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Drinking, Driving, and God: People always say,"God you know, it must suck to be blind", "My God, how do you do it?" Oh you poor guy." It's true! But you know what? There are plenty of good things about being blind. I get VIP treatment at amusement parks Never have to worry about drinking and driving I go on airplanes first My electric bill's I don't have to do my own lawn lride the train for half fare. Sometimes even free! lower than yours Every single woman Ive ever been with is a 10 I don't have to watch somebody age You know what's cool about being blind? There's no race.I don't know from beauty know people from what it comes out of their mouth, and what's in their heart. That's how l know people. It's very cool that way Being blind has perks!

Being blind has perks!

Blackpeopletwitter, Drinking, and Driving: ari b. @aribody_loveme Literally people ride uber to prevent drinking and driving Metro @MetroUK Uber will soon know if you're drunk and could refuse to pick you up trib.al/e0PWeQk 6/13/18, 2:19 PM Uber is rejecting their target consumers (via /r/BlackPeopleTwitter)

Uber is rejecting their target consumers (via /r/BlackPeopleTwitter)

Drinking, Driving, and Drunk: ari b. @aribody_loveme Literally people ride uber to prevent drinking and driving Metro @MetroUK Uber will soon know if you're drunk and could refuse to pick you up trib.al/e0PWeQk 6/13/18, 2:19 PM You’re not puking in my car buddy. Go die in a car accident.

You’re not puking in my car buddy. Go die in a car accident.

Boner, Cars, and Children: shaelit "Cars kill more people than guns! What're you gonna do, regulate cars next?" You idiot. You moron. You utter buffoon Cars ARE regulated The permit test. The permit. The practice year. The regulations on how many hours you have to drive and at what hours and with whom. The driving test. The license. The requirements regarding insurance. License renewals. Road laws. Highway laws. Speed limits. Seatbelt laws. Carseat laws. Laws against drinking and driving and other forms of intoxication. Red lights. Not passing in intersections. Right of way WHO can drive and WHEN and HOW and WHERE are all regulated, because yes, a car in the wrong hands can kill a person. Just like a gun. Oh but wait, there's more! I, as a licensed driver, can't drive anything I want. I can't drivea motorcycle. I can't drive a speedboat. You know what else I can't drive? One of these. To drive a semi-truck, I would need a Commercial Driver's License or CDL There are age limits involved, as well as required hours of training and study. There's a written test and a driving test. There are also medical requirements. And even if I passed all that, you know what I STILL couldn't drive? One of these To drive a semi loaded with hazardous materials, you would have to get a federal H endorsement added to your CDL. And to get that, you have to jump through even MORE hoops, including another written test and a background check. So yeah, guns should be better regulated. Any Joe Blow shouldn't be able to stagger down to a gun show and get himself a sweet piece without some oversight. And ESPECIALLY no one should be getting their hands on a semi-automatic assault rifle like an AR-15, aka the Hazardous Semi Truck of guns. There are professional reasons that a person might need clearance to handle and own such a weapon, but not a civilian. Not an unscreened rando off the street. Try not to be such an utter wanker that you place the mere potential of a power- boner over the lives of actual children like those killed in Parkland, Sandy Hook, and elsewhere prettysicksupply There's also the fact that if I fuck up and njure, or even KILL someone with my vehicle, or another person's vehicle, or a vehicle I'm not even supposed to drive in the first place- I CAN AND WILL BE PUNISHED FOR THAT. I will be made responsible for that damage/death. Insurance exists to help cover the costs of damages- both to cars and people. If my negligence with a vehicle leads to someone's injury or death- my access to vehicles in the future WILL BE COMPROMISED. So yes... we do regulate cars. We also regulate the DAMAGE CAUSED BY THOSE WHO DRIVE THEM chescaleigh also, cars are meant for transportation. sure they can kill people but their sole purpose is not to kill. a gun's ONLY PURPOSE is to maim or kill its target. you can't take a road trip on a gun or load up a gun with groceries. fuck outta here with this bullshit comparison. Cars and guns

