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bunjywunjy: ketchuplaser: bunjywunjy: armchair-factotum: young-replica: ??????? The wizard that made this knew exactly what they wanted …okay my next character is going to be one of these with Groucho Marx glasses @bunjywunjy, I got you. I was going to name them Captain Sharkjaw, but you do you. β€œI once killed a Owlbear in my pajamas. How it got into my pajamas I’ll never know.” now he’s Groucho Sharks : S TOME OF BEASTS SKELETON, SHARKJAW orm approaches through the murky ter, but as it nears, it becomes clear that this is no living thing. It is made entirely of sharks'jaws joined together and brought to life with grim maga Made from numerous, interlocking shark's jaws, The bumanoid form approaches through wa these horrors are animated through foul magic into a large, vaguely humanoid shape. Sahuagin priests animate them to guard their sepulchers of bones These sharkjaw skeletons lie among great piles of bones, waiting to rise up and attack any uninvited souls who invade the sanctity of sahuagin holy sites. Others guard pirate treasures or ancient shipwrecks UNDEAD AUTOMATON. Being mindless, sharkjaw skeletons do nothing without orders from their creator, and they follow those instructions explicitly. A sharkjaw skeleton's creator can give it new commands as long as the skeleton s within 60 feet and can see and ear its creator. Otherwise, a arkjaw skeleton follows its last structions to the best of its ability and the exclusion of all else, though it will ays fight back if attacked. DEAD NATURE. A shroud doesn't require ood, drink, or sleep AW SKELETON ad, lawful evil s 13 (natural armor) 15 (6d10 + 12) swim 30 ft. Languages understands the languages of its creator can't speak Challenge 1 (200 XP) X CON NT bunjywunjy: ketchuplaser: bunjywunjy: armchair-factotum: young-replica: ??????? The wizard that made this knew exactly what they wanted …okay my next character is going to be one of these with Groucho Marx glasses @bunjywunjy, I got you. I was going to name them Captain Sharkjaw, but you do you. β€œI once killed a Owlbear in my pajamas. How it got into my pajamas I’ll never know.” now he’s Groucho Sharks

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A Year Later, I Married This Girl: Verizon 1:57 PM * 67% So what did you mean by your inexperience? Inexperienced in many ways. I haven't dated many people, and I'm not very confident when it comes to sex Tue, Sep 5, 1:42 AM If I may it's kind of like dancing, in that when you meet the right person that won't matter at all You could have sex 1000 times with the wrong guy and still feel under confident. But one time with the right man who sees you and treats you with respect and you'll feel like a queen Tue, Sep 5, 7:20 AM That's an empowering thoughts Are you suggesting that you're the "right man"? Tue, Sep 5, 9:25 AM I have no idea, maybe yes maybe no Chemistry is important, and sex is not the end goal for me. It's like wine Great sex is amazing and can be really intoxicating but it doesn't fill you up without a real connection to someone else. Im not trying t To find anything other than a real connection. Laughter, adventure experiences, amazing conversations So I'm very curious about this beautiful girl on tinder who says she's looking for a hook up. That's very uncommon. Is that all you're looking for or are you looking for something more? Tue, Sep 5, 10:38 AM I'm looking for something more, ideally. But I have needs just like anybody else, so if "something more" is a while coming, I'd go for something less with someone who seems trustworthy. It does feel a little weird to put that out there, like I'm pimping myself out. Tue, Sep 5, 12:29 PM All I know about pimping is that it ain't easy I totally understand though. It just caught me by surprise :) I'd love to meet for a drink or tea some time, would you be up for that? Tue, Sep 5, 4:38 PM Sure. When/where? I'm usually available after 6 pm A Year Later, I Married This Girl

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