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A Dream, Crazy, and Dank: You ever have a dream so messed up you wake up feeling kind of violated and it sticks with you the whole day? by actually_crazy_irl MORE MEMES

You ever have a dream so messed up you wake up feeling kind of violated and it sticks with you the whole day? by actually_crazy_irl MORE MEM...

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Books, David Bowie, and Puppies: ch in fully k tti Chapter 3 1 ng he west ing car and f you took a couple of David Bowies and stuck one of the David Bowies on the top of the other David Bowie, then attached another David Bowie to the end of each of the arms of the upper of the first two David Bowies and wrapped the whole business up in a dirty each robe you would then have something which didn't exactly look like d dream of enly fling the terrible eously. So rminedly ecalled" John Watson, but which those who knew him would find hauntingy amiliar He was tall and he gangled. aeruh: marsdaydream: drinkmasturbatecry: nudityandnerdery: the-fandoms-are-valentines: grandtheftautosanandreas: Douglas Adams is the best when it comes to describe characters they need to teach classes on Douglas Adams analogies okay “He leant tensely against the corridor wall and frowned like a man trying to unbend a corkscrew by telekinesis.” “Stones, then rocks, then boulders which pranced past him like clumsy puppies, only much, much bigger, much, much harder and heavier, and almost infinitely more likely to kill you if they fell on you.” “He gazed keenly into the distance and looked as if he would quite like the wind to blow his hair back dramatically at that point, but the wind was busy fooling around with some leaves a little way off.” “It looked only partly like a spaceship with guidance fins, rocket engines and escape hatches and so on, and a great deal like a small upended Italian bistro.” “If it was an emotion, it was a totally emotionless one. It was hatred, implacable hatred. It was cold, not like ice is cold, but like a wall is cold. It was impersonal, not as a randomly flung fist in a crowd is impersonal, but like a computer-issued parking summons is impersonal. And it was deadly - again, not like a bullet or a knife is deadly, but like a brick wall across a motorway is deadly.” And, of course: “The ships hung in the sky in much the same way that bricks don’t.” the one that will always stay with me is “Arthur Dent was grappling with his consciousness the way one grapples with a lost bar of soap in the bath,” i feel like that was the first time i really understood what you could do with words. I will reblog this every time I see it because these are some of my favorite sentences in the English language. @forest-of-books
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America, Beer, and Church: Someone made a collage of headlines saying what millennials are Killing ow Millennials Ended the Running Boom Millennials are killing the beer industry Now millennial hipster millennials are illing the Big Mac Are Millennials Killing Credit? are killing Did Millennials Kill the 9-to-5 Workday,or Just How millennials killed the focus group Point Out That It's Dead? Millennials are killing chains like Buffalo Wild Wings and Applebee's Millennials are killing a $1 billion diet staple Have Millennials Killed Serendipity Millennials are killing relationships and we should be concerned Millennials are killing the dinner date How ilemials Are Ruining the hur dered By vwiseotial Murdered By Millennials. Millennials Have Killed the Workforce Will The Millennial Generation Kill Home Depot? McDonald's McWrap PHne Witbont Faliric Soltemen PG Ldket How Millennials Lack Of Manners Is llenlals Have KileKling Class Why Are Millennials Killing Milennials are now ruining the Olymples Are Millenials Killing The Car Industry? Their Bosses Millennials are allegedly ruining hotels for every other generation Here's How Millennials are killing the napkin industry Millennials Turning Away From Cruises And Casinos Millennials Are Killing Lunch MILLENNIALS WANDERLUST IS KILLING THE CANADIAN TOURISM INDUSTRY Millennials are killing gyms Millennials Are Killing America: Why aren't millennials Well done millennials-you've ly ruined handshakes for everyone How Millennials Killed J. Crew Promiscuous" Millennials Are Killing McDonald's Will millennials kill Part One Millennials say American Dream is Dead? They killed it Millennials Are Millennials Killing the Vacation? home ownership Are Killing the Oil Industry Millennials are killing the Millennial generation could kill the Millennials have officially golf industry Did Millennials Kill Fashion? ruined brunch Have Millennials Killed Hotel Loyalty Programs? Did Millennials Kill The movie business Millennials leaving church in droves, Hangout Sicom How Millennials (Almost) Millennials aren't eating cereal because it's too much motorcycles, and that Millennials Aren't Hypocrites: They Just Prefer [kiling Harley's sales Millennials are killing the to Kill Trees study findsMillennials are killing department storesKilled the Wine Cork viking-badger: althor42: tastefullyoffensive: Enhance (via arbili) I honestly hope we kill at least half of those things tag urself i’m killing gyms

viking-badger: althor42: tastefullyoffensive: Enhance (via arbili) I honestly hope we kill at least half of those things tag urself i’m...

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True, Who, and Dream: Look who I ran into in Saskatoon! Childhood dream come true!

Look who I ran into in Saskatoon! Childhood dream come true!

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