Drinking, Driving, and Girl Memes: Tweet Cierra Simmons @Cierra Simmonss To yall bragging about drinking and driving.This is me and the guy who hit me after he was 2x the legal limit. IANO VER ENS SO IMPORTANT https://t.co/5gcrJTexc8

SO IMPORTANT https://t.co/5gcrJTexc8

Memes, Drive, and 🤖: Don't drink and drive Park n' Spark @maryjaneminded

@maryjaneminded

Drinking, Driving, and Girl Memes: Tweet Cierra Simmons @Cierra Simmonss To yall bragging about drinking and driving.This is me and the guy who hit me after he was 2x the legal limit. IANO VER EMS SO IMPORTANT https://t.co/wuULEoggJM

SO IMPORTANT https://t.co/wuULEoggJM

Drinking, Driving, and Girl Memes: Tweet Cierra Simmons @CierraSimmonss To yall bragging about drinking and driving.This is me and the guy who hit mee after he was 2x the legal limit. NE ENS SO IMPORTANT https://t.co/5gcrJTexc8

SO IMPORTANT https://t.co/5gcrJTexc8

Weed, Drive, and Marijuana: Why drink and drive when you can smoke and fly @firemuff ψ Lift off! ✈️ @firemuff

Lift off! ✈️ @firemuff

Memes, Traffic, and Drive: Don't drink.. And drive RVCJ WWW.RVCJ.COM PLEASE TAKE TRAFFIC RULES SERIOUSLY!! Don't Drive and Drive! rvcjinsta

Don't Drive and Drive! rvcjinsta

Lol, Memes, and Drive: please, please, do not drink and drive cl 1 Because you may hit a bump and spill the drink. lol great mentality

lol great mentality

Beer, Drinking, and Driving: Cop: Is that beer? Are you drinking and driving? Guy: *drives off* find out next time, on Dragon Ball Z.!!! ChilBlinton @chillblinton is hilarious

@chillblinton is hilarious

Beer, Drinking, and Driving: Cop: Is that beer? Are you drinking and driving? Guy: *drives of* find out next time, on Dragon Ball Z!!! ChillBlinton *crashes*

*crashes*

Drinking, Driving, and Girl Memes: Tweet Cierra Simmons @Cierra Simmonss To yall bragging about drinking and driving.This is me and the guy who hit me after he was 2x the legal limit. IANO VER EMS SO IMPORTANT https://t.co/fxdhinoX7d

SO IMPORTANT https://t.co/fxdhinoX7d

Ex's, Memes, and Drive: Listen! Featured @will ent Esteban Cuellar "Don't drink and drive, youll end up at your ex's house." 😂😂lol

😂😂lol

Drinking, Driving, and Memes: Hits Blunt If drinking and driving is illegal, why do bars have parking lots? I just wanna know..🤔🤣🤣

I just wanna know..🤔🤣🤣

Meme, News, and Police: May in one meme tank sinatra adam the creator "DON't dRiNk aNd Drive" Cold Ques. NEWS NEWS TIGER WOODS CRACKS OPEN TOO LIVE MANY COLD ONES WITH THE BOYS MOCKS POLICE, HAS ROMPER AND SPINNER CONFISCATED @adam.the.creator is the best page on Ig

@adam.the.creator is the best page on Ig

Dank, Homie, and Meme: May in one meme adam, the creator "DON't dRiNk aNd Drive" Cold Ones EMSA NEWS TIGER WOODS CRACKS OPEN TOO LIVE MANY COLD ONES WITH THE BOYS MOCKS POLICE, HAS ROMPER AND SPINNER CONFISCATED May was dank 😩👌 (collab with my homie @tank.sinatra)

May was dank 😩👌 (collab with my homie @tank.sinatra)

Funny, Meme, and News: May in one meme tank Sinatra @adam the creator "DON't dRiNk aNd Drive" ames Cold EWS NEWS TIGER WOODS CRACKS OPEN TOO MANY COLD ONES WITH THE BOYS LIVE MOCKS POLICE, HAS ROMPER AND SPINNER CONFISCATED @adam.the.creator outdid himself this month. This is something we work on together every month, but he killed this one.

