arctic when they don't see the sun. And
cant help but tear up at this, the desperation of a
mother, to do anything to fix her baby
Her desperation to find anything that could
possibly help in any way, no matter how small
And I feel so bad because I can't imagine what
she's going through. How worried she must be
We don't deserve moms
121 notes
Moms are great

Bad, Moms, and Depression: kaijuno
Winters are really hard with depression and
broke down in front of my mom about it and today
there's a sun lamp at my door. Lamps they use
in the arctic when they don't see the sun. And
cant help but tear up at this, the desperation of a
mother, to do anything to fix her baby
Her desperation to find anything that could
possibly help in any way, no matter how small
And I feel so bad because I can't imagine what
she's going through. How worried she must be
We don't deserve moms
121 notes
Moms are great

Moms are great

Memes, Thought, and 🤖: She thought the glass door was closed I needed this 😍 Credit: @skinnerwill4

Memes, Thought, and 🤖: She thought the glass door was closed
I needed this 😍 Credit: @skinnerwill4

Memes, Thought, and 🤖: She thought the glass door was closed
I needed this 😍 Credit: @skinnerwill4

Funny, Wyd, and House: You're in your house and you hear a door slam, you turn around and see him... wyd? I’d throw chairs 😂

Funny, Wyd, and House: You're in your house and you hear a
door slam, you turn around and see
him... wyd?
I’d throw chairs 😂

Funny, Wyd, and House: You're in your house and you hear a
door slam, you turn around and see
him... wyd?
I’d throw chairs 😂

I’d throw chairs 😂

Meme, Memes, and Omg: Men opening doors for women is a symbol of aggressive patriarchy. Mern are saying "You may enter or leave this place but only on my say so." 2/22/17, 6:18 ANM A man opening and holding a door open for a woman is him subconsciously reminding her that all men are in control of a woman's choices. Nathan E Micheal I dash ahead of women and hold the door closed from the other side so they have to fight me for it. This way she knows she defeated the patriarchy fair and square to open her own door. Like Reply 55m Danielle Parkhurst Omg 2 Like Reply 48m @Trended was voted 1 offensive meme page! (18+ only 🔞😈)

Meme, Memes, and Omg: Men opening doors for women is a
symbol of aggressive patriarchy. Mern
are saying "You may enter or leave this
place but only on my say so."
2/22/17, 6:18 ANM
A man opening and holding a door open
for a woman is him subconsciously
reminding her that all men are in control of
a woman's choices.
Nathan E Micheal I dash ahead of women and hold the door closed
from the other side so they have to fight me for it. This way she
knows she defeated the patriarchy fair and square to open her own
door.
Like Reply 55m
Danielle Parkhurst Omg 2
Like Reply 48m
@Trended was voted 1 offensive meme page! (18+ only 🔞😈)

Meme, Memes, and Omg: Men opening doors for women is a
symbol of aggressive patriarchy. Mern
are saying "You may enter or leave this
place but only on my say so."
2/22/17, 6:18 ANM
A man opening and holding a door open
for a woman is him subconsciously
reminding her that all men are in control of
a woman's choices.
Nathan E Micheal I dash ahead of women and hold the door closed
from the other side so they have to fight me for it. This way she
knows she defeated the patriarchy fair and square to open her own
door.
Like Reply 55m
Danielle Parkhurst Omg 2
Like Reply 48m
@Trended was voted 1 offensive meme page! (18+ only 🔞😈)

@Trended was voted 1 offensive meme page! (18+ only 🔞😈)

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Funny, Ups, and Running: UPS drivers in their truck after throwing your
packages at your door and running away
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Funny, Ups, and Running: UPS drivers in their truck after throwing your
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Dog, Fit, and Stick: Dog can fit his stick through the door

Dog, Fit, and Stick: Dog can fit his stick through the door

Dog, Fit, and Stick: Dog can fit his stick through the door

Beef, Cats, and Dogs: Bell 3:14 PM 13 hrs looking for a grill that belongs to my toaster oven, would like it back, a dog stole it from by my front door. if you see one around maybe in the nw side of town, or if your dog brought it home, please message me. or maybe a blue/grey pot (no handle) was taken by a dog about 2 months ago. ( Like Comment Share Be the first to like this I feel like a cupboard could solve a lot of problems for you 5h Like Reply i only put it out so cats/dogs could lick the beef juices off, not so a dog could take it. have done it for years. the pot had wiener water in it 51m Like Reply Message OWrite a comment. GIF 7 An odd request and an even worse reason

Beef, Cats, and Dogs: Bell
3:14 PM
13 hrs
looking for a grill that belongs to my toaster oven,
would like it back, a dog stole it from by my front door.
if you see one around maybe in the nw side of town,
or if your dog brought it home, please message me. or
maybe a blue/grey pot (no handle) was taken by a dog
about 2 months ago. (
Like
Comment
Share
Be the first to like this
I feel like a cupboard could solve a lot
of problems for you
5h Like Reply
i only put it out so cats/dogs could
lick the beef juices off, not so a
dog could take it. have done it for
years. the pot had wiener water in
it
51m Like Reply Message
OWrite a comment.
GIF
7
An odd request and an even worse reason

Beef, Cats, and Dogs: Bell
3:14 PM
13 hrs
looking for a grill that belongs to my toaster oven,
would like it back, a dog stole it from by my front door.
if you see one around maybe in the nw side of town,
or if your dog brought it home, please message me. or
maybe a blue/grey pot (no handle) was taken by a dog
about 2 months ago. (
Like
Comment
Share
Be the first to like this
I feel like a cupboard could solve a lot
of problems for you
5h Like Reply
i only put it out so cats/dogs could
lick the beef juices off, not so a
dog could take it. have done it for
years. the pot had wiener water in
it
51m Like Reply Message
OWrite a comment.
GIF
7
An odd request and an even worse reason

