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God, Memes, and Work: Thank god my D'usse ran out cuz 1 more drank and I wouldn't of made it in to work today happyhumpday🐫 snappin tiredaf longdayaheadofme😩 letsgetit💰

Thank god my D'usse ran out cuz 1 more drank and I wouldn't of made it in to work today happyhumpday🐫 snappin tiredaf longdayaheadofme😩 lets...

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4chan, Ass, and Condom: Anonymous 09/03/17(Sun)09:00:55 No.39486494 >>39485917 (OP) # It's a tossup 1) When I was 13 I had sex with a neighbors daughter who was 27. Her grandmother had a stroke and they asked if I could stay with her while the family went to the hospital. She was non-verbal, and had severe Downs Syndrome. She didn't walk or do anything, she mostly drooled and was in a bed of in her chair, she just stared out the window and made noises. So I took off her diaper and fucked her. She wiggled around and moaned a lot, I put my dick in her mouth and she sucked it like a baby bottle. It was fucking great, better than jacking off I lost my virginity to her. She died when she was 31. I laughed at her funeral when the pastor claimed her soul rose up to heaven since she was a pure, untouched innocent 2) A year later, when I was 14, I fucked my Mother's Aunt, so my Great Aunt. She was 49 or 50. She was living with us while she got a divorce, he husband used her as a punching bag She drank, a lot, until she passed out, She ran everyday and had an awesome ass and pretty huge tits, saggy but huge Parents went to the movies and she passed out on the living room floor. Helped her to bed and all she had on was panties and a t-shirt. I tested her with a safety pin and she was out cold. Fucked her 4 times, not very long, but it was great. Did this 6 more time over that summer, best 3 months of my life Never used a condom, didn't know what they were. Heard her crying to my mother about missing her period all summer, she thought it was stress, so my mom got her that piss stick and she was knocked up. I packed my backpack and was ready to split. My mom told me I had to be extra nice for a few days, she took her to get an abortion. Only kid I might ever have and my mother helped to kill her only grandchild/cousin. Only times I have ever had sex, 29 now and I still jack off thinking about those times # >>3948 # >>39486792 # >>39486 81 # 9487 96 # >>39487248 # >>394881 15 # >>39488449 # >>39488675# >>39489155# >>39489588 # >>39489970 # >>39493805 # >>39494362 # >>3949 5282 # >>39497057# >>39497176 # >>39498394 # >>39499350 # >>39499423
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4chan, Ass, and Condom: Anonymous 09/03/17(Sun)03:00:55 No.39486494394865523948658339486792 3948688139487096 394872483948811539488449 >39488675>>39489155>>39489588 >>39489970 >>39493805 >>39494362 >>39495282 >>39497057 >>39497176 >>39498394 >>39499350 >>39499423 >>39500487 >39501170 >39485917 (OP It's a tossup: 1) When I was 13 I had sex with a neighbors daughter who was 27. Her grandmother had a stroke and they asked if I could stay with her while the family went to the hospital. She was non-verbal, and had severe Downs Syndrome. She didn't walk or do anything, she mostly drooled and was in a bed of in her chair, she just stared out the window and made noises. So I took off her diaper and fucked her. She wiggled around and moaned a lot, I put my dick in her mouth and she sucked it like a baby bottle. It was fucking great, better than jacking off. I lost my virginity to her. She died when she was 31. I laughed at her funeral when the pastor claimed her soul rose up to heaven since she was a pure, untouched innocent. 2) A year later, when I was 14, I fucked my Mother's Aunt, so my Great Aunt. She was 49 or 50. She was living with us while she got a divorce, he husband used her as a punching bag. She drank, a lot, until she passed out, She ran everyday and had an awesome ass and pretty huge tits, saggy but huge. Parents went to the movies and she passed out on the living room floor. Helped her to bed and all she had on was panties and a t-shirt. I tested her with a safety pin and she was out cold. Fucked her 4 times, not very long, but it was great. Did this 6 more time over that summer, best 3 months of my life. Never used a condom, didn't know what they were. Heard her crying to my mother about missing her period all summer, she thought it was stress, so my mom got her that piss stick and she was knocked up. I packed my backpack and was ready to split. My mom told me I had to be extra nice for a few days, she took her to get an abortion. Only kid I might ever have and my mother helped to kill her only grandchild/cousin Only times I have ever had sex, 29 now and I still jack off thinking about those times. Robot desecrates a downie, gets his great aunt pregnant
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America, College, and Football: HAVE A SHOT Op WHISKEY Co. rso Bourbon and Football. Merica. Photo cred: @haveashotoffreedom . merica america usa football college bourbon whiskey drink drank

Bourbon and Football. Merica. Photo cred: @haveashotoffreedom . merica america usa football college bourbon whiskey drink drank

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