@adam.the.creator outdid himself this month. This is something we work on together every month, but he killed this one.

Facts, Friends, and Drive: I'd rather be woken up at 4AM and hear need a ride than wake up at 4AM and hear my friends dead cause they wanted to drink and drive. Facts https://t.co/drq38ghbik

Facts https://t.co/drq38ghbik

Facts, Friends, and Drive: I'd rather be woken up at 4AM and hear I need a ride" than wake up at 4AM and hear my friends dead cause they wanted to drink and drive. Facts https://t.co/i8NV1xziZq

Facts https://t.co/i8NV1xziZq

Drinking, Driving, and Girl Memes: Tweet Cierra Simmons Cierra Simmonss To yall bragging about drinking and driving. This is me and the guy who hit me after he was 2x the legal limit. NONE EMS SO IMPORTANT https://t.co/5gcrJTexc8

SO IMPORTANT https://t.co/5gcrJTexc8

Drinking, Driving, and Girl Memes: Tweet A Cierra Simmons @Cierra Simmonss To yall bragging about drinking and driving. This is me and the guy who hit me after he was 2x the legal limit. KUANOVER EMS SO IMPORTANT https://t.co/EtjTQZv0dh

SO IMPORTANT https://t.co/EtjTQZv0dh

Facts, Friends, and Drive: I'd rather be woken up at 4AM and hear need a ride" than wake up at 4AM and hear my friends dead cause they wanted to drink and drive. facts https://t.co/M1xSqO2igG

facts https://t.co/M1xSqO2igG

Friends, Memes, and Drive: I'd rather be woken up at 4AM and hear "I need a ride" than wake up at 4AM and hear my friends dead cause they wanted to drink and drive. 💯🆓🎮 Im tryna tell you! ✌ Swipe

💯🆓🎮 Im tryna tell you! ✌ Swipe

Friends, Memes, and Drive: I'd rather be woken up at 4AM and hear "I need a ride" than wake up at 4AM and hear my friends dead cause they wanted to drink and drive. ialwayskeepit100 idontsugarcoatshit mylogic icallithowiseeit

Harry Potter, Memes, and Drive: Don't drink and drive harry potter edition Tag the potterheads 😎

Tag the potterheads 😎

Friends, Funny, and Memes: I'd rather be woken up at 4AM and hear "I need a ride" than wake up at 4AM and hear my friends dead cause they wanted to drink and drive Aosarcasm only ⠀

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Drugs, Friday, and Drive: The juniors today got letters from first graders because their prom is Friday telling them not to drink and drive and stuff and this one guy in my AP Bio class got one that said "dont do cokine intil your 21" Well I mean those are the rules don't do drugs https://t.co/7pkPJKmXvm

don't do drugs https://t.co/7pkPJKmXvm

Drugs, Friday, and Drive: The juniors today got letters from first graders because their prom is Friday telling them not to drink and drive and stuff and this one guy in my AP Bio class got one that said "dont do cokine intil your 21" Well I mean those are the rules don't do drugs https://t.co/H049wFscWA

don't do drugs https://t.co/H049wFscWA

Drinking, Driving, and Okay: Cop: Are you drinking and driving? Guy: No just drinking at the red lights Cop: Oh okay, stay safe. ChillBlinton

Chill, Drinking, and Driving: Cop: Are you drinking and driving? Guy: No just drinking at the red lights Cop: Oh okay, stay safe Chill Blinton N 🍻cheers occifer..

🍻cheers occifer..