An odd request and an even worse reason

Beer, Chill, and Dad: : Anonymous 01/06/19(Sun)17:05:57 No.50269284 >be me was actually going to an hero >decide to jump off bridge nearby my hometown 268 KB JPG standing on ledge at 1 in the morning when i hean tires screech behind me >i turn around and see a pizza guy walking toward me telling me not to do it yeahwhateverhearditabilliontimes.mp3 >see he has tears in his eyes >tells me that he lost his brother to suicide years ago and hes always felt like he needed to stop someone else's suicide actually pretty moved by his story, i have a little bro invites me into his car and offers me the pizza he has >drives me back to his home after calling his boss and telling him about the circumstances all the while he's shooting the shit and cracking me up, really chill guy >we get to an apartment downtown and he offers me to stay the night >open the door to his roommates drinking beer and playing mario kart >laugh and game with them next morning we part ways and he gives me his phone number and tells me i can come back whenever i want >bus home, tell mom and dad i was out with friends Fk yes anon. Fk yes

Beer, Chill, and Dad: : Anonymous 01/06/19(Sun)17:05:57 No.50269284
>be me
was actually going to an
hero
>decide to jump off bridge
nearby my hometown
268 KB JPG standing on ledge at 1 in
the morning when i hean
tires screech behind me
>i turn around and see a pizza guy walking
toward me telling me not to do it
yeahwhateverhearditabilliontimes.mp3
>see he has tears in his eyes
>tells me that he lost his brother to suicide
years ago and hes always felt like he
needed to stop someone else's suicide
actually pretty moved by his story, i have
a little bro
invites me into his car and offers me the
pizza he has
>drives me back to his home after calling
his boss and telling him about the
circumstances
all the while he's shooting the shit and
cracking me up, really chill guy
>we get to an apartment downtown and he
offers me to stay the night
>open the door to his roommates drinking
beer and playing mario kart
>laugh and game with them
next morning we part ways and he gives
me his phone number and tells me i can
come back whenever i want
>bus home, tell mom and dad i was out
with friends
Fk yes anon. Fk yes

Beer, Chill, and Dad: : Anonymous 01/06/19(Sun)17:05:57 No.50269284
>be me
was actually going to an
hero
>decide to jump off bridge
nearby my hometown
268 KB JPG standing on ledge at 1 in
the morning when i hean
tires screech behind me
>i turn around and see a pizza guy walking
toward me telling me not to do it
yeahwhateverhearditabilliontimes.mp3
>see he has tears in his eyes
>tells me that he lost his brother to suicide
years ago and hes always felt like he
needed to stop someone else's suicide
actually pretty moved by his story, i have
a little bro
invites me into his car and offers me the
pizza he has
>drives me back to his home after calling
his boss and telling him about the
circumstances
all the while he's shooting the shit and
cracking me up, really chill guy
>we get to an apartment downtown and he
offers me to stay the night
>open the door to his roommates drinking
beer and playing mario kart
>laugh and game with them
next morning we part ways and he gives
me his phone number and tells me i can
come back whenever i want
>bus home, tell mom and dad i was out
with friends
Fk yes anon. Fk yes

Bitch, Dancing, and Miley Cyrus: We were throwing this rager at my frat house last weekend. There was this hot chick there dancing REEEALLY slutty. She put Miley Cyrus to shame. As the night went on she got worse and worse and guys were giving her shots left and right. Later on I decided to try my luck and take her up to my room. At this point, she was shit faced and I only had 2 beers. We got to my room, shut the door, and she threw herself onto my bed. This was my chance. Shes sprawled out on my bed. Mumbling words I can't understand. I knew she wouldnt remember any of this the next morning, so with a half grin on my face, I did what any guy would do...I set out some water, tucked that bitch in and said good night. Sexual assault is not cool. Did not see that coming. via /r/wholesomememes http://bit.ly/2CQTiai

Bitch, Dancing, and Miley Cyrus: We were throwing this rager at my frat house
last weekend. There was this hot chick there
dancing REEEALLY slutty. She put Miley
Cyrus to shame. As the night went on she
got worse and worse and guys were giving
her shots left and right. Later on I decided to
try my luck and take her up to my room. At
this point, she was shit faced and I only had
2 beers. We got to my room, shut the door,
and she threw herself onto my bed. This was
my chance. Shes sprawled out on my bed.
Mumbling words I can't understand. I knew
she wouldnt remember any of this the next
morning, so with a half grin on my face, I did
what any guy would do...I set out some
water, tucked that bitch in and said good
night. Sexual assault is not cool.
Did not see that coming. via /r/wholesomememes http://bit.ly/2CQTiai

Bitch, Dancing, and Miley Cyrus: We were throwing this rager at my frat house
last weekend. There was this hot chick there
dancing REEEALLY slutty. She put Miley
Cyrus to shame. As the night went on she
got worse and worse and guys were giving
her shots left and right. Later on I decided to
try my luck and take her up to my room. At
this point, she was shit faced and I only had
2 beers. We got to my room, shut the door,
and she threw herself onto my bed. This was
my chance. Shes sprawled out on my bed.
Mumbling words I can't understand. I knew
she wouldnt remember any of this the next
morning, so with a half grin on my face, I did
what any guy would do...I set out some
water, tucked that bitch in and said good
night. Sexual assault is not cool.
Did not see that coming. via /r/wholesomememes http://bit.ly/2CQTiai

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