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Ass, Booty, and Bruh: When she come over to apologize for spazzing on you but nows not a good time cause you cheating Fellas don't you hate when you abouT to give the best dick to the girl of your dreams and your girlfriend shows up? When your girl get you so mad you go out and cheat just to blow some steem off. Now before I go into this story let me give you the back story of what has transpired. I was ready to filet Ming Bong my girl pussy with the most elegant strokes of the tongue that even Shakespeare couldn't compare. I'm going down when I hear her stomach squealing. She probably hungry. if the head game A1 I might let her grab something that's not on the dollar menu. I'm bout to start going in when a fart slips out her booty cheeks and floats it's way up her pussy lips. Boy was bout to go hungry hippo but she hit me with a gas bomb. I was done after that I got PTSD from pussy eating. I got up and left her ass. We are not on talking terms. Few days later I'm bout to get some play from this one hoe I saw posting about her boyfriend on Facebook. Facebook the easiest way to see who needs local dick.My Door bell rings. My momma not suppose to be home for another few hours. I look through the window blinds and it's my girl. I hate when people come to the crib uninvited.i crack the door and began to act fake sick. *fake cough* "hey what's up?" "Baby I'm so sorry can I come in so we can talk?". "nah the way my stomach set up I'm not feeling so good".i try shutting the dirt she out her whole foot in the door. I said "let's talk about it and get food". My girl wasn't sorry she was hungry stay woke kings when dealing with these females. From the other room "Come take this ass". I was done bruh. Do people not have manners at other peoples house. It's too late to play dumb. My shorty goes in the room and sees the side piece. I've never seen two woman work together to take down a man. Feminism is a powerful thing. They pulled out more receipts than a tax return. I got my ass beat in my own crib. I'm single now.

Fellas don't you hate when you abouT to give the best dick to the girl of your dreams and your girlfriend shows up? When your girl get you s...

Beautiful, Cute, and Friends: OTOGRAPH LIFE won't IVE a second CHANCE @islam4everyone LIFE WON'T GIVE SECOND CHANCE. . It was their anniversary, and Aisha was waiting for her husband Ahmed to show up. . Things had changed since their marriage, the once cute couple couldn't-live-without-each-other had turned bitter. . Fighting over every little things, both didn't like the way things had changed. . Aisha was waiting to see if Ahmed remembered it was their anniversary! . Just as the door bell rang she ran to find her husband wet and smiling with a bunch of flowers in his hand. . The two started re-living the old days. Sharing old beautiful memories. And it was raining outside! It was perfect. . But the moment paused when the phone in the bedroom rang. Aisha went to pick it up and it was a man. "Hello ma'am I'm calling from the police station. Is this Mr Ahmed Hasan's number?" "Yes it is!" . "I'm sorry ma'am; but there was an accident and a man died. We got this number from his wallet; we need you to come and identify his body." . Aisha's heart sank.!!! She was shocked! . But my husband is here with me?" "Sorry ma'am, but the incident took place at 2 pm, when he was boarding the train." . Aisha was about to lose her conscience. . How could this happen?? She ran into the other room. . He was not there. It was true! He had left her for good!! . She rolled on the floor in pain. She lost her chance Forever! . Suddenly there was a noise from the bathroom, the door opened and Ahmed came out and said "Darling, I forgot to tell you my wallet got stolen today". . . LIFE MIGHT NOT GIVE YOU A SECOND CHANCE. SO NEVER WASTE A MOMENT WHEN YOU CAN STILL MAKE UP FOR YOUR WRONGS!!! . So for Allaahโ€™s sake let's start making amendments... To parents To siblings To friends And many more other relationships.. No one is promised tomorrow. Have a wonderful Life with no regrets!

LIFE WON'T GIVE SECOND CHANCE. . It was their anniversary, and Aisha was waiting for her husband Ahmed to show up. . Things had changed sinc...

Run, Happy, and Dekh Bhai: HAPPINESS IS ringing a door bell and then running away Did this ever ? ๐Ÿ˜œ Ye nahi kiya toh kya kiya ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ Never overdo it or get caught else ๐Ÿ‘‹๐Ÿป๐Ÿ‘‹๐Ÿป๐Ÿ‘Š๐Ÿป๐Ÿ‘Š๐Ÿป๐Ÿ˜‚

Did this ever ? ๐Ÿ˜œ Ye nahi kiya toh kya kiya ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ Never overdo it or get caught else ๐Ÿ‘‹๐Ÿป๐Ÿ‘‹๐Ÿป๐Ÿ‘Š๐Ÿป๐Ÿ‘Š๐Ÿป๐Ÿ˜‚

Anaconda, Android, and Ass: His mom: "I brought him into this world" "But who sucks his dick tho" His mom:"... Fellas we gotta be careful what girls we bring Home to our momma. I remember this one Mother's Day in particular. It was also my birthday that day. I woke up early and cooked my mom a A1 breakfast. Cinnamon Poptarts, a bowl of cereal with a hotdog in it and a piece of cheese for protein. I spent most of the day out enjoying myself. I get back to the crib and my mom made me dinner. My mom makes bomb fried chicken. I'm talking bout some chicken that would make your dick twerk. I'm in the kitchen washing my hands when the door bell rings. My mom answers it. It's my side chick Tia. She showed up with a gift. This wasn't in the side chick agreement. In section 48 A article 2 it says "side pieces are not allowed within 100 feet of my house". I knew this was trouble. I had to come out and act like everything was good. My momma like "oh this the girl you always on FaceTime with". Tia had a android. I see Tia left eye start twitching cause she can't comprehend she's the side chick. The atmosphere of the house is now hostile. My mom invites her to have dinner with us. I'm fucked. My mom and Tia are getting acquainted and getting along. Things were going good for the boy. Till Tia had the nerve to say my momma mac n cheese was dry. Ladies you never insult a mans momma food. She said it doesn't sound like good pussy. I nearly fainted. I knew my momma was gonna check this hoe. I blurt out "Who wants desert?" I moon walked into the kitchen to get my birthday cake. I'm breaking off a piece from the corner when the commotion in he dining room gets louder. I poke my head out to hear Tia says "I think Karon deserves someone who knows how to cook." My side chick lost her rabbid mind insulting my momma food in her house. My mom pull out the "I bought him into this wor." Tia cuts her off "who sucks his Dick from the back tho, while listening to Iggy?". My momma passed out. Now she know my taste in music is like her maccaroni. Tia is no longer my side chick. When my momma woke up she tore my ass up. I died that day. I'm in the other world with King Kai. Someone get the dragon balls and wish me back to life.

Fellas we gotta be careful what girls we bring Home to our momma. I remember this one Mother's Day in particular. It was also my birthday th...