Memes, Denver, and 🤖: MARIJUANA CLUBS ARE SET TO OPEN IN COLORADO truth society Colorado passed a first-in-the-nation bill expressly permitting marijuana clubs. Sponsors say the bill is necessary because Colorado already has a network of underground, unregulated pot clubs, and towns aren’t sure how to treat them. - In November of 2016, Denver passed a similar measure allowing willing bars and restaurants to give patrons the option to use marijuana alongside a cocktail or meal. - Do you want a glass of wine or a blunt with your meal? Don't drink and drive smoke and fly 😉💨💨

Colorado passed a first-in-the-nation bill expressly permitting marijuana clubs. Sponsors say the bill is necessary because Colorado already...

Bad, Drinking, and Driving: People always say, "God, you know, it must suck to be blind", "My God, how do you do it?", "Oh, you poor guy.". It's true! But you know what? There are plenty of good things about beign blind. I go on airplanes first I get VIP treatment atlamusement parks. de Never have to worry about drinking and driving I don't have to do my own lawn. My electric bill's lower than yours I ride the train for half fare. Sometimes even free Every single woman I've ever been with is a 10 I don't have to watch somebody age. You know what's cool about beign blind? There's no race. I don't know from beauty. I know people from what it comes out of their mouth, and what's in their heart That's how I know people. It's very cool that way Being blind isn’t all that bad :) via /r/wholesomememes <a href="http://ift.tt/2lQvBUC">http://ift.tt/2lQvBUC</a>

Being blind isn’t all that bad :) via /r/wholesomememes http://ift.tt/2lQvBUC

Drinking, Driving, and God: People always say, "God, you know, it must suck to be blind" "My God, how do you do it?" "Oh, you poor guy.". It's true! But you know what? There are plenty of good things about beign blind I go on airplanes first I get VIP treatment at amusement parks. Never have to worry about drinking and driving I don't have to do my own lawn. My electric bill's lower than yours ride the train for half fare. Sometimes even free Every single woman I've ever been with is a 10 Idon't have to watch somebody age. You know whot's cool about beign blind? There's no race. I don't know from beauty. knowpeople from what it comes out of their mouth, and what's in their heart That's how I know people. It's very cool that way A Blind Man Shares Some of His Wholesomeness via /r/wholesomememes <a href="http://ift.tt/2ltwgiH">http://ift.tt/2ltwgiH</a>

A Blind Man Shares Some of His Wholesomeness via /r/wholesomememes http://ift.tt/2ltwgiH

Drinking, Driving, and Life: ORIGINAL JOES RESTAURANT BAR Dear Original Joe's Sherwood Park Guest, Just wanted to thank you for leaving your car parked overnight. I'm not sure if you had consumed alcohol at our restaurant or not, but we wanted to thank you for not drinking and driving. Enclosed is voucher good for 1lb of our delicious chicken wings. Please accept this as a thank you for being responsible. Life is valuable, have a great weekend. ay Mc Managing Partner Original Joe's Sherwood Park A lady left her car overnight at an Original Joes. via /r/wholesomememes <a href="http://ift.tt/2lSgyMV">http://ift.tt/2lSgyMV</a>

A lady left her car overnight at an Original Joes. via /r/wholesomememes http://ift.tt/2lSgyMV

Drinking, Driving, and Memes: Why drink and drive when you can park and spark Weed Should Smoke

Drinking, Driving, and Funny: Me: these edibles ain't shit. 20 minutes later Don't drink and drive get high and fly

Memes, Uber Driver, and 🤖: HAVE A GREAT WEEKEND. DON'T DRINK AND DRIVE. DON'T BE A DICK. TIP YOUR CAB/UBER DRIVER. FOLLOW PROPER WEAPON SAFETY PROCEDURES. DON'T GO SWIMMING IF YOU'VE EATEN WITHIN THE PAST HALF HOUR. CALL YOUR MOTHER. PRACTICE YOUR NINJA SKILLS BEFORE YOU CHALLENGE ANY 16TH CENTURY ASIAN LAND BARONS TO A FIGHT. DON'T GO CHASING WATERFALLS. CHECK YOUR GIG LINE BEFORE YOU LEAVE THE HOUSE. DRINK WATER. Okay?

Memes, 🤖, and Drinking and Driving: MADEMYDAY Don't drink and drive. Just sauf und lau! www.MadeMVDay com

Memes, 🤖, and Drinking and Driving: "Hold my beer ig: a bestvines ⠀ 🌱Don't Drink And Drive! 😂

Best, Drive, and Girl: Seriously the best don't drink and drive commercial i'm in tears 😭 follow @biochemicals for more 🔥

Memes, Sober, and Common Sense: I really wish that this was a "common sense" thing for everyone, but unfortunately it isnt. So let me put it out there... I hope ya'll enjoy the Superbowl. Have fun at your parties and get togethers. But please, PLEASE if you will be drinking, have a sober ride. Don't get behind the wheel impaired. The Patriots are playing. That was Nick's favorite NFL team. But we don't get to sit and watch it with him because someone made the choice to drive drunk. Don't be an asshole. Please. TOWNSEND READ Nicolas Robert Died 2013 Please take a moment to read this. The young man in the photo is my friend Nicolas. He was sadly taken from us too soon by some lady who decided to drink and drive. If you are drinking tonight, please plan ahead with a ride home or sleep over a friends. As the super bowl parties start, please be safe and think before you drink. Please do have fun and have a goodnight everyone. 👊 GoPatriots 🇺🇸

Morality, Trendy, and Myth: when it's against your morals but you got a business to run TEXT AND DRIVE WATHAN FUNERAL HoME Aint nothing wrong with drinking and driving, thats just a myth @staggering • ➫➫➫ Follow @Staggering for more funny posts daily!

Aint nothing wrong with drinking and driving, thats just a myth @staggering • ➫➫➫ Follow @Staggering for more funny posts daily!

Memes, 🤖, and Why You: DON'T DRINK AND DRIVE YOUR DOG WOULD NOT UNDERSTAND WHY YOU NEVER CAME HOME

Drugs, Friday, and Drive: The juniors today got letters from first graders because their prom is Friday telling them not to drink and drive and stuff and this one guy in my AP Bio class got one that said "dont do cokine intil your 21" Well I mean those are the rules don't do drugs https://t.co/7pkPJKmXvm

don't do drugs https://t.co/7pkPJKmXvm

Mario Kart, Memes, and Mario: Ich spiele jetzt don't Drink and Drive mit meinem Mitbewohner Mario Kart: Jeder ein Bier in der Hand Das Bier muss leer sein, wenn Man muss rechts ran fahren um zu trinken, da es beim Fahren ja Funny

Memes, Juno, and 🤖: Happy New Year Everyone... From Juno's Place and bodyguard Sarena!! First non-bathroom taken selfie of the New Year!!! For once its not Jake sticking out his tongue! We wish everyone a safe evening. Please don't drink and drive... The life you save could be ours!

Happy New Year Everyone... From Juno's Place and bodyguard Sarena!! First non-bathroom taken selfie of the New Year!!! For once its not Jak...

Driving, Drunk, and Drive: PSA: NYE is tonight Don't be the idiot that takes away someone's everything (child, mom, wife, husband, etc.) bc of drunk driving Don't drink and drive tonight 👀 https://t.co/i2lN4Ps5Re

Don't drink and drive tonight 👀 https://t.co/i2lN4Ps5Re

Memes, White House, and On the Road: REPUBLICANS OWNTHE WHITE HOUSE. THE HOUSE AND THE SENATE. NO MORE EXCUSES, GET THE OBDONE! WISHING YOU ALL THE BEST FOR THE COMING YEAR AND IF YOU'RE GOING TO BE ON THE ROADS TONIGHT, PLEASE DON'T DRINK AND DRIVE... STAY SAFE EVERYONE!!!

WISHING YOU ALL THE BEST FOR THE COMING YEAR AND IF YOU'RE GOING TO BE ON THE ROADS TONIGHT, PLEASE DON'T DRINK AND DRIVE... STAY SAFE EVERY...

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